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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES Conoolldated with the Sea Isle City Review WILLIAM A. HAFFERT, Editor Published Every Friday by the OAIE KAY COBHTY TIKES OOMPAHY (Incorporated) West Jersey and I/andls Avenues SEA ISLE ulTY. W. J.

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REPUBLICAN TICKET

For United States Senator JOSEPH S. FEEUHCfflUYSEH

For Governor WILLIAM. H. BUHTOH For Coitgress ISAAC BACHABACH For Assembly RALPH T. STEVEHS For Sheriff GEORGE A. REDDERG

WHO’S WHO

Cape May County

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For Surrogate mvniG FITCH

For Freeholder! JOSEPH G. CHAMPIOH, 3 Yean BOBEBT J. XAY, 2 Yean CHARLES E. FOSTER, 1 Year

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Skeeter Discusset a Political Rally

Dear Skinny:

: to a political meeting at Woodbine, gee it was great. Pop

JUUU8 WAY, M- D.

County Physician and President «f the Cape May County Title o'

Trust Company

"Every man should cultivate hobby" Is the belief of Dr. Julios Way. of Cape May Court House, and acting on this belief be operates one of th’e model apple orchards of Cape May County, and daily communes with fifty active colon lee of honey bees, which are an adjunct to his valuable Bay Shore Road farm. Dr. Way was born In Kirkwood. New York. In 18«0. but flfty-elx pf his sixty-two years have been spent

In Cape May County,

his medical training in the Philadel-

enu of the tarruff that would make everything trft except love. The band played and It wue fine. They mtde a •"'-itrte racket. There wue one thing I didn't like. They stood the steps of the movies and I cudn't see that picture that Dough face told us about a vtllyun stabbing

an angsL

Nobody wo* there except C Democrats fur I heard s big fat feller that looked like a cop keep aaylr« “Ouverner, I want you to me Gt d Democrat." and the feller they e .led Ouverner yould shake hands ^nd say. "Glad to no yu." Then Sand made an awful nolee an' the peepul sing "How Dry I Am" and feller they call Ouverner bows and Jkys. "ICs a pleasure to be with the most beautiful girls in the country" and everybody lafs. Then he says, •and to look at such an intelligent crowd."’ and nobody lafs except me but you wus to Woodbine yerself. Skinny. In beck of the Ouverner wus four or five candidates they call 'em trying to. luk innocent Ilka. Every time the Ouverner would say something ~they would clap, then _ lid clap. The Ouversatd tks Tarruff ain't a Tarruff. H's a robbery, we pay two cents a n> more for sugar than when It wux two Ants cheaper. Everybody In the country ueas 4 ounses a day, multlpy that by 7 days times that by 6S weeks that by a hundred million peend times that by 1 cents and what's the answer. I said I give It

phla College of Pharmacy and In Jef-i^lke to see yu get away with that ferson College. Philadelphia. Sev- with my teacher If you didn't know

era! years ago he specialised in eye work, of which he made a close study for many years, giving up his gen eral practice to a Urge extent. Dr. Way was one of the organiser) of the Real Estate ana Search Company. of Cape May Court House, and was active In the organisation of the Cape May County Title and Trust Company, of which he Is now President In 1900 Dr. Way was elected

HOW CAM AMYOME BE AGAIIST THE BOMB IFSUET Here and there in Cape May Gouty we ru across tone fellow who is

opposed to the proposed forty million dollar bend issue, which will come before the voter, on Hovember 7th, and which will be used to complete the

hard surfacing of all State roadi within the next ftve years. How anyone can be AGAIIST this propositjom is beyeud our compre-

hension. It is a generally acknowledge* fact that the day of the gravel road is done—they are bumpy, expensive and unsntafactoiy with the present day heavy auto travel. This being admitted, tbs natural solution k to hart surface all main reads. And as this takes money, the natural

and only thing is for the voters to vote the money for that purpose.

