nfioenza Iwrre Aoo«»ndi vith weak kidneye barkfc Ike IdcDera kave to do moat of the

off scold or a cootagkraa disease. They

rvr up. Thea you fed dull and draggy. irritable and bare headaches, dizry spells, lame back,

ts and irregular kidney action. Gire die and irroid serious kidney troubles. Doar.’t in unusual demand after grip epidemici veJaarr.ed their rdiability. Doan'i art

used the w«rw over. 1 friends and neighbor*.

Personal Reports of Real Cases

A VIRGINIA CAM. Mrs. £. C. Hatnps&re. UtX BramMeU® Aw, Koricl. Va, rays: "I ms in rrfiil dape four years ago with ludnf} oomphiat Ibs-

A MARYLAND CASE. Jobs YT. Maroocy, Sixth and High Sts, Oakland. Md„ «ys: "I was trouhW by my kidneya off and on for yean. Whenever I eanght cold it settled in my kidneys and brought on an attack of baifcach*- The kidney secretfoea were irregular in panace, givinc me ranch annoyance. When I read about Doan's Kidney PilU I naed a box and they oorrected the trouble. I haven’t used them lately, bat if I am troubled again I would use Doan’s for I know

DOANS K £ES y

60c c Box a* AD Stores.

Ox, Buffalo. N.Y. Mfi Chem.

He (aburoctedly)—Qnlet, my (Soar' STOMAiUPSET? APE’S DIAREMIN AT ONCE END* DYSPEPSIA,"ACIDITY, GAS, INDIGESTION.

Your meals hit bade! 1 scur, add, gassy and yon feel bloctfl after eating or yon hare heavy imps of Indigestion pain or headache, at i*ever nffud. Here Is Instant relief.

Don’t stay npse.l Kat a tablet of : IMapepatn and Immadlately the ■ •-ion, gases, acidity and all N Pape's Dlapepsin tablets are the surf”. 'tulckest stomach rNievers to the "rid. They cost very little at i n- Adv.

1 many men seem to have forgoti* -11 that their wives were once their ''hearts.

MADE GERMAN AI'.MAN SORE That Opponent Did Not Adhere to Ordinary Rules of Fighting Seemed

to Him Unfair.

Set strategy doesn't always work. But the German mind can't understand anyone!* abandoning a fixed method. The sorest man I heve ever seen,” ild'an American aviator, “was Lieutenant Metakopf. the star Boche fly or. when be was nipped by lieutenant Avery. Metakopf was Baron Blcbtof«a‘s successor and the best flyer, thet

Germany had left.

"When Avery tackled him, he abandoned nil set principles of air strategy, almply sailed in and opened fire witout Indulging In preliminary maneuvers. He brought his man down to about three seconds, and this was his

first Boche battle.

“When Meinkopf landed, he was purple with rage, and as far a' I could make out his malr complaint could be translated to this fashion: “•What kind of flying Is this, anyoowT "—‘Parti Stars and Stripes.

It Is often the little toucli of gnmlsh ven to n dish which takes It out of the ordinary ond makes It a thing to be remembered. -The woman who loves cookery nnd enjoys originating and expertm< ath-C will very efteo surprise h e most happily with the various result*. A half cupful of whipped cream and an ounce wedge of cheese may figure to a most tasty Burnish. Heap the whipped crcaw- «m either pumpkin or apple pie and sprinkle over It tHe prated cheese. If the pie Is served at the table it should be covered before taking In. If cut, each piece may be decorated. The latter makes u more attractive dish. Jflarront Glacet.—These will he Asp to send to the sailor lad who loves sweets. Shell some large Italian I chestnut* and btr.ncfa them In boiling | water until the Inner skin and outer i shell can be easily removed without ' breaking the nut. Drop each nut in warm acidulated water for a few mlntben simmer them in a sugar sirup until tender, using one part sugar two parts water.' When the nat* are tender bottle and fill with the thickened sirup, scaling like ordlnhiy fruit. When wanted for use drop the nuts into a heavy sirup that cracks In cold water. Mp the nuts Into this Kingly and dry on oiled plates. Walnuts. almond* or pecan*-niay be. dipped in melted chocolate and dried In th-.*

same way.

