|T-V i MMrai HAVE THB* iJU; !"?,

, llqncurv The cocrersmloc h»<J rwm- | rd upon what tt frtt lit* to go orcr

j tba top.

, Smltbson had Jrwt bwr. hoMlac j forth, and hr turcrd cfcaffln^ly to I - Oarkr. a balloon cffiorr invited fa

■ i to make up a tot j "Anyway, you air

Woman Not Only “Critter” Sensitive About Age “Do war answered the balloon of *». maorla* hla pipe. Til Jnat tad «A8HlNCTO.N.-Ii la a man doctrine that woman la overenritlre about r °? ^ ^ for a= to -aha *» bor ace. And doabtiem woman in. but her brother Adam U that aame— “ ,orc ** P*ra(*ute deaccnt. •tttUd* Uwtance for a abowdown: A youn* fellow aeated in a crowded car ! " I ^ °o* foy very low riaibOomewd his place to an oldish man 't7. aonattlnc font nnder the rlowda.

who was handac to a strap. The oldlrii man declined the courtesy with a loud rudeneas that cauebt the at-

MC OFfEWf

oid as you seem to think. Too are offensive, sir!' The younc man fltwhed the red of

■Ev cry machine run and 'Arrhea* In

bi* face to tbe window. The pnaamcwn across shored cioaer and made room for the oldish possenrer. As noon as be uns settled be took the whote car into his confidence. “Some people are too offlotoos. T may be a Uttle older In year*, h body can aee that I am aa vl*orou* ts tbe nart—and Just as able t as ha la.'

—fft WT « •i® the neicbDorbood started off for miles

•round I felt a bit dased. bat renlUtoc what was up. yelled to the

to tbe edee of tbe basket, t obi I net I rely I nsw the panorama around, tbe white sic tac of trenches In front and ha

hind the dull *my aea. with here and . „ . ^

there a ship. I remember thlnkta* »m- ^

~ ~“5v-t.r::" »ews review of

it and dropped 300 feet, when tbe

1—Blnceo. one of the riUee on the left bent of tbe Ithtne that tmmm Into ccuBrrf rW ih» .tiw w . the armistice. 2—View of the harbor of IMpoiand. the fortified island wfocfc (he *** lB *T ^ ^ XrrD: ' <■’ ™ om MM. r. BocWdW.^r5^>l« J SsS -to « ,», c

the parachute had

“I aaw the other chap floating away beneath me and I couldn't help thinkIn* we most look Use a number of

n refused. Tbe oldish man insisted. Then the y

Tbe passengers kept neutrally noncommittal and tbe young man :uaue

a motion that he beard. Feeling the lack of proper sympathy, the eddish f 0| ** 11 b ** , 1 D 10 H* h, ‘ aatook a paper from his pocket and began to rend. Tbeo-perhap. in a 1 rt * ,U « 1 »*»«***>

•Men mat of realisation that be had been iU natnred—he leaned serosa

id tapped tbe young man on a knee.

“Say. air. here's my paper. If you’d like to read 1L"

The young mr.n thanked him and declined.

TW.. Ml,

with an awful bang and I found myself mixed cp with acme sheds. But actually I had alighted quite gracefully

rL . Tjr snd was only bruised and suffwiag

your paper rilrhtlj . froo,

. : " 1 ‘ r **" 7 »■“** rxeept for 1 . days that ^ ^ twfnI ^ ^ rvpQ (ha( ^

afterward eompensattd for by a dear '

o*< ‘•If »o whom I showed tbe para-

■ Jxi/s . ct,n, *‘ ** >r ** <1 001 *» bomr and who reLearned the Greatest of All Ussons ™ ^

Tbe young erased uy.

_ ' 1 •««** Twtt- apology because you must feel pretty cheap befc tbeae people for lasultlng a man for offering you a nr-s b

can go to blank.”

And that oldish man will doubtless leU you lo tbe end of

wwhan it oversensitive about her age. Which Is one of the ways of Adam.

C1MT EVERTS Central Eurooe In a Turmoil ol Revolution, With the Social-

ists on Top.

