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GOOD BAM SEB^ICK • n la worthy of attention that may of the banka recently gare « to fol>» who bad trouble maklasavt their <neo*e t unexpected aarrtea that waa greatly appreciated. In aome town the banka commlaaloned a competent employee to devote hie entire branch of wo for the aerrlot This proapta the Rad Bank Begieter to obeerre that aarrlcf of thla kind may not bring any direct return to the bant but It makaa banka ap pear more Him huaac Inetltutiooi and leaa like coM-Okmd^d propoel Hens out to make money and noth J- • else. It makaa the* human. Hting parta of the to—man tty

number of Ini latmii** wbkJt are offered are all right, bnt there h scarcely a by glib

WOMEN who hare ventured Into Pollute are learning that It la not exactly what you would call a sewing party. Politic* dlaregarda sex It la a game where they treat ’em rough. Mra. K. F. Felckert. leader of the New Jereey Republican women. is the drat martyr to the cause She U quite disgusted with legislative methods and politics In general: Being a woman, she thought she entlUed to more respect and greater HberUes than un ordinary man durthe recent legialalive sc—ion and she refused to follow the parliamentary rule*. The presiding oncer wasn’t at all gallant and treated her me any mere man would have i treated. He had her removed. Felckert took It as an Insult, a kt upon the fair sea. and has beea having raeolutlou passed In all quartan calling down the wrath of tea oa the Republican leaden. Her action rather strengthens the old saying that beU hath no fury dw com— another thorn In Mrs. kerfs weak aide. Her crown as ehieftalna— u threatened by Mrs. Age— A. 8cbermerbom, an Aaaem'Otnan from East Orange, who htiS been urged by lota of men andi inn to Aght Mrs. Felckert for the vioe-chslrmanehtp of the Republican state committee. She has announced that she la la the fight. Bo It would seem that the modern oman has plenty of trouble, granting rocking the cradle is act

cne of them.

IS LEFT wobth uvnra? CLARENCE Derrow mad a teacher of phUoeophy named W. J. Durant. a debate la Kansas City the other evening oa the old question: life werth living." The tact that death is Inevitable wan perhaps the ! argument advanced by Mr. Derrow. who took the aegaUvealde. This really si in like an argueat ter the affirmative If life ■re not worth living we should all be glad that death Is Inert tank and

hopefully forward to the bis—ia certainty of relief, li Indeed we did not take stage to kastea It To any that life is not worth living be—as va ire obliged to leave It is )lks —nag od bee ao appeal I It will grow into age. However. Mr. Derrow had t something, being seat ter that jM' I Be probably would

Aunt Em Golfs

Aunt Em sod if yu dont golf yu kant stay in society In Cape May County so she coaxed pop Into anting sum of his friends to take her golfing. Mom lafert. She said Em If yu really want a feller yu better

out of the i ton la required to a— the fallacy at this ergumanf The beaksm.

venting In stocks er eecurtti—. with which he Is not spending his advice of his banker er i rust worthy person. The doing a Urge eerrfee by making this offer sad the offer should be eppredated as well an used.

after thle the home of her co-worker, Mrs Lewis 8. Thompson, of k. burned. The third fire waa the home of Mia. Chari— A. Wood, of 'Mercer County. Ifs true Men fiddled while Rome burned, but he stayce home to do his Add! He w^a*t much of a hand to roam

difference whether the Math* open -periflcatlo— bill is genuine or eouatorfeit The commtaatwa has announeed that irtthlc Its Judedietioa Patented pevtag materials upon u bieh royalti— must he P»id are tabooed. kt wiU not approve aay roe tract requirtag fitato aid au«e by Ixwrds of freeholders which —*—

Pist- the u— of pa ten tad matsrtoP, »nd the ana- rnU will apply as to maintenance sad repairs. The patented pavaacut tatarasU wldeoUy hsd good reason tar th^r atrecuous Bght against the present Highway Coamtsaios. The letter of the eommtaolon to the Morris C aaty Board ° r freehoMera eoafiraw the wors. fears of the patented pavement men and their political friends and alllas. N ew Jereey has now Joined the numerous company of other States that nve refused to pay tribute to aa taclocking ring of paxentod i—vement " mpanl—, favored contract.r», merrenary officials and scrubby pollticlaaa While this ruling of the oommis•ion appli— only to counties aeekieg 8, *«e aid for ceeaty roods. It wll

