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EDITORIAL PAGE of the CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

CAR BAT noUBTT TIMES CoMolldited with vhe Bm bit Citj Htriew, rtbnmry, lilt WILLIAM A HAWEFT

OtntnU Manager

Publlthtd Erery Friday by the CAR MAT OOUBTT TIMES CO.

(Incorporated)

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“If If* lot is the It Didn't Happen'

SCHOOLDAYS THEM AMD BOW

Boys and glrto who attend school think they L_re It eery, eery hard. Indeed, a large percentage of them' look forward to the day when they ire the horrid old school room and be like other folks. Perhaps all of us can remember when we felt that way during our school days. Human nature doesn't change much In this respect. The dream of almost erery boy is to reach the age of 11 years and "be my own hoes." Yet there never was a time when the youth of oar land enjoyed more pleasant conditions to secure an edu-

OF JOT BIDES

The Urge number of Stata-owned motor conveyances and trucks la com Ing in for attention at the hands of Budget Commissioner John A. Reddan. who finds that the coat to the taxpayers last yaar for maintenance alone, of the State's fleet of auchl vehicles amounted to 9511.470. These figures are exclusive of the purchase price, equipment, depreciation and chauffeur's wages. The suggestion hoe been made that a central garage for State-owned ears would prove a medium of sufaptantioj oaring and there eenrai to he no doubt that, the

The schooling la proposed IcnoraUor would be beme-

free, the buildings are lighter, clean- flclol from the taxpayers' viewpoli

LEI TOO® EHObdH ALOFT.

The doctrine of the "new economic order" is *'«lng preached for and wide theoe days, but It la doubtful If any two of the person! who are engaged In the propaganda of radicalism can agree on what they mean by the “new

order."

There never has been a time in the history of the world when 'xmdttiona were Ideal, and It is doubtful If that ♦ime will ever come. There are undesirable conditions to be overcome, but experience shows that endutlnr progress comes through evoluUon,

not revolution. •

Teachers of communism prate a

great deal about the beaaflU that wilt come to the common people through adoption of their creed, but they are careful to avoid mention of Russia, ytifig’ which is the one great country In

which the bolabcviat syster

control. The results do not speak

well for it.

■“ There are morale In economics, and any system that Includes the confiscation, or appropriation without compensation. of the property of others is so opposed, to a sense of right that It cannot be entertained by persona - who have th- least spark of honesty la their makeup. Either ignorance or rank dishonesty is back ef the movement of communism, or the holding of proper.. In common, and It la probable that both are involved. The system woe abandoned thousands of yean ago by experiment ten, and it la not changed in charscter when advocated by groups of unscrupulous men today.* Mankind has made great progress In the last century, or d there Is reason to believe that greater achievements lie just ahead. They will not come about by destroying what has already bees built sad substituting on uncertain and vague* thing called the “new order."

er and more comfortable than most of the homes, the social aide la attractive, athletics are encouraged, to some of us older folk* it looks as though the kids of the pn are In pretty soft, allowing that they have somewhat harder studies, or at least more of them, than used to be see. Furthermore, they have the advantage of knowing that the teachers can't “whale 'em," as they used to do In the dayr of the one-room

school house.

Schools are under State supervision and the teachers are supposed to be competent, although that is a debatable question. Nevertheleea, the intent la to give the children the beet opportunity for educe Urn available sad the Mate is doing *ta full duty In this respect, however much the system may be criticised tor misapplied effort. How greet to the privilege extended to our boys sad glrto can best be computed In the statement that in some localities half the - raised by taxation to devoted

That It to not popular with State officers and employees who sejoy the use of fitats-owned cora ls not to be wondered sj. tor K would moke It eotoer to keep tabs on thoos who burn gosoUae that the people pay lor. In joy-rtdlpg jaunts around this and

nearby States.

GENE BLRD. in the Hackensack Republican, says that at one Ume In Uta world’s history all they made In County was applejack and Sts to drink It. Both are

pretty uncertain now.

CO-OPERATION defined: A colored church selling tickets for e ball game reen the Knights of Columbus and th« Ku Klax Klan for the benefit

of the Jewish orphans.

Doanto Township tost year, tor

la West Cape May. n Middle Township.

per hundred; 92.94; and I

HOHEST LAWYER! PAGE DIOGKITES! After reading that lawyers load other professions os to number eei Ing jail sentence, it to interesting note thst on effort to being mode to tone up the profession by using greater core in admitUng applicants to the bar. It seems too good to believe that steps are to b» taken to Investigate the personal :hnracter and habits of applicants before they ore presented with the sheepekiu. It has been observed that there to a c.. stanuy-lncreaalng class of applicants to take the supreme court examinations tor admissions to practice law. Last week's examinations resulted In 147 applications, of which ten were women. If they keep coming at this rate and are admitted, we will be turning out five or six hundred new lawyers a year, which will mean thst the profession will soon be

overcrowded.

