Hie Herald And Hie Lantern

Wednesday, December », 1979

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D'CONTINENTAL star STEVE 'MILKY • LAWLOR thinks there's something unnerving about a kid with a Daniel Boone haircut a Mark Twain mustache, and an Abe Lincoln beard telling us he is rejecting the past' ... MARIE'S FLOWERS are happy the CAPE has gone plant freaky. You can get jungle rot just sitting in your house Many of actor-singer FRANKIE AVALON'S relatives have summer homes in WILDWOOD. He’s just opened a $1,300,000 Scandals night club in #LTON HEAD, S.C By thir. time next year, look for $': j gallon for gas ... BILL HALEY S COMETS, who started rock 'n' roll in WjLDWOOD 25 years ago. just appeared in a Royal Performance before the Queen of ENGLAND CHARLIE BOND, was shanghaied off to see "Star Trek” because his brother-in-law has a cameo role in it Some NEW YORK theatres charging record $6 to see it MAYOR GUY MUZIANI met SINATRA for the first time in A C. ... NEIL'S star, dynamic MAURA MCKINNEY is (he "IRISH LINDA RONDSTADT " Her dad. DAILY. NEWS writer JACK MCKINNEY is so famous that at his PHILLY roast, notables like JACKIE O’s frequent escort. PETE HAMIL, just pink-slipped from the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS, were there ... Eyeglasses from RANDALL VENZIE have SPEXAPPEAL A dentist has named his VILLAS cottage "MOLAR ACRES'

Our favorite winter seaside joke originated with the late HERB SHRINER It goes like this. "If you saw a strange face in my seashore resort during the winter, it was probably somebody with the mumps" ... FRANK and LINDA KAY of CONCORD MOTOR INN say: "The problem with a lot of new medical treatments is that they have side effects — dike bankruptcy." ... If you are an average American male, you have 2,635 square inches of skin. More if you re TELLY SAVALAS or his local lookalike ANDY TATA ... WILDWOOD will have an ITALIAN FESTIVAL in May. One of the features Will be the Leaning Tower of Pizza .

(From Page?) The Wildwood Model Railroad Club is holding an open house tomorrow night at 135 West Burk Avenue, Wildwood. The final open house night is January 3.* The kids, old and young alike, are always breathless at the fabulous display at Meerwald's Wonderland of Lights, nightly until Jan. 2. In South Denis. An afternoon at the Cape May County Park, even in winter, is (Page 9 Please i

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We Wish Everyone A Healthy Happy NEW YEAR

Before time runs out, let us be the first to say, “have a happy!”

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