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HB FOE PHE 1ELAWAEE bridge Tint there Is need for the DeUry,. River brldye. e need In ';h Cape May County resorts vitally Interested, It la only make a hasty survey the number of automobiles atipting to get across the ferrlec Philadelphia last Sunday afterand evening. All records for traffic were broken. There i *lx mile line of ears exig from Woodbury through HoucerUT to the fenies, and anBthor line three miles long extended ont the White Herr* “Ike. ud it la likely a h<ug line was nlting on the rot.da leading from gerchantville, Moorestown and the up-river towns. Both railnads had every available boat In gtration, and they transported 11.000 ears. Pnliowlng a holiday, Sunday’s fe may have been greater than wrl. but these Sunday ferry lams tie become the regular thing. Fhe traffic between the two States ut ou'grown all the facllltli he railroads for handling It and he only recourse Is the bridge, rork on which la progressing
ttely.
It le not alone on Sunday that he ferry service la Inadequate to aadle the traffic. Now that the te'h Jersey vegetable and berry uoon U retting Into full swing, mckt on their way to market at dght. during the week, are held » u far south as Westville and rw< that point on have to feel heir way to the ferries. Cape May le not greatly interacd In the dilay to trucking, as « little If any of her products «• trucked to Philadr'yhla, but jf • vitally interastad In getting *f from the ferry Jama, bethe long delays motorists subjected to win make them t* of seeking our resorts and iu»e them to seek other resort* here they arc net subjected to «h tedious and tiresome delays The completion of the big idge win remedy all this, aa the umaie of the engineers la that It dl take care of 6.000 autos per iar It la to be expected that * opening of the bridge will ^k a Heavy Increase In auto ifBc b -1ween the two State*, but e newdy outlet for 6.0U0 autos r hour . supplemented by the ftt service, should be able to k care of the largest traffic oftag* at all times for the next
J year*.
pP SEA ISLE’S iACR CLEAV
S** l*le Ctty la blaaesl wlta a ind.rfui beach. Nature *Mta done lull share In thus favoring r **°ri. but it to to be noted
CAPE KAY C0P1TT TMEg, H1DAY. JUltE 5, 1825.
SOUTH JERSET8 FUTURE To those who have been on the BuH aide of South Jersey's marketable value for yean, and have looked with prophetic eyes to the day which in large measure now dawning, it u encouraging have a nationwide authority wake up to the wane possibilities and proclaim them to the world. In another column will be found la extract from an editorial In the Camden Courier containing th* opinion of Roger Babaon, the business statistician, as to the effect of the opening of the Delaware River bridge on Camden real estate. The only fault to be found with Mr. Babaon's opinion Is that It Is too narrow. He did not look far enough, for ga the Courier •ays. It Is not Camden alone that will profit, but all of South Jer-
••y.
That there will be a large Influx of business and population to Camden that will send real esUie soaring Is without question, but the movement will extend further. The natural growth of Camden aa a business center has had Its effect In driving population to. ana building up. the suburbs, such as MeniantvUle, Cullingswood. Haddon Heights and other places, and a further growth will give impetus to the tide and send It flowing further south, while many of the newcomers will themselves seek bom-<s this side of Camden. This movement of Population Is but one effect. More population means more buaim demands of every kind. Increased production to meet enlarged markrequirements. all of which means iezrenaed real estate values. Aa nearby farms are cut up Into building lots, the value of those left will be enhanced and land now waste will be brought under cultivation, and there are thousands of acres of such land In this end of the State. Had Ur. Babson been on the ground and made a short range survey of the situation, he would without doubt have drawn the ct"elusions that we have u to the outlook tor this section of New Jersey. As he was not. the opinion expressed by so eminent ms authority as to the effect of the bridge on Camden« future, cannot but call the attention of investors to the whole of South Jersey and prove a splendid
WASTE AID
nr SEHDIBG KAIL Unde Satn, through the Poet Office Department has designated June 1-T, aa "better k." to bring to the attention of his people their careleeaneae and wasteful ness, aa well aa the expense they put him to by the slovenly way In wh.ch they mail their letters and packages, and tc Impress upon them this he quotes these fig-
Thst 21.000.000 letters went to the dead-letter office last year. That 803,000 parcels did llke-
ise.