But it will increase our taxes! you say. Assemblyman Arthur I. M _ Pierson, father of the munidp* ^ ^ ^ ^ ‘ ^“was ^^ted m jm. «Z boon to every municipality and county in the State, is authority fo the, tlTe , 7 ^ eWclenUy MrrlDC tus i statement that the forty million bond issue will not increase preseEf pi e of the County for two terms taxation by as much as one red copper! It costs the State of lew Jersey, that offlce. Last yesr he was made

Be says, four thouvwd dollars a mile each year to MAHTAIH its gravel roads. Hard surf coed roads the first few years have 10 MAHTEIAICE COST, and thereafter the cost is five hundred dollars a mile. THE WFFEEEICE BETWEEH THE TWO COSTS WILL KOBE THAI CABBY THE UTEBEST AID SERKHG FUND of the bond issue, and the people of the State will have the pleasure of using continuous paved roads from one cad

of the State to the other.

We repeat, how can anyone be AGAIIST the bond issue 1

County Physician, which position he

still holds

Thanks and Praise

O give thanks unto the Loiu. for be Is good: for his mercy endureth forever. Oh thst men would praise

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There Is hardly a day that we a, not read of a new and improver t1rh of murder, at New “Brunswick and

Contributors, Beware!

The Literary Editor—"That young

fellow Scribbler sent in a paper this morning entitled. 'Why Do I Uve?'. ,, | Qeorge Boeder, Prescient of The Editor—"Whet did you do ^ ulr city Chamber of Commerce, with It?" j says things don’t turn up unle* The Literary Editor—"Returned it turns them up.

with an enclosed slip saying. 'Because

you mailed this instead of bringing

It personally.'

Teacher: Do you know that George Washington never told a lie. Doubting Urchin: No sir; I only heard It.

Omar Up-to-Date A flock of bora-saws underneath the bough; A tilde trombone, two saxophones, and thou. Beeldefc me. playing on a kettleAh. this fair world Is wilderness

•Tvs kept an aeeount of all n; quarrels to this diary." "Sort at a scrap book, as It were."

* time pic*, f do plckiBj

An Austrian crowa Is worth nearly one cent, which makae It more v*| 0 . able than some other Esropenn*

It Would Bare Watching Fair October Bather—'It la rum-

"Now that doesn't hurt much, doe* ft?" asked the dentist kindly, bore down oa the boner. "N-fl T no," replied the pat leal feebly. “The drill doeen't hurt « much but Td be obliged U you'd keep your cuff owt of my eye/'

Can you beat them

Answer wiu an< you get two so

(lead of throe, dirty skins.

The Ouverner and Mom doot agree she says we Should trove! the straight gad narrow road and be says ws

The

should have big wide roads.

Ouverner says he's against new berry 1 ast Pop what a cewberry Is and he says s raspberry froto Michigan Then the Ouverner aays the Rich get the liquor and the poor get the llekThen everybody lafs. I guess they were trying to make the Ouver-

ner think they wus rich.

Skinny, you ought to see'd the terrible accident at Marshall's corner. It was funnier than Charlie Chaplin ©r the Sunday comics. A foliar was

the road and hs looks

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ENFORCE COMPULSORY EDUCATION LAWS

Common Plea* Judge H. H. Eldndge on Wednesday of thii week itruck the for hla KOodn<M and tor his the keynote of the enforcement of the compulsory education law*, when he wonderful works to the children of said, “Only the DIREST necesaity ii acceptable a* an excuse for a pupil not men —Psalm 107: l. I.

being present at school.V

Webster define* dire as a thing that u evil in a great degree, dreadful dismal, horrible, etc., and Judge Eldredge chose exactly the right word in

ffiaving use of this one.

The compulsory education law is one of the most wonderful things that has ever been written into the statute books of a state, and this law is ALONE responsible for the high avenge intelligence of the American born, and is the chief reason why anarchism, socialism, bolshevism and the other isms that flourish in other countries can never take hold in America

to any great extent Send the child to school.

ear cfipslng him. He done his to gst sway, be went one way went after him, he went another way and she caught him in the back of kte car. She then closed a tree end knocked It down and the car rolled over. Pop seys, "When a woman chases a man. look out" Well then s bunch of men run out to tart souvenirs and see who was kilt, bat |hey were disappointed for nobody waa kilt so they couldn't get

fay souvenirs.

One lady was carrying a pumpkin pie to her lap beforo the car wus smashed up eo nice. You should seed

how funny they luked when they

-L. W.

