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CAPS MAT COOTTY HUES. SEA ISLE CITY, ». 1.

CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES Consolidated with the Sea Ule City Reelew

WILLIAM A. HAFFERT. Editor Published Every Friday by the

CAPE MAY COCHTY TIMES COMPAHY

(Incorporated)

Weet Jersey and Landis Avenues

SEA ISLE CITY. N. J.

.WHO’S WHO

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REPUBLICAN TICKET

Jot United States Senator JOSEPH S. FRELTNGHUYSEH

For Goveraor

WILLIAM H. RUHY0H

For Congress

ISAAC BACHAaACH

For Assembly

RALPH T. STEVEHS

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For Sheriff

GEORGE A REDDIMG

For ■arrogate IRVmO FITCH

JOSEPH 0. CHAKPIOM. $ Yean 1

ROBERT J. KAY, fi Yean CHARLES E. FOSTER, 1 Year

SKEETEB SAW THE 0CEA1 CITY HALLOWEEH PABADE . Nov. l*«.

Dear Skinny:

You oughter seen the Halloween

peerade at Ocean City. It wui great cui Mom an' Pop had a tight. It ' wu* like this, we all wur standing on

the curb to luk at the funny ie In the back so I culdn’t se

Probably no man In Cape May t a feller cums along an’ thrown—per County has attained so many pori- call It confetty—in Mom's face. Hons of trust In a comparatively few i-eys. "Thu saphead." an' Mom years as has Robert J. Kay. of Wild- j Remember yer wuz yung once wood, present State Assemblyman self. George,” an' then four i and City Treasurer of the City of lookin' chlckeus cums along an' Wildwood. ! throws sum in Pop’s face an* seyr.

Mr. Kay was born in Phllac -Iphla

HOH. ROBEBT J. KAY

Member of the State Assembly and *

City Treasurer of Wildwood

thirty-nine years ago; he has >een In Cape May County for th fifteen years, and In that time in addition to his public work has built up oae of the most successful real estate aad insurance buslneaees In Wildwood. Mr. Kay received his education In the Philadelphia public schools, and the Philadelphia Business College. In 1912 he was elected Treasurer of the City of Wildwood, which paaltkm

he still holds: he

lector of taxes In 1912. but this office grew to 'such huge that he was relieved of this 1920. Last year he was elected to the Assembly, serving until the present time. He Is s director of Marine National Bank. Wildwood; of the Ocean City Title and Trust Comr pany: of the Cape May County Title and Trust Company: and Is Secretary of the Five Mile Beach Building and

Loan Association.

WHICH TYPE OF HUD AXE YOU!

It nauiud Profeun E. i JolMUM. ot tA« Yue-

bad Tnisi&g School, »t tie meeti** o< tie Oeje May Cooaty Society at Woodbine on Wedaeeday, to eo doeiity tie type of taiad ia each — af as, to aataially jiee riee to tie qoeftioa ot tie ieed of tits article. To tie Uymao it eeeme almost inpoeeible to ae aheolatety aad eeeaiate-

i it ia to aieaaare a piece of. cb ™-

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TY-for today

Tide Table

HOVEMBEB

Times’ Tips ON Timely Topics

Gospel of Christ

I am not ashamed ot the gospel of

^ ^ a pen..’. »i»d ^ cl^df, it, „ it i. U a pec. «t “ I^Tt^ dash aad ascertain its texture. Yet it is doae. i u t veth; to the Jew first, and We have it from Professor Johnstone that there are three types of the Greek.—Romano 1: 16.

and, the Verbal, t> Manual aad the Social.

The Verbal mind is the mind Uat can figure and plan without the aid tt tools or the of any implements. The type of mind that ean »ee things and do things without having anything concrete or definite below the eyes or in the hands. Such types art Premdemt Wflsoa aad

Secretary of State Hughes.