That 100.000 letters go Into the j Democratic presidential nomlna-
Br Artlmr
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT TEOMAS R. MARSHALL In the death of Thomas R. Marshall. who for eight years filled the office of Vice President, the country has lost a man of whom It h»a too few. While not a brilliant statesman. Mr. Marshall waa an able man. and like a nisnber of other public men who sprang from the soil of the mid-West, he was pose eased oi a large amount of good, common sense, rugged honesty and sound principles, which not only made him a strong man in his own State, but won him the esteem And respect. If not admiration, of all men who value sterling qualities regardless of
politics.
Mr. Marshall was a statesman of the old school. He believed the men who founded this governmen were abler by far than the statesmen of today and that if the government la to stand their Ideas and views must be adhered to. He believed that public office was a public trust and that the official not only the servant of the people, but of all the people and merely the agent of a political party. At the same rime he believed that the bedrock of the country's stability Is good citizenship. His views on these points, and which It would be well for all men to carefully consider at this time, are strikingly forth In this extract from a letter •rttten durl&a the fight for the
mall yearly In perfectly black envelopes That 165.000 In cash Is removed annually from misdirected enve-
lopes.
That fit,000 In postage stamps Is found In similar fashion. That f3.000.000 In checks, draft*, and money orders never reach Intended owners. That Uncle Sam collects $92,000 a yea r in postage for the return of mall sent to the dead letter of-
That It costs Uncle Sam fl.740.000 yearly to look up ad-
; on misdirected mall?
11 one of the things nature did j That 200.000.000 letters are
giver this service, and that it costs. In ons city stone. $600
daily.
When is considered the amount
of mall dispatched dally In this country, these figures are not as stupendous as they look, but they do show a woeful lack of attention on the part of people In forwarding mall matter, and put the government to heavy expense trying to make good their blunders. A few minute*' time would obviate most. If not all. of these errors and *»ve the government a
of expense, aa well aa save
the people themaeives s aloe little
of money. 4i*i1isssrs on all streak, for they benefltted by the letters and packages mould be' service and sacrifice of others, wo!!r«..—,.ms to men * n(J y° un * * irl * Wfr * aD - on k read carefully the second time to thaK vho backfire* and helpmake ear# they are right, letters e d to do the work in which the should be turned over to see that 1 renegades should bare been ccgsgthey are securely sealed and pack ed Such a crisis Is an add
:i "“Plane* soar
“aichin* a mot a. ,
the N ew York n » ,e * * oald
ala The Century Umlt < |D * dead letter office out of j down their weapons and desert the are IroB Albany to New !*““>“• * ddr “^ cir. watching the funny P> ac «<l on 411 n * a miUrr Roger Babson Maxes PredicLo. *«*. about complete the Job. Camden Courier: "Wben the n-w
*** to leavfc a garbage pile 'he beach. To thus mar nawork was left to Sea Isle's and some of them have
* » lack of civic pride that they lard the beach aa a garbage
from the tact that thta
* riolatton ©I the city ordi- ’«*. and offenders will be se- % dealt with If apprehended. tT Property owner or renter,
their own benefit, should place
htag whatever on the beach | offensive to the sight or
would mar the pleasure of s
rniR s‘* dip.
