EASUAROO HIAUJKI.

.Mm Australian enrre* km ix Efc."Ct ! 1T|tfWJ"'"' >*Yll|»of kKOiimtioiiauddefeliseareso l*c</uliur audita. swiftness so give!* »U u* cb*|*> of it i«4 attended Witfe t»xi|U<UA*aU anJdingiffs wWlp unique. The boot ing tho Fox in England is over com j 4 • v * 1 1 "j . -- ... • on bor** i.iai liqvo uo nu^uma ... m.; world for sud who***' power in not j lost in ciriliiatiui^ Thgu the clangor* that you are to enoounier when ytni overtake the keti gOTod; tfrough not in wality extreme, are as groat *« those 141. -t in the tiger hunt an usually conducted, a hit# in the latter you have not the excitement and danger of the chase. The j>Uew where 1 write is .about 200 mile* from 0ie ooean shore, oh the bank* of abmuitftUl liver shaded with eucalyptus trees. Then' tree# are tin* natural growth of the country', coter a large part of it, 'and' are Lslinvod, both here and in KurojHi, to so destroy ina* laria ait to bo a sure guarantee again* t fever of at! kind*. The couch*-* arc examined before retiring at night, to if there are any snake* in fliem ; hut none are found. A native, with two women, »■» camped 011 the nhore near by. Their camp i* a half circle of piled up logs, throe faot high, while on the open eitlfr-, toward* the wator, glare* h brilliant fire, lighting up tliein and the darkh*#M with a lurid, fantastic navagenea*. Those native# resemble the African more nearly than either of the other four of the human races, and come without doubt from that stock. Their hair cannot he strictly said to he either hair or wool, but moat nearly reaomble* tho latter. Thov are of good size, dark brow®, well tuade, jWid don't encumber . thcmftefrcB' with mneh-clbtfifhg. One of ! their woapou* of war in tlje boomerang, and it is a curious affair. It le made of venr hard wood, throo font long, four inches wide, i<<3P tliick at tho centre* ami bends edgeways ho ok to make n third of a circle. "With the hand they are said to throw this implement 150 yards, cutting otf the hoad of an enemy and nating Mm w^l»n return to t bo feet of tb e «'ftuor 1 have seen it thrown that distance and return to the person who threw it. Tho full-grown male kangaroo in called the boomer" and is about seven and a half foot long frprn hi* nose fci .the end of his tail — the tail being about three and a half feet of thin, and one foot in diameter at its bono. He Uvea on grass — sometime* invading the fields of the frontiersman and eating up all he has. He stands on four leg* when feeding, and at no other time. Hi* tail is full of powerful sin#** but it f* only u*"d to ahntt in Umi equilibrium whuo sitting, standing on fbe toda and running. In a sitting posture he 10 about (bur and a half feet nigh, hll*. ha stand* on L bis toes to survey the country or an enemy, he is taller than a man. He ha* a soft, gazelle-lik# expression, but the white teeth gleam between tho open, lips. His color is brown, tending in fcflfe towards red or gray, according to the specie*. They weigh (the male] from 150 to 170 pounds each. The meat tastes somewhat like venison, hut is not very good, though the tail makes aSCeljgntgKUip. The fc tM® i* under six fret in length, and liaiMofil in appearance from the male. The young, when born, are only an inch long, and are first seen nursing - -• . . ». > »•