Then there is the Manual mind—the mind which cannot think or create except through impulses caused by physical contact with some object or objects. Here we have the min who on railroad train or in hotel lobby, on boat or at his desk, is constantly employed with pencil and paper. He cannot see. or figure, or create, or DO, without seme tods in hand to work with. Such types are Thomas A. Edison and Henry Ford. And lastly there is the Social mind Blessed is he with the social

O. U. I-id." Poo Ufa an' picks op sum an' throws it on the gurla. The gurls laf an* throw more on Py-p an' seys. “Look out. yer Mama Is watching yer." M-ybe Mom wusn t tore. She pulls Pop's ana an' seys. "Yer no longer young cr.oC to top with the flappers," and Pop seye. *T» that so. remember yer were yung yereelf once, so they tell me." Mom seys. George. Fm astonished, suppose Mr. Driduck heerd yu." Mr. Driduck Is our preecber. Then we all look st the'peerade. A wagon‘cums buy with a sign. "Everybody works but father.” Mom eeys. "Ain't that clever.” Pop seys. "Clever, the guy

thel made thet ain’t married.' Then cums a big crowd of clowns

singin* "I'm wild. I'm wild about Angleeea." Pop seya. They ain't tellln* us nothing. If they wuxn't wild

they culdn’t lire there." Oh yee.

almoe fergot at the beginning wuz a feller in a rolling chair with a tiger puahln’ it. A feller next to us mys.

Thu Mare’s In bad company a blind tiger." an' everybodj

ast Pop where blind tigers cum fnnn an' be seys Hudson County. Then there wux sum Scotch Progresshes.

sum with pants an' suia without.

FRIDAY, WTOBEE 3 i*

(Ksatem Standard Time)

H. VV.

1 Wed. _ 6:06 2 Thurs. 6:43 a Frt. _ 7:16

4 Sat. _ 7:46 8:04

» „ 6 Sun. _ 8:16 6:84 find, for according to Professer Johmtone, to him oomcth all things. Tin* 6 Mon . _ g:4j 9:04 type Of mioa i. tie om who » » leodei; who gothen otmit him o luge ; yo... _ , : ii ,:40 following is biuineu. politicol ond tocial life. He n the good mixer, who » Wea. . >:tj ie : ll i, onmlly the heed of hi. oommunitj in prertige, or nt the hend of hi, » T*-”" count,, or .ute or notion. Mow if r>« >>•*' b “" wondering how the ^ other fellow does it s»d st tiie same time wondering why yon can't do it, 8ua ,. 20 1; jj forget it. Yon may not have the social mind, and yon cannot cultivate or j S M on. _ 2:36 2:46 develop it Social minds are those of pers-nagt* like the late Theodore 14 Toes.

Roosevelt and the Ute Lord Hordiff.

A little self-analysis is a good thing. Why not measure your type of

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16 Wed. _ 4:46 , 16 Thurs. 6:30 17 Fri. _ 6:34

18 Bat. . 19 Sun. 20 Mon.

. 7:26

8:16 9:08

8:86 »:37

wwimi by the classifications developed by Professor Johnstone?

What type of mind have yon. anyhow?

A DISGRACE TC THE CITY n Tu€- #:8$ 1#;M

Improvement everywhere in Sea Ule City—houses painted, grounds :: Wed 10:48 11:28 ffcp alterations and additions and new buildings. 23 Thurs. 11:41 12:16 But stm-in the very center of the dty: at the gateway of the town— 2« Fri. —12:27 12:27 the diagtneefuL dirty, unkempt railroad-owned property is without change. 26 Sat. _ 1:26 Ye* there U a change; every day there i* a change. Every day it get* a 26 Sun. _ 2:23

little dirtier and a little more slovenly locking than the day bdore.

Where are our City Comnussionen on thi»? W* ‘

of Commerce?

