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ODD ANSWERS ON INSURANCE FORMS Mother died la Infancy. rather died aoddenly; nothing aert-

PAPERHANQINQ

Kow ia Uie Uuie to do your paperbansing; prompt aerrioe. reasonable price#. M. dolroney, CenUal Honae, Baa lain City, M. J.

WAGON FOR SALE.

Six aprinit wagon, with alngle har ne«# for aale cb*-ai> Good condition. Apply JOSEPH 1‘ESSOLANO. City.

LABORERS WANTED

ForGorernment work at Cape May ; 60c. an boor ; fire monUa work ; iree Uan»portauon from and to wo* ; borne every night. Apply TiiueaOIbce, Sea UleCUy.

WANTED.

Corrwapondt-ntf- from the following place#, to aend new# of their localllie* to Th- Cape May County Tlroea: Pannlarllle. Clennont. belle Plain. El Bora. Turkalioe. Baealey’a Feint and Woodbine. Liberal pay and commit «owi inducement#. New* must be exclusive to The Time*. Write for particular#. Addre**. WILLIAM A. HAFTERT. Editor. Sea isle City. N. J Meetings ol the Cape May County Board ot Taxation to Hear Appeals. TuawJay, Novambt. 10, 1018 - Ocean City. City Hall, 10 a. m. to S p. Thursday, November 21,1018-Wood-bine, Denui* and Upper Township*, at Toekahoe Hotel, 10 a. m. to 3

p. m.

Friday, Novembar 22, 1018 — Middle Township, Tax Board Boom, Court Building, Cape May Court Houae, 10 a. tn. to 12 noon. Sea Me City, City Hall, * p. m. to t p. m. Monday, November 26, 1018 - Avalon Borough Hall, 10 a. w. to 12 noon. Stone Harbor, Borough Hall, 2 p. m. to 4 p. m. Tusaday, N#v#mb*r26, 1018 — NorU. Wildwood. Wildwood and Wildwood Crest, at City Hall, Wildwood, 10 a. m. to 4 p. n>. Tuooday, D^tambar 3, 1018 - Lower Township, Cape Mar Point. Sooth Cape Mar. " eat Cape May and Cape May, at City Hall. Cape May City, 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. Appeal* Mud be Mads on Forms Furntshsd by Gllbsrl C. Hughes, Sscrstary, Caps Msy. N. J. SAMrxi. F. ij.iifxiK.# i Capt M ., CMt y JAMK* M. CHaxTKIt V Waani Kow* Bb L. Rice j oftwiGilbkkt C. Hi-ohes. Secretary. Important Notice Until further notice the county office# ot Cape May Court House will close at lour o'clock p. tn. This actum i» taken to conteive coal and electricity, and 1# in line with the isqoeat of the Nauoual Fuel Administration. At. ». PHILOSOPHICAL The stay at home mud wort or fight. The boy# “over there” bar* to

We’re newer known a man to get wry far op the ladder <*f wrcea* by Nsfng a lady-killer. Now and then you run acmes a fat woman wbn would rather eat all-whs •not# of all »h« like# than he thin.

DISTINCTIVE Printing^

C Printing that wd attra& attention and put your advertising m a class by itself— printing originality in conception and excellesice In its execution — thia quality of originality and in* dhrSduality chara&er* izea all the printed work we turn out.

Applicant has never been fatally

n unde died of cancer on hi# moth.

PENCIL THRUSTS most essential to-

Father went to bed feeling wei) and the next morning woke up dead.

Applicant does not know anything

about maternal posterity, except that

they died at an advanced age. Applicant doe* nit know cause of

mother's dee.th. but at*tea that ahe

fully recovered from her laat lllnesa. Grandfather did suddenly at tha age

of one hundred and three. Up to this time he bid fair to reach a ripe old

gredlect of genius.

Count the day completely lost if

you have not laughed.