v..» . .R»y •< .• .llOl) (nr. u.U mi'Awejxh about ten pounds, and long gfterwaros return to St \m appearance of danger. When the mother is hard press *djby 7*11 enemy in a chase she throw* yoMnc <m«? out of hor pouch, who thereby make* its escape. There are kangaroo dogs, very swift and strong, especially adapted to hunting the kangaroo ; out no experinced dog tfill tackle one of them without somebody to >*ek him. Th*y Jump about WfWhT®^ at a time, dsimllr, Imt sometimes twenty or more, and* Their swiftness is prodigious. Nothing can apparently overtake them in a fair race, and thfc jupial way is to practically surround them. Wiicd hk*dj.r«--»ed they place fheir nark to a tree for the figlit ; or, in preference, they always strike for tho water, if there is any near. They try to seize their enemy with the fore paws, and then rip it from top to l>ottom with the middle claws of the hind feet, which are very sharp. If tboy age in the water they try to hold their enemv under until ho is drowned. They will always leave a dog to attack a wan. At nine o'clock this morning ten men — including myself— started oh horseback, with four dogs on a chase. All were experienced in tne business ox cope a young man an EngLialiman and myself. Wc tobk no "fire-arms, % large stick being the onlv weapon to be used. We/had no difficulty in finding tho animsls. It was disdained to avoid such fenoes as we found, and we juwt*d sereral of A height or four to five met, always apnroacnlng them on a fall run. We divided the party, half going to each side of a partly open plain. 1 soon saw a large kangaroo and two small ones coming towards mir porty. We waited till they were near enough to see us, when they made a right angle; and went off at an astonishing pace in jumps . fifteen to twenty feet in leujfth, going from eight to ten feet in the aw at each jump. We "went far" the big one, but he quickly got beyond our sight, the three having a I ready distanced the dogs. Th® kangaroo dogs bunt by sight, like the greyhound Theee three were oil lout, we learned, as we met at the point Agree<yw>p« We ne*t gurroundml an* Jw large tract «»f forest plain And meadow, this time dividing t ho dogl. In a few moments a hundred or more ksngarrvi eame bounding towards the parly with me. The dog with^me start ed (rf them, ond sll the dogs end men wore at onee iMptirfhlt. The kangsnxv^ di# id'vt into several parties, each dog •electing one to follow, end eeeh men l»J lowing so tne one of the dogs My

; ifef far u buomer and 1 also, ii< ith^oth^ rf tho party. no sound. When he mould get near tin; kagqVuo the an.uud Mould inuku a Jump ut right angle* and chatty** his douvsc, »'Hils the th* dag would shoot j on a distance before he^ could turn. - -• * ^ ^ •w : «Mt lor 'him ana the |Kbt I ooihmenced. The dog suooeedod in Kel tillg Upld of Jlif tail and was carried I 10 tb# aif i^tif distance by repeated jumps. The dog then lost hi* hold and was seiitd and put under the water. Owing to my having the best hor»e I was first to come to the dog'H aid. I was warned by shouts not to Approach the animal but disregarded them and showed myself a goou kangaroo-hunter. The animal proved to bo eight feet long. The rest of the party killed two smaller one*, and later In the day at another chase another largo gnu was killed. The female* do not fight, hot run so swiftly that they are rarely over -taken. 1 e 1

"DEB FEXEFIT8 OF TBINklSti."

ax gDimxo lkctl'KK, BY uaks lAiivxiioa. Mclntcr 8hont1enu*ns : Pv reason uv a letter in der uow*]>aj>er. I haf peon requanted to ocks-pross metn-self on dor vhiskc-y question. Ah I am der Ixiss mit a bier saloon, it was yust right dot I stand oop far (lot ptwxneesH. Uv a man van got a saloon mil himself, I guess he vaa know sonic cing* ajmmit trinks, ain't it? I am avarc dot lots of vellers dot vanta 1 to save monish, vus dr>*in' to run* down der poexnes* : dor vas Shon B. Go-oH', und 8u*e Anthony, und Parnum's Circus, und blenty uv unner vellers; but vtqi 1 dold you some dings, 1 guess you vould say "Fully for 8aueiipilch I hi* bed vaa level." Der ort to pe a rum schop on every corner, in every town, und den peetnees vould be good. Der vhiskey peeznew* iielfiH euny town. No maUer how dull ptczutiSH vw, beep left will spend dor monish fur trinks. Dis vas brovea efrjtay. All ofer Nye- York, you can find vorking mans dot vas gomhlaining apout der pay, und bnyuisir.' dot dcy vould go on HOfm* strikoe, pccausc dey don't got some more vages, mid yet dewsame mens vill spend teefty celits ©fry day fur vhiskoy und bio-. Dot broovo* der liquor poezuoss vas bclpin' drade, ain't it? Und dot vas not der only vay ; der vas inenny miners. Uv it vas not.fur trinking, monny public nmldings vould not peon puild ; deso bri*ons, und shails, und poor houses, und inebriate uh.vIuiii*, und such dftngH ; und eef dese hauses val not sulll , vy uw -Oourac der tnnyRtiigm vould haf nodtings to di>, ain't it? Uv you don't got some ruin schop* in der town, you von't need no shail, und uv cAtirso you don't vant no sheriff, und vot vofila (l^Duitioiani done? Uv der vas no rum dor vould peon no murders, no fites, 110 stabs, no licking your vife, no nodtings far der news|wper*, und vot vould der editors done? Und vot vhould der lawyers done? Ab ! mien freundi, pefore you run do\yn de? rum, you yu*t tink uv all dose ding*, flow incnfiy bcopfe* vould peon out uv vork, mit-out liquor? Vy ! ve vould need 110 bolioos : no charitv goins ^ -v 1 T