THERE is so room la this busy world for the old-fashioned doctor who used to go around saying that tobacco *wea harmful to the human system. A Fn aero— with the meat that deleterious, la really beneficial—that tobadco contains anti qualities that prevent the derelopmeat of microbes la the h<

WHEN a Juror to drawn foi murder trial he kaay be naked If he is opposed to capital punishment But when a Juror is draws to pam upon the guilt of a bootlegger may not be naked If be is a prohibitionist op member of the AatlSalooc League. 1am— R. Nogaat, .oiutsel for aome alleged bootleggers. tried to work thle dodge but Judge ReileUb. in the federal court.

r, **ds la the I ' cstroetod by the e i that no more of the wtU g» to enrich Paving ►started ►'“tree of official rul off There to at laent

Btraage as It may seem. We never heard a dock, clack, cluck. They hatched — out by steam. They aay It's scientific. Aad 1 suppose tfe trw» But rd rather have e mother. Now. really, woulde’t your*

Oeorgrtte Eyelash. telephone oper •tor. breaks world s trilling renortl. taking two aad one-half minutes to

Pop got a couple who aed they were expert goUars Pop aad Aunt Em an me the Wildwood Golf Club, me far a caddy 1 —a caddy to what yu 11 a baggage smasher In the city. On the way down to the Club one of the expurts give cm some advice. They sure do give plenty of this. He said the first thing yu should do to dcvr'op yer form. Em wanted Pop to drive back home. Nullfea aa v-e got there they give us a card with rul— on. They try to caeo play golf. Yu kin toll that by the

rul—.

ladles with high

stay on the Club House porch. Mea hav tne right over wom be allowed to play through. Ladi— ktuat not talk louder thee a whisper-when a man is prepared

to make a stroke.

la a •t'^iute over a golf ball, give fiton halt ~ —- —

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per. • Ladt— are torbtdden to swear except on the lake hole. Aay lady bnaklag a club over her husbands or a visitors bed will be fined *» *

1 gue- theta why the mcrnl— waat to play with thera wlvea A lady to entiUde thing her husband has. ex .

golf clubs. goU balls aad what# In ^Yu stmt from the tee and end at be cup It aounda like a drink bat guam they call ee that to make It

nmsc lee get tense. T Aunt Em tried it an gue— she didn’t concentrate. She got sore. Before we got done everybody got core. When we finally got done an back to the Clnb Pop aed ’’enyhow m bet nobody kin beat me at the Hth hole." Everybody lafed an looked happy until sombody red on the notice—19 th hole under repairs during prohibition. On the way home cne of the exports told Aunt Em ahe wux bit with the golf bug. She looked scared aa aed. •■where did it bite me?” but they only Ixfed. It moat ol bit her In several pine— tar I heard her call to mom the next morning to bring up the Sloans Liniment. Mom lafed an aed If Em gets Into society It will be

with stiff Joints.

And Still Some Birds Wonder Why Buxine*! is Bali “Is the office boy on duty to keep people away from me?" "Yea, air.*' “la there a bench In the hall on which busy men may alt while waiting to see me?’’ "Y— sir." , "Is there a hidden lock on the gate that leads into the outer office?" "Yea, air.” "Has the telephone girt been Inask all who call foi me

The Sentimental Sip

He sipped the nectar from her As neath the moon they aat. And wondered If another guy e’er

anyone to talk to her?' "Yea, air." "Is everything arranged here to nake It as difficult ea possible for people to transect bualne— iritis this

"It to."

"Good. Then I’ll go into my office and begin plans fo other people.'

