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OCEO BOULETAM

6b« of Uie rroatMt necda of “* p ® County today and one that will be . ntoney ..Ter. U the •o«*»etion of the (X«*l BouleYear* a*o the TIMES took up Ike advocacy of thU htyhway and | *■ ■* Mon “d out of aeaaon uryed ta« Unklnc toyetber of the reaoru ' of the county by a shore boulerert- The proportion waa derid-: aa expensive beyond thought •■d bitterly aaaalled by real ee- 1 tate owner* along what la now the ■aln aeaahore toad, on the ground that it would divert ao much travel from that road ar to 1m-' pair the value of real eatate. Af- * a long light. Interrupted by the

. ^ ^ ^ romTe^1 . lh « Ooraon a Inlet bridge—which

I Uaked Ocean City and Sea lale I City. Tht* link baa been com- „ lon e enough to prove iu ! vor,h “ *a Investment and has

capx vat comm Tons, fumy, oowan v im

Pa{e Nine

• Vy.TiyaUGaiir

ByA-aCHAPtN

r FITCH

o act oa without de commendations were

I in the last Isaac of the |snd one of them—the com-

:he ocean boulevard— i another column. Aa his yatem. though It

I to the State, rather than py. be urges the building

Brealey's Polnt-Somera

^idge. not as a conven’.ence.

necessity In the handling

I heavy aeaahore traffic. It I? bridge cannot be oon- | until the money from the

< becomes available. It la

r to the front! ttaelf by beocliuli

; Highway C

a U is expected to take It june la

■ keep l

Musings of the Office Cat

t0 CLERGY GOOD FIGHTERS

WANT A BISON T

Success comes In doing difficult : *C MARRIAGE—NO OJEtnEP things that others cannot do. A lahdurj

r vrs-u —wau.

added thousands of dollars to the

J OF value of land on both aides, and

with the development now under way at Whale Beach, as well as

issumlng direction of the ,elaewhere along the road, none of J Chamber of Commerce, I whlch w:,uld kjve been possible L Fttct or 1 ....... dollars additional wUl be added to V='-‘ Uo " ’ ,h “ h ^ '”01 tb. a[ th , TOUntJ „ d

instead of a lot of marsh and sand dunes, the road will be skirled by pretty homes that will be a source of pleasure to look

it* along the

main seashore road. It la worth today than ever before in *ta | history and the residents along that thoroughfare would no dotlbi be glad to have some of the travel diverted. ThU U the change wrought In a few short yea’s. The next ten will see advances made which those of the past ten

with. The people ■Imply lacked vision.

The first link having justified Basketball Mon Important Philadelphia Ledger: The other

I ripe to build the sec- day Atlantans were called upon to ond link In the chain—the Town- perform the civic duty of voting send s Inlet bridge—which will opon ?. ^ bulld *

~ A— ..a Slone Hnrto,

r to haadle aU cousty |W[lh Isle and Ocean Cl»y by a Important baseball game in a k ro P r “ t * 0 * ,or direct road. In this day of quick i “little world series" for the Dixie liberal, would transportation it U too absurd to championship. Those who went to momieal hand- < n ^ same numbered 20^)00. Those

thoaPea-wn* •

—I

Views and Reviews

.rennisie rh.i in ** roe numbered 20.000. loose template that in order to ge. nun ,bero4 7600—6400 for a Sea Isle to Avalon or Stone the loan. 1200 against. ThU result Harbor one must drive two or would have been all very well ex-

' and then the same distance btxk ,

«n-jiated that ht least 7000 votes

-Itv fnr Iks a . 7; shoBld be cast In favor of It to * r* *** COB *_ 10 ,h * OWLa - the tni * nd ‘a* 1 1*6 make It effective. 80 the loan has “ ooe * BOt lo ** ■l«ht of of the journey being as long ar fallen through. Comment U. per U- the bed rock Of all the direct route between the k*!*- unneceesary. But It goes al, 'he soil, and he Is right pi.r^ , B short . twice the dU- Y ltbou ' “ }in * 9“ t the

that special attention

0 promoting the Interests I te does not say that the I -hould oppoee the cbargon the Delaware river does say tolls are s « Put and not In keep- ^ the progress of the day. * the inferenoe that the | should oppose such an-

iiethoda

b's last recommendation <Jy to take advantage of 1-Centennial harvesi U I cannot be too strong!) To do thU will take e In preparation. A few

Council. In drawing the loan bill,

tence necessary U traveled to made it entirely too inelastic reach one's destination. ThU U a There should have been a prowaste of time, money and a ‘ " *" *

less consumption of gas.

Many s good argument is knocked down and rnn over by progress. "Lay Off." cackled the hen as »r egg miaeed the side of

nest.

If a wonan thinks she's plump 's a sign other women think

she’s a fat gob.

"May I cut in on you?” said the surgeon to hU patient as he pre-

pared to operate.

You can get a lot of fun out of life after you discover how funny

everybody U that's in it. isn Is in love when to give his sweetheart

everything Including himself. Some people make the fatal mistake o: advertising themselves a lot before their goods arrive. The farmer didn't need Federal assistance In the old days. I could raise the fuel for Dobbin. "My dear." he emotionally mu. mured as she pointer a revolver at hU head. "I simply can’t resist

you."

Some girts have a boudoir at nome. while others use the mirrors In the chewing gum ma-

chine*.

Be careful In drinking too much I dandelion wine. Tou might get half shot from the pUtlls of the dandelions. The 1*25 summer girl's complete costume weighed leas than two pounds. Make light of that.