i> if you hat 110 vnisaey sen.;.*-, verb voul«l your toy* spend der emnings ? r Vy J dsj* vould haf to stay at noMt, und I it vouhl kill monny uv thorn to be <xv*t into der same society a* der muddcrs i Uttd. aoasUnu Dor muddcrs could not 1 dell dem der some sholi.y btorirs vot dey hear init der Haloon: dot vas kmbossihi.r. Peside*. der saloon vas uv I yuso to der viuniloy, Uv you haf a son, !. und you doh't vant him seating arount ► der nnus all der ofafdpf, you can just \ swmMiim to der **ahvwi. und he vould ■ not vorry you some more dot night. In all de*e vay* a saloon help* a town ferry mooch, a1n't it? Und it helm you socially. It none- • fits your family. It helps votir sons to #ct ock'-qTiaintcd mit heepfr dot dey vould not odder- vise know, initout dor saloon. I)»»r vas nodting like bier fur sociableneeds — except vhiskey. Vhiskey vas a leetle ahod. Der va* a tir^e ven dwo freuuel* would meet, und ockschang* dor gom piemen ts uv der lay, und ten part. But der saloon has done avay mit dot cold vay uv acting. Now ven dwo or dree fro und* meet, und schrVe hand* mit deinnelves, von uv detn vill say : "Let's haf someding* ?" und dey vill valk into der saloon (der is alvavn von handy) and von veil er» says: "Vot vill y.»u dak#?" Una der unner Teller say* : "I vill tako der same j und dey yu«t doueh dose glasses to-gedder, und sgy : "Here fibs goes," und she Do as go. Dnn der unner veller vill say ; "Now you must dake somedings mit mo," und dey go drao der same liorformanees mit dem selves vonee more. Dot vas soisapility. UV you don't get some saloon* how you vas gone to done dot, oh ? Ven you a*k a man to dook somedinks, you don't vant to drcnt him to a Odd, or a pair of sehtihs, or a loaf uv promt '>r no surh voolishnos* ; do you ? ' ▼ Hi* key onahl«*M a man to nury hi* thought". Ho vill forgot all al>out his hard vork — somedimen far more ash a yank. It gifs a man eourage in running his hauK Tot vould a mane done ml tout ho trinks ? I vas so meek a* Moses ron J va* sobfr, hut ven I vas f^ill mit bier, you ynst pet your poots der Hchildr« n urtd dor olt romih vas tA sehtmip aroqnt Hfely, Mein vife clon't dslk pact to mo den ; uv she vould. 1 lick her like plaxes. I let her know I vas so goot a man as got ana vas, t>r some unhor votta .1*. VM<% teaches n n^n not to po ' hrfatd tnlt himself Ven a man vas so- j her be rants glean ghwo, tind a goot bed,

Und bUitfy of unner ding* But vuu be VA* Onmk, Uv vas m* atuoek 00^ lie K'.rrJS t ta^ura vould yust so soon schle®]b in d- r gutter a- miuw unner bUoes, und b< dinks der euffhAianv vas a pillar, poe'r It V Liquor vas healthy. do<' I kuue m>dtt. Yust you vaUih enny uiau dot keeps a »» .loon, und vas not doo stingy to trink his own trinks Y usl you va#ch him und sc* vat ® pig pelly be vas uoi , You don't vant *oiue pet tar proof as dot, ain't it? vm 1 started a saloou 1 vae ferry skinny, und now der poy* gall mo "-td bloat." 1 vaa gettin' ferry Ut. "l - haf rick moil, und 00 soon he in der iiW-n 4 sMtm. Der vaa a ferry nig brofit in all kiuda uv trinks. Yust look at some boor young Teller vot va* tending bar., lie start* mit nodting*, und in a few yahrs ho vas got schirt* nut frill*, und a dimdn pin, und a gold vatch mit a chain dot voiglis den i*ouuds, und monish enuff to Mtart a saloon uv bis own. Look at mm. 1 jitoru-d a bier saloou after I failed to got rich In dt r puggy p«'4-inns*f und now I got no drutlblSi, und no vork, only to a new kag ven der unner von vus dry, and rake in der stamps. 1 tun a freund do def vorking man pecause dey are a freund to we, und help do support tne, Ven der vorking-uien* vas mat mit dor posses, dey meet a mien saloon, und tnnk bier, und make speeches, und say : "Tain tcr panks, und der rich lx**plpv," und ting* like dot. I say so, doo. 8ome-duiic« 1 vns inad. It ras ven vimtnop* und tathildreii oom»i hero to fx»g monish to puy prcad, und ven 1 say "No," don dey *uy der husband* and vatcra *|>cnd all der monish here. Vot van dot DBXK peer. n ess? All viromeu* tinks uv, vas spending moniidi on drew*, und der oil man* must vork, vork ! ! vork ! ! ! und haf no •Mishoymont. 1 stick mil mien naloon. I haf a license, und der government vas hacking ine ; und Murphy, nor der Viuiuiiii'* Crusade, nor enny unner man can mak«* pie stop. Dots der kind of vellor vot 1 vas!— Xiik Hub.

