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EDITORIAL PAGE of the CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

CAPE BAT COfflTf Tnrv.s HEHBT FORD AID I—oCtot»d with a* Baa lsl« City «•**■«. Mmary. itis THE CITIES

PohlMMl Wrmr Friday by th« GAPS SAT OOOBT7 TUCES CO.

(laearvonted)

A Lima tic Arm. mad Eighth BL ocean cmr. n. j. South Lmadis Atmm SEA ISLE cmr. M. J. Phllmd*l»hU 0O«»—71T Matnml ur« Bolldlmc- A. F. Snlth. Adv*rIWnx BaprMMitmttT*. Sutwcrfptlo* Prtoe, li t* P*r Tear

Henry Ford believes that the doom' of the bis city U not far distant, as he paints a picture of a decentralisation of Industry. The modern bis city, he belteres. U top heavy on ac-< count of Its sreat population and the steadily Increasing tax rate.

Aube Fair Grmmds

RESURFACIHG OF LABIHS

The City Oonunlseionen Isle City, in paaelns a n aelrins the Board of Freeholder* to resurface Landis avenue, voiced the request of every tax payer In

Oty.

This street Is fast beeomlas as Important artery In the e County High way .i, sad during the summer season the steady stree cere attest the popularity of drive from Ocean City eouth.

The Us* to go out and buy the

visualises the decentralisation of in- ring Is when the woman tells you dustry which will move manufactur- your coat Is wrinkled In the log enterprises out of the clUee. He *«»«» that she doesn't like youi mentions the Interesting experiment! . which he tried, of establishing small w . h ° formerljr w F r ^* kl * v . neighbors In the summer of the shops in the smaller communities for a Uwn mofrer u ^ the manufacture of parts. During wbo tBwUbly ycKlr „ the summer, wage earners In the when you want it. shops were given an opportunity to ■ - do farm work. During the alack aea- In suite of the reported cotton eons In agriculture, farmers and.otb- ■kort*** they still have enough eC ere worked in the shops. j** to mak * »«oJenjsultA , T S BrB ^“ UCh 1° h* ^ The hard-boiled Court How. _ of Mr. Fords plan, but the only d eclar«s that he turned away question Is whether it will work or m sadneas from a house with crape not There are millions living In the on the door. This was during hi* big cl lies wbo would he better off If first days aa a collector. — * they lived elsewhere. They are vlr- since discovered that this tuaTly prisoners In the cities. Their h * n *» * Piece of crepe on their door work Is there and they must llve on lbe of Umre. Many would like to live else j ^ ^ the nf a new where If they could. And there 1* aj^ but U frol. more like the steady flow from the country to tne after, city. The big city is a huge hive of! ■ industry with a tremendous overhead j Ton may often still the • 1 expense, high living costs, congested 101 aUnucr by acting as If your own

traffic and constant turmoil. Children are denied the right to play In

eoowess hcxbvmcs haveo) CHANGED- 1HE 6000TIMES WE OSfDTb HAVE /KITIN6 ~

Band to a great extent In the north end of the County and. for this reanon If no other, the conditioning of the street dsserees consideration by

the County Botes.

Landis avenue today Is me of the worst stretches of road, gravel hard-surfaced, la the County—wo even, than the Wildwood turnpike, sad that la bad enough. While It may be too late to do anything toward fixing l^ndia avenue this year. U la to be hoped that tt will he on the County's primary

program for 19SI.

! who have never apeat the of September at the shore t enjoyed the Asset month of x. June is delightful. July eat. August Is s relief from

ippreaete of the City j Full enjoyment of the { na. hut fieptmiher is , of the charms of all , « too warm, and with

■ at Its very hem: the sum mar crowds gone, and a peace and quiet sad reMfulaeas that If charm log and thoroughly enjoyable Is In ■tore for the September rlf It U unfortunate that the City school! open eo soon, for this makes the September at the shore Impossible for so many who must get back to get their children In school. But for thane who have no ties to draw them back to the City, the month of dept ember U freely and generally conceded to be the mort enjoyable of

the year.

