* - * ' . - ' ' « L .isiiwfiis : M> luflu.nU*! ikiounUm jouru*i, U*d _ b««a princlp*U\ coulineU to writing Jx>n<* Itoiai for lt>« tjpyofcoliUn pspw* *»d W*-1"* in tMnarveit field* in luaunar, itoeved irr'V'Wftr.Pf* "More new book* to rotriew, I tuppoee, ' *3 leiiiirvl v tp cut the virgin page*, ioj "ktltUvMiHcn.-' kewdi, uuuiugly I "torn* enurpriwpg Kew Yorker, I »uppo#e. Well, here go *• for to-morrow's edition, anyhow :" ytetofdng, a sopy of John Milton'i pOsma from the enter prising home of XX* San Fxi ncisco. ] SfflMB topic that it never mentioned in circlet of thie camp, and givet a mott itiee on the tubject have likened him to a goat. He goes on to tell of a fight with angel#, whoioiu tlie Derilj qg^a' matter of course, geta the wont of it, being from the very start the under dog in the fight, fhie it quite enough for ut. Joh^pUoff would j|o better to hit legitimate newspaper sphere. He may be able to describe a masquerade ball or A street iw, but, in our opinion, -,T poor po.^ , £ .t - fja8ou5^ Bulwar.^^JoLoE^iLL^N * w». A "S. York Orfun" in the Wt4». i " One of the little lambs .picked up in - awa%s^SE!i& adopted by a Detroit family about two , . months ago, and ere this is published Mr. Arid Be* received a 6ig $>e#tal card announcing that his dearkntb baa gone West to fight Indians and* that he needn't mind about sending on another to take J his place* This New York lamb wss thirteen years old. He aaicf ao at the , depot op his arrival, and half an hour liter he reiterated the statement at the , house and added : "Atid if you . dopjt \ the sort of q spring-gun 1 am, and don't you forget it J" They didn't forget it. He gave them no chance to. He ate with his fiegers, wiped his mouth • ' on his sleeve and gave the family to understand before supper was over that he didn't come West to have his hair combed or his face washed as a regular j business. On the first evening he slip* ped out, had three fights and stole a I dog. ami whefi hunted up he was About | to take his bee#ln a Miloon. Thbj fam- . ily expected to wrestle with the boy for a while and, they didn't nit down on him tmril It became a painful necessity. During his first week he stoic $5 in money, a gold chain, a revolver and a p£tr o? ear-rings and he got drunk twice. When reasoned with and asked to do better he took a fr«#h chew of plug tobacco and replied : ,40h ! you Michigan folks »re too roft! If ^ feller den t have a^good time what's the use of being an orphan .On Monday of tlic seoond week he'sold the family dog to a stranger for a quarter, threw the saw and ax into the alley, an<l When locked up in a closet he tore a Sunday coat to pieces. It was thought best to have a policcmnn bilk to him and one was called in. Ho put on his fiercest look and lectured the hunb for fifteen minutes, but as soon as he stopped for breath t lie young sinner replied : "Now, are here, old buttons, you are wasting time! 1 know piy 1ft-, • ' do, and if you think I've come to a village like thi* to be butfod by anybody, yooVc missed your train T He was taken to Sunday school by the hand, lie hadn't been there half an hour when he was taken out by the collar. He seemed anxious to punch the head of every good little boy within half a mile of him, and he told the teacher of lib* class that when she could stuff Moses in the bulrush ns down him It would be after she had bleached out her freckles. They give him a Sunday school hook to fit Ids case, but he fitted it to a crack in the sidewalk on his way home. When moral suasion had no effect on thh wicksd yaiuh fa guardian tried the rod. lie was bigger than the boy, and he walloped him, but within nf the mus acre taken oflPliialmggy auff thrmvn savay, Vftiere was a second soance In the woodshed, and before dark a window-glass worth $8 was broketu That orphan was faithfflllf and duly and pefsi gently wrestle*! wltn. ha will coaxed and fluttered. He vm licked and reasoned with. Amr mtttftSccix: the first day at he was the last. A few days ago he was told that he would 1 e sect to the He form School, at Lansing,
