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The Herald and The Lantern

Wednesday, January 9,1980

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STEVE “MILKY” LAWLOR of D’CONINTENTAL tells of a man who sells bumper stickers with no printing for those who don’t want to get involved ... CAPE MAY COUNTY VO-TECH auto school course has taken note of the energy crisis. They just added a course in rickshaw repair... A CAPE MAY-based yacht club will move across the inlet to the CREST side of the Ocean Drive bridge to be based at ERIK KIRKEBERG’S new marina .. Applying for his citizenship papers <at COURT HOUSE. GINO was doing all right until he came to the question about the American flag. "What is it." asked the judge, "that you always see flying over the courthouse?” "Sea gulls!" confidently replied Gino ... Some folks say inflation set in around the turn of the century when a dozen eggs first sold for more than 10 cents . . . Take a look at the size of women's handbags if you think we haven't got inflation ... Local MICKEY SHAUGHNESSY just completed a holiday run at America's oldest night club. PALUMBOS ... Singer CHARLIE GRACIE, who summered at COZY’S, set for another tour of ENGLAND. If food prices have you frantic, keep in mind that a seed company says that for $10.25 worth of seeds, you can produce $125 worth of beans, beets, carrots, broccoli, eggplant, cucumbers, lettuce, onions, tomatoes and five other vegetables! CONGRESSMAN BILL HUGHES (D„ 2nd District) treasures a letter from a maiden lady who inquired if the Bureau of Indian Affairs was a computer dating service?! ... You can buy a loaf of bread in MOSCOW — made with U.S. supplied wheat for only 23 cents ... A lad shopping for some "wet pets" at J&E PET SHOP spotted a cage of green parakeets. He said. "Look, Mom, there’s some canaries that aren’t ripe yet!" ... A lot of kids in college have turned vegetarian. And a lot of paredts have turned vegetarian because they have kids in college... Must cars get about 21 percent more miles per gallon at 55 mph than they do at 70 mph Salty party boat skipper FRANK CANNING has the best definition of seasickness. He recalls a fisherman who was so seasick that his stomach was ejecting meals he hoped to eat the following week When the usual “KEEP OFF THE GRASS" signs failed to do much good, the Coast Guard put up this sign: BEWARE - VICIOUS CHIEF PETTY OFFICER." ... Sign in Optician RANDALL VENZIE’S office: •WERE THE BEST IN SIGHT" Ever wonder what becomes of sea gulls at night? Most go out to sea. settle on the surface, tuck their heads under their wings and float as they slumber Sign posted at GRASSY SOUND: "CABINS FOR RENT WITH BOAT SHOWER" ...

,CHARLES HARVEY FURNISHINGS believe their rocking chairs may be the world’s oldest tranquilizers... WILDWOOD CON VENTION HALL 1 DIRECTOR GINNY * FINEBERG busy lining up conclaves for Wildwood 1980. Among thtfpromising newcomers is expected to he the Ladies Auxiliary of the N.J. Firemen to take up the time between the Legion and Fireman in Golden September Another fledgling is the N.J! Senior Citizens Council (3500 strong) in late May. National Music Festival returns for three days in early May. Ms. Fineberg has jazzed up the mapping and other ' presentations and hopes to , lure suburban Charismatic groups here. Usual June highlights will he tlie Elks - and VFW. Browsing through some of our 1951 columns, we found that Chief Journalist of the Coast Guard was at ! CAPE MAY: ALEX HALEY. You know him better as the author of "Roots." ... The late PEARL BUCK spent many winters ia STONE HARBOR . Among the words she ; penned there: "I am always moved, with grateful wonder, by the goodness of people. For the few who are prying or meanly critical, for the | very few who rejoice in the grief of others, there are | the thousands who are kind. I have come to ‘believe that the natural human heart is good, and I < have observed that this goodness is found in all varieties of people, and that it can and does prevail in spite of other corruptions. This human goodness alone provides hope enough for the world!" IISCG Advises Sailqrs Of Block Recall WASHINGTON. DC. The U.S Coast Guard is ennpcralmgLwith Schaefer ’ Marine. Int'. in advising recreational sailors that snap shackles attached to Schaefer us Series blocks can. under certain conditions. unscrew from the block Schaefer is voluntarily recalling', these blocks ’11)0 failure occurs due to shearing of the roll pin which holds the screw shacklh in place between I he block and snap The detachment of the block under load conditions may cause personal injury! Although aware of only three separate iheidents of detachment. Schaefer Marine is recalling all 05 Series blocks with attached snap shackles manufaclured after January 1.1977. Schaefer produces only two * sizes of snap blocks, the 05 Series being the smaller of the tun On the affected blocks, the length of the closed snap shackles is l :l i inches Schaefer will replace the roll pm in all recalled blocks at no charge to the customer, including postage The blocks will be processed within two } working days after receipt ; and returned to the sender