If you can. stay with us this year, you'll be glad you did.

the open and the chance to live i

mal Uvea.

It would undoubtedly make for better Bring conditions If the plan of Mr. Ford could he worked out flame city worker* are solving Use problem In their own way by buying email plots of land outside the city and. with the aid of Mr. Ford'd ire going to and from their They aro certainly bringing up their children under better living '.ocdittoes than those Bring in the

Mg cities

The growing Importance of electric power may aid In bringing Mr. Ford’s plan into being, tortes could he set Op in almost any .unity and power could be neat comparatively low figure. The big dUee. of codrae. would not

many forma of ac-

tivity which could not be carried the plan of Mr. Ford. 1 there is much that can be aaid in favor of It. If It will only work.

A Tne Diplomat

mk Dempsey deniee :

be Is to be married. Inquiries probably are referred to Jack Kearns and Tex Rickard, wbo look after all Mr. Dempsey’s financial and

We received a postal yesterday which was printed: "It seems to they are starting at the wrtmg end to clean the state. InstsaT starting with the leg* of the ch girls they ought to begin with the

Is of the audience."

A man never informs his wits

After all. the most attractive fa

We mortals bore to swat sad shoo

The fiiea from dawn tlU dark.

•Cause Noah didn’t swat tbs two

That roasted In the ark.

PeAaps some people wear tight 1

were therefore greatly disappointed. I

i the plans for the na- j

Anthony W*>.*> tet; teste a«al> . d the Daarhtere •*****■ «•

' Week, as

ST FJmCR KEEGAN ■ OOMMUXtffTB bsefall o ■ t# tt by brashtag late Wte

they feel as good when °t the preMdintlal ca ■ off. was Ben Ottlow. who fa vice PrmMmt on the

s oe operate with the War Depert-

EW STATEMENT that wnment employee* have i_ „ , huagry because of the email ualarim . they receive U made by the Fed ere f tte of Federal Employee, whl urge tbs am Coagree, to gn

THE UXDU'XJS PEACH

A NEW BRIDGE TO ATLANTIC CITY!

A certain real estate firm in Ocean

lummy, you told me never to go rep tUl I’d made peace with my ilea, eo I've come down to forgive yon and daddy for being so rude

with me tonight." When It'i Hnmlcre

Blinks: Yes. there are times when

I like a saxophone.

Knowing your disgust of that particular Instrument I'd Uke

to Inquire

Blinks: After H has been run over by a steam roller. Gettinj: at the Facts "Did she leave him because he objected to her bobbed hair?'

answered Mil

"What she complained brutal Indifference. He wouldn' promiM not to laugh If It made her

bald-heeded.'

nan bora beret

Native—Nope. As Mr hack ^n remember the births have all | been of little babies. Our idee of a good busini a one who buys all-day-anCk rents them by the hour.

OiUsw waa

oat of the Knights of Pythias hall i Jutt as ha waa aurtlag to speak.

i la tbs

■ tt to As "lam moral d

r OKw*dps*p«flamtoa.a»d|« - Urouflk * »sttt» tear aosugfa u an r a ids* mm sum; add M* Jate* of • • iemoe sad «ds sod thsss-qeaiun tap - Ms at sdflnr. SMB JMo a frees** wuk I them cupCtts at MM oee*. - rxt mUk mth 4k Freem m aassi. re

automobile for severs Rockefeller got rich,

gas at coat.

The diamond Is the hardest stone, 1 ■n't It? *

Yes.—the hardest to gat.

"We'll now proceed to mal of you." said the witch bur

he applied bis torch.

r flood cf political oratory in the c

the result that both F olldga and Senator LaFol ■ now Jumped actively into Mlgn via the radio. The

» light in the capital while LnFoUrtU spoke >«r. s* directly Car the radio, his fliet speech | haring been delivered on Labor Day.

