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THET&WOF A r-KODSD PAETISAA oiugroT^ R*cora. in an ®dl- ****^ wwfc, publlrhas a tirade *' K** 1 Caft Mag to - wrrr, ehai gtng that « to a gratifying propoalUon, and »*»• P«Pto of this County an part of U14 forty tbmt the State Highway an baa to spend with a "notiro that to direct or Indirect Thoaa who know anything of Edlr StimmennlU's poUelea are not asrpriaad at this narrow ii«w taken pot that will help all of Hew He leu the tat out of hie editorial hag when ha states that “the the Delaware ttrei Is from Wilmington to Pei vm" Of course He Ut«

HI—Ernie!

If Editor Summennlll can show any Ingle in compelling a trareliw from South going all the way up to ■ umlngton. and than all the way down by way of Pernwgrore and Mill y1U« back to the Cape May County resorta, or ere* Atlantic City, when it is possible to emne dlrect’y to Cape May by the proposed new tony, we are willing to ooueed' that

h« to right then Samm.

Emitted by the that daring 'he the trarel Is so hsary on the ferry now playing between

South Ja Irty ml lee. Unfortunately g ij County order of th oney Is gone ek to Capo inn. Bet tbs ey doee eldent gets

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esaanuixm Tbta rmr there wm be t Communty Cbrtstiua* Tree In Sea Isle City, end one In Corn House Ocean City »ad Wildwood hare had such trees: •ech year for several years past, and will again hare one this year. There Is no one community entertoe which la so worthy as this cements a town in the com brotherhood that must hare been meant by the angels when they «°r. g thslr words of "good will toward ~an" on the night ihat our brother, ■us Christ, was born. A Community Tree means that the community, aa a whole. Is interested In spreading Christmas cheer. Joining hands around the tree, and singing and passing greetings with the happy faces of the little <_ bcnmlng upon us. develOpe the real Christmas spirit, and tends more than any one thing to bring a realisation to all right thinking people that we are, all of na. regardless of i or creed, brothers in the true m

of the word.

The practice should—and always HI he—generously supported, both money and in cooperation. It briagi happiness and fry to the children. and renews their faith In Santa he spirit of Christmas. And tPPlnaBB and Joy every adult, ragnrdtass of the worldly cane and troubles sad difficulties that each on# of as fare. Join and are again, in ^Iritj a child enjoying a visit from the Jolly old Arts.

morning you ring loud, 1 Jump up and I about, —!—I abut you off and then right back to sleep again.

... Ha. ha! the time Is at hand." he Vied as be picked up the alarm dock.

wNoiesome If you don't drink too h»u-h water after eating them.

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ilflOOflOOCtSB The last argument of the opponent to more highway facilities vanishes before the snnouaoemeut made by the State Highway Commission that osar to thirteen million automobiles and truck* have rolled over the WhUe Home Pike slnos ianuary 1st of this year, says tbs AUaatle City Press. Better transportation routes w# must have, and the Question before the board to of thU sort. The Chamber of Commerce Highway Oottmlttee is tor tbs widsuing of tbs pike from Berlin, where It already to iwsaty-

new! "Ben Franklin and not Marooei war the first radio ton." "How do you figure thatT” "Wall, ha put up the first aerial, didn't her 't hi* .'suit that the concerts

The f-Uow who wstebee the dock, aayw . Weddlngton. to apt to be the one who remarks "It’s early yet" during a poker gams.

« tiring • some tviks fie up th the "■* mc'*e:i{KjjSr». iwt* °<hsr* will taka pain to Mixt « *n>er Of Just the right weight, s.Hl - & Piece a* string of adsfiuaU ««th. vm — ^ *»* evenly that the * finished appearance. T1 ‘ ‘ will thank saeh (

the same width throughout. The dtotsaee to about thlrty-dx miles and Us east would be lower than any other method of giving relief for there to no right of way to purchase except in one or two Instansw. Other proponent* are for haring „n*uucled a parallel road whleb should, he devoted to om way traffic, making the new routs availabto only in tf

Our go’dfiah are both missing, They ve searched the entire fiat. But the quest won't be sue e earful Till they look Inside the cat.

