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SHOULD MOVE HES ABODE TO MOSCOW All sorts of parties, unions and societies haw sprung Int^ being throughout the country, having for their purpose the promotion of •o-called liberty and freedom from the established orde. of things. As .pointed out by a contemporarymost of these organisations are *-'ctUlstic aad communistic in their Intents sad purposes and several of them, at least, are known to have the financial backing of the Russian Soviet and are used for the purpose of spreading Soviet propaganda In this country. Before the National Woman's party Mid-western conference, Detroit, this week, a member of the students' council of that party, a Miss Daniels, advocated the banishment of the home and the doing away with legal marriages. the o If-spring of free-lovc couples to be cared for by the State. This Is the doctrine proclaimed by Lenlne and Trotsky when they overthrew the Russian Government and Is still the doctrine of the Soviet. The home and the sanctity of marriage Is the very cornerstone of our government Do away with them and the structure would totter to 1U fall. There Is no place in this country for such young women as Mias Margaret Daniels and she should move her residence to Moscow. Such propaganda will make little or no headway with older heads, bnt the vicious teach: will make an appeal to certain immature student minds thqpe organisations which stand for the home and the government in their very beet sense, can lose no time In combating suen propaganda If the student body of our institutions of learning is to be launched on the sea of life with A correct chart for the voyage.

WHAT OHE WAHT8 ONE CAN GET There Is nothing one reslly wants but what one can get if willing to pay the price. The majority of people, of course, will scoff at such an assertion, but it is true, for all that. And the price depends on the objective. There graduated from the New Jersey College for Women, a department of Rutgers, on Saturdsy. Miss Mary Josephine Curclo, of Newark. Nothing remarkable In that. This young lady received a B. A. degree, cum summa laude and in addition was swarded special honors In Itallsn. 8 the Alliance Francalee prise, given to the student who attained the highest grade in advanced French, and was elected to membership in Phi Beta Kappa, the honorary scholastic society. A very bright girl, most folks will say and we agree with them. But the remarkable feature of tbla girl's success is that It was attained under that greatest of physical handicaps—she is blind. Miss Curclo wanted an education and she was willing to pay the price. In her ease the price meant hours, days and weeks of the closest application and the hardest of study How great was the mental strain, perhaps only she will ever know, bnt she attained her end. she wanted an education and she got It. In this day when there is such a demand for educated people of both sexes In almost every walk of life—the day of the specialist —it is astounding the number of young folks who have the opportunity to acquire an education and wantonly cast It aside. They want an education, but are nnwUllng to pay the price. To such young people the example of tbla young blind girl should bring tc the cheek the blush of shame, but those who are struggling against obstacles—financial, piiyidcal and mental—to attain their goal, her example should be an encouragement that will make them win-

ner*.

Wluu one wants one can get willing to pay the price.

ATLANTIC P0UTK8

GET AN AWATCNIftG Samuel P. Leeds, heed of the Atlaatir City Chamber of Com mere*, and well-known hotel man, has thrown a monkey wrench Atlantic County polutcn by nounclng his candidacy for the •tat* Senate ar an independent against the preneat inramb Emerson Richards, who will renominated by the Republican* at the primary on Tuesday next. Up until Mr. Lends announcement the campaign in Atlantic old fair to bn a very liaUeee affair, giving everybody an opportunity to nnjoy their vacation with no thought of political activity. Bnt this was all changed over night. Mr. Lends never goea to sleep at the switch, as is proven by his work for the upbuilding of Atlantic. se well as In various linen of civic endeavor, and when ho get* bis ea.-r--U.-i going at full speed he will lend to the fight a aplce that will moat likely make it as warm as a July land brees* at the

OUR Gloucester county neighbora Buffered severely from the freuk storm of the last weak In May- That a narrow strip two miles wide by four miles long should suffer s loss of ISOO.OOC Is crops destroyed Is an indication Of what good farmers they have up in old Gloucester.

ALAS the poor newspaper man. The American correspondt-nu report a train hold-up in Mexico. fUeult—the government piupuw* to expel them bees use the story cut down the passenger list on exruraiou trains.