RtfllHS ABANDON THRONES

Finally

J D8T to show that Father Time can attend to hla own affairs: In one Mg perpetual motion place In this town there was an Imwpocudbly Joyous office boy who Simply wouldn't grow up. He woridn*t study, sed be wouldn't

shed hi* knee pants, and he hated girls.

ea foe Food Win Bo Crantod by Altlao—Mutiny of Floot May Hamper Armi.t.ce—Pro-

By EDWARD W. PICKARD. Falling thrones usd fleeing king* and «: « maelstrom of social rrvole-

ilflf xvzrzzrszzi ^2™.^:

When he

Tachtsmen of the country win be . . . i s*r wsm. mere ic a rvport that watcbtng Clareland next spring for mlBlary mutlny; soviets of the tonan kaiser win evenuSl^ uke wh.t I. 1 .. .w Zz 1 worker* and soldiers In control, and ... w. •* ‘***

are given poosewlon of the land bat lertca Ur? wushlpa cno U- driven to ■*c. and there they can be dealt with by the allied fleet —■ Tbe abhcation of the kaiser, tba e»peror of Austria and tbe rulers of mP

doubtleiw of aheortring Interest to e*. caacu be conrideerd of groat Knt solid all the

d»-r ihv* Is pevi _ already t»d lost moat of Ms He. aa WUIIam HohettaoHerr.

Interned nt tbe raoldonce of hU friend. Count BenUnck. la Holland. Atd?-=-tlon wms forced on him. but In fleeing from Mr country be showed tbe yellow streak. Compare his course with the really dignified exit of that other mfcer after world domination. Napoleon. The Dutch roreminent pretended to be surprised and disconcerted by the rrrival of William, but In reality it

knew he was coming and UTanged

tor tbe event. There le a report that

It that 1-krr.iu* iy i<et port of Qaflrta5 that Enriaal wffl an ' 1 win Amcm,

running copy he what u „ th - —Il.Zf w«trr* and soldier* In coutrol, and eareat nTnJ ... " for:, i--- ■mvw-Mia —

with any old thriller be could find around. For variety hla fancy

- dreseed l,^TrJ^"Ti T, ^ “ *** -VA Local motorboat enthual-

Moo totolo „ Mln , „ H j WMte. jooooIomoiW

The men to whom be was apporMooed were addicted to fatherly warn‘ngs aa to what happens to office boys

-a romito U.MO. . aorMoDj eu. M.oawo.iomo.

Mnl I.nrope. following the ceusaMaa of

bcstilltlea. How It win all

the wisest atateame.. can conjecture. Quick «ork by IcTct-iesled leaders •ay direct aright tbe great moremeot and bring out of tbe etna* orderly and •nuly grounded govenuaenta of and

that a favorite Jem has become a sober

ef pant for Liberty motor*.

Tbe new craft, to be called Miss Cleveland, will be launched and tuned 1

Each admonitory mil waa aw»n<>w«t _i,v, .. Ml** Cleveland will travel at an 80- !h ' ^Micvtkl. though yet In tbe dethe boy failed to abow up. Another fort M^l^Ind'^t'^'a Ml'' *** ® 11 ' 011,1 * 1 ‘«‘ *»>*■'• •«' »g«U« those b * rn **** rr<x> *

Father Ttme. by '

man and taught

"Great*

, n, '.to— 1 “* OT ^* l ' lf • , «*Mnr. bad changed the boy into a it him the greatest of all ieaaona from the Greatest of all Hooka* hath no man than tbi*. that be lay down his life for a friend." Ye*, There Are Things Every Fellow Should Know TBET must have been In the arif-made riaaa. with the Job Imperfectly done. ~ ** fri, would never h^Trifed ^

tb .

■frald I fell down on that word Oil* afternoon I was talkin' to a little ffaeeti aliout her brother who ha* jutt left few Camp Mrade and she looked ’* mr *« futinyPke that hanged If 1 doe". U.teve 1 u».d the mtsbt lingo. *-*«* oughter I had said—Inducted In or Inducted out. huhr And the one with the twtriy cane would never have responded a* be ffid unless he bed hem keif-made, with the Job Imperfectly door:

*T ahould aa<

Bilbaa Offer* OpporUmitlea.