who are Interested la the * R roment of Baa lale should *lth the city authori- . 0 maintaining a clean
lion last year, which has Just been published by the Charlotte,
N. C Observer:
"I belong to that school, which believes thst the Presidency Is toe exalted an office to be put up. through the primary, for sale to the biggest money bag. or the most inflated gas bag. "Mine eyes have lived to ae# the time when. Instead of the people hiring servants, servants are now trying to hire the people. Be not deceived In human nature. What a man buys be owns and will use It for himsell. I am quite contented and happy In the faith that good citizens are as necessary as good officials.‘‘ An oustandlng man has passed to his reward a".d the country Is
the poorer tor his
Editorial Views
Fining Fire Shirkers
Philadelphia Ledger: Magistrates In New Jersey are not showing leniency to men who during the recent forest fire* refused to do their part in repelling the onsweep of the flames from hotneeads and farms. Three of those ho have been fined not merely avoided the battle but tried to Induce others not to enter the danz»rous conflict. There has .been no sympathy for these gentry of the white feather and the yellow
bridge from Philadelphia to Camden Is finished, there Is sure to be a great boom In real estate in Camden tributary to the east terminus of the bridge. We believe that Camden offers a great opportunity for money making to those who have the patience to study the situation and good Judgment in making selections.” Babsoc's remarks are going to turn the attention of many Investors all over the country, to Camden. Such an advertisement could not have been bought tor money. No other Imaginable advertisement could be quite so effective. This great assured increase in wealth should be kept in Camden, for Camden Let the prosperity take Its roots In Camden homes and Camden industries, the homes and industries of all South For It Is not the city alone, not this county alone, but all South Jersey that Is to enjoy the great developments of coming years South Jersey has young buslm men wbo will be the big business men of tomorrow. Let them put their faith In South Jersey, plant their brains In South Jersey soil, nail this future down tight. Courage, brains and an early start—and later, the rich harvest. The fields farther sway may look greener, but these fields look mighty green, fat and prosperous to folks in other States. South Jersey today has the biggest future In America. Crippling the Elmer Times: At a recent hearing before Salem City Council In referenct to the amount of fees to be charg'd busses operating between that city and Camden, some higtu, interesting figures were presented, showing the decline In freight receipts on the local railroad line due to the use of trucks.
neks.
Previous to the building ol the hard surfaced roads from Salem to Camden the receipts from freight shipments alone by the railroad company were about $1,000 per or approximately $50,000 per year. The r-celpta have dropped at the present time to about $S00 a week or only $16,000 per year. Receipts from paraenger traffic have undoubtedly declined In a similar ratio. Further figure* presented abowthat about 27.000 tons of freight now move over the roads that formerly went over the rallIt Is an Inco -.irc'.xrtible fact that the movement of freight over the roads built by towns, townships. cities aid State has been the biggest single factor In the reduction of railroad Income and that the trucks have damaged roads and paid Into the State end municipal treasuries sums totally Inadequate when compared with the amot’nts paid by the railroads. But this fact does not help tbe railroads and tbe oi-irr.tlu.- * competing bus line* la Jim added straw that breaks
How to Make Sea Isle City Beautiful
By RALPH ENDICOTT Sixth Grade. No. 28 Winner Third Prize of His Grade In TIMES Essay Contest Boys and girls may help to make a city beautiful by keeping off other people’s property and keeping of the other smaller children that are too little to under-
and.
Men can help by burning off the lots and cleaning up the streets so they will look beautiful, and chopping down dead bushes that are along the streets and painting their own bousee. Pave the main street. People who come through the city would then come back. To make our city more beautiful every one should keep their house* and yards In good repair. If people cannot afford to paint their houses often, everyone can plant a few floweia and keep things clean. One of the worst looking things In our city is the vacant lots full of grass and rubbish. If houses cannot be built on these loU they should be burned off and all brush and rubbish taken away. There could be many improvements around the station. The building coula be painted, cement platforms could be built, hedges and flowers could be planted. It Is very Important for a station to be painted, because that Is the first thing people see. Our school grounds and some property near It have been greatly Improved in tbe last year. This shows whs* can be done at a small coat and without much labo-. every person In tbe town did their part, the city would be more beautiful. The dump should be back farther from the street than it Is
. .. . of character. It called for heroism the ** c * should be stiongl) wrapped BQd mean( exposar# to ^,,1 peril, 4 ; and tied. Thee* two or three 4nd -hoee who shirked were as
e near put- culpable as soldiers who throw
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Again we sniff the vernal breezes; again we frisk beneath tbe blue; again forsake our caucus sneezes—again forget we had the “flu." Again we don our klddo breeches; again we seek tbe velvet sward; again the rural tom-tit preaches; again the spring-song thrills the bard. Again we haunt the bluegrass medder and "addle forth on pleasure bent; we try to do a doubb-headei and rustle where the pellet
went.
