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It la estimated that about 4.000.000 plua an doatrojed dally. Hawks are said to be able to fly at a rate of 150 miles i>er hour. Sixty thousand chlldm flnlsli their aaiiool career each year lu Loudou. Sunday. May 9. was celebrated In f'raDce as a ••l>ay o’ Larite Ktmlllen.The annual dust fall In Glasgow, I Scotland, la 1.330 ti us to the square

mile.

A cat Is said to have been wcrth j about $1,500 to tl* Aral settlers in Brazil. For a Chinaman to wear specie do* ! m company la cons dered an act of discourtesy. Dmry Lane thee er. London, wnj • ojM-ned In 1812. am can hold nearly 8,000 people. A recent Inrentlo i Is the "Cosey Cuddle Doll." which i onceals a rubber hot-water bottle. Llirht-colorea "--tertats cannot be ! made from alpaca, which Is > ''en co-i-fused with mohair. Timber, wel^hlnc luO.OOO tons Is lying at the Hull. Kngland. docks through lack of transport. Explosive shells, which were fairly anccessful. appear to hare been used by the Dutch as long ago as 1588. FUSHUGHTS A sure way to have It all to do over again la not to do It well the first time. There Is no reason on earth why a man shouldn't get rich, so lung as he remains honest. A mrnument to a man Isn't e'-'i-th much If nobody remembers why the monument '> as erected. Every wife likes to be well dress- ; ed because she knows her husband | likes to see a woman well-dressed. ; Philosophers may rail against riche* all they like, but the rest ot the world i will go tight on striving to possess

them.

Greatness Is something that usually comes to a man when he has done bis best without actually thinking of

the reward.

i Now and then yon run across the queer type of man who would rather help a neighbor In misfortune than ■a* good fortune come to him. I We can underu-tmd some of the of etiquette but why a man { shouldn't alt comfortably at ease with bia hands on the table Is beyond ua. And It's our observation that most i do, rule or no rule.—Detroit PITHY REMARKS

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WORSE THAN LIGHTED CIGAR Danvarite. After Carefully Igniting It Abaentmindediy Put ths r Irecracker in Hla Mouth. Aa a result of abseni>mlmlcdneaa In his Fourth of July celebrating. Osip Salunskl, 32. of West Denver lost several teeth and Is carrying Ida face In a sling. Osip stood on the corner, smoking a dgaret and watching with Interest the youngsters shoot off their explosive*. Suddenlv * desire to he young, real young, once more assailed him. and. stalking up to a near-by booth, he pur chased a whole fls(ful of firecracker*. Stepping to the edge of the curb, be cautiously applied the end of his lighted dgaret to the fuse of one of the crackers. A sputter and a volley of little sparks unnouur.-d that the noise was on the way. Then Osip's mentality failed to fundlon properly. With a quick movement be slammed his clgaret Into the street and Jammed the end of the firecracker Into bis month. A terrific crash, which disengaged three front tr-tb and bespeck led his f-tce with powder burns, brought Osip to the conclusion that all was not Just as It should he. He made a run to: the nearest drug store, and he emerged a few moments later reeking with the fumes of Iodine and bis fare and neck swathed In bandages, and be looked much like an accident that had gone somewhere to bsppen and. apparently, bad been Denver Times.

MONROE CARS The automobile that matches up in looks, performance and dependability with any car made, regardless of price. slsk far demomtration. Note the price. Clarence S. Mazurie Auto Storage and Repair Station Full Line of Anto Aseessories Vulcanizing m All Its Mraucbes Landis Ave. and Dolphin St Sea Isle City

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TOO MANY HUMAN •‘ISLANDS" Lack Power of Expression to Communicate Thoughts So That Othara Can Understand. Ton are a human Inland. If you cannot express your thoughts so others con understand them, says Kutb Jocelyn Wattles of the Colorado agricultural college. If your mood Is one of appreciation of grandeur and beauty, and you say. “Gee. ain't It gorgeous?" If In gazing at the Grand car on. you say. “Ain't It cute?" you are not In communication with your fellows; yon are an Island, a man entirely surrounded by m--.n, bat not In connection with them. If In speaking to a group of soldiers you discuss, “that combination of proteins, albumens and other food substances which scientists have determined Is the most conducive to health and vigor,” your connection U poor. Say "chow” or “mesjf' If your aim la to be understood. If you have no adJecOve but “awful" to apply to a dinner, a mountain, a hah rn accident, the new atyle* the European war. your wire* are down. You cannot express though!* on all these subjects to your fellow humans by use of the one word "awful.” If It Is your uni’ adjective, keep quiet; your silence may indicate an appreciation which your one adjective falls to express. Are your wires down? Are yon an

Island?

