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The Herald and The lantern

Wednesday. January 30,1980

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BOBBY VANN. NEILS star, says: "Due to the high redemption value, the only American sitting on his Silver is the LONE RANGER."...'Sign on MARIES FLOWER SHOPPE truck: CAREFUL - MUMS INSIDE!” ...Many AVALON homes are valued at a quarter million ...Rumor on the street has it that Wildwood's LOU LAMBERT wants to move his fabulouslv successful OKTOBERFEST to ATLANTIC CITY this fall ... LOU would like to keep it in WILDWOOD BY-THE SEA and local interest remains strong. But he thinks CASINO CITY officialdom will give him more financial cooperation and a better deal than local solons OKTOBERFEST was a smash here last fall, with MANY THOUSANDS coming to town for the event Be a shame to see it fly north with the long "QUEEN OF RESORTS" siwidow casting enough of a pall over CAPE MAY COUNTY as it is MAYOR GUY MUZIANI has a firm commitment from FRANK SINATRA to appear in WILDWOOD on a day in his honor in April. Should be a Spring highlight..HOF BRAU singer KAREN RUDY tells of a new drink called the Bloody Shame. It’s made of tomato juice and Gcritol...Funny how the Post Office keeps having problems. It seems like only yesterday they were telling us Zip codes would solve every thing...Cheese is getting so expensive that one housewife bought some Swiss cheese that had a secret bank account number... ..one harrassed secretary labels her work baskets: "IN," "OUT” and "TEMPORARILY STALLED"...Another gal labels her work tray: "URGENT," "FRANTIC" and "MOST FRANTIC."... A LITTLE]old lady lost control of her car as she was trying to park and damaged other cars. When the officer made out the report and asked if she was insured, she replied: "No, I don't have to he, I have Medicare ". .This notice appeared in the bulletin of an area club: "If you've married, moved or died, please let as know "...It’s the "AGE OF AQUARIUM" at J & E PET SHOP where you can "BUY, BUY BIRDIE." A canary might be just the answer for your mid winter blahs' CAPE fans of the OSMOND FAMILY, thrilled over their first area appearance in A C. in Feb. are dismayed by the fact that tickets will cost up to $40 Look for a resurgence of metal detectors on the beaches as silver continues to zoom in value. 'Tis suspected many layers of old lost silver coins still remain to be found Raves about ROLLS ROYCE music at LIVING ROOM LOUNGE When you buy a used ROLLS ROYCE, it is described as pre-owned. To disco at SUNDANCE, the front of you goes along nice and smooth like a Rolls Royce and the back of you

makes like a jeep. SUNDANCE is the HOP ART gallery... The boom in boats indicated that the JONESES we are trying to keep up with must be ADMIRAL and MRS. JOHN PAUL. A deluxe cabin cruiser at the CAPE was christened: " GON-WAKI U”..A drunk wandered into a seaside bar and saw a huge swordfish mounted on the wall. Swaying on his stool, he stared at it a full moment, then pushed back his glass. "The fellow who caught that," he muttered disgustedly, “is a liar." A Rabbi summed up brotherhood in 24 words: "I am human, black, yellow, white. Catholic, Protestant, Jew. Mohammedan, Hindu, Buddhist. I am that which God has made me. I am His child. "...Sign on CVS PHARMACY'S cosmetics dept "LET US SHOW YOU HOW TO SAVE FACE." .."Back in a moment” for TV commercials may take five minutes.... THE CAPE county leads the state with 44 campgrounds, more than the rest of the state combined. Individual campsites number 10,612. * SIGN HELD up by a hitchhiker: “SAVE GASTAKEMEALONG.TOO" Sign in MARIE’S FLOWER SHOPPE: "WE DON'T MIND IF YOU STICK YOUR NOSE IN OUR BUSINESS" One little girl calls doughnuts fried halos. But just as heavenly are the MUNCHKINS at DUNKIN' DONUTS - bite-sized donut treats in such mouthwatering flavors as chocolate, crunch, plain, glazed and jelly-filled ... It's almost as bad as fishing. Nobody ever gives you any information you can use Ask a fisherman where they’re biting, then go fish in the opposite direction. Same goes for free-wood hunters. Now, not everyone is looking for "free" wood, but a genuine connoisseur of "wooding” always feels like it's cheating to pay for it. Your regular wood-buying person can pay more than $100 a cord for it, but your dyed-in-thc^bark. wood-fr-eak has a buzz saw, a pickup or Jeep and a great eye for sly chances to help Mother Nature "thin out" her forests. CAPE MAY COUNTY'S JACK KELLY of OCEAN CITY, brother of PRINCESS GRACE, crossed the Delaware costumed as GEORGE WASHINGTON with colonial soldiers. He proudly told his mother that the pageant had attracted many thousands. "What’s so great about that?" she asked, "nobody had to pay." They are still talking about the big . one that got away at a CAPE MAY tavern and wondering how it hap-\ pened. A 50-pound big game fish disappeared from its display upon the tavern wall. In its place someone put a small sadlooking salt mackerel The mackerel wasn’t treated for display purposes and the management soon got wind ofthe switch...