AUTO PRODUCTION GREAT INDUSTEAIL FACTOR Manufacturers of automobllt suffering as they did from over production last year, are now beginning to reap the reward of a more thoughtful business polity They sharply curtailed production for the Unit three months of this year and awaited the call from the public. The call is now sharp and loud, ao loud in fact that the month of April haa a record production of 420.878 cars and trucks which Is a Iltle more than fourteen per cent. In excem of the production in April one year ago. The IraporUnce of this activity cannot be overestimated. The importance of this activity haa an important bearing on the nation’s trade and labor in many other i. The Industry Is now one of the moat reliable consumers in huge volume of steel products, of copper, of lead, of tine, of leather. of glass, nd of rubber. It Is absolutely the domin&ne factor In the consumption of oil products. Unquestionably the market for ears has been stimulated by the Baton of the time payment plan, which la' healthy ei, nigh providing it be not overdone. But more Important la the evident growth of our automobile exports. Only a few years back the standard of automobile merit in this country was the foreign car. Today Europe has come to see the merit of the American prodand fortunately the American people have ehown faith In the home product. The nation would be better off In many olher lines of trace if the American people would make the words "Home Made" the standard of quality and excellence Instead of buying without question whenever the magic word "Imported" is tacked to the

WASHINGTON

POINTS THE WAY

Under the economy program of President Coolidge. backed by bis able Secretary of the Treasury. Andrew W. Mellon, the Federal

public questions, but the money hie administration Is saving the country, that Is making him probably the most popular President

In the last thirty years

Editorial Views

“Putting Land on the Water” Atlantic City Press: The prop-

osition to make a solM fill of the bridge on the Longport-Somers Point boulevard. permanently (Joeing Rlsley Channel, is Interest- ' itg. Worked out as planned It ’ould mean hundreds of acres of additional building ground at the lower end of the Island, and might solve Longpon’s erosion prob’etn However, boating interes are not apparently fully reconciled to the

sugfceetlon.

Jury Fixing Bandits Gloucester County Democrat: W* have highway bandits, bank baadlts. aud business section bandits. and now the City of Camdca has Jury-fixing bandits. Justice has been thwarted in Camden and the Prosecutor and County Judge have called on Justice Katsenbach to aid In unraveling the methods by which Justice in Camden Courts is thwarted. The Courier says that ‘‘There seems to be \ general Impreeslon that Juries are picked by politics rather than drawn by chance.” Political leaders who use their leadership to thwart the processes of the law are skating on treacherous ice, and the party that relies on the support of the criminal classes Is riding to a ta'l.

Justice to the Pineyi

Imei Times: George Agnew Chamberlain. Bridgeton novelist, whose frequent stories in the Saturdsy Evening Fast ere of special Interest to South Jersey readers.

I his c

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button on that section of Curling and Ocean counties usually referred to aa the pise barrens. For many years folks hare been to believe that the residents of that section, generally referred to aa the "Plaeys " were eome sort of curious, half elvlttted. half wild race, totally diffarrnt from the

i-eet of the Bute.

Mr. Chamberlain present* the Plneys In aa entirely different light, aad it la undoubtedly a m'ich truer light than that wo-ea the Sunday supplement epeiat. Those who know the Plneys Intimately find them Industrious self respecting people, comfortably housed, reeaonably ell educated, law abiding. Godfearing sod tending strictly to the businem of making a living for waives and those dependent on

County Buildup Will Net Raise

Taxaa

Cape May Star: There are tbi

readily. How much will the bulldli.ga raise taxes? What is the real answer hare? Taxes will not be raised one cent. The whole proposition can he simply and truthfully summed up like this: The construction of new county buildings are an absolute necee ally to the well being of the coun ty. They will be constructed at a cost of less than 8225.000. They wlli not raise Uxe i one cent.

Stakes and the Chairmanship Atlantic City Prtaa: Will El ward C. Stokas. former Governor and Trenton banker, be returned as Bute chairman of the Republi-

can party?

