CAFE MAT COTOIT TDm, FBIDAY, APEH 80, 1988

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It*» Stdf. It*» Staff

Tl* mmj enough to be pleasant While burning the boulevard; But to smile all the while

While plodding a mile

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The other day an Ocean View man in a friendly chat with a neighbor, among other things, asked him If his

„ - - , »lfe did fancy work. "Great Scott." While others are HIDING—that’s he exclaimed, "she won't even let a b * nl - I porous plaster some into the house _ _ , . *~ without crocheting a red border ^ Co ?*® bzak «*ount must be v.ound it and running a yellow ribgrowing better and better in every bon through the holee ”

Lady of as you say. why A Sad Hobo—‘ hlaa. blind."

We have learned that one of these cheese cloth dancing academies has been opened in the Toeemtte and it assumed that there to no objection to letting a mountain peak. Nothing Hse Matters Give a girl a string of beads and i pair of earrings and she feels all dressed up. The bulldog wias because he hangs

A Ton Pastor—"Don't you touched them rather * morning?” Deacon—"X don't knon haven't counted up yet."

One of our friends who new neighbors says they are very sociable. "Why the first day they were In they sent the boy over to borrow our radio

"The fans.” says the sport page, "are hopeful.” They always are. That's why they're fans. When the modern girl has not otdnplexlon she will make up for it. loot debts make short friends. There are very few statues of women In America, as no statue can be a speaking likeness. The main trouble about wUd women to that they don't shoot that way. There's many a slip 'twlxt the hip

The life of a f 5 bill to said to be abcat ten months, but we have never known any of ours to tost that long. When some people get polite you wonder what they want.

That Hour was never thrown away Which, spent in Planning, saved a Day.

Why does a man brlni home his sorrows, but celebrate hi? foys downtown? Ford ought to put np a rattling good campaign for the Presidency. '"That new house of mine Cost a fortune." "Stucco?’’ "You said It!" Don't you feel like a boob wh<*n you see some other fellow do the thing you gave up as Impossible?

There was a young girl named Minnie, By nature fearfully skinny. She grafted a pad To each bone she had. And today she's as plump as a guinea. Thi- yar like moei all others that have gone by. will be just what we make it. There Are Several of Him What makes me peeved and want to fight. Is that queer Mister 8o-and-8o; I'd like to swat him with my might. He always answers; "Yes—and

no!"

Rhode Island to planning to spend an Immense sum on good roads. But ll to hard to see bow she can spend very much an<* keep the roads.In the

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Little Johnny—"What’s tmektoa?” Ditto, Bthal —"Humph! Don't you know? They's whisker seeds.'* It to claimed twt married people live longer than single people. Perhaps It only stems longer.

There to a Ing as fat ae a flddte and being as Ught as a from. Pretty Cleso "Is her leg broker* "Naw, we found fl.4fi In her sock.” "Will yon be true to me when I wn gone?" "Yes; but dent be gone long Doc Stannnrd ears if you would talk without interruption ehooee *» your subject the man to w! are talking. Everything that was eve pliihed In this world wee achieved with the seme equipment you po* According to the underwear vmtoemeats, only the slim young ladies undress in public.

waist man might hava been abl get along without aa elbow. You any have noticed that new eUver dollars have treads like auto tires. This makes it poeMbH for them to travel feat without skid ding. Don't look for trouble unless you know what to do with it when find it.

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How soon will there be an Arcola famine? ■v-V) YOU KNOW that tba graat daJL/ mand far haadng aqmptnom prevented 5,000 homeKjwnen from getting Aacou In the Pall of 19211 Yet the /ear three timaeaainanrhomae are being built. We can make no more Aacotaa now than in 1V21 hecauee the taevoriee are already filled with arden for larger Ideal BoOan. Everything pointa to an onpracadentad Abcola famine the Fall. Fleam help ua to avdd disappointing you. Aak year Heating Contractor to give you an estimate today. Aak him to explain jolt bow Abcola fiBe every room with healthful radiator warmth and pay* far hard In the foal it A

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STYLE THE MEN OF ACTION WANT Spring style; youii find the best sf it in our clothes and men’s

The mew three-button sacks; the ‘op coats and Horfciks are all -p-to-the-minute.

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112 East Main Stroet MILLVILLE, N. J.

M. W. Cor. 6th and Landis Ave. VINELAND, N. J.

Ole BACTERIOLOGIST

—whose specialized knowledge safeguards the health of the community.

Clean milk, pure water, - foodstuffs—upon these resto the health of the community. That’s why their wholesomeness is passed upcu by that specialist—the BACTERIOLOGIST. If our health must be safeguarded by such specialists ss the Bacteriologist, our business health insured by experts like the Efficiency Engineer, the C. P. A. and the Lawyer—isn’t it good business to make sure that our estates will be handled by specialists, tool Most of us struggle all during our

iires to get together a little money to make life easier for our hein. Then, what do we do Die! Oftentimei without a Will—sometimes leaving me. but appointing an individual as executor and trustee. How much better to make our sound business sense live after us—by appointing an organisation of special) ft; skilled in estate management to direct our property. This organisation, for instance, which has just acquired ite fiftieth year of experience in this important work.

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