Herald - Lantern - Dispatch 19 June '85 71

Joyride dk By Libby Demp Forrest U JkJU | We have a saying around our house that takes care of mostly everything that comes up: "It's all your fault." If the dinner burns, I can always tell the kids, "It's all your fault." If they don't like the dinner, they can always tell me, "It's all your fault." If I open the freezer door and the ice cubes fall out and drop on my toes, I can always complain to the kids, "Ite all your fault." IF IT STARTS to rain and the clothes get soaked on the clothesline, it's easy to say to anyone within earshot, "It's all your fault." "It's all your fault" covers most calamities that go on in my household. A leak in the ceiling that occurs after one of the kids has taken a shower certainly isn't my fault, it is? It's their fault. A rotten day at the office is probably all caused by something No. 1 or No. 2 did before I left for work that morning. It's their fault when I come in the door grumpy. When No. 2 forgets his homework and gets a zero for an assignment, I get a zero from him for not remembering to tell him to take the work to school in the first place. WHEN THE HUBBY and I go to the supermarket and come home without the milk, it's his fault. He didn't remember I needed it. When No. 1 can't find something in his room, it's usually No, 2's fault even though he has a room of his own. When I get up in the morning and The Hubby is in his usual good mood, that makes me even grumpier. If he wasn't so good-natured in the morning, I wouldn't have to be so grumpy. It's The Hubby's fault that I'm a morning witch. It certainly isn't my fault, is it? WHEN WE WATCH TV at night and No. 1 wants to watch one channel and No. 2 wants to watch another channel while The Hubby wants to see a science fiction movie on another channel and I want to watch an old black and ' white love movie on another channel, is it any wonder that «* I spill diet soda on my lap while trying to get up from my chair to change the channel back to the love movie? That's everybody's fault. When the grass grows faster than I would have it, that's somebody's fault. When the gremlins get into things and make them wear out faster than I would have it (which is never), that's because somebody around the house used an appliance more than they were supposed to. Washing machines are meant to last for years and years. Right? PW ARIES: The ram is on the rampage at home and in the office or studio. Those who face change with diffuculty are not ready for you. Your sleek efficiency enables you to accomplish current project rapidly. TARUS: Aquarius individual brightens your outlook. Neighbors seek your advice and hospitality. A newly acquired possession leaves others envious. Be careful to keep family secrets to yourself. GEMINI: Relationships with mate or partner are frenetic but enlightening. A business deal with close relative requires careful scrutiny. Natural dexterity proves profitable. At a nearby affair you are treated royally. CANCER: Behind-the-scenes help comes to you re: family matter. Friends are going through a favorable period. Share their good news and good fortune with them, professional advice needs refinement. LEO: You reign supreme this weekend, but guard against a tendency to be haughty. A rabble-rouser oq the work scene needs to know that you are in charge. Most people succumb to your leonine charms. VIRGO: Moody, indecisive friends need you to help them to get their act together. Cooking and decoratiang can be exciting this month, and with your special touch they will be masterful accomplishments. LIBRA: If you feel that you are on top of things and in control, be confident that your imagination is not playing tricks on you. you excel in all things, with the possible exception of $$$ which requires sacrifice. SCORPIO: An impending trip suffers delays. Dedicate - time to those in need, recognizing their deprivation may also be a spiritual one. Joint financial accounts need some re-arranging. At least make sure that you know what you possess. SAGITTARIUS: Emphasis is on publication, distribution of ideas and salesmanship. Seek professional advice where insurance matters and bonds are concerned. Do not over-analyze a problem which can be simplified. CAPRICORN : Allow time for a heart-to-heart conversation with a partner. You can be highly inspired at present, but issues are so clouded that you do need advice from someone whom you trust. AQUARIUS: Born entertainers brighten your doorway. Adhere to strict diet and health regimen. Be sure to get enough rest during this highly productive but demanding cycle. Share good luck with others. PISCES: Behind-the Scenes help saves you from a "sticky situation". Creativity abounds, and you can expect praise for your golden talents. Friends need your help in breaking detrimental habits. Be sympathetic but strict!

NEW OFFICERS — Posed in front of the American Red Cross Building on Main Street Cape May Court House, are newly nominated officers for the Cape May Countv Chapter! Left to right are Barbara Beitel. chairwoman; Joanne Tinney, first vice chairwoman and Susan Karago, second vice chairwoman. All reside in Cape May Court House

Mainland Boy Honored SOMERS POINT - James G. Driglia of the Mainland Regional High School will be presented with the Bronze Good Citizenship Medal with Certificate at the Col. Richard Somers Chapter. Sons of the American Revolution's 7 p.m. tomorrow at Chi Chi's in Somers Point. Also at the meeting. Elaine Abrahamson. regent of the Lafayette Chapter. DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution), will present an original story of "The Lady in the New York Harbor."

During Summer Session, We'll be Teaching: (July 1-August 12)

• Introduction to Sociology • Landscape Painting • English as a Second Language • Accounting Principles I & II • Introduction to Business • Introduction to Marketing • Introduction to Microcomputers with BASIC

• Mathematics on the Computer • Principles of Economics • Basic English I • English Fundamentals • English Composition • World Literature • Basic Mathematics • Introduction to College Mathematics

• College Trigonometry • Calculus I • Orientation to College • General Psychology • Basic Reading • Developmental Reading • General Chemistry • Physical Science • Microbiology • Word Processing Operations

Summer Session Registration

Records Office June 24 thru June 27 June 26 • Fully accredited • Day and evening courses • Only $31 per credit • Close to home 'I

9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 4 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. C-^/umberland I y county ▼college P.O. Box 517 Vineland, N.J. 08360 691-8600