Wednesday, November 21,1979

The Herald And The Lantern

BEACHCOMBER

BANTER

BY C.V. MATHIS

Rutgers U. professor HAROLD HASKIN will transplant 1,000 hard clams on tidal flats in DELAWARE BAY near CAPE MAY COUNTY in the Spring for a clam farm experiment ...DIANE ANASTANIO spotted this sign in optician RANDALL VENZIE’S office: "We’re the best in sight.’’..Deers are happy over the heaviest acorn crop in years - an old timer says it means a severe winter...The Governor plans to roll bode the minimum drinking age to 21...Sign in J&E PET SHOP: "Buy, Buy Birdie"..Sign on MARIE’S FLOWER SHOPPE truck: “A Cargo of Love."..Never feel sorry for cut flowers - they were born to die so that sentiment might live..NEW YORK union tycoon KEN CHILDERS likes to unwind year ’round with long weekends at his CREST manse. His dentist is named Dr. JOHN PANE.. Ex-WILDWOOD policeman JOE HESS has a colorful career in FLO RID A. A karate expert, he makes TV commercials, teaches college artd appears in flicks with folks like JOHN CARRADINE. He spars with CASSIUS CLAY and was even a bodyguard for ELVIS...The30million vets of 5 wars living in the U.S.A. were all but ignored by TV on Veterans Day... y Environmentalists quaking in their boots face their most terrifying proposal ever in the next few years - a terminal off <rtir shores for LNG, liquified natural gas...Many would like UNCLE SAM to aid our fishermen as they are in CANADA where federal subsidies allow them to learn the latest techniques and to purchase the most modem equipment. When a Canadian fisherman wants to buy a boat with the latest equipment, he puts in 10c and the government furnishes the other 90c. The fisherman pays back in

stock, so if they don’t catch anything, they don’t pay back anything. They oan earn up to 150.000 a year. Due to sophisticated gear, Canadians can switch from bottom to midwater fishing in 30 minutes while at sea. The same adaptations for U.S. boats takes up to a week in port... Singer-bassist BILL MOSIER spotted this roadside stand sign: "Cider easy to get now: will be hard later.’’..Talk about the "candy man!" FRANK “OLDY” STEINER has been up to his neck in chocolate and caramel for 87 years. He began making candy when he was knee hi to a marshmallow, and he’s still at it every Summer at DOUGLAS FUDGE, WILDWOOD... Sign at DUNKIN’ DOUGHNUTS we say it with FLOURS”- . ..GEORGE CAMP says he

was left with a wistful feeling of having missed soemthing when he saw this dusty CAPE sign: "WANTED...GIRLS TO MODEL AT THERUMMAGE SALE- .". ..WILDWOOD BOWL has a gals team called "THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" Sign at BARBARA ANN’S BEAUTY SALON in the CREST: "Come in and let us tame your wild March ..JACKIE ONASS1S knew that THOMAS P. ANSHUTZ liked WILDWOOD. The painter came here tit was then HOLLY BEACH) for many seasons in the late 19th century. He studied under PHILLY'S THOMAS EAKINS and taught at the

PENNSYLVANIA Acamdey of Fine Arts. His "Steelmakers—Noontime” sold for$250,000 in 1972, the moat ever paid for an American oil up to that time. He painted at least 70 water colors of - the WILDWOODS. His scenes of fishermen, boats and beaches so reminded MRS ONASSIS of CAPE COD lhat she gave two of them to PRESIDENT KENNEDY on his last birthday before his assassination. One of them was called 'HOLLY BEACH, N.J."...DE SATNICK'S blinds ind shades offer the “SHADIEST DEAL INCAPE MAY COUNTY."...Sign on a bike rack outside a branch MARINE BANK: "We Want You To Bike Here ",

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