’ r hfc question is revived by the fact that only a handful of the forty-two members of the State committee attended the last slon. held in Trenton last wi and Chairman Stok-r delivered what may be hi* valedictory, thanked colleague* for their

operation darinx his three-year

Metopes of '

the Incoming

committee to serve for thiee yi will be elected at the primaries June 18. Whether Mr. Stokea will continue as chaiitnan. or give way to some other member of the committee, will likely depend upon the wishes of the Republican guberna-

torial nominee.

Wooing the West Philadelphia Bulletin: President Coolidge may or may not be considering tbe possibility of taking anothar "cup of coffee." whether it shall be considered his second or third. If he cootinui successfully along his present policy cf cutting down expend! turca and rsdnclng taxes, hit popularity and his hold on the confidence of the nation will be so great that his first demi-tasse will not be counted. Hower that may be, his wooing of the West Is a service to the Republican party, and to the nattonal welfare aa well. There Is acaeUUng more than mere partisan Interest in the recall of the West from Its LaFollette tangent and lu worship of tbe ataange Idols of Socialism, which can render no service in tbe America aystetn If due recognition of tbe West In official appointments, and a continued effort tc solve the peculiar problems of this section by method* consistent with the rlcsn form of government I succeed in restoring the normal status < f the political mind. President Coolidge will dmerve the acknowledgement of the whole on. without regard to party I'aee. for the i woody of a die*flee non which has bceu a developing ohs*ruc>.»r. and menace In the ee of nattoaal government.

questions to

the advisability of building n*> county uuiltMnga la eonsiderst Are the buildings necessary? How much will they cost* Will their

construction rstse lai

As far as the necessity of the buildings are concerned, every-

Govcrnment Is pointing the Way I body with even Ihe least knowl States and municipalities in | edge of county affali*.-dmtt* that lemons of economy ,h,> pr'wcot buildings *i* entirely ‘“-i- '--‘■’C'- *» s be dropped from the government larger than It was when the pres-

ent buildings were erected, or five, ten years, ago. snd with

POLL of 1.000.0 patroas la New York show*, we ar* taM. that corn besf aad cab bag* Is the favorite dish. Perhaps price rather than teste agwmreed

payrolls and wise flnanceerlng will this month enable the Treasury to retire 8400.000.000 4 1-2 per cent, government notes, saving the taxpayers 814.2^0.000 an-

nually.

When the reason for Mr. Cool-

Ita growing population and valuation thi> Increasing of its fa: and the rapid stride made by Its re«v*ru. th>- routine business of the county is growing by leaps and bounds The sec. ud question can be answered truthfully lu a short

Idgt s growing popularity with the ; oentence. The building* will in loo* far. It la not only his wine j all probability, coat lee« than look far. t u not only kU wise 1 *?**•?**.'. wtl1 certainly not

lews on

HAD Providence thought men uld teach boys better than oman. thing* would have been arrangsd for the men to create, bear and raise the children while women went Into the fields to

On* thing is certain: Women, tbs mothers, original teachers, have gradually changed men from long-toothed cannibalism to the present Imitation of civilised beings. If '.hat be effeminacy, make the most of It.

TIDE TABLE FOR JUNE

How to Make Sea Isle City Beautiful

The way to run brass Into gold Is to go on a note when you are asked.

George Res* says *ery few beauties go to the beach because they need baths.

There Is more patience In the world than a neighbor's children may be led to believe.

Man (to waitress): "Do ha-e frog’s legs?” Waitress: "How darr you!!

Although many men have started with nothing but a ahoe string, we think suspenders are safer.

"I'm horning in." bellowed the bull as he attempted to push open the barn door with his head.

We know a man so stingy that he talks through his nose to save wearing out his false teeth.

Mind your own business and you won't have *.o carry a rabbit foot around in your pocket.

'The easiest Job In the world,' says George Whittington. "Is tt be fire chief at the North Pole.'

'It's all over town that you’ve turned me down." sang the flapper's stockings as she put 'em on.

Another dismal failure Is the spper's attempt to continue her

oae of boredom

Do Yon Bet? The* Rend 41 Acres of Bogs. ■ t Yoo Lore Your Child. Women—After 50.