It to said that the state board of examiners intends to keep back ato threatened overflow of lawyers by making the examinations more difficult but the particular concern of the public is that we get more upright lawyers rather than more "Just

lawyers.”

If a few more of the aspirants could ;

be made to

oorious and uncertain and that bricklaying In sure, it would also help

Parents should appreciate the op-

portunlty which to offered for the development of their children. They should stand by the school snd stand by the teachers. Sympathy tor the child to generally misplaced and tears

down footer than the school c

up. Six hours a day. five days a week, tea months a year to not tyranny for a child. They will strike harder sledding than that when they

get *1."

Children of 100 years ago had to stand some hard knocks and evidently It didn't hurt them a ML Wj have j-sst read about a dally proaTam followed by siudenta at a boarding school in Ireland a oar.tury ago. The pupils were required to rise at 5.10 the morning and retire at J o’clock at night. They had three hours tor meals and recreation, reserving remaining twelve for work on the boarding school farm and daaarooir The school axtanded from the beginning to the end of the pupil's period

of Mutation.

No baseball, no football, no athletics, no lyeeura '■onrses, no hlkae. No nothing—except just nasty old school books and study. But Huy

got there. SAFETY

A cartoon In an exchange shows * "Crossings Undertaking Chapel Company" located la does proximity to a dangerous roll read ling. The cartoon tells a vtry Impressive story, even though there Is good humor In It. Up In the northern part of New Jereey there to a sign. ''Dangerous Curve; Nearest Hospital. Nina Milas." Another: “Dangrous Turn, Graveyard Nearby." These are grim blto of humor, bat they nu doubt slow up some of the

drivers.

It takes a strong warning to slow some driven.

A Jock Fxwt

o. Jack a wish you wouldn’t go. You know I’ve always loved you sc. I’ve placed my entire trust la you, To you alone have I I And If you leave me n

We have a notion that the Greeks will continue to shine just the same. The ultimate consumer to convinced

ist the auger refiners aren fined os they might be.

Our motor mr bandits ore lawdffin* la o*e respect, at least Ton iver hoar that one of their can has beep towed In tor being improperly

WHO can remember wheu the good old country weekly new spa] tailed at one dollar per year? How few good ones can be bad now at 91.50. Even 91 does not meet the rising costs of production. The Hunterdon County Democrat says It can't be done any more tor 91 nor wen at 91.50 Notice is served by tbs cral that after January 1st the sub-

riptlon rate will be 95.

that ln»y,rtne I. pr«-l, B “', “ c,w “V »• •«» , ^ .u-. ......... ““'v three newspapers that soli for

a dollar a year, ot considerably toss than cost of production. It to not to be wondered that there are so many change# of management In tbsee

plants!

SENATOR EDGE and ex-Governor Bogs* square themselves for their

wet" side of the liquor

l by saying that fresh oowV

|t •onlalna over 5 per cent. yw we know why the "cow

r the moon.”

When the fishing season to over and there to no golf weather, how «toca a good liar keep In practice? In many t rented drem suit the rent to In the wrong place. teacher of juTjongg ad vert Ism that aha jo now ready to open having just retarrM from a course of study in the Orient. Which movm a certain ex-prlvate to offer himself au tutor to prospective crap shooters, having recently completed a course of study In the A. E. F. The BsMBfidicuie A merry heart doeth good like _ medicine: but a broken spirit drleth the bones.—Proverbs 17:9*.

Woman has hair

And wants to wave It;

Mon baa little

And wants to nave It.

Sold the raindrop ~ Uw particle of dust: “This sWUm you. 'our came to

Well, that coven the ground.

* do a lot of craxy things,

but they don't stay up all night play-

ing pool.

PERHAPS A MAN SMILES WHEN A GIRL PATS HIM ON THE HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS HIS FUNNY

BONE.

The Vototaad set gets less applause

than any on the circuit.

Because they're not able to ride In an nut imoblL, Doc Way says lots of folks have to ride In an ambulance.

The locomotive whistle niaki

mou noise but It does not pull the

alb.

The wr t 0 x man's heart may be through his stomach; but. Bays Roxana Gandy, the operation requires •ome tool more efficient than a can "•lener. If there were some law compelling Us to practice What W# preached there would not be so much preaching dons.

The ambition of the modern youngster to to /"’low In hts father’- auto-

mobile tracks.

BntMot Admitted to the Dniu= The moet popular state In all this great nation Is*the grand old state

Of Intoxication.

It now looks like Ford wont get either Muscle Shoals or the Prealdency and will have to continue making flivven tor a living.

The Entente (Male

‘•Who followed you about and picked up your clothes before we were

married 7” she asked.

“No one. my dear,” he replied,

bought new one*."