Thi* property is MOT used for railroad purposes. for milfOoA pmp-r. *- ~'— J —" —

' Mon. _

Where is the Chamber 28 Tu«. _ 4:06

29 Wsd. _ 4:61

It is not necessary 30 Thurs. 6:81 But the railroad will not sell it, and will not im- — 1

L W.

p. m. a. m. p. m. 6:20 12:16 12:22 6:68 12:86 1:04 fr:82 1:13 1:44

1:49 3:23 2:23 2:00 2:66 3:21 3:26 4:16 4:02 4:68 4:42 6:46 6:26 6:38 6:42 7:2fii 7:68 8:41 8:10 9:61

4:00 10:14 10:38 6:04 11:14 11:32 6:03 13:10 12:16 6:60.12:26 1:04

7:63 1:16

2:04 2:66 2:48 4:41 6:26 6:23

1:36 7:32 2:32 8:30 3:26 8:26

4:16 10:18 10:34 6:06 11:07 11:11 6:46 11:62 12:00

1:66 2:48 3:39 4:30 6:24 6:18 7:11 8:06 8:66 9:46

She sung louder then Mrs. Flicker, who leads the choir tn church. After she sung she closed her mo wouldn't open It to talk to enybody. Mom sera she sings In Opery. seys she’d make a good wife. Mom seya. “Just becux she slnga.' seys. "It's not the singing M's the training she kin keep her mouth Maybe Mom wuxn't sore, but she must of tried training fer she

didn't sey anything.

At the end of the peerade wuz a wagon. It seys "Vote for George RedPop seys. He's practising how to finish last fer election day." Then the band plays an' the peeple dance, also the four swell gurls thet lafed at Pep. They stopped playing dance tunes and played a waits. Pop seys. "Cum on Mom. show 'em yu wux the most popular gurl Squedunk afore I married yu.” Gee. Skinny, meybe I wuxn’t surprised how Mom kin dense. She can slip around ezy like she had grease on her feet. Sum peeple seys, "Ain't they graceful." Pop must of heerd them fer two buttons busted off his vest. The band stops an' 1 heerd Pop whisper to Mom. “Yer like wine, the older yu get the sweeter yu are.” Mom kin da lafe quiet like an' seys. “Stop. George.” but I seed her klcda rqueexe Pop an' everybody wux happy i* we had an oyster stew at Harris.' >p seys. "An the Methodists are agin dancing.” Kin yer beat it.

Tough Lock Said Insurance Agent Sapp—"But. madam. It's a shame to let your husband's life insurance lapse." Lady (over wash tub)—'TH not pay another cent. I've paid regular for eight years .so' I’ve had no luck

yet."

Fine Art of Quitting The world despises every kind of s quitter—except the orator, preacher or news or ad writer, who knows how to quit when his message Is delivered. Such a quitter Is a boom rnd a benediction to a weary world, slopping over with - rbosity. Fooled Him •The thief took my watch, puree, my pocket book. In short, everything." "Bui 1 thought you carried a loaded revolver?" •1 do—but he didn't find that!” As Extremist ‘Mrs. Exe Is a great stickler for form and ceremony. Isn’t she?” •1 should say so. W1 y. that woman would Insist on dreealng up to entertain an Idea.” One reason m fellow doesn't attract much attention after he Is dead is the ad Isn't changed often enough on his tombstone. An erudite young man has Invented an Invention, reports the Toplka Pink Rag. He has placed mirrors at the Intersections where collisions ■are likely, with the Idea that a motorist may see s car coming from 'he side street. As s matter of fact, plains the Ray. the motorist a him--elf coming at himself—and has

s flu

Home Humor Wits (Just returned from movie*): The picture was wonderful, all about s young couple who were marrooned on a desert Island with nothing to

Sarcastic notices to employ**,, apt to be conventional and fort** their humor, but the following, w a nearby plant, contain* a element in Itn conclusion: New Rules to our Employ***; ^ requests for leaves of abseare os count of toothaches, severe coldi, minor physical ailment*, and os count of church picnic*. w*d ilsc . and funerals, etc., must be hand*, the foramen la charge of your * part men t before 16 A. M. ot> ^ morning of the game."

Positiv^lktlung

"A bribe, sir? The;'* an

• to do thi* (or

mt is a tyiu * friends: ’

siderailon?”

