CAPE MAT COCTTT TUBS, FRIDAY FEBRUABY 9, 1928

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BEPORT OF SECRETARY SHOWS PROGRESS FOR 1988 Bcvort of Oo«ob Cit-» Clamber of Commeroe for tke Tear

Rani Dream is Fubioa The Ctrl stood on the wscon deck. Her feet were *rowln* bunions; She wore no Isce around her neck And her breath it smelled **

Following Is the report filed by Secretary Leroy Howe, of the Ocean mty Chamber of Commerce, of the actlTitles of the Bureau of Information and the Chamber for the year

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In sobmitUns my report for the .jar IMS. I hare divided It under three headings- ^formation Bureau. Secretary's Office, and Achievements. Information Bureau December 31. 1M3, m%rked th« closing sf the third year the Chamber of Commerce has operated an Information Bureau. In 1M0 and 1131 the Information .Bureau was mors or I— of a season proposition. It war kept open the enUre year of 1M2. From January lat until November IFtb. the Bureau waa located on the second floor of the Maaeey and Edwards building, at Eighth street snd Ual avenue. It was then moved > 103 Eighth street. In the Kuebu where it Is now In operaThe new location le much suitable being near the board and adjacent to the Intersection o trolley lines. The Bureau has equipped In such n manner as call forth many favorable eomThe work of the Bureau for the been varied, and I feel that Bureau has been of valuable asto the visitors and the resits of the resort, summary of the year's worla mb the figures obtained from an Italy kept file, prove most - These figures m»y under the folio wing

She was a picture of the farm. The tan had klseed her freckles,

She etood In slleuce for a while. My gase. It was then thwarted. Her apron strings were tied In

warted.

Sh* was no flapper of this dsy. Her hair it bong In braldlets; She was used to ^Itching hay. And tan. ahe wore for bracelets. If this dear girl should fall In love. And seek to change her fashion; She'd be a sticker I am rare And not the one to maah on. Judge; "Why do you want your name changed, madam?" Applicant (Pathetically): "P Your Honor. It'a LUsle Tlnford. The Episcopal bishops say the behavior of the young o nee from their desire to be natural. Ain't Nature

grand! '

But ]ost think how long Methi Lah might hare lived If there had been somebody to remove hla tonsila.

and his appendix.

Little Bo-Peep, she lost her sheep. How careless not to mind 'em For Bo-Peep ha<J no TIMES ad That would help — *“ *

Idrearee Furnished . satlons for 1

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Information — received from Cape County Advertising

lulrles for Hotels. Board.

May

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ind Books Distributed _ I Estate Inquiries

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Nobody Is In a position to say that the girls of 40 years ago would not have enjoyed the opportunities of display afordsd by the short skirt.

One of the straOgest things In the arid, observes Ima Nutt, Is why omen are so much more Interested

la shoes than Is feet.

If the crusade to prevent the Upflag of hat* during cold weather suc0 It wUl bt the first anU-tlpplng

Daddy? S^Evei\ii\£ Faiiy Tale gywsN bomb* OTHER BIRDS . have still some more birds - want to tell you about this evening, commenced Daddy. "We like to bear of them." said Nick. "We dont mind bow many birds yon tell ns about.” “Ob yes," said Nancy, "and U make* ns feel as though we were meeting so many new friends to bear of lots and loo of different birds. “It seems so wonderful to think ot bow many the*'* are In the world. “Gracious jjs, there are lots of eatnres In the wi id an£ so msn> e never so much as hear of and yet they're Important. I gui«." -Yea," said Daddy.” snd all of them just as Important to themselves, I'm sure, ea we are to ourselves. “So 1 will tell yon of a few. more birds who were In the great Wrd boose of the xoo, where there were creatures from all over the world. -There were three toucan bird* with great green end white and yellow beaks which tbdy held op In the air They were d reweed in green and bine and black with red touches between their wings -They sat side by sMe of s water rank and they would take sips of water and then look up In the air again. Yon can never mistake a Tou can bird ooce you see one fer their seeks are what yon notice first and the birds yon notice afterward! •The Thrush family were there too. and the Thrush family live In almost aU parte of the world. It Is said, bot

New Zealand.