Pifft Hiae WOODBINE EJS BASER ATT. FEVER BAD THESE DAYS Schedule for Games Are Now Arranged for Season Woodbine.—Baseball is the password In the Woodbine High School today. There seems to be a sufficient number of applicants for the two open positions, and It will be a hard question as to which player to select. But on the whole the pinspects look cheerful and agreeab’e. The boys are looking forward to the opening of the baseball season with great eagerness and great expectations. They feel again that this year they will find themselves leading the County Scholastic league and other gam— Sever member 0 f last year's team will again be fighting their beet to uphold the atandard of their Alma Mater. The boys held their first practice Monday and although the battery of last year's team ts ml—Ing. due to graduation. Coach Arthur J. Pelletier, former Holy Cro— atar. who la coaching the boys, predicts a prtvperous season. Alexenbtrg. last year's substitute pitcher, will take up the mound. Ho la six feet and three Inches tall and can surpass any pitcher in the County schools. HU fatnoua curves are extraordinary. Goldlnger, the star pitcher of last year's FT—hn .a class, will help Alexenberg to do the twirling. Feldman, who la getting hU information f.-om SI Perkins, the star catcher of the Athletics, will do the receiving. Lapldus will take care of first base. Levin, the school's best football and basketball player, will held down the second bag. RabInovltx. who will be remembered by bis long distance hitting, will play at short stop. Weltel will take care of the third sack. The outfield will consist of Captain Becker at center. Goldlnget at left and Eugene Becker at right, field. The substitutes are Danerhlrah and Immennan. The faculty has arranged a hard schedule and on April l?th will meet Vineland for their first game. Thla la the schedule for the Woodbine High School baseball team for the year 192J: Wednesday. April 4. Woodbine at Middle: Saturday. April 7. Woodbine at Pleasantville; Saturday. April 14. Middle at Woodbine: Tuesday. April 17. Woodbine at Vineland. Saturday. April £1. Wildwood at Woodbine; Saturday. April 28. Woodbine at Port Norris: Saturday. May 5. Woodbine at Ocean City; Saturday, May 12. Pleesantvllle at Woodbine; Saturday. May 19. Cape May at Woodbine; Wednesday. May 22. Ocean City at Woodbine; Saturday. Mar 28. Woodbine at Wildwood; Wednesday. Msy JO. Wooubine at Cape May; Saturday. June 2, Port Norris at Woodbine; Saturday, June 9. Vineland at Woodbine; Saturday. June 1«. open.

A little fairy Is a greet Joy In any home, but ehe's a bigger aa—t If dressed In gingham and muslin than would be In velvet and silk, iple cloth a make happy children.

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are what yu call fairways and rough. — - to far the wild pley- __ „ Then they hev bunken: they should call them banco—. They tuk some of the beach out of Wildwood an pot It thera They try to fool yu by calling It a sand pit. Bumbody sold there's more visitors In thet sand pit beach then tha same rhera Just to make fer golf ball makers. k The funny part is lasted of thanking yu. they soak yu a shot, st the ball fer going In. When we got to the lake there wux about fifty eeople standing around looking in. I thought they fergot there looking glass— hut when I got * could beer em talking like Billy Sunday talks to s crowd. They hev s lot of funny talk. If yu hit yer ball tu a stroke and if yu U Its a stroke. I sed when they ■d they ought to call em strikes to— there would be too many striking out. Pop sed the feller with the poor—t memory has the b—t * winning. Most of ths sn would make good ditch diggem. Every time they swing they move a bucket of ground. They hev turn funny rul— kin swear at yer club, eu— at the ball, eu— at call yer partner a poor should always remember only gentlemen play gelt Well we started out. One of the expuru sed watch me and do Just what I do. He got a pile of sand an stuck s golf ball on It Ho pr—sed his club tn back o? it then In front of it then looked In front an gelled four. He must of fergot me fer I made five. Then he moved hlr feot a bit and waved hto club over It. Then he took aim an made a big swing, an the ball never moved. Aunt Em sed "Oh I —nt do thet How can yu cum — do— without hit.'Ing it?" The feller looked mad aa aed “thet counts one.' Annt Em sed “now I hav to mi— It twice to beat yu.” Everybody lafed an Aunt Em got —re. Finally he did bit H an oh boy mebbe It dldr't go. So Asst Em» turn cure. The expurt iold her. "take a stance with the boll midway at right angl— with yer hind foot. B—t yer weight evenly between yer f—t. keep yer eye on »h* UU. swing in an arc. after yu hit the '—9 b< sure to follow threw, dr.nt yer shoulders, keep yer head 'Atwn. bend yer left kn— slightly, grasp ysr tlub firmly but dont let