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Tanning Tourney Js On Tomorrow
OCEAN CITY - Ocean City's Miscellaneous Sun Tanning Tournament is for those who obtain their tans the old-fashioned way .. they earn them! The tournament, held this year for the 6th time, includes such categories as , "Best Left Arm Tan." for the driver who never gets to the beach but whose left arm perpetually dangles from the car or truck window. Then there's "Best Tanned Back of Neck." often won by brick layers or lumberjacks. THE "COUNT Dracula Division" is for the pale people, those who spend the summer working in offices or counting money at casinos. These types and many others will gather in Ocean City 1 p.m. tomorrow in front of the Music Pier. Boardwalk and Moorlyn , Terrace They will be judged by a group of nononsense working people headed by Clint Campbell, who has spent most of his life in the kitchen of a chicken take-out service and thus is an expert on hasting. OTIIKK categories offered are "Best T Shirt Tan." which includes face, neck and arms only Men will be asked to bare their torsos to indicate contrast , Women will be taken to jail i if they do this The •'Golden Dome Category" for best tanned j bald bead jS a perennial j crowd pleaser along with ! I "Palest King Finger." j "Best Tanned Soles of ' Feet."' "Whitest < Knuckles." and "Designs" I for weirdos who paste j cutouts on their bodies and ( then sit out in the sun f As a sop to tradi- / tionalists. "Best Over All J Tan for Men and Women" 5 Dance Night { SOMERS POINT - The \ Single Parents Society $ holds dances 8:30-11:30 5 p.m. everv Tuesdav at Fire ; Hall No 1. Bethel Road \ Music is by the Silhouettes Refreshments are free
has been tacked on to the categories. THE CONTEST, which normally garners nationwide attention, boasts its own "'Half Baked Miscellaneous Sun Tan Song." warbled to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine ." It will be sung this year by the "Hula Babies." a group of grass skirted 2 and 3-year olds from the South Jersey School of Baton and Dance here. Winners will be awarded medals and miscellaneous prizes left over from other city events. There are no entry fees. Contestants should register starting noon the day of the event at the Music Pier.
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