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The Herald And Hie Lantern

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Holland Slide Tour Planned COURT HOUSg — Tuesday, Nov. IS at 8 p.m. in the Old Court House building in Cape may Court House, there will be a slide tour of Holland. The program is sponsored by the Cape May County Historical antT Genealogical Society. April 1,1978,94 members and friends of the Historical Society visited this charming country and toured Amsterdam and the •surrounding area for seven days. They attended a special reception held in their honor by the Burgomaster of Hoorn, the town from which Captain Mey sailed when he came to Cape May County. You will re-live the tour with slides of Aalsmeer (the world’s largest flower auction), the Hague, Delft, Madurodam, Volendam and many other places of interest. There is no charge and light refreshments will follow the program.

Wine tender JOE CUNNINGHAM back home after a glorious month on the 3r sod in IRELAND..With 1100 prices marked up in one week at area markets, bargains are harder to find. Due to increased supplies, there are a few. Prices of turkeys, pork sausages, chicken and raisins are down from what they were several months ago ..Anxious to save gas? Take a lesson from CHARLIE COE ripping around on his Moped...After 30 years of operating PAT and LIL’S, SCHMIDT'S bistro in ROXBOROUGH, PA., PAT and LIL VIVINO have settled won to blissful retirement in the CREST. „ Sign in WILDWOOD’S kRANICH SHOPPE: "Kinf of the UNDIE worldll ..Sign in BOB BENNETCH haberdashery^ STONE HARBOR: ''The last of the big suspenders!”.. A* you enjoy the goodies at DUNKIN’ DOUGHNUTS, keep in mind that CAPT. HANSEN GREGORY, MAINE skipper poked soggy center out of mother’s fried cake in 1847

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and gave the world the doughnut as we know it today. Invention became such a part of modem life — we eat 3 billion of 'em a year — that a plaque was placed at captain’s gravesite on doughnut’s tooth anniversary... Surfers visiting the POCONOS tells us they have a new sport — SNURFING. Its riding a surfboard down an icy slope... Author JOHN DAVIS, cousin of JACKIE ONASSIS, often visits the WILDWOODS. He claims JACKIE O’S favorite dinner is a large baked potato, split and heaped with caviar along with a glass of champagne...BACK TO NATURE health foods in MARLYN MANOR buys from organic farms that sloganize: "WeTILLJtlike it is”..Costs of a fliwclass stamp have skyrocketed to 15c with 6 increases in 10 years even though there was no loss on 1st class mail even when stamps were 3c and 5c!! In fact, 1st rials mail has NEVER lost money since the days of Pony Express... Real tor TOMMY HAYNES spotted this sign in WEST WILDWOOD: "For Sale: Four-Room Cottage. Running Water. Full Basement."...Although there are many copies of ABE LINCOLN’S autograph on a CAPE MAY hotel register, the lady who owned it cannot find the original. If its kicking around your attic, it could be worth up to $150,000 since ABE very seldom wrote his name... Sign on gas station: "Fill ’er up here. The price listed is a mirage’’..Sign in MARIE’S FLOWER SHOPPE: "Our fancy bloomers have bikini prices”...Trie great orator and would-be President, WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN always summered in cape may. When he was Secretary of State, he invited SWITZERLAND to send its Navy to the opening of the Panama Canal...Sign on rural shack: "Firewood — like Mother used to chop.” Its much easier nowadays with the hydra-wedge log splitters from RICHTER'S

KAWASAKI...Ladies with off-season blahs are booming the Macrame crafts from SIR OLIVER OWL. Its something you can do while watching TV, is very quick and doesn't require experience... Sign on RAINBOW LINEN SHOP: "Bath towels for the whole DAMP family”..Americans pay more for their electricity than people in most other nations...Everyone is aware of the FRENCH CANADIAN boom on our CAPE, but didja’ know they have invested $500 million in SOUTH FLORIDA real estate in the fcst 3 years?.One termite said to the other termite when he saw those woven wood window shades at CHARLES HARVEY FURNISHINGS: "Look, our bread comes sliced now.”.. Every now and again, you :-eati something so disturbing you can’t get it out of your mind. Here’s one: Congress wouldn't be in session half as much except for the fact that the WASHINGTON press needs something to write about!..Most U.S.A. residents will be using public transportstioo by the year 2000. Interesting that WILDWOOD has NEITHER a bus or train terminal...Sign on diaper display at YELLOW BRICK ROAD: "Rock a DRY baby.”..*n»e average child is exposed to an average of 20,000 TV commercials a year. MARSHALL MCLUHAN said: "TV is producing a generation unable to retain knowledge and information.” He condemns the numbing entertainment and snippets of information...Stone Harbor's HARBOR BOOTERY with new platforms wants you to stop in "just for the HEEL of it”..Sign in ATLANTIC CITY loan company window: "We float loans for CHIP WRECKS”.,

Avalon Bridge AVALON - Avalon Recreational Bridge Winners for Nov. 2 were: let, Ben Jonee, WTO; 2nd: Jack Meyer, 5740 ; 3rd: Sterling Spielman. 5120.

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