EDITORIAL PAGE of the CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

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dlMOBIAL

DAY

Memorial Day to only * tyw oil end It ie time to glen a pe thought, or e UtlJe more than a ing thought, to thoae who hare the supreme eacrtOea la bake It of our country. The Qoeetloa arteee:

Will the bo ye who

the khaki to 1117 end 1911 ( their fallen

[ dehty throua^out the years to

> as did

colors in lltlt There to etlll Ml a flaall of the boys oC '%i. Jaat a a here and there, who SnfthfOltr tarry Ooeers each fey IMfe to the « terie* where ttohr cor.rs dee of «# years ego He brrteA. Than scarcely enough 07 them left to do the work, bat they have bean getting the asslstanca of the yoaag of the lata world’s *ar. It la a alee •entimeitU It shonU be ^oaUaaed. The young

■Ing this

10u per cent. tbiigaiion.

Attention la >Urecte£ to the fact thai Memorial Day

a day of pit

of respect to cur war heroes. Our people are forgetting. T1 line to vote a liberal bont tns and let It go at tiuU. «l»y :o many tneaaa only that it to a <l»r of )oy and pleaaur* The race vurse and lfee. ball g Sieater appeal than the M ‘mortal Da.c wa< not inlec-ied for «•••* things. It was am made a h-J- ‘- ty for »ny mk i purpoac. Uet m S" back to ths real purprwe of the >>ol " la r lath go fmy-Mty on

»ay.

TCMXT AID um uam. The majority of mankind labor t dor the Imyremlon that an acute BMmoty to a toga of well-being end good hoalth; and. on the other hand, that forgatfulnerr algal flee health Ihnare. Now we are told that the ooDvaraa to tree; that the art of forgetting to proof of robust health, and that one who remember* everything —eepeclaUy concerning the paaf Physically 1= a bad way. He who to strong and healthy forgets unpleasant things; be who Is not haunted by unpleasant trifles; "memory-strtek an- the medical oorreepoodent of The London Times calls the condition of such a oae. Likewise, tbs phyetoictaB says, a * * > to “cut down paoeea.- to aars on trivial things. Is equally significant of a physical eoi dltton that aoads medical attention In noma caaea. the physician admits, the view that a weakening of mdtoory to a sign of bad health to JneUflod: yet too much memory la far more significant at cnfltneea than too Httlo. Most of ns in robust health are lavetorate forget ter*. Curiously enough, too. ho say*. It to the unpleasant facts of our exist which. In them halyooa days. aHp i baring. We caaaot

adds greatly to the com for for, oa the other head, are It things without e Nature. Indeed. Ie kind healthy, the phystolas tor them; the sad

toy Ie near. Unhappily, this * lent method break* down at when .Ill-health begins Indeed of the very earliest eigne of unfitness « . v- « a. ^ Ot *»»•<&«£ declares Instead of acalng Dfe brightly and broadly, we begin to nee it In minute detail. Every tiny dob remains to haunt memory; ever false step to Inscribed on the hooka. Instead of looking forward—and m> overlooking the pant—we look back upon all the failures and worries and disappointments. That to the attlade of mind of the exhausted person. It can be seen any day In the directors of dsnltolng hens

Qua of the

toms to a desir* to “eot down expen dlt-re.” Every unfit man. ever

man. If a penny He to always sav

CAS YOU ikaghet

r -" 1 you imagine a large metropoi jton 10-Mory mercantile oo-.cern us * :u standing sard reading. "JOHN SMITH * CO..—Dry Goods *n«! Shoes. We solicit your patron- ***’" Can you imagine this? Can you Imagine each a concern «> even h:*e to be feegya tor ■—- h »" ornery. Uttla. good-for-nothing ad hk. tb*s* can you Imagine U? Can ynn glaa this kind of an orsanltation laying: “Oh. everyone ‘no** who w# are and where we are W ' don- t need to adverttoe“r Can you Imagine It?