FLUTTER* IES

Make hay while the ran shin*

and you won't have to borrow an it I

1 Mon.

City U advertising that a new bridge TIDE TABLE FOR SEPTEMBER from Ocean City to Atlantic City Is in prospect, and present It as a res- (Eastern Standard Time)

son for buying lot* In a certain lo-

cation.

▲ new bridge may be In “proapect” hut prosperi» i.r. not so good

for a long lime to com*-

The first new bridg. lo crus* Egg Harbor will he the li.-.»l.y'» Point bridge, and even on ihi* ' pioHpects" j are not ao good, for year* to come, g Instead of speaking ol u second! »

H. W.

a. m. p. m. ».0X S.20 9.41 10.01

5 Wed. _10.S0 10.61 4 Thura. _».Z1 11.46 6 Fri. 11.17 6 Sat. 0.46 1.21 7 Sun 1.67 2.32

Mon. — 2.06

4.12

bridge from Ocean City to Atlantic! 10 Wed. __ 6.12 City. It would he In better pi*r. to 11 Thura. _ «.06 advocate hard-surfacing tin- conn,*- 1 - Prl. (.66

K-nt bridges i 1 “ s * t Ldl

L. W.

а. m. p. m. 2.69 3.17 3.39 4.03 4.22 4.62 б. 10 6.47 6.06 0.61 7.07 7.68 8.16 9.07 9.22 10.11

4.40 10 27 11.10 6.27 11.26 12.02

2.38

umbrella when It rains. Alone on the depot platform. Bathed In the Winter's hreese. Stands an "empty beer keg. With nothing in it to freeze Shorn of Its former glory, Dralned_of Us last amber d:«w; Beerlces. bungle** and fri-udlea*. Stands this lonesome old hem

keg.

Says Arthur Brisbane. In one of bis peppy and authoratlve editorials "Do women have a fair chants in "te? THEY DO NOT!" You can prove anything by uppercase letters. Therefore, haring es many caps it our disposal as Anhui has. we make the posit lit- stalemssit

that

THEY' DO. TOO

BETTER THAN AN EVEN BKKAfc

moat of the eromlag for the ProgrreI General Dawes wilt do

lepublicana. Wheeler Is ,

'now In Mew England and after be winds up there he will strike wVet | ward. Among the other things he

has to worry about Is s demand nppaaranew In Butte. Mont.

w*r to a federal charge for ao-

I 01 the greater possibilities of avlatte 'or commercial and domestic purposes My prophetic Instincts have been

arvm may toe and fa'i* ** a cold place. Csed as a mucr t<*** ■a. or as a mure fat a pttto . u tt daUrioua.

Out rounds from spogge cake |J»«*

• icetsd to the “-inn

after h*

will remain la Washington for wanks, although he plan

ably at Kansas City or Chicago,

t work or so he will be Is organising the federal

vmwv ■‘•mmimlWU which will Investigate

JUVuws^Tr** arming Industry.

"YtADT—Flv# In (smlly. reqvlres aa rUma*. Man be s os ref*! Srar. aa early riser, and fond of Be Ml), work

Lew altitude* Oe. who , - ■tonally assist in aareery are

a wask and am of plaao Mrs. i, te ffxtrsm From tha "Leaely hsaris’“ ^

Column: WMfc

in reply to MoUi advlss hor u bo , a boat feratiBg |

''Wisely carofel Oee smy uas

asosehlp with strands avt.ur. Bet as She says. It la estreewly difficult to eat ■ man dee* -

lB d flavtirol »1“ with cbupl* 4

■ rich pastry shell ^ mrt-1. Mired peaefae* 1 ■sringni and dot with i " : '*

1111*4

m'pUc* ot O-i metlW* 11

e if dv

1 aftor

«»«er WhUe a . •a for a UIU. natural bysterla oe Part of an avteasa who baa failot *f bar manune ea do sot tbiak maa was ostlraly to blamt fot

enjoyed the cPma pros.

with a meringue usd Bruem la Mu oven.

art tt sp-nrr

prrnxi

ting roads of

from Ocean City to Somrr* Pu

Awfal

This tt n world of sorrow. likewise a world of ttn.