Humans really are superior. xn , leopard can't change his spots, but ary determined girl can make the

freckles peel off. A la Hollywood

A lady stopping at a hotel In Cali-

fornia rang the bell the first morning of her arrival, and woe very much surprised when a Japanme boy

opened the door snd came in. "I pushed the button three times

fcw a mold." the said sternly, as she

dived under the covers.

"mTkbs " th ® mU * feUo1r rofUM. The grounds of any Institution of higher learning are plentifully beiptinkled with the following educational necessities: Cigarette stubs, powder puffs, and the paper and tlafoll that once covered a ton of choco-

late ban.

v _.._ iTI0N DESIGNED Is „ vma oeuor treatment for Iccaputo

. riKerans of .he World rj

item in tfct >-

«< the 48th Congress M t

*7* mfimtlrnal lnveatigi tl0B * m moan la the Uniied si.t« Vem, WfiOU. The Senate will r«m» i

ot Its investigation coat the middle of December Itiee has been unable to

■ . say evidence of actual pi but It will have some cawtic rank ^ about 1 aee method! ii *» Ptdtng medical treatment and tub

THOUSANDS OF log out of Washington each day and night to all porta of the world r* the correspondents bead to the took of forecasting whar President Geet-

idge will have to aay la Me i

to Congress the first week In _ her. Thus Cor, the President

sealed his lips to such an he has committed himself

tier, of Import views on mos

the subject of much talk and writing the policies of the will not be daflnltfcly know* until th* President unburdens himself la bto forthcoming message. Mr. MMt to now denying himself to nearly all callers and to “

TesMent hoe Jl!!?

n extent that

If on no quee- ZtSlt

•wr th* question of 'eqm »we women's party wants Coognal

ItutiomJ a

equality with an of life, but the this would be a tu» mats to leave the

ue It to.

HIPP0CRITICM.

Dick Olden says be don't Iwlleve four wheel brakes will prove popular Mb automobile drivers. What most of them want to something to make the car run fester, not to stop it.

Me- L E. Fsnt—Although Miss _ ZJTJST 10 b V Wwk5 of “to*

ttongs about a

My dear fellow, tbs'! the biggest hypocrite In the world TOIL REWARDED

minute on the addrem, which wtU be

several thousand ward* la '

THE SHORT LAPSE of I ween the announcement of Hiram Johnson's prseidan-t 1

tlons and the convening «f Caagraek has caused the rest of Mr. Corfldssl potential opponeato -o wait tor a few

they want to .nter the fists » *• reported to the < the saBouueemeat of the docy of WUllom «. MeAdan a ItomoeraUw nomlnaUoa wUl bo ~ IJ * e *®ber 9th.

9 I OF THE OOUNTST8 k i of Wo

whose nose bsa a pe - to get red under the of her gpectocles. Little Mary- "I'm not goin* hi ■Tried when I grow up; In to bn a widow.

A New Yoik undertaker announce* that he has perfected a new kind of embalming fluid. While experimenting with home-made whiskey.

leader of tkt How of Bear*s -Wmur M—,4. a— WU UK OPMUCK ot Wim.K j. --a w. rrt»*. to MMdie West. ," * — the Graham __ allied u> che New _ which ho* just about gi ■nLf wftols ccntrol or th« How wipSCtoaT

e e e

THE NAMES OF Bear, Ford and Senators LaFoUstto sad Borah are be,n *“ Uoo M la connection with reports thst a “third party" will he i* the field , fter e eonveatloa toMtoml •poll, o, Ku- mi.. Trri oootlooM It Jo puul, poIIHpUu «,,i. u ,, Follette and Borah have not yet Indl IM rated any desire to leap headlong out

of the Republican party.

AS PREDICTED IN this columa Secretary of the Treasury Mellon has sccukiI of b.lu nor, ui-uK-M In defeating the soldiers' bom

Thuraton—You kee,. a wonderfully

™ h r *° ^ rour

work down hereT .

Wctmore—Sure thing! Pve got ten

than In reducing taxes. The Americas J* Ttpra. 4.98 Mglon eUrtod the aosault on thejec- ** i j ll retarys tax reduetlon-snU bonus pm- ** 8»t. -T.SS 0 , *9 Sun. b * 3 n -l o |) «

94 Mon. 4.S7 9 0S

95 Tuee. »-06 9 *° ? !, id 94 Wed. 9-41 IP 1 * J,, jJ*

97 Jhun. 10.12 U OJ J ;1

.1 Frl. 11-07 ri J- ! „ id

f» SoL 11-69 5 f ,

grem. and it has been taken -up ly . number of "pregreasi e" leaders it v^ ^pk 11 'T doubtful In '*' w of ih® slender Republican maJorlty In the new Congnea If the tax question will be permit 1M to -ome •„» f' , ^da.intotrmtloa leader, real that tbe progress!vea" might overJ.*™* h * ll ‘ ,Coa Program entirely sad gim the works" Just at a time when every move must . i made with aa *ye to the next general election.

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