# • Wednesday, December 5,1979

The Herald And The Lantern

• 3,105 deer were killed on state roads during fiscal year ‘78-‘79. Deer accidents often coat as much as 1400 in repairs...Early risers like KURTZ’S 6 a.m. breakfast policy. Enjoying the burgers at RICK'S. RICHARD CURRAN mused, “A hot dog is nothing but a hamburger in leotards.’’..Sign in the CREST Library: ‘Books, do not pause to give a message from their sponsors, "..ape county taxidermist LEN GUTHRIE sloganizes: “Eat your trophy and have it too.*'..A placard at J&E PET SHOP over the fish tank reads "FIN LAND " They offer enough fish so your fish can meet the GILL of his dreams...Optician RANDALL VENZ1E opines: “It's hard

to be optimistic with misty optics"..About midAugust, shore businesses are scrambling desperately for help, so one owner hastily scribbled this memorable sign: "Man wanted to wash dishes and two attractive waitresses.’’..Like it or not, STEVE "MILKY” LAWLOR of D’CONTINENTAL claims his new foreign car is very cheap to run: "I don’t use much gas - just dab a little behind each headlight.".. Is there a soul alive who doesn’t like smoked fish? Fisherman can get fish smoked at ROD’S SEA FOOD, off Rt. No. 47. GREEN CREEK. He’ll smoke your fish free, keeping half of the catch or will smoke all of the fish you catch for a price...JIM

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FLYNN helped PAT WARD fly the IRISH AIR FORCE plane to FLORIDA. Several wealthy families owning oceanfront villas there have purchased radio controlled fiberglass sharks to scare off intruders. Also a great idea for tired beach lifeguards 1..CHALRES HARVEY FURNISHINGS thinks HENRY KISSINGER is the only Secretary of State ever to run for reelection... Betja’ didn't know those apjircbending military deserters can get a $75 bounty...If prices keep rising, the $ will be worth 5 cents by the time 1980 college graduates turn 65...As folks cut shopping trips, mail order businesses are booming... CAPE residents wintering in Mexico report gas is 48 cents a gal. California now add extra tanks to their cars and cross the border to fill ’em up . CHARLIE DANIELS.

ace salesman for HAYNES REALTORS. SAYS "Beware of sharks with dandruff...they’ll rip off your Head and Shoulders. "..Lobsters were once so common here - back in the 1889’s - that they were used for bait for cod and striped bass..At least one area office requested female employees to use perfume on one ear only - so that men who use the same office telephone would not have to db a lot of explaining to suspicious wives. ..So often, after meeting an old friend you haven’t seen for years, as soon as you get home, you go look in the mirror.. .DAVE and DOLLY DEVENEY. long time CAPE MAY colonists, were overjoyed to see their 10-year-old Sealy haired terrier. KOMOS, who fell overboard from their boat miles off the CAPE and somehow managed toswim ashore to a jetty. Her parents are the CHARLES

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MAGUIRES CREST colonists on Park Blvd. for over 20 years. MAGUIRE was a State Representative for 10 years from PHILLY’S 2nd District... Patriotic? Want to save on gas? Mopeds-motor-assisted bicycles from RICHTER’S KAWASAKI and SPINNIN’ WHEELS get 100 miles on a gallon of gas!..The development of

atomic explosives that can be carried in a backpack has caused the FBI to devise plans to evacuate major cities and enforce moderate "martial law^in the event of nuclear threat by terrorists...EARL CALLOWAY puzzles why the crumbling postoffices steps have not been repaired in 4 year-

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