j I-a* been Intermltten: flatting between

tl*e revoluttonl! t* and n

IV bl* rvaldeucw In hla palace on the

Uland of Corfu. Thl« p

that the uUles will not take of hla person and put him on trial for hla monstrous crimes against clvUlta-

wnr leaders aa Admiral von Tlrpltt. Major General Krim. Admiral von HUtaeadorfr and Dr. Wolfgang pr be arrested and tried. Hiudenburg and others of the army commanders have sought to evade such fate by eoh muting to the rule of tbe aoldler*'

Tba former eaupcam of Oennaay la •Md to be tu la Potsdam, and tfore are all kinds of rumor* about tbe extrown prince. rrobably few care

Charles of Austria by abandoning hi* throne dodges the great task of straightening out th* affairs of tb*

• ^.e* 00 the peace confer

tog In Faria. Many the que*.ion. I* understood, wffl Ms 'settled in adTwice by the eettnate power, rod th. United States. Turkey I* avrattln* la drwrl the rrjv Awimnda o€ tbe allies Ai-d he allied floM ha- p..^ the DarvlaneUea ami dro^H

wa» dry 00 tb. srto1C footing. Ixa solution win requite beaa sock of onr eriawt r-.lwh.

tbe German part of Aosirta baa to bec-rie a part sf the new

sute.

rity In Spain, the wealth!** cf It, rise ^Tk Z"*?

Sr - : i o ~

s to-s^ssrs ;sr.:s?tor ,b ' ^ more than U4KF' ncrea are not yet de- ■ 'doped. The ore ts rich tn Iron, prar 1 . ■ ““T 1 rom,r '~ '>>*" a , WMO , Mcally free fr.«n phosphorus and I* ! of tbe •nelly worked-shat Is known In U.l. ^MT**.*"**^ *“ d UQd "

country aa a scraper proporitlon. Tbe I* I?* "* '** ° ,<5 one* emers, MM.Iilf—1.00 o. tt, M.to. tot S t." I’'"" to - MTUr. br—tm.. ,h. Rank of »„!» no T* “ M "' 1 “ tt.'^T

rt '" 1, 1 The man , n .to I »»* r^too. The enemy had

be rwnnjed to ctril Kfe tn the «rf their Importance la peaceful ptr ■ult* and with proper regard t. th* »kUK> of Industrie, to absorb tbeoThe National tounrlaiteu erf Manufafr ,1,rrr » tlrr* aaeumaA that even «*■ I wffl find awaiting him <be yUrv b«

neutral hi th. war lK .

—er—well, the troth l*. U* skipped my memory at Mat B^C 1 * **° Friend of Genn.-nj. uad It . y w * tut,,or> “ know there i«o't aty what you might roll a regular dlf- ,,,ou *1>t tbe Bilbao Irt n flclda will

Ovi Thursday it •

lb* American* hag toward Met, and Ktrmsaburg. a

1 that there «m b.

I project*

g to tbe de

t - ... a regular dlf- ,non * 1,t "" , “ n >»o Irt n Celda wUI ** n ™’ ,ook ***&? Edu^.bm .! W T“ m,,u1 ' 1 n “ ,w " •nyhow off " « -tmctlve ^.ere for Ameriron ^ ‘.T*' ,0 ***** .o-.ro Me,, M fttrambu, •brJ^Tf .!r , * 1 * ^ BuI *' '■ B '' «"'T'hlng A man may go ru *»™*“* "lent and Amerirou cap | ' h * , ^ *•*» «"!• to , m *11. V'® * ^ 0 ’"‘ ,r •^““""»nro with tbe triumvirate of tfo “• l * ner ,Ur * r * r i «*c petrf.leof Gemmny fn-m Mar | B chtof^f tW^n

B a naff *111 make a happy home and go to heaven when he dies. *,»—_ ,aT1 ® U ~ rn ™' "t Impudeori- rom mslVV “ _ tie a'.,*, ■ 'fjl * b *'i 0 kn "' * 1,bi>a t 'longer „c offending the lit- Out ri a Rushan Pr.aon. '"f [?“ “ r ' n 7T ,, ' ,,|rr " f ,b< !«• of LonaW^L, Atoaro to dU ** ' Sr-ST*?* hrti '‘ r • frUow ov * t ' to -J inducted out of the army or to- Many of - | I'to who starved ib lgium, IWbU. Po- I _ ^ ,hr !»**«*»