Federal Income tax official* in discover s bookmaker who deposit, between 216.000,004 and jj#. *** * "* l® Cincinnati

banka.

A ecological garden fot insect, only, and occupying forty-q^ JecMesno* furnUh a pat!on »l obit will show the good done by soaie_ insects, tbe harm dene by

others.

Without Insects, for Instance there would be no blackberries

Without

Australians

—^ BO blackberries

Without bumble bees. *s the il«trall«n* -* * VTlth

v. yv*u cannot hsvcj clover for your sheep, it

be easy to destroy all the Insect* in an orchard, but If you did that you would min the fruit cron With tf* serfs ss wftk l .

With insects, as with other

male, the dangerosu kinds are in s minority. But' the dsngerou*

ones are very dangetous.

By EMILY CAMPBELL Third Grade, No. 24

Winner of First Prise of Her Grade In TIMES Essay Contest Sea Isle City would look beautiful if the city would keep the streets dean and If the people would keep their yards dean, also keep the gross cut, so It wouldn't

grow over the pavement.

If the people would keep their garbage In cans with lids oi dogs and cats could not upset them and put rubbtan in boxes oi barrels. Instead of dumping on vacant lots, the dty would look bet-

ter.

Sea Isle would look mpeh nicer If the people would plant shade trees In front of their homes. If the people would paint their houses Sea Isle would look mare

beautiful.

The children of Sea Isle could help make Sea Isle beautiful by picking up paper and cans and putting them Into boxes or barrels.

Backward, turn backward. O time In your flight—bring me an old-fashioned supper tonight. Buttermilk biscuits and blackberry Jam.— Good country butter and sugar-cured ham. I would have doughnuts like Ms used to make,—Pass me the •tnak. Brother — pass me the

Once I

ate hominy—finer

aua. now. it's ground

corncobs snd racket-store milk —stuff that was never Inside of s cow—made out of whitewash. the devil knows how! Dlrxy. fainthearted and weak

In the lags.—Pass ms the eggs brother, pass me the eggs! I have grown weary of "tail-

ings" and ‘‘aborts" uld to cure landers and ring-worm an' warts. Weary to death of their synthetic flakes — copyright

waffles and patented cakes

Weary of "health-food" that luds men to kill.—Bring tne my bill, waiter—bring me my

bill!

What Jute Brides Should Enow

June bridi __ iti they are expected to know how

Cook and sweep and bake a pie and make a strawberry shortcake and look pretty and be sweet and gentle snd merry and sympathetic all the time, and nover be het up or flustered, and never have their hair unkempt, and never be flushed or have shiny noses, and never, never, never be Impatient with Honey, no matter what he does,

or thinks, or uys.

It costs a lot to live these days, more than It did of yore, but when yn*t eome to think of it It’s worth

a whole lot more.

The only thing the world bar been made ufe for, ao far as the late lamented war Is concerned, is

about one generation.

The Insect soologlcal garden ii

hen the refresh- much more Important to humic

beings now than the old-fashioned kind. Man's dangerous enonlc* are no longer the wolves. Hon*, catamounts and snakes. Where wolves at their worst might kill 500 people In a year, one little demon of a microscopic life, the Asiatic cholera, will destroy mil-

lions of lives.

A banana peel Is not without virtue. We saw a pompous citizen slip on one and make a poor tired mail carrier laugh.

The lad who went to military school and found he had to get up at 6 o'clock, may be added to those who agree with Sherman.

A cynical Ocean City bachelor says no matter how much of a goof a man may be. be Is the swer to some maiden's prayer.

We are assured by one claims to know the facts that girls who use flavored lipsticks do not than for their own benefit.

Why is It that when you wake up during the night anu wonder what time It la the clock always strikes half past something.

So much for appearance. Everybody thought him Intellectual when he spoke of Plutarch's lives. But It didn't mean anything. Plutarch was his cat.

Taxation without representation is no worse then taxation without the ability to pay the taxes, according to 'be way we look at it.

Lota of times the fellow who shouts the loudest for public Improvements is deed silent when i» comas to responding to an Invitation to finance the plan.

