Cape May County Times, 4 April 1919 IIIF issue link — Page 7

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Dauer-Tablets lAspirin _ 7he“Bayer Oocs'on Genuine Tablets "A Blessing for Humanity in Pain!”

For Headache

Toothache Achy Gums

Lame Bach Lumbago Joint Pains Sciatica Gout Neuritis

Colds Grippe Influenzal Colds SKI Neck Distress .

Pain! Painl

Proved Safe by Millions! American Owned! Adults—Take one or two ''Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" with Crater. If necessary, repeat dose three times a day, after meal*

are, tr w a tBSM uad psrcaUr*. Ad*. Hm With That. [ don’t have no trouble » !th taxe*. t fou evidently have with eyntax." oetoo Eveolnc Transcript.

iREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER [as been ttsed for all allmenU that caused by c dlsorden>d rtoiuech Inactive liver, Mich a c «i«k bseij a,, constipation, ' aour itn—itb. rota In digestion, fermentattoa «6 1. jnJpItaUon of the heart caBae4fay rs In the stomach. AnguM Flower : pestle lair.tlt:e, regulatesdlpedien L In - 1

r c.'nol. stimulates the 111 te the Wle and Impurities fra* the ML Sold In all rivlUsed e It a trial.—Adv.

Pin Kerry foe him. Bens married *en yean and ha.'•n't a ch»d.' Ve*. no borne Is '•oraplete without lauyfater and prattle of the chllt wasn't thinking of that. I was ■king of tbc monej- a few children :ht nave him on bis ladome ux."

Direful FoncasL

he pocket wlride.ta tdephooe will in everyday one at ao distant date, is n person walking oat the street r hoar a bell ringing la his pocket

Lord help us," sighed Mrs. Peabody, per or the hoarding hoose. “The i can I get on It will be a distant tlve who is coming up foe supper." Beat These ,11 Van emu# seo. Me, Is erqulrlng fame tor long, d animals. A short time ago s T discovered a tat In a bag of n bought the week prcris»pk the still having its nine Uvea, ao far ould be Judged. ow comes the * >ry of Tax OallecCharles H. lorn . who loat a W . bis prize Wrrt. wane eight weeks -eight week*. He says that the t day. when pitching off some hay a a high mow. he discovered the . which had become wedged been planks. Tbc gobbler wn« stive, as s turkey ghost, but ab>* to di»t of t hot mart. nrkeys ore said to be bard to rat»e. East In this part of the country, tat Junes dalms an indestructible d. His friends urge him to go Into' bust new- and projicyote such re

Take a day off occaslonaUy. and your year will accumulate i slowly.

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for Infants and children, and Bears the Signature ofi In Ose for Over 30 Tears. Children Cry for Fletcher’s CaMoria

Ne Use.

*T wlrt wives acre like beefsteak." "What makes you wish that?" ■'Beef!use then you couM make them tender by beating them."

r: J. Chester * Ow. Msdo. Ohio.

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luted wIBi water," said the cittren with

an acute thirst.

“What s wrong, my friend?" “1 cnllcd on eleven druggists In this town and told a tale of woe about the way I've suffered from the ’grip’ that a-ould melt the hcafc of stone, and not a darned one of them offered to sell me anything but cold tablets."—Birmingham Age-Herald.

His Hoodoo. "1 suppose yoa place a bet oeraslooaPy on the ponies?" said the speetato*who was willing to lose a few dollars Just for the fun of the thing. “O. yea," replied the man who w»i wearing a purple vest. "How about this horse. Isabel, entered In the second race?" “I wouldn’t bet on that home If she were a lOfMo-1 shot. I'm paying alimony to a womer whose first name I* iMibeL”—Birmingham Age-Herald.

In the eoaservatory daring the Twelfth Night ball. Reginald—Now that we are alone. Claire. 1 ean art you a question that I have been born tag to ask you all the evening. Claire (overtome with emotion)— Oh. Reginald 1 Reginald—-K* .*r si nee I entered ibe ballroom : have fell that my necktie was slowly creeping over the l*ek ol my cottar, and the thougnt of my ap pearanre made me miserable. Tell me. Cial/e. is my necktie all right?

There’s a rich., satisfying, oldtime flavor to The Original Postum cereal * that no substitute can ever equal A Healthful drink tost leaves no trace of Harm, a Leverage grateful to the ■*vww»r-k j that never upsets nerves, besot or digestacQ a* does sometimes coffee. » — Boil Just like coffee Boil thoroughly (15 minutes after boffasg begins) make it rich and dark and you have something that makes your meal doubly enjoyable.

