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It isn’t often you get to politics...While Christmas see a friend and neighbor shopping, when selecting ?mote on TV, but such was between items made of

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FANTASY

With Singing Sensation TINA The Big Variety Group Doing Everything From The 'SOs Up To Today's Top 40. FRI. & SAT. NITE - Fantasy brings you "Chooso & Tho Crackers' * THUR. NITE - Talent Nite on tho second floor right above Sundance Discotheque

OAK S NEW JERSEY AVES., WILDWOOD

BOWLING IS FUN.

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tratsswuMiniuiu UT.-MlTIU.MMMn SM.UTTMI MS.Tmtrai.1tUMM l» MR. MTE ma t M TIUI HI MIDNIGHT MADNESS Mon. thru Frl. "All Games After Midnight'' only 60c per game

NOW FORMING! >SundayNite- Midnight "BOOZERS LEAGUE" Startini Deo. 16th • BARTENDERS • COOKS • WAITRESSES'

iRtorostsd Partios Coataet Bob or Carol 721-BOWL

No. 1 DISCOTHEQUE ''Where You Are The Star" OPEN FRIDAY 0 SATURDAY NITES 9 PM TILL 3 AM Oak tt Now Jaiaay Avat., WBdwood 729-1616

the case Monday nite on CBS when the CREST S BRUCE DAVISON starred as JACK "DONOVAN" BANNON'S cousin who was on the verge of a violent psychological breakdown on the LOU GRANT -ED ASNER show DAVISON spent most of his Summers with his ma, MRS MARION HUBBERT in their Park Blvd. cottage opposite SINN'S DOCK where he announced on the sightseeing boats...STEVE ' "MILKY" LAWLOR of D'CONTINENTAL says Senior Citizens have a rare chance nowadays to file for Social Security and bankruptcy at the same time...HOF BRAU has a "Parking Ticket Cocktail" just one and they have to haul you away ...We must be getting stronger. Five years ago we couldn't carry $10 worth of groceries home...Now that the U.S. is 200 years old, it may explain certain thinfp that have been happening lately. We're running out of

beginner's luck...

An artistic treasure, one

plastic or other materials, keep in mind that oil is the prime ingredient in plastics!..Instead of telegrams, some NEW YORKERS now havw messages delivered by BALLOONAGRAMS, attention getting clusters of balloons.. .When gas customers ask for a MICKEY ROONEY, they mean a half gallon...Children under 6 are FREE lunchtimes at PIZZA HUT. ..CAPE MAY COUNTY SAVINGS & LOAN offers “Free Frozen Food Knives for all you no - Christmas Club accounts.” Join and get a stainless

steel utility knife!

A woman returned to her table in a restaurant after having visited the ladies! room. She said to the waitress, “Tell the owner that the graffiti here is in very bad taste.” The waitress replied, “Well, next time try our chili."..Someone suggests that unmarrieds living together be called “Ummers" • as in "I would like you to meet my

of 2 like it in the world, daughter. Suzanne, and her Affvima IIva i ■. a 11 a/ 9Ka ' . ■ m aw I" D /~\Vk! DYYfmTMC

adorns the wall of the entrance hall at MACE JR. HI. It is the Deciaration of Independence carved on wood about 16* by 7*. It was the gift of HENRY H. OTTENS, millionaire real estate broker and developer of the area. A French craftsman created the frame inlaid with 1000's

um-er ..! " RON ROBBINS says that if you don’t think CAPE MAY is old, consider that some car dashboards still have sundials!..To curb inflation, UNCLE SAM may decree l meatless day a week..There arc 3 kinds of 1 armed bandits at the shore - slot machines,

of jhand-shaped pieces of supermarket cash register wood, some as small as 4 a tapes and gas pumpadding half inch...Hippies named wheels..Here’s a real gas

their VILLAS pad "OLEO MANOR" because it’s one of the cheaper ftpreads...Sign in CVS Pharmacy: "Sleeping Beauty takes Sominex ’..A NORTH CAPE MAY man who disengaged a skunk from a tin can he had caught his head in said there were indications the skunk wasn’t as appreciative as

he might have , , „ been . NEILSslar BOBBY 5*8 Isle XlDaS

VANN says: "By the time

American scientists finally « . a.

perfect solar power the Lighting LODteSt

Arabs will have bought the ° °

saver - car hop service coming to RICK’S..If you think that advertising doesn’t pay, consider that millions of Americans now think that yogurt tastes good.-.NICKELEODEON bartender JERRY NELSON and his lovely wife back from a VEGAS

vacation.

sun"...Parked in front of DELLAS STORES was a compact car completely filled by what seemed to the world’s largest Saint Bernard. As the curious gathered around the little car, a voice said, "Well, I guess they put him in when he was a pup.’’..The BOSTON Marathon is what the rush hour will look like

without gasoline.

Sign in SUNDANCE DISCO: "Pay-as you gogo "Look for a new WAWA food market at Rosemary Rd. and New Jersey Ave. in the CREST come Spring. WAWA received its name because of the large number of babies born there .A cop was chasing a robber and they were both at a gas station...Children are a comfort to you in your old age, but like Social Security, it’s nowhere near as much as you expected...IRAN has one good benefit - it has made U.S. young adults 18 to 24 again interested in

SEA ISLE - Sea Isle City residents interested in entering the lighting contest may register at Sea Isle City Hall between 9 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. on weekdays. Thursday, Dec. 26 is the last day to

register.

The following categories may be selected for entry: Grounds and House Display; Door Decoration; Energy Conservation Display (no lights except for spotlights); Best Original Display ; Business or Professional Display (store window or outdoor

display).

Each category will have awards of: 1st Place — $25.; 2nd Place - $15, 3rd Place — $10; Honorable

Mention.

Certificates will be awarded to all participants. No committee member or immediate. family member Is eligible for awards. Displays will be judged Saturday and Sunday, Dec.

22 and 23.