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On the Boarwalk

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- ; r-y A -t. i .. a 325 N. . Iras, | i‘h!tad<-!phia. I’a. Loilers in Gnar-.r-eed ! USED CAilHundreds of cam to choc so from hat are rebuilt. We will also trade ycur car for a later model. Terms arranged for your convenience. Our Prices RangeJ r rom ?200 to 55000 Broad and Ml. Vernon Sts Philadelphia

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J Remorse and economy are alwaya fialthful 'olioweis of the races. Kodmi prophets should confine their predictions to generalities. ^ Some of the most dlagrace'ul acts I performed by the most graceful

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85 The wife mar itirries his knowledge I his watru lor his own use and * for display. ; Take care of your .-enee while young J| your dollars will take care of you when old age gets to work. The small boy with a tin can and a bund, of firecrackers doesn't worry the bobtailed dog very much. t It's always safe to name a baby boy tjrailatn- If he grows up to be a nice young '"an people will call him Wil- !- 11A Otherwise BUI.—Chicago News.

Will Not Let Women Pay. K. U. men are hopelessly old-fash-ioned. The 50-50 Idea, tint Is. that a girl pay for half the treats, which was started recently In an eastern unlver ally, did not appeal to them when 11 was discussed the other dsy. A woman may work and by her efficiency earn as much as a man. bm If she pay for one-half the treats she takes uway the divine right of man. i opinion had It. Pride was not the only thing that In- ! fluenced them. A man must shoulder | responsibility through life so .- Is well I for him to Mart early. The -dea of j protection of women extends even to 1 paying .‘ir the sundae* she consv-nes. , It was the general opinion th If girls would realize that the res of most men are not nnlimited, would not be any occasion for thins about tills matter.—Summer Sesslou

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Rebuilt Touring Cur* and Track* Oa be booefct — JW rawu tern, a u»» mm SUM Ommm. Victory Auto Kxrbamg1540 Cal low hill St, ITuladeiphu SAnsTAtmoN ucaua.stk»:h Aant. WunleO Bet] Tbuor. L«3iV«t

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Lj&A woman s first duty is never to let fefr husband find out that she is dev- j eier than be s. s few women who can un j tand why. If they wwnt n thlnj. Igy shouldn't have It. tat the man without manners Is < SUy the man who needa them moil ■ L hide Ids dell clench*. ■cs are seldom as good a* . •nmy think themsel* e?, and the wicked i sot hai-. M bud pa the j

Porcelain Money. A new element may be Introduced Into the field of numismatics by the proposal to Issue porcelain money throughout Germany. With this pur pose In view. ■ Meissen porcelain far i tory ha* already manufactured apedmens of coins ranging from 10 pfecnlg I to 5 mark piece*. How successful the J new proposal will be remal :s to lie j seen. Its adoption would mark an In- | tervrilng breach with the tra lltlotial i use of gold, silver, and bronze; and ; the well-known formulae. A. AK and ; AK. of the catalogues w ould have to be j supplemented. Ajiart 'roui the occasional employment of eleetnim. billon. brass, and pot in. Iron In the Polo ponnexuR.itnd glass for coin weights In Arabia, the three established metals, in their varying forms, have rarely been challenged.

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Modem Tanning Inferior. Commenting on an article by Rot err G Skerretl un the tunning of leather, the Scientific American says: "The modern art of tanning falls short of the standards set In days gone by. It used to take two years to convert •green’ hide into marl etable leather; tin- modern tanner thinks that he Is doing well if U. devote* five months to the process. No chemical pruosts j has been ’leveloped of speeding up the procusa without del null tig from the quail! v of the product-” Overworking a Proverb. “lather.” 'aid the «n. .il buy. “whui ; Is t. profiteer?" “A profiteer, my «un. b- a man whe | runs across the proverb Mi. bay ! while the sun fchlues' and overworks i

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HARRY F. KRAISS Carpenter and Builder JOBBING A SPECIALTY SEA ISLE CITY, NEW JERSEY.

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