“There’s a Reason’ At Grocers—two sizes ! 5c & 25c.

TYPES OF ROADSIDE SCENERY Two Kinds Which Differ Widely and Each of Which It Worthy of Caret Ji Consideration. For many yours It faa* boon a rtts tom with most people to plnnt treea without regard to the ultimate purpoar they would aerve. Little thought ha* been given aa to the mod suitable varieties for planting, or that there might be sections along tfce roadway where It would be of advantage to cut the existing trees, anf. li tbl* way make the roadside s-.enerj marc Interesting and attra Tlve. A closer study of the pro^’.m. however, abowa that we Krt two distinct types of roedrid. ncenery. The first may be Mill! to be where the tree*, rtrobs, bmWlngs. and other object* that boi* der the highway form the element of the picture, with the roadway aa a central feature. Many place* along the roadside have no inducements whatever a* to special attractiveness, and. in fart, the scenery may be of a decidedly monotonous character. It Is In such a place that we may feel at liberty to plant a "cording to tbc eo-catted cloned type. The second ty^r can he used where the wide meadow*, field*, and distant landscape compose the picture, with the roadside treea a* frames. Example* of this type may be found In many section* of the state, where beautiful vistas could be enhanced by the presence of suitable shade trees. In many case*, tree* along the highway form screens ao aa to break up the long stretches of views along openings‘hera and there which make more attraettv* the roedride scenery. - Tribune.

BEAUTY FOR UTTLE HOUSES No Great ExpcndKeea Waded to Give Small Abode* Personality, Cow*, for* -and Charm.

thought: a house ir little dr no ree’on why should not hare personality, comfort and charm. In th- little community group of heme* located at Indian Hill, near Worcmter. Mas*., this statement has been proved bsycmd a doubt. Hero there are well over fifty modest little homes built an the *0011' plan, but each one so Individual that the effect, taken both simply and collectively, to artistic and picturesque to un Inspiring degree. Each little home fronts the street and te set well back from It ao that It may have a stretch of green town. There to a tree in every yard and a place for a garden ai the rear. White wall*, gray-green roof*, lattice* for vines over the window* and along the porches make home pictures that usually are only possible for well-tzwJo people to paaaraa."

Pushing Horn*-Ownership Ida*. Bemud Stem, who Is vice chairman of Ilea nee. In charge of buUdln- and loan acnoriatloa*. has been Informally Id touch with a large number of the 1JW asMMiattons In New York. He reporta that the solid support of ths building and loan association* to assured. .» “No one." said Mr. Ktern. ‘•realize* Ibe f*rt that the home-owner to oaa of the most derided factor* In rirlc hob terment than do the offl.er* find director* of building and loon association*. They are dealing wl'h fcomoowner* cnnrtanily and they know from year* of experience that the resjxvaslbllltle* and the prestige which come from home o mershlp to a tendency to make the man far mure Interested In fa's city than Is the non-home owner."

Garden* Profitable TV* Year. The home garden la likely to prove a profitable Investment of effort thl* , year as It ha* for the p**t several | season*, in tfle opinion of the United States department of agriculture. The experience of the past few year* baa proved that persons who bare sufficient land and spare time, and who : do their home gardening work IntelU- ; gently and efficiently, find It profitable. The relatively high price* of practl- | eally all foodstuffs tend to Increase Ibe | saring effected, but the home garden should l*e planned with ■ view to : meetinc the family n«ed* rather th*n of producing crop* for aale on the ; parket.

Asasciatlens Doing Good Wortc Home building and home owning to the bad* «f the strength of the nation. While the home Is not a negotiable Investment. history has shown that It payr very large financial return* In th* increased efficiency of the family. Tha home-owning stdrtt I- awakened In about KJO cities throughout the United Mates in which agitation I* now active. There are 7.200 building and loan ns•nriatiotis In thl* country which mate* botne-ownlng possible. Secure Tree* of Quality. In plnnilng remember that Inferior tree*. .-Itber fruit or ornamental tree*, mean Inferior reMilt- apd the loss of llron and money. Therefore In oelectlug stock the first consldf ration should be quality and the Inst (oiislderatioa

SFA IBL* CITY. N. J.

