Page*

The Herald and TTie Lantern

Wednesday, February 6,1980

iving

R

oom

LOUNGE

The Living Room Lounge Proudly Presents Another Big Name Philly Group FROM THE SAME FAMILY AS "ROLLS ROYCE”... Rainbow Connection i WITH HITS OF THE 60’s & TOP 40 TUESDAY THRU SATURDAY FEB. 5th - MARCH 1st \

BOWLING IS FUN... OPEN BOWLING MIIUBLE SET—NOON TILL MIDNIGNT SUN. DETTIME NON. TNNU FBI. 10 EM-6 PM END MON. NITE FROM 9 PM TILL 2 EM

MIDNIGHT MADNESS Mon. thru Frl. "All Gomel After Midnight" only 60c per gome

Oak & Now Jersty Wildwood Phono 729-BOWL

No. 1 DISCOTHEQUE

"Where You Are The Star" OPEN FRIDAY Er SATURDAY NITES 9 PM TILL 3 AM Oak fr New Jersey Awes., Wildwood 729-1616

BEACHCOMBER BANTER »

I

AN ENGLISH newspaper asked the question: "Who are the happiest people on earth?" The four prize-winning answers were: (1) A craftsman or artist whistling over a job well done. (2) A little child building sand castles. (3) A mother, after a busy day. bathing a baby. (4) A doctor who has finished a difficult and dangerous operation successfully and saved a human life ... A druggist at CVS PHARMACY fondly recalls the vacationist who inquired: "Do you have anything that's good for mosquito bites on top of poison ivy over sunburn?" ... A merry-go-round over 100 years old still operates on RAMAGOSA’S CASINO PIER. It isn’t ready for the last merry-go-roundup, it's still in fine fettle... CENSUS TAKERS vtill soon be asking us questions, but not like those asked in 1850. They asked if you were a pauper; whether or not there were any idiots in your house and how many convicts were in your family ... Late millionaire BERNARD BARUCH, advisor to presidents and park bench philosopher, once said the secret of success was: "Be quick to praise. People like to praise those who praise them. Be polite. If you are, others will be polite to you. Be helpful. That's the first definition of success. There are enough crepe-hangers around. Don't be envious By far, the better way is to assume that what the other fellow does, you can do as well or better" A BABY born nowadays faces the possibility of hearing music and voices every moment of his life. With radio or TV in the house, radio in cars, portable radios, piped music in restaurants and factories, one can pass years without experiencing silence ... Let’s get the scientists who figured out how to split the atom to work on how to divide the oil ... A woman, answering a summons for jury duty.

wrote: "In answer to your letter. I am not interested in your offer. I have a good paying job now." ... Did you ever read MOTHER NATURE'S LAST WILL? It goes like this: "My will won't be worth anything now. 1 left every person in the world clear water, pure air, green fields, sunsets and blue skies. It wasn’t much but it was everything I had." A SENIOR Citizen, in his 90s, wonders if money doesn’t come too easily to kids these days. From early school days, he remembers a classmate whose father gave him a one-cent allowance every other Monday. He recalls: "Sometimes I walked down the street with him to watch him spend the penny I used to think how lucky he was." ... BOB MCGRAW swears he heard an antique dealer explaining to a customer that he had to raise prices because the cost of labor and materials had been going up so fast.. WE EXPECT to hear one of those fuel-efficient car manufacturers claiming it consumes gas in three amounts — by the teaspoon, tablespoon and demitasse ... BILL HENFEY would have us believe he heard a customer at KINDLE’S used car lot saying to the salesman: “Forget the sales talk! How much gas is in the tank?" ... Sign in SHERWIN-WILLIAMS p aint store: "MAY THE PAINTS PRESERVE US." ... A friend back from a city hospital paid $75 per pint for blood - it must be TYPE $... Sign in TEXAS AVE. FOOD MARKET: "MEAT PRICES ARE BORN HERE: RAISED ELSEWHERE" ... Sign in BARBARA ANN'S BEAUTY SALON: "WE CAN GIVE YOU THE NEW LOOK IF YOU STILL HAVE THE OLD PARTS"

•GOURMET ITEMS •GIFT CANDV

•HANGING PUNTS •POTTED PLANTS

J •Fresh Fruit Baskets MARIE'S FLOWER SHOPPE OAK A NEW JERSEY AVES.. WILDWOOD in lh* r#of of Wildwood Bowling Lonoi 729-0199 • 'KHOiLivnr in cam may county