Can you

beet was appointed traffic eo omit of sock a person was all

that was needed for the perfect town,

jtmbert meant well. He bete local ordinances and sUte

laws should be enforced and started

t Sn to e*»f0roe the law regardA woman parked her car on

wrong fide ot the street. He nailed her. Another lulled to heed the parking eigne and fire plugs. He head another uall. He rot after local cittoens. which was not the idee at all. The Idaa was to nail th» New York and PennsylvanU fellers. T*-e pinched people promtoed. The- said be was too fresh Bo the big men of the town called him off the tob end egeia the wheels of the Mg care move free and Sa**_ There are no scarlet fever togas aaysrhsrc m lbe tow- and no traffic officers <S*n-

toa to now a sate ptest to visit.

ouxintsw dsctoriM they had tried adventolag with these 2* cards and "tot the results prwvad advertising

*a» no good? * ur »> a thing?

■out of 1 .lie.see tons of raw material bought and cold or the New York CoCtes and Sugar Kxrhauge daring February only »«* had

The re-

ran ;

imagine thqs* Mg city

Mlow, putting M ar fId par month ‘■<»ertlMag “Just ie btop the ^-paper oaf? We tor-aaa

totog-.ne It?

U you cant—why aspect mrthoda to eueeow* i. —it.^ mutiitiwt- Your

‘etelllgew ,r »htoh

’ or y last ax thoroughly. The only ' hi y y°« lack to the “got-buey-aad-Br| -Pliit that ft takas to do aay,h *ng really blg — 'FFp "

Author Rausch. JO years old. -*ot mci killed himself at Union HiU be‘■t«e his ewsetfe-art threw htoi e«r. hk pocket w M found e faU-pegs «nrr from a New York yellow newbap^r eith this sonmtlon~ii heading; ■ Killed His Sweetheart TO Marry Her , H'tovau." It was a vivid aeeoaat ! “f murder of Mariea MaeLaroa. ^ octreas. by Harold VeaAastlte. wee no KgMgJPfSs’ll movis* the

But during that time the gamblers forced up the price of sugar to the eousemer J cents, axd the gougera. who aevei eaw e pound of it and only daUvei-ed 3*0 toae out of l.tfd.M* sold! Are we being robbed? Well, hg-

tbat ha ipy day. long «er. you could hand a

Hart. Joha-

boy a penny and say Me. rvo down to th

grouad?' Imagine offering a boy of today a peaay to do a small errand— or even « nickel: This to what yon-d gel; “Bay! Whereto get :hat stuff?"

There Is noeh an abundance of school teacher* In Pennsylvania and no many freak normal graduates that the Beard of education at Seed log has derided cot to employ married women ia the future. There are >ust ;wo roads opea to the girt teach-

Bfr Events in the Lives of Little Men ■AH' COHt RK.Hr Wet' n> toe voop-wee r \WIX NE.VtWHfc N*S /MflUTWHWAj LESSOH ft*- , STMWe MW I fBOW Smoot ;

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Km Anyone leudied

You always v

t to tell what

J to die rinteretoed type." Yon J enjoy the movies end you Uke , to pane oa ghat you enjoy It « to a bully thing to do. Most

• that you do oto can try te be , pome, tt* good exereiee ter J them. You are called low b ww i b> a lot of toft. Nevertutosm • thorn toft go to “mov.ee- and v apologise. The -roeur balls 5 are (all; more Uke them than t cooteas to Uktng Cham. i «

• the majority didn't

night 1 I ad la bar _ n said: “How pertoott ‘ it—Ie heaven Uke this? Or de the deed “tr.~i,v- -s .* heaven' Always and always reath- [ on and on. beyond paitoeUae that Is looser perfection to that perfection Uch. too, ends doubt r - —Annie Pike RECIPES FOR RAREBITS

'rake one and cne-haif capfuls of ilk. beat in e doable boiler, then add one cupful of cbeoae and etir un- ‘ - of cayat Worces•gg and let