“None of them have ever happened

eetUe there.

"It Is rot because they do not eare for It there as they have never been there to find out, but it Is Just a hap ly bav j never gone

ON THE JOB Wmie—How Is the efficiency expert coming on at yonr office? Glllls—Fine. He was such a success for the boss that we employees hired him for a week. “Did he make good! "Did he? He showed u* a new way to beat the time dock, taught ua a lot of brand-new excuses for being late and how to hook the hose' cigars without being caught."—Life.

■OT ALWAYS SO LONG

The Ruse. "Ir that an Interesting bock you are readlngT asked the rvrulous traveler. “Why. yea." said the crafty old gentleman. rorefully concealing the title of the best seller be had In his hand. “This l* s book on relativity. Now. If yon hive sn hour or two to spare, ni explain the theory to you, *o—" But even as he spoke the garrulous tn vder rose from his seat and fled to the smoker.

Loads of Tims Yat ■Well. Harry," remarked Uncle cheerful!' as he came upon the small boy of the house busy In the front room, "good boy this morning. I hope?" Harry regarded the clock and perceived It was Just 11:30. “I don’t know yet nude." he said doubtfully. “There's half an hour

“I have broken a looking- glass. It means seven years’ bad luck. “Nonsense; . can’t always be so. 1 knew a woman who broke a mine* and three days after she fell downstairs and broke her neck.—From

Kasper, Stockholm.

other birds do snd the Uttle ones always very different from '-be older

i Wwlw* of Fertiliser!

At ai iitrl priori of ra’

a (-!-( fertiliser c.% be delivered Into the County ore mixed for a total eeet of about tM-M. ,1 *

I in all case

lively substantia* r last year. It mlgh. bo wall to mtloB the fact that the voli ■ will be Increased almost ISO

mL with the

rOurtM the nl/of Jenna* m-

nertte. or about 31 per ccuL on the | to the Waldorf Astoria la Ms* mmm»r invested.

. upon request

mtrose. Colorado.

May

mt by the laf ion with the

During this month (•• let- ■ and booklets were mailed broad i connection with a Chamber » ad'ertlslns campaign. *>t/-four personal letters to the

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' the New York American, elphla Public Ledger. PI i Record and the "Ask ' Agencies al Washington. D. various Other points. T i booklets were mailed to Day-

the various railroad cotntbe United Stales brought lies asking for Ocean Clt?

. with whom we have

I 'nformation Bureau furnished Ocean City penants and t advertising matte' to the NaDclatlona Convention a!lion In t>e Grand Central New York. November S9th The Ocean (.Tty Hotel i bed s booth in the

SOME GOOD MAIN iMBHEB. What to have fer tho chief dish 1 meet Is often s problem. Borne Ui try this:

salt porhmsy be need. Cook the pari and cue cupful of finely ml celery and one large onion ml—' in the port fiac Fry the steal both sides In the bot fat. add all u> the kettle, blend two tablespooofula of the fat. pour

“Usually three or four or five little brush eggs burnt forth Into Thrurh rdllngs and they learn that favorite family food * that of taeecta.

gales, too. In the soo, and outside i meritnye whistled from time to time.

The keeper In the bird bouse, tee. was telling people of (he Herons from u cruel people take aigrettes for

could heve the. hmn to wear

The Father—Tou told me that he was worth millions, and so I gave him yonr hand, of course. Now that you are married I find that he Is as poor as a church mouse. What did yoo mean? His Daughter—Well. pope, he woo worth that to me.

GIVING TO THE POOR

Mr. Mnltlrox—It cant be possible that yoo spent twenty thousand dol-

BUs Wife—I certainly did. I w two committees and had to have new

THE POINT OF VIEW

THE EXPLANATION

•ry. yet he declares that he never feels so oomfertsbls as when he la snugly settled In hie library." -Oh, thefe net surpr!-*-beetoeee M a fettflng bed.*

OUT OF LUCK

The Bride Shape. -What Is thl* stuffr "The dealer calls It

1 should have thought Its odor would have deterred yon from bringing It Into our happy name." "He suggested It over the telephone.