To the giotlemnn every woman la a lady by right of her aex. A woman with a three-inch tongue can make a giant fed like a midget. All the world's a stage and all the super# Imagine that they are stars. We believe that opportunity rap* more than once, hut we don’t believe that it camps on s Bum’* doorstep. The nan who thinks a good deal of his wife should not attempt to conceal his thoughts when he la alone with

Mother’s last Ulntsa was caused from chronic rheumatism, but she wns cored before deuth.—The Southern

£ao#On*nondniKTwAn<rw*n*nAn* £ HUB PHILOSOPHY S £ — S 2 A ahady character doespl ; ^ keep a man cooL J

Many a man’s failure la dee to his having wasted Us time in envying tha

Tea, Lake. 3ns wive* out of a possible ten can see #rt»ere they made n mistake by not marrying the « fellow.

If a man has plenty of change In hU pockets when he goea to bed his may not have occasion to ask for pin money.

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

, . S Theories cause more worry than

Flying Into a rage Is not good • .

aviation practice. •

It la somtlmea better to buck a down than to get you bade up. J

A prorooKT * 'W-'W .| n , th,, h., b^d, i who unload* a bad thing 2 _

A flirt 1* a girl who ts afraid aha will

be left at the post.

There Is no end of trouble In a f

C upon a “good thing." Tour gas may escape, 1 doesn't get away from th* man 2 ■ who makes out the bill. t> •

i

We would Uk* to steer clear of • an wlckednesa. but there U 2 something In us that la not al- J ways dirigible.—Boston Tran- * O ■<■*1*- 2 MUSIN8S Critics are misanthropes who throw

Tha more women more they see to

ndml.-e in mirrors.

A Christmas of Giving That Others May live nHHE message of Christmas JLtodpy is hill of thoughts from America-at-hotne to America-abroad. It is a message that bids us remember nothing but that which will aid and comfort our soldiers and our Allies. It bid* us to conserve everything necessary for •‘over there;” it bids us help die great cause by purchasing Liberty Bonds and War Savings Stamp* and by giving to die Red Cross and every war endeavor. In fact, it is a Christmas message that has all the goodness and greatness of this wonderful day in it—to give with our whole hearts and abilities for our loved nation and die loved onea in her service

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TKLErgOKB OO. Mstrtct Mnannsr.

WE BUY OLD FALSE TEETH. W> psy from *2.00 to $S5.00 per set (broken or not). We slso pay nclual value for Diamond*, old Gold. Silver and Bridge-work. &-nd at once by parcel post cud receive caah by return mail MAZER’S TOOTH SPECIALTY Depl X. MOT So. Sib St. Philadelphia. Pa.

All women follow the fa*Mona, but some are a long distar-e behind. A soft answer may turn away wrath, but it Isn't always best to call a man soft. The trouble with many a young man 1* that be spends his fortune before he get* IL Many a timid man give* another credit for his own ideas because he isn’t quite sure of their meriL—Chicago Dally New*.

The cup that cheers the honey bee ■a the buttercup.

eye view of the real thing.

*e«kefle<re*ede fioe oeiro fr *»* <t e J | STATISTICAL NOTES | J The Mormon church in Utah 2 has turned over to the govern- J lueot lla wheat reserve of 250,000 & bushels, collected from tUtoa. •

A man never realise* how high s fence he can Jump until he la badly

Too many bualneee women are to icrested only in the buslDeaB of their

Unleaa a man Is willing to c

steel magnate, who died roceot- » ly. left S2JU00.UUU to war Buffer- • era In northern France and Bei- •

Thirty thousand women ami i girts of Austria have been driven J by hunger to Join the IsImt bat- i tslluus wuiklug near the Aus- |

triau rruOL

Every company of Aamrican < soldier* abroad Is allowed to ,

■dupt one t

F cents a ironth. J , »OOU0*h*b*'>*'W 1 S^Od*0»FO0ot AVERSIONS OF THE GREAT Hannibal did not oar tobacco la any

Goliath abawtulely declined to don

a V. D.’a.