To fix it up tomurrww, ru certainly begin.

1 don’t know what * the matt But think such thlnga h*i by rich folks growing fat tor. And poor folks growing thin

In

14 Sun. . 16 Mon.

1C Tuea

17 Wed. li Tbur*.

19 Fri

20 flat

21 Bun 22 Mon

22 Tuva

24 Wed

26 Thura.

26 Fri. ...

flat. __

2* Bun. _

6.29 7.16 8.02 8.44 MC

fleU your "Junk" for hard ana! Bee riaestflcatlan “Wanted" in Muli Wart-Ads. 30 Tut*.

8.26 9.06

9.46 10.00

—10.26 10.47

.11.01 11.21 11.60 0.18 12.40 1.11 1.34 2.12 2 26

4.68 6.46 6 29 7.11 7.66

12.19

110 1.68 2.40 3.23

0.61 1.36 2.19 3.00 3.40 4.21

6.01 6.84 6.46 6.24 6.31 7.17 7.26 (.16 8.26 9.13 9.26 10.07

4.28 10.21 10.60 6.17 11.12 11.41 6.06 11.69 6.48 0.62 12.46 7.81 2.08 1.29

"How much do you want lor 1 ALTHOCCH THE Democratic nayour head chsese." asked an old lad) iiousl campaign is being directed

bead qua i ter* here. Nominee

tsUty of

are sure no santlamai fellow up surb aa u*

vaatura. ualarllod

lu a grocery store.

"Well. Ma m reepondrd the clerk, glancing at the boas. "If I had my way you could Uke him for noth

lug-”

Do you think a dollar goaa as fat as It used to go? Farther, nowadays It NEVEK gets

back.

spiv are not capable of government so long aa they trust a candidate that the corner

grocer won’t.

Another w. ilthy American woman has been granted one of those easy

, ! J “ J French divorces. Poor people have 8.37 9.00 2.30 3.00 to stay at home and fight It out.

Daria has not put In here this tar. He Is expected *top off In Washington during hla ■ kupslgnlng. hut finds this city out of tbs beaten path lu his trips East

to West.

EDWARD, PRINCE of Wales, has come and gone, hla brief visit serving to forgo another link In the two great English-speaking nations. Aside from having luncheon with the President and a few officials at the Executive Mansion, the Prince has no other engagements here, leaving for Long Island to wUnvaa the International polo matches. Capitol debutants*, wbo had expected to

Wo. Joyea. «. d« not chink tbs arieer • the Oaom* machlnr 1* in | 0 », witt, reu because he wars* hi* gugte, u reu as you were milking tb* cows Sre tree part of antw.r u> Msllaar*. 1,)! •oeelbl* that from such a grea .wight you wars IbdlatlngulababU f om th. poor dumb creatures under your oare Moreover, h* may he a lever of oows. Card In a DeUcateeaen Window. “If th* lady who Sew over gaa fiien e* Third avrau* lam Me*da> meruing and dropped her grip <Lamai*d *r . *■>. eeetal.lr, amoa. othw .hr bo* of candy, a poet r pug. and of *Uk *tocklBga. rer»* to apply'foima It will b* returned to bar on pay. IS damage don. to cucumber framT M-Uere SeadMaU t

o~, B,.a. M

don t always go together.

Vhso Bifbtf

Tialtb.

Hardware Dreler (rahukint ' r rudeness to a cue ‘ " u must remember a cu»toiu >

siwaya right.''

-WUI. Ur. » ^ war* aa old shark."

A ftrdffct Tip

A young ogort who answer'^ m received u “ doUar. u card with this Ho.ee: to (sdow -He.r • H" Horeas to back—Hobby ^ .