HARMONIOUS CONSISTENCY

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“CVmslstency, my aon, has j So With the fitness of things.” “I don't know Just what you mean." “1 will give you an example." “Yes. sir—" “A freckle-faced girl in a polka-dot dress, leading a coach dog."

If She Ware Teacher. Little Girt—If I was a teacher Td Biake everybody behave. Aunty—How would you accomplish that? Little Girt—Very easily. When girts was bad I'd tell them they didn't look pretty; and when little boys was bad Td make them sit with the girts; and when big boys was bad I wouldn't lat them sit with the girls.

Taking HU Timel Bf—C-c-can you g-g-fet B-B-Bright-oo fcr m-roe on the telephone, p-please? And how m-much will It b-be? She—Fifty mile*—IS pence for three minutes. “W-wocld there b-be a red-d-duetton tor m-me. d-do you tb-thlnk?—London

MOSQUITO FIGHTERS WILL i n haB made ln clearing up

MEET IN ATLAHTIC CITY mosquito breeding places, the chief of which In this atate Is the salt The foes of the Insect which made marsh, considerable areas “* **•" New Jersey famous, organised as the marsh-lands still remain

New Jersey Mosquito Extermination drained. This convention Is expected Association, will meet this year at to reveal ImprovemenU In the meththe Hotel Ambassador. Atlantic City, ode of drainage which promise the February 14th to 16th. early completion of the lob. and

Prominent scientist* and engineers which are expected to hasten the day

who have made a reputation In mos- when the goal of the antl-mooqullo quite control work In this country folks, "a mosqultoleas state.” will be

and in foreign lands will appear on reached, the program, according to an an- —

nouncement made by the secretary, 1 Dr. Thomas J. Headlee. Entomologist of the New Jersey Agricultural Experiment Station. Chief among these will be Dr. Leland O. Howard, of the

How Times Have Changed

By Amo* Tash

wu be Dr. l^ndaHowaro.o,^ toft; wh£ ^ clSture; Md^Joseph A^LePrince. Se- could take an old. thin dime and go nlor Sanitary Engineer of the United and have a fancy time. I can rememState* Public Health Service, who her when two bite would shock a converted the Panama Canal Zone bell-hop Into fit*, and when you from an almost uninhabitable malar- cou ,d produce a half and even make

lal swamp to a healthful and whole- a bar ber laugh.

some home for Amerltane. Others on j ^ remember when a plunk

man, P Director*of the*>Jew J^y^- -

rlcultural Experiment Station; Dr. of porte. ouae or let you go and have T. J. Headlee; Arthur Gibson, Ento- a seat at . -'me good ahow. I can remologist for the Dominion of Can- member wh -n two bucks would buy ada; Eugene Wlnsblp. Sanitary En- f or y 0 u a bn.ce of ducka. and when, glneer for’New York City: Samuel T. ,, _ ou ^uid t h 0 w a “V” you were In

Sealy. of the Connecticut Agrteultur-

al Experiment Station. “»d George And j can e>n remember when I X; S r“ri3; suffer- o%«Hh. Pfo-Olr «**''■»> * “ a Chief Inspectors of the mosquito ex- on a modest twenty-five for one^

termination commissions of the dlf-

whole month l*d atay alive, when a bird had fifty beaaa «• nan a fortune In his Jeans A hundred be tries was a price beyond the dream of avarice. I've seen the tides of commerce flow. I've seen those money* come and go. They used to be s husky bunch and e'en a nlekle packed a punch. Yes. I remember when a Jit had quite a lot of kick to It. There's Just one answer to be told—I must be getting pretty old. Carfare For hours they b""'. oeen together In her parlor. The moon cast l*s tender gleam through the window on the young and handsome couple who sat strangely far apart. He sighed, she sighed, finally: •T wish I had money, dear.” he said. "I’d travel.” Impulsively, she slipped her hand into his; then, rising awlftly. ahe sped out of the room Aghm*. be looked at his hand. In his palm lay a nlekle.

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HOLIDAY EXCURSION February 22

Washington’s Birthday PHILADELPHIA Lem See We Citj «a nfnlei b«i» , _ ,^3*^ ^ Connecting with Special Train at Baa lal# Junction Returning, leaves Philadelphia (Market Street Wharf) 7:tS P. M. SALE OF TICKETS REGIUS FRIDAY FRECEDIMG ZXCBBWB Additional Excunioni to Philadelphia Sunday*, April 15 aad * PENNSYLVANIA R. R. SYSTEM THH ROUTE OF THE BROADWAY LIMITED -

ferent counties of this state and mosquito workers from Long island, will also contribute to the prog. m. Wilfred A. Mancbee. of Newark, president of the association, will be

in charge of the *

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