A man may be master of a down Unsuage* and still be unable to con-

trol his wife's tongue.

The saints may have the h*«t of it hereafter, but the sinners think that they have the most fun her* on earth.

ABOUTJVOMEN

Mrs. Carrie Chapman Oatt has the Larkins of Tammany for a aeat la the

l'tilted States senal*.

In New York state there are IJIfifl.- Genghis Khan preferred the «t*p* to 270 men and flBMM women enrolled the elmralor. In alt polltlral partle*. — — Mow* had an unni querable avarAll women who sre Brtilah subjects dou to motorcycles by birth or uDturaUxatlon are eligible — to vote la Ontario. Canada. Doctor Johna-ti •.■old not l#n his — foot In au autidnobU*-. Unless their aalaries are increased — ..vet 12.000 school tasrhera In London old Colonel Eve puMtlvsty rsfussd I Ihrealrn to go on a strike. to wear rnreM-cwvors. Wallrcmcs employed at th* gown- pHrr the Heni.lt onrsc *|.<mt ■ rent | UH-Ul powder plants are p*ld *40 per ptvs ngrapb record*, j month sod their board. _ — Gustsvws Adolph us would not paMlsa Anne 8w*naoii of Martnrtte. frWl , I , ^ parcel post Wash.. L directing Malvatton army _ I work behind the line* la Fn an eleetric fsn—4'-duasMs Mtslr.

SPLINTERS

■ who has the

■aid aaythlBg that you are rspsatsd. "itaot let not stop IL i'

•loved II l-Tb > with the other

Ml mvwttflss nxwa people I* whs## : ' l*ey. wvwrfed reotsurant fllva i he pap to be so dl^wstlagly play- 1

Why Compare Beef and Coal Profits? Swift & Company has frequently stated that its profit on beef averages only onefourth of a cent a pou.«d, and hence be* practically no effect on the price. Comparison has been made by the Federal Trade Commission of this profit with the profit on coal, and it has pointed out that anthracite coal operators are content with a profit of 25 cents a ton, whereas the beef profit of one-fourth of a cent a pound means a profit of $5£0 a ton. The comparison does not point out that anthracite coal at the seaboard is worth at wholesale about $7.00 a ton, whereas a ton of beef of fair quality is worth about $400.00 wholesale. To carry the comparison further, the 25 cent profit on coal is 3% per cent of the $7.00 value. The $5.00 profit on beef is only 1% per cent of the $400.00 value. Tha profit has little rftsci on price in either case, hot has lr»a effect on the price of beef than on tha price ot coal Coal may be stored tn the open eV indefinitely; be-f must be kept is expensive coolers because it id highly perishable and moat be refrigerated. Coal is handled by the carload or ton; beef is delivered to retailers by the pound or hundred wrigju. Methods of handling a-e vastly different. Coal id handled m open cars; beef must be shipped in refrigerator cars at an even temperature. Fairnree to the public, Ceimess to Swift ft Company, (aimeaa to the packing industry,damande that thr*e indisputable b*ct« be considered. Il is tinposaible to disprove Swift ft Company’s etatement, that ha profit# on beef arc eo email as to havs practically no effect on prices. Swift & Company, U. S. A

AufomolHet Wanted

r Koto. Cto Co. 330- CWa^l sc. rtv

AUTOMOBILE BURT^SIMEW

WANTED FIRST-CLASS ' TOURING CARS ATRUCkS I

Gbard Motor Siht Co. 2517-11 Girard Are. FhOUrlct s

Parts! Parts! Parts! .p ... •— 2031-7 W. 1iiiq.it..., Aw.

Fnao Nm fee CM VMfcr Anchor Sedan

K^oimm Aat# Ifea C*. 1412-2# FWl—IAK.

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Make every day a thrift day help yt day#

Girard Mater Sales ft 2510 Girard Awe., PUkda. No War Tax on Used Can MMmi Cm* car# s( Bsrrsla IW Look the Liat Over Carefull

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