H. W.

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117 Fri. _ 1:6* 1:14 l:M S:«0 h You owe it to the child, to yourself and to ~

the community in which you live. And for those who don’t see it thst ~ 4 ! 41 way, thank fortune the law provides s well-loaded club in the hands of the n Tue , 6;J -

courto to COMPEL them to give their children a fair start in life.

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crawled out from under. Everybody ] got a piece of pumpkin pie over them

'here they could eat It.

other

they all Isfed except the lady thst

A FORD BOOM

The notoriety brought tc Muscle Shoals by Henry Ford has had an effect that he probably did not anticipate. Beal estate promoters are reaping a rich harvest through their exploitation of the future of the vicinity. Purchase of town lots and business property is described as “the investment of the age." and intensive selling campaigns are now being conducted in eight states to induce people to buy on a SlO-a-month installment plan. Similar booms in the past have usually brought losses to those who accepted the story of the land speculator^, and there is no reason to believe that the result at Muscle Shoals will be any different. Unfortunately the Ford publicity has enabled the promoters to put fancy prices on their holdings.

THE KNOCKER We have all met up with the kind at every turn they make, who always knock and never boost, a rule they seldom break. And when a fellow does hii bit to help his mates a mite, they slay with sneers his every deed, like deadly reptiles bite. What though one's act seem all for self, why show th»s contemptible trait and always knock and never boost and wipe him off tht slate. Let's give him credit when it’s due: take off our hats to Jack, and always boost; let’s never knock Let’s pat him on the back —From the Home Builder. House Organ of the Goal in Lumber Co^ of Wildwood.

HEBE AND THEBE

Webster Spnng* (W. Ya.) Republican—No Protective Tariff formu-

lated by the Republican party has ever thrown American labor out of jobs

by dosing down the mills.

This U I be Blril who Write- Um muIT you **■*• In K^ltofK' wane tan*! Ixsksta He elhi** ■ Neetff I'wi mt s- lihMss Mesn t'i.»len«-I letter* ■ Volks for the f*s|itw, but dwy tw'n *.-«• print. His astro Is ‘'Anaaya >u.' tb-lt Isn't '.rbst thr Editor ralb

bskod the pis. She was some sore for spoiling bsr pis. Some feller Mid II wot the thing that aeve them, i It broke the fall. Maybe she didn't make a face s*. him but she acted like ■ lady an' didn't stick out her tongue. Pop eald maybe It wus an act of Providence nobody had to eat the pie. The r eUer she was chasing Instead of going p.way stayed around and looked sorry like. Oueee he wus •oory cause he didn't get a piece of pie. but she did give him a piece of her mind. Oee, It wux come piece too. She Mid to him. “ I blew bore for you," and then her little boy eeys. "Mom you dH not fer the horn hasn't worksd for a month.' MU mom utd. "You abut up." (ruses it’s hard fer a feller to remem Let everybody who blew a bora at htm tor a month. Everybody conies atoup Ufa and everytlms anybody lafs ah* gels axe about her pie aid tells him mors. Oee. I wUhed t b .4 • pie to help him out Pop seys. That fellow got a Victory MeUsI fer licktn Oeimana but nobody over got one fer out arguing a soman, tor It t-*C*t be duno.

KKEETKU

Don't make light <4*Sk Sturm* be may t-» intruding U> spend t dlgeroan •*' errn Ike prise of Ma Kurd end a big car far e hemp of bu own.

CAPE MAY COUNTY CHAMBER o/ COMMERCE

Endorses the $40,000,000 Bond Issue

For completion of the New Jeney State Highway System in five yean

Vote YES for the Good Roads Bond tsue on Tuesday, Nov. 7th

CAPE MAY COUNTY CHAMBER of COMMERCE

Eight Ye*r«* Experience m Adflemblyman. Senator and Acting Governor appeal to you; His Record proves that William N. Ruoy^o has consistently championed honest, progreunve and busineflglike governmen t; You want the Patent Paving Tnm to love it* grip on road building contracts; You believe injured workmen are entitled to increased compensation; You want fair utility rate*, based on honest valuations; You hcltevcin law enforcement: You think all children are entitled to equal educational opjvorrunitieg;

Vpu do not believe in women

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■eking at night in laundrii bakeries and factories

Elect RjlHYON GOVERNOR