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smugglers they have to put enforcement of the 200-mile fishing limit on the back burner ...' Folks used to chop their own wood so It would heat them twice, but now there’s an easier way with hydra-wedge power log splitters from RICHTER’S KAWASAKI The oil barons dislike GASAHOL because it might cost as little as 67 cents a gallon. It would boom agriculture as alcohol can be made from surplus grains ... The environmentalists are right. Expect oil-washed shores when drilling begins in BALTIMORE CANYON. University of DELAWARE experts compiled basic statistics from the Gulf of Mexico i to show we can expect as many as 18 oil spills,| totaling 40,000 barreLsu over the next 30 years rf.. No President merits all the flak they get as ONLY Congress has the authority to raise and Spend money ... The current 5 digit zip code will be joining the penny postcard in the long trip down memory lane as UNCLE SAM plans to saddle us with 9 digit zip codes during the next 2

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LISA spotted this sign at MIMI’S, STONE HARBOR: "Our lingerie is the finest — smart women wear nothing else!"... Local singer LORI CESAR all agog over plans for her singing pal, ZIA PALDORA’S appearances headlining with SINATRA and BUDDY HACKETT over Turkey Day in the casino. Lori gets to attend the rehearsals and other such niceties. GEORGE URIE, SR. had a harrowing experience when he was stranded in the VIRGfNIA boondocks when an engine conked out on his boat while en route to hjs.winter pad on JENSEBpr BEACH, FLORlfllt Meanwhile, most of jfte 8 URIE offspring fWc happily preparing for their new SOMERS POINT spot while mapping improvements to their original URIE’S FISH FRY and cocktail lounge in

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Or production in ATLANTIC CITY with BURT LANCASTER, MAUREEN STAPLETON and SUSAN SARANDON. Some scenes are to be filmed in our county. Locals who are extras get 135 a day ... Famed singer AL ALBERTS of the VILLAS has lost the right to use the original name FOUR ACES, but wiB continue to share In Um? record royalties ... The U.S. Post Office would like to cut home deliveries to thrice weekly ... MRS. BILL BRITT, long time WILDWOOD colonist, helped discover ANDREA MCCARDLE, the leather lunged singing juvenile version of ETHEL MERMAN. She played curly haired, redheaded ORPHAN ANNIE of the blank eyes on BROADWAY and recently saluted JUDY GARLAND on TV. She’s now starring with the highest paid pianist in the world, LIBERACE in his 35th anniversary show at the VEGAS HILTON...

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WILDWOOD CREST - A card party will be held Monday, Nov. 28, from 11 a m. to 4 p.m., sponsored by Wildwood Chapter #118, Order of the Eastern Star. It will be held at the Masonic Templet 6300 Atlantic Ave., WUdwood

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Harbor Women’s Civic Club Sets Meet STONE HARBOR - With some 63 members of the Women’s Civic Club now residing permanently in the area, newly elected president Mrs. Gerald Stump has called a meeting for Monday November 19 at 10 p.m. in the home of Mrs. Arnold Morris. Planned for discussion is the recently suggested summer events program which 1st vice-president Mrs. Harry Wear has put together for the coming season. Any changes, additions or other suggestions will be accepted before the final program is published in the membership book. All members are urged to attend this first meeting of the new year and Mrs. Stump suggests they call her at 368-2848 so that ample refreshments are on hand for this meeting.

N.O.W ffO MEET COmtT HOUSE - The Cape May County Chapter of N.O.W. will hold its monthly meeting Tuesday, November 20, at 7:30 p.m. The location is the basement meeting room of the Cape May County Library, Cape May Court HOus< Th? public is invited.

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