r jfflyp*) was auy further trouble with 1 Unit TVi Stole five dolW# i of the cook, a butcher knife from thy ar'no place for a N. York j goto' out planes u> flfo ijym*. It will be yusaWss to foil** me/ fur I can t bo took Alive t"— Fins Pom*. yWm S Gough. The road mo who have had the privy < lege of seeixig Mr. Ooughj aa J^mpqars i on the platrorm, will, at eight o i ji.t uat*e, Corp* a znm^al ifrtM* of A fV™ about 6*2 yfiars of 4^e,W medium bright, stoutly built, hair and beard a silvery gray, nervous temperament, vigorous and active. His general bearing on the stage is quilt inimitable and although , lie has dispensed with his earlier mannei of violent gesticulation with the tails of ( his cost, he IMul introduced qtbteiysature* of the art vrlflclu «roul4 g roMly^coiiflict with an average elocutionist's ideas of , proper deportment before an audience. , Mr. Gough is, of course, outside the • limits of all flocutifpiary methods, yet no one tb^ki of Nflkrin^ qptioism» for without his customary peculiar "shooting" from one side the stage to the oUjorj his stooping attitude accompanied by an application oTtbo end of the index finger of one hand to the same finger of the other when a distinction is being made ; his wry effectual dHf of UluMratliig , tbb€ifc»rswo*bstwe& sman intoxicated , with 8ootch whisky and one "over- i burdened' with English hear— without these and other characteristics his words oahUU** —'"l- for*" * •" • ab«S*ppi 5 a, a"uw m&Mfcr* >* , Mgerly wmtcJ\fd «nd wo^d i* , osught dy attentive listeners as ilUis- , trate's some trutn in a jovial, mirth-pro- t voking manner or emphasises a state- i ment by a pathetic appeal U> our better nAtnre?; Two yesrs ago Mr. Gough sought txiuoh, needed re.f arrows the Bpan, , bfif'jln a recent lecture, He said tfiat it was the busiest and most laborious year of ^ii| life, the year that was spent in Europe. When M visited England 25 ] years ago it was quite impossible for i hiin to induce any one to preside at his < meetings : there was no concerted move- i m«nt 1^ th* temperunce c»uv! and no ( active work performed to lessen intern- < perance; but now tb° highest dignitaries \ of the Church of England consider it An < to preskle at his lecture# and will- < V»*g%7 tl.v'.. I I I !■» ■ «M» temperance; active measures are on foot to aid the great reform and an increased interest is manifested among all classes. Such u change is a source of gratificAtion, btlt Mr. Gough attributes it to the increase of intemperance, which I has been sogi eatas to alarm the thought ful and incite the influential to earnest labor to avert the impending evij. Such a condition of affifrrs Mr. Gough predicts for America. As yet the influential classes are not awake to the jrenl danger that threatens the land, but the day may soon come when with us, as with England, the results of intemperance will become so terrible as to cause n general uprising throughout the country among the better classes, when Uie listless and the thoughtless will be aware of their posit ion, and the careless, passive multitudes trill realize that it. is not enough to sit quietly by, tyitb- folded hands, leaving the labor to the few, but wiH put forth every effort and wage a relentless war with an enemy which is destroying thousands every year and desolating count less homes. Though Mr. Gough seems as vigorous and active as ever, yet the 37 years of constant, laborious devotion to the temperance cause are gradually working their change and it cannot be long tafore this great apostle and expounder of the truth tvill lay aside the mantle so - long and faithfully worn.to betaken up, let us hope, bv none less worthy nor less dc voted to a noble cause. J. \\\ D. Hints for the Season. Throw old bottles, oyster-cans, broken dishes and so forth into your