Rabbit Casserole.—Cut np the rabbit at the joint* and lard the legs and breast with strips of bacon. Fry in little fat until well browned, seas* with salt, pepper, sliced onion and sprinkle with flour, then brown again. Add a pint of stock and cook to the ov-m until tender. To many the wild flavor Is objectionable. This may be ; -eiuoved by soaking to salt water few hours. A bund, of herbs may be added to the,rabbit while cooking If high seasoning is dps*red. Cook in a casserole and serve from it A hot chocolate sauce served with stewed ripe pears Is a dish much liked by chocolate lovers It is unfortunate that many who might entertain simply hesitate for fear of criticism; and so they lose the pleasure of giving and their friends the taking of their hospitality.

8 ■ X

Results Count. The American—’.Vhat happened to

yout

The Tommy—To tell yon the truth. I ain't quite certain. About ten minutes ago I was 'arip' a tete-a-tete with a German sapper: He was a nicelookln' boy—'ad a face like a murderer. We was crawlin' on our stummlcks, when we come face to face. He says somethin' to me in German, an' I answers him to just as bad language. “What happened then?" "Well. I 'ates to brag; but I'm ’ere an’ ’e baln't/V-Exchange.

Lives 200 Years!

InvNrtigators of mining conditions and the peculiar dangers to which miners . qrc ^subjected recently have taken much[ Ipt rest in tl»q praftlce of Western gold miners to make pets of the rata which commonly Infest

On the mother lade of Cali-

fornia It has been found that the miners Invariably feed the nits and take care of them, belie ring that the rodents : c a source of protection against accident, says Our Dumb Animals. This Is doe, the men soy. to the instinct of the rats, which warns them wltan a tunnel is unsafe. And when the vats lease a tunnel It Is almost im possible to get the miners to work there. This recalls the belief among sailors that rats will leave n doomed ship. The miners also have found that rata are much more susceptible than i humans to the dangerous gnses that so oflen cause loss of life ip the.mines. Long before the miners themselves are affected by these gnses the rats become sick and show symptoms of distress. So the men keep close watch

of the nits' good health.

Don’t wait until your cold develops Spanish Influenza or pneumonia. Kill it quick.

CASCARA

HALE’S HONEY

years. Haarlem Oil, remedy ol Holland,

C«Urrb Cannot Be Cured tor tXATAI. APPLICATIONS, aa th«7 cannot reach the aaat of tba fllaaa— 2ss$ p£si£sa«e u LBK; CATaSrB MEDICINE will cure catarrh-‘-WoOrallI,medicine -1 Of aom* of tha boat tonic* ibtnad with aoroa of tba baat ... The narfec-' comblBCtton ".urn Ball* catarrh -i.-.-. i. wliat prodocaa auchwoD- * Co.. Propa. ToJodo. O. Vocalisation. “I should think your conscience would remind yon that It's wrong to demand such a salary." "Oh. no," anawered the prima donna. The still vol$e of>»macience Is very well In its way. But nobody buy* ticket* at the ho* office to listen to it" Impossible. •*n»e kaiser cannot exclaim •itb the famous French king: "All I* leal hut bonorr "Why noir "Because his Hun* never bad any honor to lose -" •afa. They tell me old Cloaefist ha* money to hum!" said Jinx. Te*." said Wins, "and never a match In the

iNBtdUtt SHpaesU New Santk Cm* Kill Ma a* ipSissFvt

THAN SGI VING VEGETABLES. The t Hue-honored . mashed potato, baked squash and boiled onion* are still onr favorites, yet a change In the manner of serving these same common dishes will make them much more Interesting. Beets that are baked in the oven liave a l»etter flavor than those' which are boiled. Care should be taken in turning them not to break the skin. Serve them chopped or sliced and seasoned with olive oil. cayenne and a tea Spoonful of sugar, with salt to taste. Stuffed Onions.—Prepare as many onion as there are people to serve. Parboil until tender but unbroken. Drain and remove the center* and mix with a little Cooked ham, finely chopped. Moisten with cream and the yolk of an egg well beaten; senmiti with salt, pepper and sweet fut. Plaee n little fat on top of each, place In a deep dish and bake, basilng with milk or better, cream, daring the baking. Cook covered for the find fen- minute*. then heap u spoonful of buttei.-d crumb* on top to brown. When the large fresh imishroow* may be obtained there I* nothing wore dellciou* to serve with Muffing or forcemeat made of Chopped ham and seasoning. Fill the caps and bake In n boi oven fifteen minute*. Braised Cabbage.—After cutting n good ■ trod cabbage In half let It *tuml an hour or more, then boll In lulling water to cover until tender, adding suit when nearly done. Drain mid remove the hard center after it has been cooking twenty minutes. Put Into a miuivluin one sliced carrot, one turnip, sliced, one stalk of <-elery. a few sprig' of parsley, one Mbi-d onion ui| bum'll of any herbs. I «>' the cnhl

lop. |«.l

wril tender. Drain an

t dish.