The Polish girl who killed her lover to end his suffering may have been O. K. but the precedent is dangerous. All lover* suffer more or lees.

It Is a truism to say that the man who gives more value than the letter of his contract calls for Is not going to have difficulty in getting another contract.

»e: "What's your Idea of a smart girl?" He: "One who can make her complexion taste as good as It looks.

Never tell a woman you love her—ehe Is liable to believe you "Good morning. Judge." u the American Idea of being presented at court.

“I feel sorry for the women who have had such a hard time learning to play bridge well." declares Doc Hughes. "Ju»i about a» they have, along came Mab Jong."

"Windy Wolf u certainly a good politician.'' remarked a friend. Yesterday he pretended to be-

will please note that what we told him about one

f r “»• candidate* when all the

German scientist*, fighting contagious diseases, adopt this motto: "Don't let your children be kissel by strangers." A better motto would be: "Don't let your children be klmed by anybody.” yA Kissing children that do not belong to you Is offensive snd dangerous stupidity, and that applies to politicians, and all others You need not be diseased to be a carrier of disease. Your on system may resist gems tbit would be fatal planted on the delicate mucous membrane of a child ■

The automobile industry is nov greatest in the United States, totalling more than 83,162.000.006. The steel industry comes second, about 8100.000.000 behind ihe automobile. Third comes the bittiness oi slaughtering and selllnc animals, more than 8500.000.000 behind steel. We have reached the age of billions, our first ten Industries being shove the billlos mark. This Is to be a grant automobile nr. April produced 420.178 cars. May la expected to go 20.000 higher.

If you believe that every ratAt death is Axed in advance, tbi* Interests you. William Frie. working underground In MUeourt. might have said that, with all tt» disadvantages, working In a mine at least kept you safe from lightning. But lightning struck :be steam holier at the top of the mine shaft, knocking over Roy Fenlx. followed a steam pip* feet Into the ground and killed

"No man can escape his fate.” says a German proverb, and «• perstltlon. which haa frequentlj stimulated courage, carried on the theory. The ancient gentleman, wsrned by the oracle that he would be killed by a house falling on him. did not save himself by eleepinf out of doors. A flying angle dropped a huge turtle, ctushlng (he 's head. The turtle's shell w»»

’ in pr ijlr

d s

Mias Ross Maretta. life Mrs. Gerber, snd

mother sixty-six years old. recto ertng from a long Ulnwsa return* to blue back and trapes* work «

tbe circus.

A votnan should be healthier »t aixtv-ejx than at any younger s**says this determined granAnotbi' and she la right.

Women have one advantsg*. with all the hardships that •>»« followed them since the epiw** 01

'of long Ufe la much belter th» that of a man past fifty F> ,r '“.'J

At two when we crept softly In And our wife asked where we ha

An eye we did not bat. The explanation that w» gave Turned Ananias in hla graveHe could not lie like that

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High Water Lew Water

I Fair enough. And on their part UkSn “* 41 , one. "I let the June bridegroom* const'^ indebted to

through. Do they, f'rinstance.

understand:

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'That'* what I'm afraid of." said the laddtr, *. hr drifted out

into the night

She:

"I can tell • hat brand of

cigar* a man has been smoking by

! kissing him "

Looking after the fire*? Putting up the screens?

Beating rugs?

Cleaning the flue?

Scrubbing the front porch?

Making a living? | He. "You hatrn't aavtM.. «« And do they know that they!me. I can Identify Itaiudf b5 must never, never go around th- tbe taste "P-suca by house unshaven, or with their, She: "You mii.i undent.nH •hoe. off. or with their shirt off. course, that my father or anything like that, and never. | brother. **ok. and i teirn^ never Ke <>»•>••■•>• —i.v ir-.. . * learnea

never be Impatient with Honey from them

Bunch, no matter what she say*.

or doe* or think*?

•ure My mother

-nere are several reason*, the moM Important, that they behave them selves and thus give thenisel''* * chance to live. Many old

don't do that.

A fashion hint Is the only t 101 ’

■rill take.

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