DiDlFF IKES MIL IT * mail battle of “DanKerine” keeps Pair thick, strong, beautiful.

Oris! Try this! Doubles beauty ol your bair in a few moroenle.

Within ten minute* after an application of Dandertoe you can not find a single trace of dandruff or falling hair and your scalp will not itch, but what will please you moat will be after a few •reeks' use, when you *ee new hair, fine and downy at first—yea—bat really new hair—growl .g all over the scalp. A little Danderlne Immediately doubles the beauty of your hair. No difference bow dull: faded, brittle and scraggy. Just moisten a doth with Dander! ne and carefully draw It through pour hair, taking one .mall strand at a time. The effect to amazing—your hair will be light, fluffy and .envy, and have

Get a email bottle of Knowlton's Danderlne for a few cent* at any drug stare or toilet counter, and prove that poor hair to at pretty and soft aa any —thgt it has been neglected or Injured by careless treatment—that's all—you surely can have beautiful hair and lot* af it if you will Juzt try a little Dan-

Natu rally. “JUf was keyed up to the highest pltdh ii., other night." “What was the matter?" “He was locked out."

It takes tffb to make a quzrrrl— but when one la willing It’s easy i-noogh to find another.

One way for a lawyer to rise at the bar la to stand on a chair.

Constipated Children Gladly Take

“California Syrup of Figs”

For the Liver and Bowels

Tell your druggist you want genuine

‘‘California Syrup of Figs." Full directions and dose for babies and children of all ages who arc constipated, bilious, feverish, tonguecoated, or full of cold, are plainly printed on the bottle. Look for the name Cattfomla"

and accept no other “Fig Syrup."

Bolshevism in Practice. “I thought you bad an umbrella when you left home.” “I hud." answered the man who was drenched. “I went to n socialist meeting where everybody was in favor of ellmluathig any individual advantage By the time they got through dividing my umbrella around there wasn’t anything left of It that anyobody could

Th* Brighter Side.

“The floor walker reported me tor inattention and I've been banished to the hardware deptirtakent.” "Dou't let that 1 (Other you. son. Although the hardware department may Inck distinction, it’a much easier to sell a suburbanite a hoe than it l* to *ell a lady of fashion a pair of gJoveiC— Rinnlnghnm Age-Herald. . ,

The Family League. Knlcker—Is Jooea the bos*? Boeker—fNo, hi* wife and children make ids votes to his one.

A friend in need I* aknoat a iwemtlcth century rarity.

The faster a man'* gait the sooner misfortune overtake* him

IT’S NOT YOUR HEART; IT’S YOUR KIDNEYS

Kidney disease .« ne laspecter of persons. A majority of the Ola affiirt.n* geopir todaywn be traced bock to tbc The kidney* are the most important organa of the body, ffx terera of your blood. '— lb kidney* diarise of cue form or another will dalm you as fc rictinu Kidney disease to usually indicated by

You should use GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsule* immediately. The soothing, healing oil aUmulvte* th* kidneys, relieves inflammation and destroy* the gems which have caused it. Go to yocr druggist today and get a box of GOLD MEDALHaarlem Oil Capsules. la twenty-four hours vow should feel health and vigor returning. After you feel somewhat improved continue to take one or two capaulex each day, ao as to keep the Brst-rlaaa condition and ward off the danger of other attacks.

i^T^i^ri^nntir^AS^pVI'f o'iSolIi’iA" 1^- nwareauMke*, s?i

An Absent-Minded Man. Professor—1 went to the railway office today to get that nmbrrila 1 left on the train last week. His Wlfji—That's good! Where I* It now? l*rofe»i<or—Eb? By Jove. I really, my dear. I'm afraid 1 leli It In the train —Ixmdon Answer*. Sometime* a fellow calls making a lot of dained fool mistake* getting experience.

Fhlae Economy. “A long walk will give you u fine appetite." 'That'* the reason I'm silting still." replied Mr. Growehor. T can't afford a fine apiietlte."

A butcher'* sign out West reads as follows: “Jo»«n Jacob kills pig* Ilk* his father." Space divide* friend*, not frbudtdilp*.

“Yes, I tiled it, but I went back to RoyaL” This is the experience of most women who have been tempted to try socalled cheaper baking powders which almost always contain alum and often leave a bitter taste. Royal Baking Powder {: u - Absolutely Pure Made from Cream of Tartar derived from grapes Royal Contains No Alum— Leaves No Bitter Taste