Too many men attempt to paaa through this woild on the reputation of their ancestor*.

The targe curved stalks

i bleached celery may be tub'd with w I Mined cream cheese ond oerved a* I garnish to a dl*l> of united nut meal The meat* nn- lieu pod In the eent-r a platter with the celery stalks redhit-

nd t

Nut

led I

little

ud «

U-, BALTIMCRL, NO-

Bronchial Troubles tree, ■“■j-'y.jifl.yaaft PISO’S

the famous national

has bean reeognixed i from all forma of kidney and bladder disorder*. Its very age is proof that ‘

have unusual merit.

f you are troubled with paina or ache*

toe back, tod tired *

A Giveaway. ‘Jones la boasting that he Is a pushbag sort of fellow.” "Between the lawn mower and the baby carriage, I think he ought be."

SALESMEN Our West Virginia Grown NnracTT Stack. Fioc raaTsaalog outfit FREE. CasbOotsmUmloo Paid Weekly. MtW to In*. The GeM Hnway Co, Mason City,W,Y«.

el tired in tbe morning, estion, ituomr.u, painlul

o frequent paauge of -tone in the bladder, certainly find relief in t

Haarlem Oil Capanlea. I — , old remedy that has stood the teat hundred* of year*, prepared ir **•

quantity and convenient for It is imported direct from 1 oratories, and you can get

drag store. It i* a standard, old-time borne remedy and needs no introduction. Each capsule contain* one do*e of five drops and is pleasant and easy to take. They will quickly relieve those stiffened joint*, that backache, rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall atones, gravel, "brick du*t.’’ etc. Year money promptly rtf ed it they do not relieve you. But 1* to ret the genuine GOLD MEDAL br

In boxes, three site*.—Adv.

How They Conversed.

AH American liaison officer who knew little French and a French artillery officer who knew little J^igUsfc had Important business together during the height of the recent fighting. "Henri,’' said tbe commandant to a young sergeant, "I have seen you talking to AmericaflE .several times. Can

you speak English?''

“No, moa commandant,” answered

Henri simply.

For all that. Henry and the American officer were soon engaged In vivadons conversation. At IU conclusion the commandant turned to Henri. “But you speak English very well,"

For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always Bears the of

Calculating Youth. Margaret’s unde had taken a party of small children nutting, and when they were to distribute the nuts be told one of the hoys to give each child so many handfuls. Margaret would not accept the nuts from this boy, saying she wanted her unde to give the nuts to her. He felt a little flattered to think she would take them from do one but himself and asked why she felt that way. She came over to him ana whispered: “’Cause, unde, your hands are bigger.”

Chopping Him Off“8ay !”snarled an Impatient customer in the rapid-fire restaurant. “Do I get a little service, or don't . “What d’ye want—to have year beams loaded Into n glass pistol ond shot Into yell?” sarcastically returned He’.olse. the waitress.—Kansas CHy Star.

ELIXIR RARER A GOOD TONIC And Drive* Malaria 0*1 of Ibo Hj.Uon. -Toar -Rakefc’ mu Ilk* Bagte: I haregtvss H I* nsauroaa poopla la mr parlrii *r- —— ooBsrin* with efanit. malaria ana river »msi-ii1 it u Uom who are anfierer* a-£i=?as:7e»*fisr;“J: B£*r^srss.*t£sffi'r«e Just a* Mother Thinks, goo (rending the paper)—There's no use talking, dud. Absolute unity of command Is essential to vi lory. Dud—That's what you mother thinks.—Life.

applies li ■ Just tbs thlas to relieve II

Most men would rather give good adrice away thau keep It themselves.

You Are Dying By Acid When you have Heartburn. Gaa. Bloat, and that Full Feeling

after eadag. TAKE ONE

ATONIC

F

^■fFOB YOUB STOMACH'S SAKE) Rids you of tbe Excess Acid and Overload and you will fairly feel the GAS driven out of yoi ^ body—THE BLOAT GOES WITH IT. , ” GIVES YOU REAL STOMACH COMFORT 2rtt?*to^5tS“e»*rilU Afiarvee Eatool. It*—Sy Co., |ul> »■ WeUe.L ».v . cm.