Again the office-gloom repels us; again stern duty seems a bore; again our Innard natur’ tells us to get outside an* lock the door. When suckers, chan-nel-cats an’ croppies monopolise a feller's dreams, old Flander Field with all Its popples can': k-ep us from our fisbln' streams. O. hand me down my bow and quiver—my trusty niblick and my aox—I'll overcome this crazy liver by speedin' several country blocks;
A *2,000,000 Word. Mature In Ho Hurry. Only Human Babies. “The Lord Have Merry.” Mr. Woodridge, new head of the Advertising Clubs of the World, says newspapers are the "pre-emi-nent advertising medium ur aelline merchandise quickly.” To tne real business man It Is more than that. It i.- the only advertising force that can u^Ud une. Repetition Is Reputa-
tion.
And only newspapers can give a reputation the repetition that creates value. Dollars put Into brick, motar, stell and glass will tear down. Money Invested In advertising, building up t name worthy to be advertised, will outlast all your factories. Ford's factories perhaps are worth fifty millions. The one word "Ford" Is worth at least Two Thousand Millions. South Africa, land that produces gold, returns to the gold standard. Imitating old Mother England. Down there, below tbe equator, tens of thousands rush to a new gold field. About times as many blacks as wbl es In the rush. But, needless o when the dust settles the whites will have the gold dust. What would hi.ppen to the gold standard and th: worl'd finance If this new gold Held should suddenly multiply by two, or ten or twenty the world’s .-old supply? That, however, will eurely not happen. All through the ages, white knen have cut each other's throats to get them, gold and silver have maintained their value, basjd on scarcity, with slight fluctuations. Providence seems to have arranged that for its mysterious reasons. This Is the only country that has any supply of helium gas worth while. We get it after It has leaked up through the earth and In pools of natural gas. According to Dr. Ellnd, chief of the Bureau of Mlnee, “It takes 20.000.000 years for helium to leak from minerals and rocks and come within our reach.” Many things happen In science that couldn't happen If this earth were only 6.000 years old. as was once believed. It took millions of years for evolution to change a creature as big aa a fox. with seven toes. Into the horse of to-
day.
It takes 20.000,000 years for helium gas to become available. It will take our aun 300,000,000 more years to cool off. A New York lady ran a baby farm. Tbe babies died rapidly, eKpeclally if their board bills were not paid. One poor Infant dug up after burial had a fractured skull. The rate of mortality was horrible. If anybody kept such a farm for baby dogs or cate, the “Cruelty to Animals Sock-ty” would probably supervise and regulate It. How does It happen that the so-called Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children knew nothing about the baby farm or Its deaths? Dean Inge, who doesn't like to be called "glockny,” Is In London, describing London. He says our “rushing energy is mostly poee" and the language we speak is something like the English language. On the whole the dean is friendly. In one of his essays he tells you that when St. Paul thought be was inspired he was really suffering an attack of epilepsy. If St. Paul could stand tnat. we ought to be able to stanjl criticism of our Yankee language. In Pennsylvania. William Cavalier, fifteen years old. and n murderer, has been sentenced to die In the electric chair. The sentence wound up with “And may the Lord have mercy on your eoul.” The report:r» thought the boy winced a little at that, and at the wordi about ’-‘Death—electric current— passed through body until dead." The boy smiled as he left the court and a few minute* later. In bis cell, he was playing a popular song, "Katerina." on his phonograph.
Musing* of the Office Cat
You needn't take a man’s advice to flatter him. Just ask It.