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FUto n«M.L _ - UM tt, WW» B«m Wto. TM1UU Bow WOO MwuIm UMM >0 bn tun »tuM to mmW«Om. •ul r.lll otbr onowK wn «*

Don't proonattooto! I trombone plow M tho oolj Mhn who orer gets aitywhere by letting things tilde.

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Tourist—What to of special iatWaat to this cave? to It a MsUirieal **Natlre—Very very hto&rtcal. sir. That's where the heroes of the war bid while the battle was going on.

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How dear to my heart. I« the colt of lubfieriptlou. When the generouf fublcriber. Prelentl it ta view.

Xmas Sunes&ms—1900 FOB BROTHER FOR SISTER 1 Sewing Basket

Tooth's Companion Little Women — b Deck Ping Pong X»»i fcqwHimi-lBa FOB BF OTHER FOR SISTER Pipe Pipe BgnJf Banjo Knickers Knickers Desert Love Desert Love Oolf Sticks Golf Sticks A? AfTOBUie Bamc ‘If I bad a race hose." said Unde Rufus. *Td name him Last Dollar, 'cause dar aln' nuffia' dat goes

Some homes are operated on the leery that domestic discipline eon ists in maintaining a permaneoi

THE TROUBLE THAT the "old guard" Republicans had In organising the House of Representativee for the dith Congress Is only a forerunner of the trouble they are going to have for the rest of the Winter, accenting to the "progressives" who are stirring things up In both the Senate and House. The insurgents, tod by the LaFollette lieutenants from the Northwest, demonstrated In the fight over the Speakership that the mythical "balance of Power" Is s real and powerful thing, and they declare that they will never hesitate to use thrir strength when it appears that something tangible, like the promised revision of the House rules, can be accomplished.

lation after it comes back from the White House bearing the black rrnen of presidential disapproval. That, they say, Is a ho roe of a different

ALL THE RUMPUS that was raised throughout the country over the case of Comptroller Craig of New York, who President Coolidge pardoned to keep him from eerring a Jail sentence for contempt of court. Is going to be beard again soon when a new effort Is made to get pardons for the war-time political prieone's whom Wilson and Harding refused to free. The freinde of this class of prieonere will Insist that there la no aound reason lor keeping them lock'd up If a reason could be found for pardoning the New York official.

MODERN SIMPUCITY

l. let ua be happy. And full of good ebser, For Christmas comes But once a year. But spare us, St. Nick, From the well-mean lug friends* Wbc slips ua a gift “"Ww we've no more to spend.

All have their earaeri backer* m* of them would be preferable to Tho aiiuatlon to ao Imperative there to ao Question relief o/ kind to sure to follow. Tho d* 0 f the Mate Otimmleeina will he ..MM wltt Mtw ttttTMl tta* *W •ub)Ml o' rmt Wrtt. TMM ttD-

MM, mm jUmom o. WU>. .rorta, . MMtti Mott" •Mb, loodM

that each wm limited to mo amififil ‘ -

22. b 5 w u !STJSr^VS the Winter.

Kaopiaf to the Peiat

A Court Houee wiseacre aaka if O*o mad* Mark Anthony th* Mark Wwaa. eti s.aeaar made Brutus the BlWte he was, thej whoinhail s Lydia Plnkhana the PU1 ehfi wwf Hcjtdto the harfiaut Job first each if. Buy on« are pleasuree.