Assistance Not Appreciated. Lady of the House—And you are going to leave me. Lena! I who have been so nice to yoo! Haven't 1 always done -t least half of your wort? Lena—Tee. that’s true. Mrs. Daly, but you have never done the wort so that It satisfied me.

-My face Is my fortune sir* *«

Positively Vulpar. "When did you first begin that the gentleman burglar waa not as poUrhed as he seamed?" “Shortly after we became acquainted." said the eminent parlor detective “Whenever the subject was mentioned be referred to the police conveyance as the ‘wagon.’"

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Mr. Pester—The gcraplelghs are gn'ig to sell all their household of-

fsets at auction next week.

HI* wife—I’m going around to bid on thetr parrot Pd dearly lova tc know what they call each other In

the privacy of their oome.

DOMESTIC POLITICS

-They Bat BMe by BMe.wearing not only aigrettes bot the lives of loving Uttle mothe.> and newly-born babies If they do so.’ Ter as Nancy and her *>lrd {Sub knows." Dedd; continued, -the ' grettaa are taken when the Urtle c

and the mothers are not paying atitlon to anything but their yoonx. •And then they are taken advantage of and killed and the little ones left to *Umvo—end people wear algrotse* ea their hate as decorations I They wear birds of Paradise feetb arm too. And they ore taken from the MnD when they are matlnt and dancing la the trees with happioee* Tea when they are a few years old and their feathers ere perfect—b*' lug awaited each year end cared f-i their plumage to make U beautiful toi •heir mates thro people want to w*ei “And when they are la love end hap py end heve no fear fJr their been* ate toe fsU of Joy—U to (ben that the; ere shot down. Tea Notary, my child, yoa are dcin. a splendid wort wbeo you get other children to promts* they’U never we»i aigrette* or Birds of Paradis# feathers when they grow tpK

-Whet la the world ere you staring at that married couple so Intently for?" asked on- young woman of an . other nu the tQda. "Ob!" —n* the other girl with a I a sigh “It’s so natural for

I el ways cootie that I admired. 2nd ex-Dough boy: Admired I let e«-Doughbey: Vael They stuck with us through the thick of the fight and they never wont A. W. 0 w

Mra Homebody-Ar* yon reeHj planning to throw your hat In (be rtag In the mayoralty contest? Her Husband—That Is my lutcntloa. Mra. Homebody—Tl»eo you’d bet let use yonr Old leal summer'* straw hot Instead of your good felL Hotnetme might steal It. AT THE HUB *

Mahdy—He'-'.us. yo’ sll knows del y«f remind me of dew dere flyln’ me

| into the city may register his | Amat tow i ureeu It to also roe- 1 -ot Inti a ■ t the Information Su ng water and « morr pubiicity by the into they a*» t | of cards la t i. local trolleys, railroad '*•« w«h salt s , and betels. | lay roil the t

Boat Time u View Meteera More meteors are eeeo la the earl ■ morning hours ptecudlog dawn than st any other time. We are then o>. the forward side of the earth and *•• vre mure likely tn amet meteors mu' tng In the usrwl west to eeet dir.that Meteor* that ere eucoewevdaring tho night ere moving -a '.hr retrograde wr e««t to west dtrortl* or else are overtaking lk-> earth to Its orbit, which happen* more rarv ly. For this reason meteor ubeer> Ing to pert lew *erty ouNed le those wto. { are ahnwd Jaw befme dew* tk.e*et

Teacher (reviewing)-Now. Cyrus whet to the OtfTwwace between god. end detrlgod* ? Cyrus (broker's soa)-

'•We did. bu: I borer got around t.« j

NOT THE WAT ITS DONE

Mother—More pudding. Wstdol I Tour eyes are bigger than your atom-

{ ach. chud.

tie Waldo—That doeon’* seen reasonable, mother; let us experiment snd elliier establish or disprove the a» section definitely. NOT AN IDEAL LOVER

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A Shell Oemc Mother—Molib}. whet did yen do irith >our netsbetis In the trsmcuv? fimsll Jto» I pul ’em In the o*er rout pocket o* the man I woe

If Twey'rs ProWp. LlttW Trudy dosing ut typewriter M l-le father, ■rthw) What make* typewriter, g t ««#» Fniin-keur masher.

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