HOW TO RAISE ONIONS.

The raising of onion* for market ha* the last few years l>eoomc quite extensive with the farmers, and to thoso of ouy readers who contemplate raising some the coming season I tender my method from experience. Block porous soil, new, or that hoi only huen cultivated a year or two, is opt to lx> free from weed*, is the host* To raise a big crop of onion* the noil must bo very rich. In the spring before sowing apply to your grouua on an average 30 .or 40 wagon loads of rotted stable manure per acre, and a* soon as the soil is in workable condition plow from six to eight inches deep, taking a narrow farrow which more thoroughly mixes the manure with the soil. After plowing harrow thoroughly with an iron drag, thou nail two two-lhch boards together six feet long, edge to edge, one foot wide with pieces across each end to hold them together, leaving a space betwnan ths bunwlti of ±ko mnhna, . now hook a log chain on one side of the hoards on one corner of both ends, attach n horse or team to the middle of the chain, stand on the l>oard. drive over the ground several times, this will inash all the clods and bmooth the ground nicely. Repeat again with another harrowing and gather oft' the refuse that may he on the ground. The ground is now ready to nmrk, which is done with a hand-murker containing five runners or teeth 14 inches apait, and by placing a stake at the farther end of the pieoo and walking straight for it, pulling the markto* • »•

co(«JnUr> .iib. May untU y'w*. Um* o N.V piece all marked. 1 sow my onions with a seed drill and a roller attached, the drill being Arranged to sow most any quantity required per aero, and the roller following the drill pre** ea the soil on the seen and causes them to sprout quick. Three* pound* of good fresh seed is plenty For an acre, for if sowed too thick the onions will he small. Cover the seed half an inch d p. As soon as the onions can be ace' , .oe them very shallow between the \ i repeat in al>out a week by hoeii 1 io un to the onion*, being careful ' to disturb them. Follow by weeding, Uich will require the ivoeder to get <i< *n on Ills knees and to stir the soil around the plant to kill weed* that have just started and can't be seen. In a week or 10 days they will need another hoeing and weeding, and still another, and by this time, if the work ha* been thorough, it will he sufficient until it is time to harvest, which is begun after the top* have mostly died and fnlf a, by pulling the onion* and scattering them over the ground for a week todiy, then with a largo knife cutting the lops oft' one-half inch from the bulb. Onion* should not lay lodger on the ground than to dry good, afa»r tho top* hnv* been cut oft', or before, as they loose their bright color. By practicing the above plan, learned by experience, I have never failed to r;ii*o a good crop of anions every year. — Tolrdo Bi.vdk. "Nothing Succeeds Like Success.0 There arc enough to say of Joseph (Vv>k, "gas-ling," "played ©uLP and the like ; but the fact that tho Mon<lay lec tureship now in its fifth year is crowd ing the Old South and with a larger proportion of educated men than oolong* to any other stated audience on the continent ; the fact also that Ho leading articles are so extensively copied by tho press as his "Preludes," a happy original (bought and a public godsena in their carefal summaries of lending facts sad ungloved discussions of current popukr aril* and reforms, thCVC having been In the two last vears some 100,000 vtcwsni i>er copies or the prelude# snd jeotii!** in fall and over 300,000 copise of thntn in part, reaching more than a million t>f readers in this country and Great Britain ; ha* over 34*0 lecture* during tho same time in the chief cities of tho miH and west and Canada, and in 17 college I towns ; his eight published volnmos r. arhing in ene instance the 16th e«lition and in anothor the 13th 1 the tact, I

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AK Bl.'lLIilSO.

oh® night at Chew'i Lauding, a vUlage which ir also in New Jersey. Next mom i^fi surp^-d to find that into a delegation to ask of him a eoutri bution toward a new Rfiispopel church. He not only gave the contribution but signed the church book, and so did Ciroll of fjsmoUtou. The book has been religiously preserved in the vestry, ai»d , every governor of New Jersey hs* for j many veers given something to keep : the building Tn order. Now, however, : it is to be torn down and a common place brick ohurch erected.

