Pagr IB

TTie Herald And The Lantern

Wednesday, November 28,1979

Jeon & Corduroy Pants, Sweaters, Tops Ertrythint Betas#* $161 $22 SILEN'S 5000 PACIFIC AVI.. WILDWOOD Open Doily 9:30 to 5:00 522-2155

BEACHCOMBER

BANTER

BY C.V. MATHIS

Seashore lovers will love the story and impressively , leased backgrounds of depressed CONEY ISLAND in the flick “BOARDWALK" starring RUTH GORDON and LEE STRASBERG ... Most applaud the IRANIAN flag burning at GRANDE’S* Demonstrating) Iranian students should not be allowed to fill our streets, deface our national monuments and call for the death of our president. Students who wish to be activists should be encouraged to return to their homeland where they would have an opportunity to participate in the political processes there. They are abusing the freedom and hospitality UNCLE SAM has extended to them ... Notice at CAPT’N ARABS: "Our Chef is a Man of All Seasonings."... Cottage built on the highest AVALON sand dune is called “GESUNDT HEIGHTS” ... Fuel oil

Beautify Your Home With These Attractive S Durable

HOLIDAY VALUES

...This ESSEX COLLECTION group combines good looks and durability to make a pleasing, refreshing room setting.

...This selection from our WOODBRIDGE COLLECTION endows your home with the spirit of early America. The fine details of tailoring and comfort built Rtto these pieces will make you more than proud.

x%M

'aw

* f

IMMEDIATE DELIVERY!

^ l furnish i\n g s

LINCOLN A N J. AVI.. WILDWOOD }22-7*00 DAILY k SAT. 9- 6:30 - FBI. TO 8 P.M. - SUN. 11-3

costs have skyrocketed 407 percent In 10 years ... Sea gulls always face Into the wind to keep feathers unruffled and} for quick takeoffs... "Do-it-yourselfers" will be thrilled with the St. Francis Burial Society’s "How To Build Your Own Coffin" plans ($2.50) together with suggestions on practical uses for the coffin as a storage chest, book shelf, coffee table, wine rack or bench until it is needed as a coffin NATIONAL ENQUIRER not only has the largest circulation but the most libel suits since the late "Confidential" magazine ... For her upcoming holiday appearance in ATLANTIC CITY, solons would like to rename the Boardwalk in honor of dolly Barton, it seems kinds' silly — the ‘walk is stmight and fiat as a board! $ JON MARIO spotted this sign in a Boardwalk ycandy store: "Salesgirls Wanted: Diabetics Preferred.’ ... The man with the answer to the energy crisis may well be our next President. The fact is that the last three presidents have had their plans to make America energy independent tom to shreds by Congress ... N.J. police traffic officers association supports a national minimum drinking age of 21 years ... Ladies, for off-season blahs, cheer up with the luncheon fashion shows at HOF BRAU... FRANK CARROLL, long time CREST colonist, has been a leading SOUTHWEST PHILLY realtor for over 30 years. His family now resides permanently on Columbine Rd. They are his personable wife, JANE, and children, "CORKY’

and PATIENCE. PATIENCE ..works at VILLAS LUMBER CO. ... Disco wUIr'a cowboy swing is amoAig the offerings at SUNDANCE ... Everyone appreciates the SAWYER family's contribution of the wonderful WAIKIKI MOTOR INN to the island. Also instrumental in the success are key employees like MARIE CURRAN who is retiring as executive housekeeper ... UNCLE SAM would use coupons printed in 1974 for gas rationing except they contain an image of GEORGE WASHINGTON that makes them usable in money changing machines ... After a vacation, BACK TO NATURE HEALTH FOODS store posted this sign: "Back to serve you with renewed vigor” ... JUDY LANE has organized a benefit for a young girl suffering from cystic fibrosis 'at GARVIN’S IRISHMAN’S CAFE? in ANGLESEA Sunday afternoon, Dec. 2... The slit skirt style has been so popblar at SUNDANCE - they come in ALL THIGHZES ... STEVE "MILKY” LAWLOR of D’CONTINENTAL saw this sign at MARIE’S FLOWER SHOPPE: "Join the flower senders — NOT the flower people!” ... If dbm shucks are extra tight and thick, it means a rough winter... CRABBING is still good. LOUISIANA folks use chicken necks for bait think crabs bite best during a full moon ... A pet tArd can cheer any household diffing the winter. As the sign at J & E PET SHOP claims: "Get Your Cheap TRILLS Here. Singers Available For Private Home Parties” ... An area boat rental has a sign that is not for the fainthearted. It reads: "Lifejackets — 50 cents. Please pay in advance.” ... DUNKIN’ DONUTS has a nifty ideathey take the holes from the doughnuts and use them to stuff macaroni ... RICK’S offers FRANK ’N’ STEIN — That’s a hot dog

with a mug of root beer ... It will cost up to $180 to enjoy the LOMBARDO band at the WALDORF but our LIVING ROOM LOUNGE offers a 3-in-l package NEW YEAR’S EVE for a mere $22.50 per person including an open bar, hot and cold buffet, live bands, disco and free bowling... Jane Kirwan Designs Program AVALON- Jane Kirwan, daughter of Mr. aJld Mrs. John Kirwan of Avalon, took part in Centenary College’s parents day festivities. Jane designed the program for and modeled in the college's fashion show, “Not just Jeans." The show was presented at the college October 20. Jane is a sophomore at Centenary College, where she was recently informed by Abbie Rutledge, Dean of Students, that she has been nominated as a candidate for Who's Who Among Students in American Junior Colleges.

U 0 N M A R 1

HAIR STYLISTS 3809 Pociflc Ava. Wildwood 522-ms