The objection to a

were tbe King's Apparently there to c limit to everything except the amount of gum email boy om park la hto faoe. Jem Lcdlam aayr PM «fih tril when you are Mari , "" ty the pieces

A girt never glvee np hope until she to eat rested with tho has band of

- ery Jeal.u* woman,

tho tret egoUst was the man who id Juat hiwed a pretty girl.. A rather seat way to prevent fall-Ing-ta tore, to falling in the toka A cynic to n man who was asked by hto wife (tfhile they were on their Mmoon) If hto life wm Insured. _ jobs Ilk# women can’t catch anything nay more, uni ms they expose

THE SENATE HAS not yet been treated to a doee of insurgency, largely because of the UlneM of Senator Robert M. LaFollette, of Wisconsin, who Is 111 at his bams here with what to described by hto physicians aa a "severe cold In the bead." The 111neae, regardlem of Ite exact nature, hM been ao bad. however, that It kept LaFollette from attending^the opening aeeslons of Cocgraet. and mar keep him from taking the lead now in some of the batU<* he baa oeen planning for nearly a Quarter of a

century. • e e

IT IS A HABIT for the State of Delaware to send a member of the Bayard family to Congress. The present representative It, Thomas F.-ancis Bayard, one of the new Senator*. His

At Christ rot • time, I do v < wish For costly gifts, or rare; Just bring a bit of mistletoe And place It In my hair— Of roure* I'd want tbe “follow-up" To be a solitaire.

A PAINFUL EXPERIMENT Haring bis Christmas Joke, Harry Simpkins changed the road sign just a little, to more perfectly express his

father. Thomas Francis Bayard; hto holiday sentiment. Tbe reeding had F T. BmVaWam Tic ,- n . ... ... . -- . .

Fri. &

TIDE TABLE TOE DECEMBER (Eastern Standard Pam)

HIGH LOW

A.M. P.M. A.M. P.M. X.S4 1.41 7.41 1.14 t.SS 1.47 1.48 fi.OS

1.18 1.41 l.ll Ml 4.11 4.11 10.11 10.«

4.8« s.u n it n.rt

fi.41 4.01 11.01 y 0.10 0.41 Ik !5 11.11 1.01 7.11 il.BI 1.84

7.88 7.81 1.88 l.ll

8.07 1.88 S.00 Ml 1.87 8.08 1.48 8.17 0.08 1.40 Ml 4.04 8.41 10.18 8.11 4.41

Wed.

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10.88 11.07 4.81 8.10 11.07 11.11 Ml 8.08 11.88 18. JI 1.18 e.BI

•0 Sun. It.bl 18.87 7.11 7.17 Mon. l.ll Ml 1 40 0.00 m above tides are tor the beach front! for bay* and hack watera add

forty minutes.

grandfather, James Asheton Bayard hto great-ancle, Richard Henry Ray. ard; hto great-grandfather, Jamet Asheton Bayard and hto great-great grandfather, Rkhard Basset, were all United flutes Senators from Delaware. It to a reooru unequalled in the country 1 * history. The present Senator Bayard >s a iswyer by pro-

i kind or another.

AMONG THE NEW Oongrermieo to William Jennings Bryan's former Secretary. Edgar Howard, of Nebraska. Howard to nth a devotee of Bryan that he even looks and dreasas — ... ^ anto- -# official J Dtreetorv he makes the

DESfrTB THE ANNOUNCED op position of both Preetdeot Coolidge and fie a ret ary of the Tree ury Meiloe to the eoldiere' bonus, them to every M to believe that aomo sort of a jmmUo* tow will be enacted within the next few months fioms OongrQMlonnl observer* point out. however, that although many togis- • a who are against toe blU parity will vote for It at first for the sake of the soldier votes la their home districts, not all of them will be so outspoken In favor of the 'egls-

been, “Go Slow. School Ahead." when Harry left It tbe wording ran, “Go Slow To School Ahead." But afterwards the teacher Uught Harry that this was too much.—C. G.

Hasard.

(fi. I tit. Wwun Ninpaser Catea) THAT MONEY QUESTION Unfortunately, thoe* who have the most Ghrlrtmas spirit to mako others happy are shy of tends; and probably If they had the fundi*, they'd be shy ef the spirit The reason lota •f folks have pile* ef money to W canes they are careful about rrififflni

A PRESENT FOR KITTY

"What fori" inquired her tether, “fie *e cm enjoy ail the cat-cow sorts ever the world r— M. B,

ALWAYP SOMEONE THERE When e i-an tna* te meek a few glfu taio the bones it seems that the to wily to always congregated arsend the (rent d«*.