Taking "Friendly" Advice; or the Parable of the Good Mule Sainton

a ?•* tSm&i arte rWt Prosperity aioro-Huid wa aiBMrUr hope yon win team 4ap—drop U tn see oar ■tuch Crtead Suooon. Trn*. 6>m>on ta only • onK bnt Sj*-c tomt pmapkln Prwportty Town. UbIDm til bibUcsl • t« doesn't, go around pulling

that Public, wfco didst know muck uboct macblnury, would gsi dUgurtod wltlj tbs truudmlQ wben ba found tbut It didst work properly end would buy a few of Agitator's tools to smash It up with, tor Public didst have much pa tlance In those days. So Agitator got a crowbar and worked Industriously nd the treadmill tor aereral sate-

-Certainly PC help you with a little expert ad rice," eald Agitator, do lag hid beat to hide a grin. -It's apparent U any thinking man that all 6>sia<uf * ~ a tow bard knocks. Tbers’g g complex about a mule's psychology that needs fust that so treetnset Now I can sell you a splsm did hammer to wallop him with. Thai will administer the proper psych to

store to wait for bus!ness A few minutes later Public returned from lunch with a had attack of IndiUn and a grouch against m treadmills In general. BU 111 t per was Increased by Sameor's toahUP ty to tarn the treadmill at (ha sc touted rate ef spaed. Pooh Samson nffed and struggled, and manifested all the ether distressing symptoms of hard work, but he couldn't keep up to

am was tired, and then, scratching hit head, he mused trrtubly. “I wonder what alls that mule, anyhow? He certainly gets enough to ITs been feeding him right along on a good rich diet ef profits" Scratching ana's head has often 1 known to stlssnlato a now of brilliant Ideas, and Public, after continuing the

-What Alia Him?" h a shampoo, and a haircut, our on ta as strong, nay. stronger

a 1» a good. construrtlrs eltl(aaa. It's his Job to ran the treadmill . jthat Caras (he wheels of Industry If i Samson should gait Ms Job all the taejtorias la Prosperity Town would bare to close their dooxs, and factories, by toe way. are the mainstay of Prosper!jty Town. Any time you hew* to paaa the treadmill you can see feamson doing his standing mmralbon. lit ustar semns to tire at his Job. The re are fsUs In Prosperity Town who think that Samson, as an industrial factor. ■Is capital, but we hseltsted to stale the fact tor fear rou might accuse us of trying to perpstruto a pan. Samson's drlrar Is s man Public, an latalltgenf, wall massing person who is Jast beginning to get along famously with Samson. Thera was a Urns, hewe»er, when Public was so engrossed wKh the affairs of hie numerous family that he hadn't mack time left lor tbs oocupatios which gsrj him hla to coos, and mule drtrtog requires study Just tike medicine, military tactics, mixing mint Julepe or any ef the other

•omethtng happened recently, nowerer, which ceased PabUc to take a keener interest is his Job. He was home eali-r lunch on# day when a Jean named Agitator, a former resident of Prosperity Town, pasted the treed ■"Hi of laduairy. end. esetog that It was aaguardxt. thought it w.'uld be a good Joke OB Pablk to pul a lew kinks It esen't e sense of that gsvr AglUtor his tola saw (hat he might maka s pe?- *•* store In Prosperity Town, rpt Is stock a fins tin* of

sad to sdear.tag* ta l

stimulus Then I hart m

tore >f labor troabla and industrial aa< Just rub a little of that Into dm

So Public bought the hammer amt

the axle grease, which was really glaa

Incognito, and went hade to At heart Public-wae a kindly i he foil that U was unneceasax

to hit Samson with the hammer, bulbs

h*T, a few gooe ones, whim nearly broke the mole's back, bat tailed « produce any tangible results to Chi way of ‘

axle gru rub It

of Benefits of Stone Harbor appointed by Mayor Herbert, met at Borough Hall, Thursday. Nor. 16th. at MAC. oiganixed. The members are Major Wm L. Etorroa. of Cape May: Or ■ NichaU. Cape May Coart Rouee: lilburn lireu. Tuckahoe. Mayor Star one wa* elected Chairman. Leo T. ffuC raven was appointed Clerk. The meetinx was adjourned until Thurv day. Nov. ». at MAO. Mr McCormack was a t on Wednesday. Mr R. P. Rislcy and two ri tbs Rf-ading R. R. oOctaU were In Harbor on Thursday, laapectin mstnrial for rr-palrinx the Oreat Channel Bridge, which now lays on Sdtb

street.