CURRENT NOTES.

They have clams weighing a pound at 1 Guilford, Conn. All fire alarm telegraph p*las in New York will be jaunted red. Since rags have advanoed in price the GriM-iibacktfrs feel encouraged. "Nihilist? Pooh!" said the Gnr. "Out of nothing' n<»thing comes" — when, Bang ! went his diniug-iahl*. Thn Lawrence, Kan., Jourxal claims that Kansas State Law Library can hardly be equaled in thw United Sutes An invisible hair-net is n*t invisible by a long shot when carried along the street on a young man's ooet-button. At Madrid, sentries exposed to the "death breath," blowing from th^Guadanuna Mountians are changed every half hour. Victoria Woodhull is teaching a class in a London Sunday-school, says an exchange. But the item fails to state what she is teaching the class. The Peruvians are never troubled with any tliinl term scares. If the President lives through his first term he will be found residing in Paris. Four brothers named Watson, throe of whom live in Georgia and the other in .South Carolina, all met a few days ago for the first time in forty-three years. There are two reasons why worms will not trouble the grape-vines in Southorn California, nx., tixo cold weather first kills the worms and then the vines. The Norwich, Conn., Bcllstir says that many handsome bouquets of the fragrant trailing arbutus were gathered in the fields near that city on Sunday last. Mrs. Conk ling is said to bo heartbroken because her husband will not be mmmioUU thMr only daughter, who had the audacity to marry an excellent but poor man. A Tennessee man can so perfectly imitate the sounds made by two dogs engaged in fighting that he can c#ll a Memphis congregation out of church in three minute*. Mount Blanc is not the highest eminence in Europe. According to the latest measurement*, the Elhurx, r mountain of the Caucasian chain, ex ceods it by more than 2,300 feet. Among the humors of the New York f*. v*. • * 4, •-• * * ▼ .1 • V

young UtoM> she had earned by letting somebody kiss her. There is no prospect of another railroad to Cape May in the immediate future. The New York, . Philadelphia, and (Jape May ComjMiny have suspended operations for the present, — Visaland Journal. It is stated the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will build the ten-mile extension of tho Swodoslioro Railroad to Woodstmvn, Salem county, and furnish the rolling stock, if those interested will secure the right of way. In the report of a "swell wedding" it was written, "Her dainty feet were incased in shoe* that might have been taken for fairy boot*," but tho comI visitor made it read, "shoes that might have been taken for ferry boats." When they have a faneral in Leadville, they end it with a dano*\ and when they have a dance they kill two or three men, and of course ttie remains demand funerals, so it'* hard to ace why an undertaker shouldn't prosper in Leadvilie. Soma people are so constituted that tho verdict of a jury never suits them. If the accused person is convicted they sympathise with him as a victim of persecution], while if lie is acquitted they are convinced that tho rascal has gone u 11 whipped of justice. The legislative report of the com miftee on Lunatic Asylums show* that there were 635 patients in the Trenton Asylum, in 1879, of which 36 were discharged as recovered. 16 as improved, and 8 stationary. Forty -seven of the number died, and three escaped. Tli# color line was drawn In Bridge port, Oonn»< unnecessarily and often sivejjr on Monday night* The Fisk J Oh i i"« Singers were refased accomo •iatfnn at two hotels. These gentleman and ladies of color were net insulted in this way at any stago of their European tour. " Let me look at a revolver," said a man who walked into a store at Sand stone, Ma., and a weapon was shown to him. "8bow mn the cartridge," he added, and he carelessly loaded one of the chamber*. " Excuse me far using this a minute," he fhrther remarked, and shot, himself through the brain. \ clever new idea in kid gloves is the Fneter glove, in whioh the fastening Is by a cord laced around hooks, like those ! on a gentleman's laccd shoe The glove I 1