neighl»or'* yard. He's no man if he can't pass 'em along to the next. Some folks take up carpets and boat them in the spring. Others wait until fall and then beat the carpet stores. Every family can tako its choice, this being a free country, (f- • If one of the gate-hinges is missing, take the other off and throw it awiy. It is better to have a gate on no hinges than one hinge, and it is cheaper to throw away a hinge than to buy one. Spring fs#— 1 ♦ • 4 the hotife anTtimu u«\ ^ thimbles, butcher-knives, silver spoons, and pail -covers. A grest many families I get, rich by hunting up things which the cat has lugged out bf the houdf daring the winter. Borrow a wheelbarrow, rake, hoes, Hp ule and Whatever also fm may want AiWfch the wtfrnmer as soofi now kl you can, so that the owners will forget to whom they r*r* lent. A man who buv* | » w|ptttM«NWS«>oB h. ata *• NW <*«
Www oowpany* ^ ? eight stoves <mn he djapwed witii In the average dwelling-bouse. Any Stan who odfti kick strong enoafih to.b i«.*k a horse's leg can kick overs stove. That's the easiest way to get 'em down Steve pipe, property made and put up, will fall when the stove does. bprinf u a good time to paper rfaau. Most any one ef the fundi) oam hang wwllpapor. A1J you need is a barrel to stand on, a pail of paste, the old gtob of a white-wash brush and a boy to pour water on your elbow joints to keep down the friction. If you want to be original, don't try to match to paper. Seeds should be planted in (he spring. Several years of experience have conclusively proven that eoods planted in the fail are certain io have the munepe before January. . Five dollars' worth of sunflower seeds will produce shade for st least £2 cats and an old hen Sunflower* can't be trained to climb up the aide of a house ; neither can an elephant Therefore, by planting sunflower* you avoid planting elephants. — Dstfaoiv Fast PamssWild Pigeons . Millions of wild pigeons come into the forests of Michigan every otfier jrear to nest, and thi* spring thoy hsve settled down about Emmet, fairly shutting the sun out of sight with their flighf and spreading over an area 15 miles long and 6 or 8 wide. Fourteen days from the tirqg the pigeon egg is laid the squAb is hatched, a feathcrlese. hairy, misshaped, "* * ^ , w-T" ^ o... 1 m *•» " ^ parent birds now take turns in gorging their homely offspring. From the bedch nuts which they gather they form in their own crops a kind of curd whicfc they cram down their infant's throat, until its crop is as inrg£ as "its body, and its body a mass of fat. After 14 days of this generous feeding they inform the squab that he can't live on the old folks any longer, but must shift for himself, and they take their departure to build a new nest, lay another egg and hatch out more material for young squab pie. The squab, left to itself in the nest, keeps comfortable for two or three days on the curd in its crop and the fat already accumulated. About the fourth or fifth day, growing lean and hungry, it either venturesa flight or a tumble to tlieground on iu own account, or else, if it remains the nest and makes too much uoise %»i tt» clamor tor fuv4. u tipped oTT oust by tho strong wing of some old bird that wants quiet in the neighborhood. The young birds gain strength rapidly, and by the time the old birds take their northward flight are able to keep up with them, or follow at no great distance behind in flocks by themselves. Their growth is exceedingly rapid, the two weeks sufficing to increase their size from about half that of a man's thumb to that of a full-grown robin. A Bad Girl to Marry . A bad daughter, says an exchange, seldom makes a good wife. If a girl h ill-tempered at home, snarls nt her parents, snnpsat her brothers and sisters, and "tbirtcs" her ordinary duties, the chances arc ten to one that when *hr gets a home of her own she will make it wretched. There are girls who fancy themselves so far sui>erior to