ALL DOCTORS AGREE That a hearty laugh to the surest way to retain or regain s healthy disposition. Repd the OFFICE CAT and save doctor's bills. Little daubs of powder, UtUe ■pecks of paint, makes the little freckle, look as if it 'Mat. The ex-kalac.' isn't sewing wood jute new. Hto wife to away, and you oaa't Jo much sawing on a sardine diet. FLAYER HARO They cat on the piano bench. With one hand on the keys. "Now play with both your hands," she said. Why did the music cease? An Idealist to a man who can look at a pretty girl and not think annul bow much ebe costa. Shoot the whole works, remarked the Movie director to the new canera man. as be Mmed at the factory

teeepooofnl of

tsUapoocfol of eelary seed, ooe-fourtfe at a cupful oC cream and one-half cup- •=! ot American cheese; add aMt and

■mail grated onion, add tnc-halfUa-spoonful of dry mustard, tox drape of

of batter, add on. cupful of cbeew and ooe eupfal of milk; when tee ctiSMi* ir melted add one cupful of meshed baked wans, one beaten egg. mustard, salt -sd cayenne to taste Pour o»w

meet

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“VO’BJHC XP ? ! !CFY P taolu e caltta eahr”. — New York Time*' In reporting Senator Watson. As fitting a comment as could be

made.

Young BalMiuan: ‘Tm independent anyway. I take orders from no-

body."

It Is as good as an open picture book to tot behind a woman wearing one of these new Egyptian style waists, embroidered with funny little m*? and women figures. When to chu rch I do go A Sttle prayer I whisper low; I gay in accents soft, bat deep. “Wow I lay me down to eleep." Journal tom Jane says met. are like the moon; shine beet et night, and down to their lest quarter a good part of the time. Two hundred million pine are made every day. "Yet you can't find one when you want It." the maid in the grocery store, "Have you coffee tn beun. I Implore? Bald the Ud who was bright. "Take the stairway, one flight. Tbto to only the first, or ground

floor."

The one thtr.g worse then owing money you can't pay. to oelng owed j money you can't collect. | Being otherwise engaged many! I stenographer* are giving hotics they intend to quit about May Site.

ADDRESS DELIVERED TO A (Colored) COHGREGATIOH HI A Rif ATT. VIRGINIA PARISH

congregation a Because none of you ever die. I do not believe you love each other 'Because mince I have been here none of you have married. I know you do not love me because you have never paid my salary; All I have received to moldy fruit and i-otlen apples— "By their fruits ye ehMl know them.” Brethren I am going to a better place. 1 am going to be chaplain in the penitentiary. Whither I go ye cannot follow, but I got to prepare a mate for you. And may the Lord have mercy on your eoula. THESE DAYS "Dearest, pou are the light of my heart; the angel of my life. You are the only woman I ever loved. “Darling you are the best man on earth. And now that we’ve lied to each other, let's ptetend we're awfully happy!” * The old mother who ueed to cook “poke eallet" et this season »Z u>e year to l.eep the children In good health now has daughters who won't raise children. “A chicken never stops scratching because worms are scarce." I see there baa been a self-support umbrella Invented, but what I want, declares a contemporary, bluntly, to an umbrella that will boiler for help when my friends lay hands on It.

We are strong for science, but think It to unfortunate that every important new Invention keeps people up later. The old-fashioned boy who was whipped for playing warbles for keeps now has a son who won't even play matrimony for keeps. When a politician of the old school tries to come back be usually flndc that hto class was dismissed long

'Tm getting a lot out of this” said the girl as she drew the lucky ticket In the Real Estate contest'. Nothing to so bopeleee as trying to explain bow you came to forget your ' eddlng anniversary. My faith In the shimmy to not shaken, says a dancing master. But everything else to. If your Job only requires one aye. It to better to keep the other on the Job ahekd than the dock. Adversity often servee as *n Inspiration. The worm turns even more vlgourouely after It geta the

hook.