SEE r id * C , VM int^'ptott^ wiift Uv kJ>d? in tiiv pock * ,mwH*mnu* •"> •?* oui — ' Mivtcf, dp you »ut mr u, L. :;, y«uT I will Lave anyUflbg with a young | i lady who takes a position on the street I corner and wink* at the gentlemen ar i they pass by. Nor would it look well for a dozen or more young ledie* to Loaf around in front of a church an houraiv* a half on Sunday nights* sparring and i knocking one another's hat* oft. and ' lancing a tra-la-ia on sidewalk in 1 order to kill time until the congregation j is dismissed, and then buckle up to a . young man and escort him home. Thb nawsparsrs, Booxs, Maoaxtitbs, | Ae., for wilicb you have no further oatafter reading, an » of which every house, office and store ho* iu quota, would b* gratefully received a* "Reading Matter for the Sfick," at any of our City Hospitals or Homes, and to aid in the collection of such, "Hospital Newspaper Boxes" -have been placed at the follow ing different locations in Phiia. : 1 . Ig the Hall of the Pcwt Ufies. 2. Dfjiot Pennsylvania R. R. W. : Philademhia. 3. S. W. corner Broad and Chestnut ! streets. 4. Depot Philadelphia, Wilmington and Baltimore R. R. 5. West Chester Depot West Phiia. 6. North Penn. Deiwt. 7. Depot Ninth and Green streets. ^ i 8. Kensington D^pot. The Hospital* are always full, hence the demand is constant, and tin* work should commend itaolf to all as a J simple, useful and kindly charity de- j serving of general encouragement.

* e • . ' A RICH THING ABOUT EDITORS.

"Editors are usually wealthy," the man with the sample case remarked. "Yea," 1 said, "thov are familiar with all the slang and business pk rases of the money market ; they write about dollars: they build railroad* ; they or ganize mining and magnificent trans | ]x>rUtion companies, all with fabulous capital; they aeclare war without con suiting the Rothschilds, and if all tht banks in America were to fail to-mor-row they wouldn't be a cent poorer than they are to-day. Yes, they ar# rich. They associate with the money classes, they sit down at tables with kings, and sometimes in happier, luckier moment*. > with aces ; if you want to borro%v money. go to the editor ; he will turn tohisadver using columns and tell yon where you ■ can borrow it. If you have money to loan, rather than see you suffer he will bor- j row it of you himself. Rich ! He knows ' the secret* of the money rings, he di- : vulgee to the people the plans and the j schemes of the heavy operators; he ! roars himself louder than tne bulls ; and growls among the bears; hi* voice is heard in the temples of the moneychangers, asking for money ; he warbles m

When, you want to spend all themcuey vou have in this wide world, go to vour lawy er , when you want something done for nothing hie to your newspaper office. Then when yon want to send some man to Congress ; send your lawyer 5 because you can get along without bim." I paused and a profound, impressive silence filled the air like a dream of peace. 1 looked around upon my au- j uience. It was asleep. — Bi hdbttb > w » Brother Gardner on Greatness. At the last meeting of the limt kiln i Club, Brother Gardner said: "De odder night, in de club library, I heard a 1 member of de olub xrievin' cao»e be wasn't a great man. It am nateral nuff dat we should want to get ahead. It ! am on reasonable in any man to want to be lop of de heap. Preachers, poets, j editor* an, lecturers all incourage us to dig 'long an, strive to carve -our name* on de cupalow of de temple of fame > An' yet what a hollow mockery fame am j Dar was Shakspear*. He bad de toof ache same as a common man. He had his blue days, same as de poo rot* white De rain pored down on him saim as on Samuel Shin— he fell in de mud. ' same as elder Toota — Ids erooer wanted cash — same a* mine. Dar was Byron de poet. His name am as high as de steeples, and yet his corns ached, same as W ay down Be bee's — Butcher carts run him down, same as trustee Pullback — street kvar drivers rang de bell on him, , same a* on sqnar Williams. Dar was queen 'Lisaheth. She had a big palace, heaps o' waiters, and lots of close; but she hae big feet, got bald beaded, and wouldn't see any more of Niagery Falls for five dollars dan my ole woman did for two shfllins'. ft realm-** may bring store cloze, but it doan' alius bring hap pines*. Fame may bring a bouse pur wided wid a burglar alarm, but de hiffher <1® fame do higher de gas bull. If gyeatnsea comes roolin' around you. oatch him by de coat tails. If he nebber eomcs, be content widout him A home — wifr and children— plenty to <«t -pew rent paid, and a pig in de i>*n am goed 'nuff tor any man' and he whe seeks to climb higher em just as apt tt boat hi* suspender buttons as to get dar Wid desa few infiexihuus on de inoon t<-s fancy of earthly greatness, we will now disband oorseWes to business U Ditaorr Faas Pana. Hie dlffbrencc between a woman "and j an umbrella is that you ess sometimes •hut up t^i umbrella.

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