manda of the wwr will be roaun-nl *i *»d tb* demand for Ub.^ <• tbes»^jmbUc and private euterr.n*** The department of war put » «*- •Jen «op lo tba sending of drafted »«> to the army caaqpe and ■mifled nee b **w*c~- the agaa of thirtyh*. aoiS forty-atx to recurs ihrir gaestl<«u*irr* unfllled. Tha maw below twaaty-sn* to tbe camp* may be rrtslsed

for a time. So; the traimm. rcpiaca aame of tho* a to

already bare aaan service to Karo;"-. A* for tbe army ec tba Other *Mr. tt Is likriy to be there far a good n.*uy osmtha yet. for ibaro wtU be a Mg >*

0 done. Tbe navy sod

that pan to enforcing tb* anaK'lee and «*•» twarv term. aUl bv a coaeldemid- ••«>• ^ ooW lf tooerot plan* rrt carried out.

? p ~ m - *»< »w-

""."f* <**« —1~-. .h. .1,^”“^ '’rrr-*. .

_ „ _ “» carry oa their work under trying h- r - .T .v “ F^eni ^ Ilrn(MU ^ year and a half are bring at

Small Boy Appallinglyjirect in His Criticism

-»«--•»— -*• 0#tt* SLrsr 1

biddie that he had to bold up n „,«Z *>?”'> —'!**•* from priaow ‘ •ton who w*. brisking by: "llUter. he hml fo.o plao^J n.Mcr 1T3 weroTe^d to c ^ n1 *“ d.> y^i know tw name of thi. woemr f <*•">- *roto lb* hu.vau ™ Mirier eonriderod tbe fmxy. «*- folio.iag brief .cro„« of the SS.afforTS.Ucl bogse, wriggle unonetally known .. ol hi, lumber InraMlcaUte, - nlJ.T! The feeding of

i It la grow.II, agreed ncm that the

Ma p— «*f.r— mi : nrri

-W s «~S». ItoM, u. t.

•XMM'TMnMM, wn atuwd Is not aefried. It has

•by. He . g* eom. senro t«, __ him for. I soaMn'ter sasted tim “What do you think the L.ud

,Ue ' prartlcat

•erne kinder ovrrrual. but It’* another 1 ,h * “hinet. kinder worm.' 1 very mja * "What are you going to do to him, 1 ‘ n ‘ u »ont' data that

^ to as* his. turner ’round aod run the other I Beporu.

w,— *“ * “ ’ •bat God wanted to make j

u btm.

A Mstardcot Past.

j Tb* Civilian—Ho . ooe* it ha iy father J fhat your tup *-.,«■« fo.^ , wepond rbrwun* »Mlr tt., reel at

rotl&g *

t the 'terrible k

r «rmlsMcv tertus. decUre dwy wtTl [ bused . I do an they ran to utw, then, <ui land estug C-duoM i this will not be ».> hard, but the naval Jostle, Lo^j, I MtaaMon ha. .vanpMrotri. by the .n^ of tT^T^ -risure of nuskt ,rf the Orinac fleet and pewroetad. and -

d triand of Helgoland b,

•nlbw* Tb.-nr men aaw i D their ^4, S Of the eunrltudofis tV*kt tv —ni - - -

e enr. <rf their llvrilhoud I"

they took pn- srsMm, „f ,he Mjtp. ) »a. ,,04 ^itod fr. j *..m, of the , KU1 V 1

-« | VMr ttttn- M.« ..-tt* « u,m u- tt.

I “»• * «tt«v

Tbe governmetii'. caagiarts tor s.r material* are not to be rancv-ii'd •krojdly. ao tb* nmtrartmn win tsc tfoto fa* raadjustmenl Tb. people of America are bria* kept s. ake to the fori that with "•* •ear appruarh ri paaea tbrir float. '»> resjruoeJUUty due to tbe war ba> n"' At tbe preaent ttme the) •'* 1 to false a hags War * fwri to be espeodad by the aeroo j* la by no mean* •JdM. Tbao. sari, next year tb*-** probably wffl be a ttftb Liberty l«»“ f*r tbe nattoa’s expcndHure* due dlrorily to tbe war must be onarw^* for a toag time to rum*. Must *f * mI