Mrs. Anna Bardon. friend of MrsHelen Scully, who has been visaing Iter Karen HotU for a few days,

borne la Philadelphia on

Thursday.

Mr. and Mrs. Lew Herbert hare been spending a few days with Mr. Herbert's brother, in Philadelphia. Minr Alice Harris, who hu been spending a week her* with Mrs. Turpin. returned to her home on Friday

and expects

Mias Ralls Stov.e left os on Sunday to reside In MlUrllto. her par ents return from Florida, whore they Intend to spend the winter. Mia* Slow* has been the day telephone op t rtf or tor some time and her place will he filled by Mias Cznxrs Toebe. s he has beer night operator. Mrs. Boon Stoll will lend the phone

night to her pure.

At the Home and 8c!ioot meeting Thursday night all bills were reported

MANY ARE FUDGING 1 LIVES to our country** eaaro. Labor Is supplying the e&org

Yon are not asked to giro, merely to lend year money, at to terest to the Oorertuneot through the purchase of Uberty Lean Bonds.

Afi AN AMERICAN-

Brut National Bank OCEAN CITY, N. J.

ftoe ,tS*eit.

left for Thu rad*

■Vve Followed everybody* Advka: Now I’m doing to Taka That toad Off Altogothor and Civ# Him HI* Old DISCIt his friand Legislator, who ran a mill down the road and who professed to knew all liar* was to bo known about mulaology. Legislator a as not only willing but sugar to giro advice on

tor. It aoena. had underrated hla to

tsUlgeaee.

-Wen.- raid Public. ITo taken the advice of my friends- (strong ndbsaj on the friends), “but from sow on Pm going to ase my own Judgment." Bo while the repair man stridg* ad oat the kinks to the machine Pnbtfe

pulled a* begs of ext

Samson's back and treated tbs mule to

a good meal of hla customary food, paid and Ihr piano cleared of all dobt Presto! The male began to ran. the Thar* It also a Italr balance on hard

treadmill begun to baxx. and tke board

of ai^clor. ,MtU ^ r-mutor ffhrutuo M h.^ t. M,

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But that It not the ead of tba story » r «‘ h " fchroeftl# will be m Cume Some entirprlalng sleuth llnksd up U» Herbor to bold masa in fit. Paul's in'-itt which had d>sc& dans to tha Church on the first Sunday of each month throughout the Winter.

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daughter Hannah with a beautiful ruriy white dog. Mr. Pancoast, our Penns, agent and one of our steady Grangers, left foe hi* home in MUlrllU on day. Ur »haw, from Ocean City, will 1m> here in his place.

“It's as plain as th# noe# on your face what alls that snula,* h* ssdd. ■ticking his thumbs to ska armhole* of hi* vest and shtfttog bis cad. aftor th* j fashion of sturdy Yanks# lawmaker* “You'r* food tog him too well, and j yoa'r# not glriag him oaojgh work. | Cut down his diet of profit* and mis aomo deficiency ta his food Tke* put on bis back aeraral sacks of th* agrees taxes IT* Just ground out of my mill." Public, breathing a sigh of reUaf. triad Legislator's p.-eeerlpUoo on 8am vm. bat the treatment merely had Urn effeot of reducing th* mules energy still further. After e few moments more of kaed acratchtag. IT bile decided to consult Agitator. Agitator wss a wise man. At least fcs talked wall.

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GettheGenume and Avoid Waste

-Ms sn Friendly AdvIoeT treadmUI with tome of Agitator's oiki or aetlritts*. and tS» muaicipal authorities decided that they weald either have to change the asms of the town or ask AglUtor to lesva They rote* to ter or of the Utter alters* Ut*. «ad oni fine d*y tkt hardware dealer we* ridden In stole es a rail to tha outskirts of the city, where k* wa* handed hla laxport*.—Charts* A. ftie**r, lUttmel Co*«erosHs% JTSW Has*. r *»

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