their parents that the more privilege of enjoying their society in the house ought 1 6 be all the old people should have the assurance to ask. While their mothers are busy with domestic duties they sit in ilia easiest chairs or lie on the Softest aofiis, feeding on cheap and trashy hovels, and cherish the notion that they are very literary individuals. The household drudgery is too coarse for such fine ladies as they. Girls of this sort are generally very anxious to be married that they may escape the disagreeable ness of a home where they are held more or loss under subjection. A caller who doesn't hay© a chance to see how they behave as daughters may be excused for fancying them lovely and loveable beings ; but one who docs see it is foolish if lie commits himself by offering marriage to a girl of t his eort. If she will not omisI her mother in the domestic labors* is she not likely to be equally slothful and ill-tempered when she marries T It she now thinks herself too fitio to work, is it safe to expect that hor views as to that matter would radically change if she became a wifo ?— Tkoy F*bss. Lbmo.v MsRixcirs Prnpixo.— One quart of milk* two cupful s of crated bread cjutql*, four eggh [velks], half a cupful . 'v a *. terea unh "belt aUgiitly nrown cover with a meringue made of the whites of the eggs and (bur tableapoonftils of Ssitiu** 0>n>L*Y.--TAVe a half-dosen good sardines — must be whole ; drain them thoroughly : remove cmreftdly the toales and got them dry ; make an omelet as usual, bi\) the minute it begins to cook on the sides place the Ash length ways on the omelet and turn the edges over them. Sometime* a very little chopped anchovy >• placed inside oTeaoh fish i must not be cooked too much. I* r t
ffptMMi'i Han d. « -«r > with large thumb* art Edd% in ore the* ordinarily ioteUifenL-^ims are oeUaflocprible w om«n while maprirtt j wnb small thumbs ere regarded as go- ! inaulic According to certaU authors, wbhp«*» to have been observers s women's head is more iadieatire of a woman « fihareoier tbao her face, ae th* Utter i* to a certain extent under the control of temporary emotk**, or of the wUl, whereas the former it a hot whioii exists for aa j one who understands it to profit by. tfcusequeptly a fen bmtr about' the proper reading of a woed*u% hand may be very useful to certain of ouv readers, especially married men, or men contemplating matrimony. Women wflth equate hands and small thumbs are said to make good and gentle house wives. This sort of women will make any man happy who is fortunate enough to win them. They are not all romantic lrijt they are what is better — thoroughly domestic. Women with very large thumbs have a "temper" of their own. and generally a long tongue. There is a hint in this to a lover. Let him, the first time he seises hoAd of his mistress V hand, examine, under some pretext or another, her thumb ; and if it be large, let him make up his mind that as soon as he beoomea a married man he will have t+ be a good boy, or else there will be ths/very deuce to pay. Again, if a young man finds that bt$ lady-love has a large palm, with cone-shaped fingers and a small thumb, let him thank hit stars— - . ^ a -t . reeouy v * * *imnAn with a square hand, well proportioned and only a toferablv develop *ed thumb, why then, she is one of the two distinct classes of women — she is either a practical female who will stand no nonsense, or ehe is a designing female; she is s -woman who cannot he duped, or a woman who will dupe him. — Exchange. Fifty two newspaper* and magazines of this country arc edited by colored men. The first of its class, the FaxedMax's Journal, was 'published in New York in 1827. For lfi years, beginning in 1847. Frederick Douglass edited the North Svar, which lighted the heavens till '-the sun of freedom rose." Boots and Shoes v FOR LftAies and (a cut If mm, CAN BE BOUGHT FOR CASH AT Enoch Edwards' cheaper than at any other place in the county. E. Edwards. CAPE MAY C. H. mchftSnjQy. .. T1IE UNDERSIGNED WISHES TO INFORM II1S FRIENDS, AND THE PUBLIC IN GENERAL, THAT 1IE IS PREPARED TO MAKE UP LADIES' COMBINGS INTO PUFFS, SWITCHES, FRIZZETS, ETCn ETC,, AT GREATLY REDUCED RATES, AND AT SHORT NOTICE. George W. Matthews, Barber CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, N. J. mchlSly. T. S. SIMMONS, ■ ( at • • • DEALER IN FURNITURE, W " ftj' 1 » r ; CARPETS, OILCLOTHS, Window Shades, Glass ware, Lamps. Ae. r 1 1 r - — * « * * High Street, 1 . : Mill villa, N. J. mohfllmc. i i I
