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OAFS HAT COUFTY SUB OMaollfetod with Uu 8m late Krriew. February. 1*1« WIUUAUA. HATFKKT Omani Muacer Published Brary Friday by the OAR VAT H VWn TOCS CO. <I»«M~jmted) ▲Uaatie An. sad Klyhth 9t_ f OTT. N. J.

COOLEDGE Columns upon column* of editorial ( comment hare appeared In the new*-1 paper* throa*boi.t the country since the nomination of CooUdg* and ) Dawee for President and Vlee-Prm-at the Republican.

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by the wide variety of opinion* Btw baa a watch and a salt at the

entered at the Post Office at Sea We (Sty. M. J, as Second-Clam

Musings of the Office Cat

; Probably the reason why It Is

a miBd. do not alway. run fo ^ W ^ n<Kte to wear a wl._ i channel* to mustrated wiu a Orem suit la because a fellow

r of *i

Jim 1

i says la many caaaa. men sad Stac 8U»*.

town, but Ml

One of the nuisances that the public Is enforced to contend i Is that of scattered class alone public highway*. This condition U particularly true of Caps Kay County. tally no effort whatever la

Per-

trtvial

bU chain of the Urgest dally new*- W| paper* In the country, ineludin* the, w ‘ New York America*, burnt forth, Naro tO*A with a seamtional editorial har- vtt* euthurts

rancue in which he accused the Pree-j _ ^

W..t or MW -—7 . "~1" ««| "» T liTTt,

the International Banker* and t^e,*** 1 * ordses that the dr*

"Bl* Money Intsrmts” and claim* ^ that defeat Is absolutely certain ini'

November. Mr. Heard has shouted; about the “Wicked International,^ ^ « Bankers'* and the "Bi* Money In-. piffma off In t termts” for many year* and It U He beneath the n

possible that he has rmmted it u^til {

he almost believes hlissslf R to . i stereotyped howl that hej lheUffto brigade charged MW consistently and oon«tar tly thunder. AnA wo Of the gaeoIlM

i to the mam of readers of the big dailies who cannot think tor

and would not U they

oould.

It to a popular tain type of publisher* and tain type of politicians to feed the public what it desires, regardlem truth or moral eon fiction. Mr. Heard employs Arthur Brtone as an editorial writer for his _ipe» and It to said that Mr Brtebt— Is the highest salaried writer la fimr-*— but In buying the services of Brisbane. Mr. Heard has

courting oou

pulled the Shades down; modems the curtains op. gargles

Farmsr—Be this the Wm

» la or r of the public highways of this State shall be fined not more IIP* or imprisonment for not ♦»«■* one year, or both. Dor the first

lurks In the scattered glass fragments ter worse consequences the* simply a puncture or a new tire for

about to be sold ter a mem of pottage. Brisbane cooly stetm the true situation ss be oeei *

"General Dawee.

Vice-President with CooUdge. -to a _ estern type, ns typical of the Wed and Middle W« as CooUdge to of New England. "That —um a good combination.

Farmer—Be ye toe woman? -Well, then X think KM

Yes. mid Ellnbeth. but this to

only a half-sister.

Why- that doesn't make any

No. but I nsvor can understand here the other half to. Conan Doyle claims dogs and

Well, snaps Frank Meeray, it be heaven tor the dogs, but It will

He to a good friend who speaks

Every year many casual Uos are re-

ported as a result of s "Mow out.' It is reasonable to believe that a large portion of these "blow outs' are the result of tires gashed by glam that lay* on the highway, often touts evidence of somebody’s dis-

regard tor the other fellow. Today there wiU be many kiddles come borne with cut feet f

same cause. The wound may appear to be trivial but the posibUity of the deadly tetanus germ -

The solution of toe problem lies

not eo much in Infilcting penalties, though a fine would tend to check

will bear from then

■peak of him as the too', of ns. Yesterday you could hear Eastern banker* my toat Dswes doesn't suit them even If I* a banker. Tike yolr choice. “Some Democrats say *We can beat CtmHdg* with any candidate!’ They should apply for competent guarda* who ddesn’t rceltoe the hold that CooUdge has on millions of Americans doesn't know much. “The people believe him honest. AND HE IS HONEST, that’s one And he to thoroughly Amer-

ican in the old-ten

"The picture of CooUdge * old ta-

among whom are careless driven milk whgoas; but 'n educating public to the dire results that be caused by e broken bottle or splintered windshield and giving a Uttle consideration for the other

fellow.