'Suits me. V more or lam. betwi

He who swells In prosperity vg shrink In adversity. Scientists say the earth is rool^ off slowly aad la these hectic an exchange mops Me brow i phorlcally and heartily agrees. Conan Doyle tells us that t can take his favorite horse with to* to heaven, and now Just one' Sir Conan, how about one aoti will the old tag go there? A man with push can get then, but It takas the men with chvutn to stay there. The former valet of Ei Charles of Austria has come to lea to look tor a Job "equal rank rifi hir former oaa." Sorry. th«j*i nearly all been coaverted into pe

ages now.

Hub- Why didn't they eat the

stop the train. I oat of the window.

there Is s switch this side ol tl next station. "What woald you call s mzn vh hid behind a woman's skirt*:

Chicago children sheep gUads to build brains, which Inspires the folk-rtf Mary bad a little lasnb: She ate a gland one day Now "Bla, bla. bla. bla, bl*. th. is all that

e it

Perhaps condemnation proceedings by the City, to convert the property into s public pari would help. Or maybe leu drastic fiction will ac-

complish the result

But for goodness sake SOMEBODY DO SGMETH3HG. This condition has obtained for several yean, and it is an ABSOLUTE. UMQUALIHED DISGRACE TO AMY DECEHT. CLEAR. RESPECTABLE COMMOD-

ITY.

AS. STR0HG AS CONCRETE

William 1. Runyon * pledge oa the State highway construction issue is one that is perfectly satisfactory from start to finish. The Republican candidate for Governor is no engineer, but he must have consulted the soundest of authorities on road building and road economics before he promised, if elected, to stand for these very definite principles. Foundations of main roads of the Bute highway system to be of cement concrete or reinforced concrete. The repeal of that section of the home rule act that prevenU open competition in counties or paving contracts. The repeal of the county reimbursement act. under which the patent paring intoresto have been able to pave links of the Bute system with material that increases the cost of the highways above the proper limit The removal of the present But' Highway Commission and the substitution of a nerr body of not more than three members of the highest ability and reoognued character - Newark Mews. THERE IS hardly any need for the TIMES to re-iterate its stand in thr election next Tuesday. The TMES is in support of the entire REPUBU CAM TICKET from Frelinghuysen down to Foster ft confidently betieves that the men nominated on the Republican ticket are best qualified from both a business and political viewpoint to administer the af airs of the State and County. There is no excuse why a Republisan voter this year should cut his ticket in any respect aad there u no reason why he should MOT vote for every Republican nominee whose name appears oa the ballot

PEOPLE OF OUR TOWN

SKEETER. P. 8. When we got home an' we tuk off our coats a lot of confetty fell on the floor. Instead of making us clean it up. Mom aeya quiet like. “George, does thet rcmlpd you ol anything:" An’ guess what. Skinny. Pop didn't say enytblng but Just hugged her an' give her a kin. Ain’t thet a funny one. A tiger to the lion said: "How like a fool you roar. A terrible noise you do make Until the air is sore.” The Hon to the tiger said With a twinkle in hi* eyes: "Friend, 'hey call me King ol Besets. Why? Because 1 advertise." A rnbbli overheard the pair Roar too. be ibougbi he'd try. Hl» roar proved -Ms: a little squeal A very faeble try.

A CLEAN ECONOMICAL HEAT Dcmt worry atoag with aa old fastuawed oil store, stress yourself about the price of ooaL USE ELECTRICITY. It ia

turn m the switch at aa> hour, day « light Electric heaters dan be purehaaed at prim ranging from $7 sp from any electrical supply dealer. They are just the thing to take off the early mering chill from bed room, nursery or bath.

M. M. SOFRONEY Director Department of Highway* a«l Electricity

A (>

rd Ibr little squeak

Thm at* dinner la :i» w^oda. > leuMcbor. «-br« you advertise B<- aura you bats the goods.

It's Get tin*' *n Too eaot 'ell « there * a fib— »n town nay «k*«v. sloe, the Younger get have taken t«. Drea* Ing like Actor* Kur-tkillar «»tere.su* Ssve Ihe-Tlvch gull a. Ad«Ui*-A|i|d-Collar* and Clarvucr MareUmaliov : .isir.Part! Goah, wbat Next?

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