| >n ;i: • >< - ! We M Ume*>+rmm>c* fm the df f I lie ii« of C kp« Mm, Oiny «b*t m* *•»*> 1 ImUjIi refitted our oftct, .ixi fni*ii«(i it witk U*e U*«rt itemed beoUl Our, |J1 »■ ndt ■'! ti- ■ ul 'uii" * W« i M w#h, ui*i] ti^ orMDci^, of modern 4«at«k^ ** ^ Omdone to any pMoe in the country: ^ Our price* ore reuaonxU*, and we 4e tf competition In quality and rates, mchfitf Somers L. Irwin, OF MILL VliXfc, j would call the attention of the people of CAPE MAY OOUNTTi to the fact thai lie i» prepared to do all ( kinds of JUackxmi thing at the lowest prices, and on shor| notice. I oonstmntl/have in stock a large and varied assortment of woidl I can r!CCOi^^^ of tne be*« j Quality* I am aloo prepared to manu fact are *au kindt of Fu*r- Tools. Give me a call and test my work. HGFOsder* by mail will receive immediate attention. S. L. Irwin , rndiC lyr. MiuLVILLE. S. P. MURPHY, Batch Maker | Jeweler. Particular Attention given to Cleaning and Repairing. All orders by Mail will receive prompt and careful attention. S P. MURPHY, apSlr. MMvflfe, K. J. F. L Mulford, S Co., "Waftvv^artvmn o^, awii "WYvoYewAc avvii UcWvV "OcaVcY* "v\\ Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Collars, Whips, Robes, Blankets, &c^ &c. A FULL LINE OF SHQE MAKERS' STOCK AND FINDINGS always on hand. % Mail St. near tkr BrM;r. Mill villa N. J. All order# by mail will receive prompt and careful attention, mohtlyr.
k mM I'lMlK M HMM L . M» * u :t w-r.... If I 5 - itteI ^ Three vei|^ua. ^ feet fropt by 180 feet deep, situate on L&fayeCte Street, Cape May city, 9 FOR SALE On Easy. Terms. For particulars enquire at the office of ike nT * ymw ■ ^ ftt k ^ H I an Sappy to un^ *«it 1. If the nerve of the. NVrth udlva, it car be mtM by pro} er mediae tier and the tooth pre*er*«d rerainfoUv The proems is simple and politic* can be cored iicmed^tciy. 3. The moot extreme aencatieenaaa in the teeth may geweielk bo ever oosne before work is done upon the*. 4. Thee© who think their teeih eve too much broken down to be repaired . will be much astonished to me the advanre Dentiatiy has made is this direction. 5. If it is really necemry to have Artificial Teetb, they may be made very life-like and useful. 6. Teeth may be ^attracted without ^ pain— often wit}, plemore — under Gaa T.B. WELCH, Dcrtlst utVTtfy VINFLAND, K. J. j ! ' KxlllNiii I'ilIii^ ! UMiMltaMrte Fornlt by Mwoo, BsUmi. 4Go,l%ik. yuly 78 It . .« — I... i i ii G. B. Langley 8r Co. eoaLKxs nr Wowt, YuA, o.v\A Gra'vxv «vY\ Wvab. KILLVILLE, NEW JERSEY. junTStf IVKW NPAKTilE " | IN THE Shoe Trade. I I bare Added te my stock a Ml Mm of Tvwc 9W% C\\\A FOB LADIES' AND MISSES WEAR. They are the aame claw of good# thai an wM W hi flrre fboer ca Eighth fttveet. PhB#.. behsg made by the same firm that wupplv them, IMewr# Weylman A WoodnEan.1 Foi quality, styks and beauty o i fiawh. they can not be extolled , EVERY PAIR BEING FULLY WARRANTED, 1 HAV* AUK) Iff STOCK A tVhh AflGOKTMENT GFGTHEK GOOD MAKE OF 5IW>W FOR Ladles' Misses' - -a *»•}' lo#Mx MM.. ■ Children's >Wr, from the cheapest to the mod hire knee. In abort 1 propose tr keep ^togwlar Family Boot and Shoe Store r bore all, children end grown people will receive prompt end priHte attentSor Fleaee cell end look thvewgk My stork wbrftiw yoe wish to putkor or net* as 1 am «\ir* an examinatkm of the **mt will Respectfully Yours, ITsi. F. Jfoerp, Ittrifo Ikt Jenry