Two minutes spent In gathering op the fragments may mean the prevention of s serious accident or the lorn of many dollars and annoyance to both drivers and pedestrians.

MADISON SQUARE Garden has now become the center of the aation'a interest as the hoi ocracy assemble there

national

well of ua behind our back*, thinks! Senators and

Ftoeter Goslln. flocked to New York la a body, tor

they will have a real voice in their

Gladys at a bridge party re®® 11 !'? i convention, something Chat their heard a young bride at a nearby Repaimcan colleagues did not have table remark: My husband tele-l^j Cleveland. One of their number, phoned home this afternoon that he senator Thomas J. Walsh of Monhad invited fourteen people borne to the relentless oU investigator, dinner tomorrow night. What ^ gifted to be permanent chairman would you get? A divorce, said her of the convention, and seporta are elderly partner. ; uso heard here that Senator Pat

Harrison of Mississippi, the Democratic keynote orator, may be the

who will got the Dem-

i octatte presidential nomination.

-^u,'u.T^rsrf ! bvoouz^.'

SOME IDEA OF the extent of deral prohibition enforce! operation* to given her* by the ■ament that fines collected In Involving ooMpiring to v the Volstead Act have totalled teen million dollars during the post

MU UM

amount to 4(0 year*. DEMOCRATIC SENATORS got together here to talk over the platform plaak on the League of Nations found out that there would he a row over this declaration before the p. 'form was finally adopted by the New forte convention: One faction. embracing toe eo-eaDed Wll

Flat Jobe of Kg Men

Died a straight

out and out pledge tor American entrance into the League of Nation*.

that would pledge the party to work tor world peace and International

I sis sunt a* ter. there is no record of any man giving up the sporting goods timfinsns tor undertsklBg At any rate, the *too praeldent of oae of the loading porting good* la the iwlrr the HawCompany of to work lor *

talk about men. That th— Intrigues us to the thing that Is

hard to got.

shedding tears as the aows e over the radio into hi* Uttle termhouse will not coot CooUdge say

vote*.

"What a pity th* Prasteeat s r then could not have been with her husband to share with him that )oy, at beautiful

"Happy the man inspired by th* memory of sa upright father and a good mother. Happy the tether or mother honored la their old age by

their children.

"Stocks going up with CooUdge and francs went up gaily. Exchange speculators think the nomination of lions money for France. What Europe does NOT know about our

Dawes means r.-eat enthi

This stone her For James Me

He dlettoe result of

A fervent kiss

Said the VloUn to the Harp. “Yon re nothing but a big Igrr*. George Boeder said there's been too many people let the filwer "~ in before their ship cam* In. You can't taU anything about a child at six months, except that it

r got iu temper and

When the troUey lines ceased to'the Ds-ras ?Un to get gold rapara- from its tether. operate In Atlantic City. Mayor | polltt-. oould fill a big book. | ^ mm . B UrM ^ ^6* three Seder permitted the Jitneys eadj --stock* going up with CooUdge W ay*. phUoaophlsee Doc Welker into other licensed vehicle* to operate on aQd nominated will cause; things they ought to do. th* things Atlantic avenue and through sections Bome ^ ur ^ t j, e wail Street' they must do and the things they

ku got exactly what he want to do. They spend their time

™»U. Cooltdff. ul D..«

Wall Street ticket.'

hours before the time set for opening of the convention in New York. see FREDERICK MARTIN, th* Army aviator who Jumped into sudden

1 to do * tad retelling business, i a boyur then. And whe* pony went into saanultewas natural that he. a* <»•

the type of I wanted, should drift iato the mwotecturtng end of the t

Young man. why do I find you

politician and Secretary tor the past ! too months to President CooUdge. is the Ant casualty of the Republican

rn- Not liking the way sere being run la toe Repub-

lican party by Chairman Bill Butler, glemp kicked to toe President

obscurity since his plan# was

Alaska and he was return to the United

Statee while the other filers continued the epoch-making trip- The Air Service wanted to send Martin

—JS logic when he ought to be chopping wood la a blockhead.

to

the filers across th* Atlantic on the return trip, but Secretary of War Weeks objected and Martin baa been assigned to ordinary military duties

down in Virginia.

