THE VISIT Of the tutor* If *nr. of ftuatU to the National Capital waa a dlaUniet succeea to the rlew of local eocietr leaders, although the White House and the Bute Department paid no attentloa to the Grand Duchess Alezaadrlr Feodorovna, wife of Grand Duke Cyril The Grand Duke has laid claim to the

»«jr Street isn’t so attractlra Paople who lire there aeldom er^nd the winter or summer at home.

A bean king recently disappeared home In New York. Marwar veteran la chasing him. .,^5 some City folk* give <1 to charity they expect f 1 worth of gratitude and 12 worth of publicity. Within Bve minutes of the ear line, may he true, says a receat Camden investor. If your old bu. can do 40 -n hour. The annoying thing about having a bunch of loafers watching the Job is that they make It so difficult to pick out the foreman. A good wife will forgive her husband for snoring provided be has no other very bad habits when ha’s •wake. Some people count ten before fightg. Others count 1500.000 vhieh accounts for the Interval* between Dempsey's fights. Keep Right on Hoping "When can I hope to receive the money that you owe me?" "Always." L gold fish may not have any racy, but Joe Camp says it at it doesn’t have any neighbors to terret out Us Income tax return. Employer (taking s look st him): Married, of course.” Applicant for Job: "No, sir. I feU town a flight of r One never knows to its fullest * tent the usually hidden i wit anc' the cleverness * his friends, until be runs out of gas on Main Street.

_ at the she arrived the room reserved for the Chief Executive receive the citya greeting In the with all ..he othe. ps Hew York.

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THE TBEASUBY to comp la bat the 8ms te to all rilled up the attitude of British officials toward the negotiations between France and the United States for the payment of the four hi ilk. n dollar

French data. The trouble Is that re- , ports have gotten out that the j American Debt Funding Commission 1

likely to give better terms '

"Here we are selling k

money, and she's bootlegging ’em

free In the conservatory:"

A deaf and dumb golfer Is a membar of a well-known London club. It to reported that he dislocated three dnaem and one thumb to a bunker

irt to tell a ball

than the blowing

WITH ONLY tWO months left to do any real wor*. Congress Is shoving all private Mils and unimportant legislation aside so that there wHl be nothing to prevent action on the appropriation bills, which are the chief task of the current short session. Following a Christmas reeaas. both houses will mark time until after the first of the year and will then settle down to the actual work of legtatat-

Wlady Wolf. “He's ss tasy as a dadburned turtle, he’ll tell a He when the truth would do Just aa wall, or even better: and he steals exerythlsg h*. can ley hi* baud* on. If the dur' little cum don’t mend his ways before he grows up hell go to the Legislature. ss sure as a gun is Iron."

Has ton cto*a« rM«m* to !u i » priaalBUs of oil. • a stall# nrty. r tor itself- tar I « party ato bMwr for 6 proved. This | „ selection of a leadar t A» teats an not dead y*< Many 04MB ^ n to th* future i of ttom an fidt #m stok.

tor apfrsgtmstaty It— deaths nd I.TdMM tajarisa. mors or tarn sari- - Dotted atatas tbs past » fataUOm^andJpJurim ■£- trotter com par hour a shoeklmt •>« i. and while .Sorts

Oool for Otto: Fellow Capa May Star and Wave: Tbs real, heart-warming feature of the campaign to overthrow the present ! form of dty government. Is the tea-

-AN APPROPRIATION Of m than a hundred million deHart tor Mary Departmeat war one of the leftovers that ha vs been disposed of by the passage of a Mil pfortdtag money to brisg the Called Navy up to the strength autl aad fixed by the Washington MMREitffr Into the naval appropriation!. Secretary Wilbur to hammering away at

Oaagrms with com

AFTER A LAPSE of a quarter of | a century, breakfast* are becoming a la mod* again as social affair* Mr. Ooolidg* started It with kto broak-

‘1 left my money at home.’ said the lady to the oooduetor. Toa will have to trust ms: I am on# of the « conductor, "i can't do that even If you were the director's only wife."

_ it wonderful. » an that up out of kto

According to the paper, a tanner found a quarter while dragging the a If this doa't result In all the

1 to 1 the wife win*; 2 to 1 ah* wins by a knockout, may the f “

Irate Wire (discovering scoff law isbar^ on front step* fiddling with door-ki >b): "What are you doing there Webster?” Husband (continuing to turn knob): "Pshh! I’m trying to get

Pittsburg!”

Repaid!* Him! Tv* had my revenge," aald the shoeehop proprietor to hi* friend, as a customer left. •Revenge? How so?"

aad he has enough

tor of which aro — - - the kspubllcaas aro Invited, or rather only the regular RepubHrsmi, as Bsustnrs LaFolletta. Brook hart, Frasier and ladd ha ve taUed to be mtaed to have ham and afigs at the White House. The Premdeat has run through the Uet of hto political friends at the Capital aad to now an’.eriaUlng the Republican members of the Hou. • of Repreeentatlvee at these early mo -nlng^funetlons. WHENEVER A QUESTION of saving money comee up on Capitol Hill Senator Borah, who succeed#* tofig* irman of the Foreign Relation*

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Old Mother Hubbard -rant to the cupboard o gat bar Mg drink of gin . /hen she got there. The cupboard was bn . Aad the old man was wiping

hto chin.

It Happeaed Last Aafuat Irate Customer: ’Thl* bathing suit you sold me to a wretched thing. I was only in the water five miautee aad It shrunk four inches!" Modest Clerk: "Ooeb lady! It’s a good thing you . ~ To KrtiT™** Tol They eat oa t Quiet and still ; And looked st her mamma. Susie and BUI. But Mama went out noon They aat on the sofa—

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