"Column right." remarked the bookkeeper as he sew the accounts balanced. There are only a few personc bull-headed enough lo risk a long conversation with a book agenl. A triend of our* whose girl bad turned him down was heard mourn' fully to dec lain, this tragedy of word* "She has went. Her has gone. Her hare left us all alone. She can never come to we. Ue can never go to It cannot was."

I Uncommon j! Sense ter=z|| a a SALESMANSHIP YE7HETHER you are taking orden ”” for thresh I uf machines or lift Insurance, or drawing a salary of tee dollars a week, you are a salesman. In the first Instance you are eelUnf somebody else's product. In the last you are selling your own. You will sell Uueshlng machines or life Insurance faxter If you know something shout them, and believe In them. You will sell your own sen-ices for a higher price If you believe In yourself. If the merchandise you offer to not worth the price you ask for It, you cant be sincere In yoor efforts to dispose of lb And If you do not absolutely know thtt your service* ere worth more than yon are getting for them, you will never be able to get more. All salesmanship that to worth anything to based on confidence. You will find It hard work to convince people of anything yon do not believe yourself. Before you make any effort to raise your own salary be sure that it ought to be raised. Compare yourself with other people doing the same work for tbo same wages. If they are better than yon are at the Job, don't ask for a raise until you have made yourself better than they

Your handa or your brains ere the commodity you have to dispose of. Make them Jnst as efficient. Jute as productive aa you can. UK-over and eliminate the faults mat sc-ep them from doing their beet. Work, si'idy, practice—bring yourself up to a higher point of usefulness. Then when you fcfln to talk about getting more money . ou will have an argument Believe in yourself Uioroughly and other people will believe tm you. But remember that y-m cannot etncereiy believe in yourself unless you are convinced that yon ran really produce more then the other men who are doing the same kind of work. (C to J»ho Bisk*.)

wteeaoroi THE ROMANCE OF WORDS “DUNCE" D URING the middle ages certain theologians were called “schoolmen" because they were taught In the cathedral schools and cloisters founded by Charlemagne and hto successors. At first these men were revered and looked up to. Their writings were the court of last resort; their opinions, authoritative Later, however, their works fell out of favor because the form of their speculation* was unattractive and their works were not written In classical Latin. There were some, though, who •till clung to the teachings of the schoolmen in general and to the doctrines of one Dans Scotus, a great teacher of the Franciscan order. Hi particular. Whenever an adherent of tte old learning would seek to holster np his contention* by referring to the work* of Scotu*. hto opponent would seek to alienee him with the rejoinder: “Oh. you are ■ Du unman.’ - or. more briefly. “Too are a Duns” an epithet of scorn which gradually found !t* way into the language with the § ■lightly altered spelling "donee". “ Thus It to that the name ot one of the best known doctors of the church, admitted a seen and Rharp-witted 'eacher. ha* been turned Into e by-word for tonpldtty and obstinate dullness. !e th, wk*,ier Sr&dlcat,. lac.) &WSS

THEY, OF THE HEHHA SEX Dear Office Cat: I’m sending Mong a tew little epigrams on the more deadly of the specie*. Here goes; Women remind me of a circus. Lou of ring* and bare backs. Never trust a woman thet will tell her age. A woman that will tall hei age will tell anything. A woman to like a clock. Pretty face, p ret it movement and hard to regulate when ehe get* out of order. Yours with the beat.—Ira* FMvver.

HAD THE RIGHT IDEA (From Hitchy-Koo, 1823 ) Ike Hickey: I’m going to sing you my favorite song. Tom Hickey: What to It? Ike: “Cm-pha." Tom: "Um-Pha?" How does It go? Ike: "Un-pbaever blow ing bub-

“Every Chinaman knows that eondented milk comae from contented

Dancing records don't stand still.cow* and that balls give tobacco.''