sign, as that would have looked bad at this time, but Fteasp has been relieved of all duties st the Executive

istoa. He is Secretary in oaly. and Butler reigns

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS are greatly Interested la the trial in New Twk of Gaston B. Means, the tea detective who is charged with spiring with others to bribe Harry! M. Daugherty while the latte was Attorney General. Moan's cLi*t defense is that what he did was at th< direction of the late President Harding. who wanted to find out if Daugherty and Secretary of the Treasury Mellon oould be trusted where

We in Know dim Jack—-What kind of a fellow is

Bill—Weil, he la oa* of those fellow* who alway* grater too stool when there is a piano to bo set Now rand th* Want Ate.

vsraor A1 Smith of New York day siipmred before the st- ■ —1.1.1 cos net. *t am ” __ mcM thrasfe "M. . —-— convict, m

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If be had failed to

action it would here inflicted a hardship upon hundred* of vliltor* to koto Cap* May County end Atlantic County. We have no particular knowledge of the rights or wrong* of the striker* but we commend

gw., «, u. lor — ” ” moai om— oTlh. wWlr b. lb, *<M. Th., .0 OP -h.. k-o Ur wlut h. Ml l„.

rt^u o, th, Phb.1 I ...,_.,u,u^.h., «lll o^h, Io ^5, th, Dhta

"Don't be in a burry to believe that stocks go up when th* extremely lateUlgeot men tost buy and sell in Wall Street make* up their minds that general conditions are to be

second and doing th* third. Trained domestic servants make

good wives if they can find servant*

to do the work.

torney General Stone had ordered tho trial speeded up. and toe outcome le awaited with some anxiety In certain quarters for it Is never rn what Osteon Means might have up his sleeve.

! Today ain't

I told you not to take a

righto o. — | cU1 first constderatioe. cul The strike once again demonstrated the value of bus service in

c*«tv May County Without It m»ny Human beings are act immune Sunday. *rf7h. neoele living in Cape Msy trom toe hoof aad mouth dlsmoa. bath lest night. tE^t it Ml Sght. Koger William. U on. who think,

u au iugut. I he has his money's worth when he :: shakes hands with the president. Cato can move very quietly and ] —

quicaly. That Is why they ara so Calendar—My days an m ,^-M U b-rth ! b ^_ r „ rK « - *h U , Uw

greatly

Waat Ad reading Is gold

Stamp—m bo licked

SECRETARY OF BTATJC Hughe. to know what to do a Almost weekly he gi torlcaa cl Oxen* bein by bandits la that country, aad the protests of this Government have passed almost unnoticed at Peking Now eomes th* crowning Mow. th* Chlaaoe Government having denied that toe United States has any right Railroad, la

W. L GEORGE AND HIS WIFE Across the Breakfast Tabfe

A Mechanical Toy

Mr*. GEORGE: What do you m#r»? MR. GEORGE: What I mean to. mainly people who are doing too earn# •°*°L ei ta as one's-eelf. or should oa* toy to mix ones One must have * policy la these things. MRS. GEORGE: Policy? TouTl want * ns to whether >*u should drink oa* or two

i for

I said nothing <

It.fiM.fiM shortly after the war. oataa has tamed th* road over to Russia aad told tbs United States that

U Is a perplexing problem, but at toto writing It appeal* that the five

MR. GEORGE (vacant):

®®flee* ,, **mi til* ME® GEORGE: Mo. but you soon wlR ra of your woodennem. You're becoming entirriy® , leal. Your ambition in Ufa to to radooe everyw

a certainty.

MR. GEORGE: Bora thing! v*

W. L GEORGE MRS GEORGE: Yes. that's Just ,

everything to be sura. You'd Ilk* y®« im»«tlt

food regulated to the ounce, your bath water never to vary ^ or c « the climate to go like clockwork, never under II tn the WIM* _ 1BU t 71 In the Summer. You want the children to appear at ® pest eight, and disappear at twenty-seven minutes to Mna ’ ^ i to decide that well only know literary people or ate k»o» ‘" e * K the case may be. but having once decided that wo *haU .od anybody else. You would Uke a world la which emfbody ^ up Uke a mechanical toy. . .. Mn

MR GEORGE You exaggerate, dmr. Eat ITS the ri»»t

well-ordered Ufa enables you to do more. M jigtM MHS OEOEOI, 11 mublm rvm U *> MUM.. a „ ,i, thlu OIWU four muhlb^r has, «.OMj hU»W U

were on fir* you would never think of ringing up n f all mechanical toys you can do your trick, but hosveo

, you 1