Today's successes are built on the foundation of yesterday's fall-
Some chorus girls have lots ol clothes, others don't even bring trunks. Cross-word pussies are like long distance phoning—you get a word now and then.
Growing old gracefully Is merely a process of learning to enjoy compensations. Hotel boys are much like a billiard cue—they work much better with a good tip. \ Irv. Fitch aays now that spring la here some people are as fast on their feet as a drugged snail. The softest Job In the world Is keeping a record of the annual snowfall In South Africa. If ministers tie knots as badly as they tie their necktie, no wonder so many of them come 'indone. r. J. Bryan had lunch with President Coolldge the other day. We can bet which one talked the most.
“I'm through with
Why Hiffae Won
Trenton Times: Under the di-
rect rule of the people, exemplified In tbe commission fora, of government. New Jersey's two greatest cities yesterday Installed aa Mayors a couple of eminently practical politicians. Frank Hague again ruling Jersey City, la not only the absolute dictator of his own bailiwick, but the master mind of the Democratic party In
. , , , : the State. Thomas L. Raymond, campaign being waged In this wbo returns to the Newark May“"“'J R-PoMle.. uplr- ofll „ |, . wub
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in nnd uni™., bu01 bbobl tbl
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' ticlans. working three hundred And clouds of fleecy lace;
Chairman at K. K. K. Meeting: -ad sixty-five dsys a year, usually Out t?>iere upon the beach’s sand
be j find the going pretty soft. If they I atole a kiss, and held her hand— have any brains Or she'd have slapped my face
The Republican Situation Cape May County Gaaette: mpaign being waged In
county between Republican asplr- 0
Despondent:
life.”
Jovial: "Why don't you read Judge?” Success sometimes turns a felw's head, and the first thing he knows he's going back the other
way.
Changing from Mab Jong to ^ croes-word pussies Is about Ilka starting chewing tobacco to you can stop smoking. "When you were a little girl you never had your head shingled, did you?” "Oh. no. quite the reverse." It 1* remarkable how many doubtful meanings an alleged pru-dent-minded person can find In an entirely respectable Joke. He rlxed bis beans with hoaey. He did It all his Ufa. Twaa aot because h* liked th*
taste
It held them on ala knife. A woman's complexion la Ilk* a game of poker. At seven ICa ‘straight." at seventeen ICa “flush" and from thee on It's all 'bluff.” The guy who always pat* his face down over a drinking fountain before he turns the water on Is either an optimist or an awful dummy. A croes-word puzzle, according to a Court House fan. Is a literary deformity entirely surrounded by Father. Mother. Slater. Brother, Aunt Mary. Uncle Jack and Cousin Clarence Letzkus says that men spend one-fourth of their lives suckling something from a bottle, another fourth buttoning and unbuttoning and another fourth asleep. Gladys says her brother has Just returned from his vacation and that the bee stings and mosquito bltea and poison ivy don't seem to bother him as much aa the sun-
burn.
A girl who owned a Corona Sat typewriting in h-r klmona; Aa each line she did writ* She would stop for a bite Of sandwich of bread and bologna.
We are not ac-
Pardon me!
qualnted.
Yes, I know, but I thought It “‘fffit be all right. You see. I'm an Elk and It seemed tc me you were a dear yourself.
Applesauce
You go a-stepping with your data
Out to s movie show
And on the way she doth relate
About her other beau;
How, all around, tbe dizzy nut Flints dough In manner free— It may ring true to some folks.
but—
It's Apples'.uc* to me! It has been charged that modem youth has made no eontrlbuthm to science. W* offer the following anatomical discoveries by way of refuting tbe charge: The snake's hips. The mosquito's eyebrow. Tbe whale's wrist. The bee's knee. The dagger's ankle. The gnat’s elbow.
I Held Her Hsnd J held her hand one night In June Beneath a silvered lover's moon. Upon the wave-washed sand. Her eye* like diamonds looked In
mine
My heart was filled with love di-
vine.
The while I held her hand.