What does tha world ne«d? Thousands of preachers, standing on the shore of time and peering into eternity with the strong authority that their vocation give* them, try

at that time the light to be too cost ly. Since then the resort sections have grown in a wonderful fashion ' and the valuation of the county has Increased. The ocean boulevard would not now be a burden and can in no fashion be termed a luxury. Tne Chamber of Commerce is oc!ng well In taking steps to bring the r’-oposition before

the proper authorities. Dollars in Politics

AUsuttc City Prom: A money masaate out in Cbhffigo Is suing to recover part of a nMVDO note, which was a small part of the sum he advanced In furtherance of Major General Wood's presidential campaign In 1820. The defense refers to the capitalist—Colonel William Proctor—aa the “kingmaker of the campaign" and avers

that after spending $1,000,000 of 1 P*Mlty is sure.

ABOUT YOUR Health Thmg* You Should Know

Cmtm,. M. D.

The Stomach’s Rest Hours Nature's laws—which are really Cod’s laws, are infallible In either reward for obedience or penalty

for disregard.

Digerdon Is a wonderful process which acts Independently of our will. In man. this most important chemical laboratory operates only in daytime, as Is true in lower animals. Digestion ceases with the oncoming of night Digestion "goes to bed early" In order that other Important work may he carried on during sleeping hours. This Is

true of all animal creation. To „ try to awaken digestion in the i other day he asked the aviator If night to a dangerous violation of 1 they were going through a tunnel,

both natural and divine law. The 1

the pulpits last

Sunday:

BRISBANE The Reverend Th. bihi. . H * nr 7 Howard: The Bible to now on the shelf not enough family prayer* Not prove* 1 1 in • cho ° 1 *—«lrae Reverend C. Everett Wagner Methodist EMscopsi: Too much preaching of Hell fire. Tbo much parading of wlckednaas Instead of talking about goodneae. Tbo much tempUng listeners by describing Uk!?! 11 * thln ** th » l the .h.^f. V ’ 8ook,nan: 700 much shifting about from place to place Toomuch roaming The people becoming nomadic, can’t settle

down.

Rev. Dr. S. E. Young, says oters neglect their duty. They could make this Republic anything that they chose to make it If they would take the trouble to do 1L Perhaps that is solemn

truth.

Rev. John Roach Stratton, who ould willingly help lynch our

modernists If bis conscience would let him. says we need more revivals. That's proved by the fact that there were ten thousand murders and only a few hangings and electrocutions in this country last year. He saw two holdups in

Chicago in one short visit. Rev. Paul C. Warren: We need

modern prophets to Interpret the old truths In the pew snd in tha pulpit. More purity of heart and strength of conviction will bring the mlllenlum.

Call a girt a "good aport" and

he to highly complimented as she But the Rev. Charle* Francis -as two years ago when you call- I Potter, prominent Unitarian, says ed her a "perfect lady.” , we need a brand new religion. In Molt. wCHir. Sow, ud ,*|1* Mncnrllj b, n-

The local woman hater says rou can't make him believe that ■ kissing has Improved any by paint-

*-g the lips.

It's all right for a girl to close her eyes while being kissed, but It's better If she keeps her mouth

shut afterwsrda.

Miss Wrench have just been married. Their children will prob-

ably go In for mechanics.

vision against such an eventuality, pom,^ funds nationally ' raised A simple sUpulatlou thatthe elec- for Wood, he added about $750. lion date might be changed in easel non more to the einendltnre

Not ool, UtH bot It U retord- it aodicWt with tbot « *d toi-j „ b«ooL method toot, ing the development of land along * >or ** nt ba f b * 11 6* m « might have parent that a poor man has no the road and depriving the county 5aTe<i “* ! business to run for public office, of thousands of dollars in '.axes. _ , ; Even In the small state of New Build this second link snd In les? Donbtlll S Thomases Will Be Left Jersey the amounts expended In than fire years there will be a <*“* Star and Wave: Rvlthe gubernatorial primary last

Cape Mav Star and Wave: By ,he subernatorlal primary last . advertising and from a map en- »P ri, >6 were eloquent of this fact,

s line of residences from a New j ersey r^, estate de- A candidate, to succeed, must be

Itch'

Isle City to Slone Harbor, velopment firm sold out recently a with a rise in real estate values large tract on White Horse Pike— that will make the recent boom *° ,d 11 ^ people in Florida, De-w-dr Ilk.. . tbirmv tro,t ' WashlnKton - Buffalo. New look like a pigni). York and other distant cities. We talk about there being only while this operation was going on many miles of beach, that it the residents nearby stood by and nnot be stretched that It must ecoffed. snd some sold their farms ..in. » nd v .. we ... aad holdlnB * for mer< ‘ Pittances.

U the tim» to beat a *" . **' “ n y only to s«e them resold at figures

oegin how, and refuse to do anything just knew were Impossible, to hasten the increase In valua- But It was done nevertheless and

for the most pari sold In the vlcln-

«e moat ttoaUy and ... thrrr .v ou , d la g e Ity of Miami to people who never .. AJI tnree results uuu.a iur . probably never ‘oncktog on nubjecu . tr p. wllbou( AtU , u> bring this - - ana prooaoiy never

Tlu ^ matter to the attention of the,

Freeholders and urge daughters have been cheated out

1 Promote the welfare of .

« and justify iu alas by cm careful mnffiilsutlns > making them effective.

1 FAGEAMT HAS f COMMERCIALIZED

Atlantic City beauty ver had ar merit, which °»ble. It has been loat In [ * cr M«ble to convert It mey-makfag affair, and

of college educations and luxuries

that should ha i

The same thing U going to happen! to some Cage May Doubting

eyre are wide

writing on the wall.

Where the Bayen Come From Pl^aaantrllle Press: It has been a matter of eondenuent of where all the people are coming from to buy seashore property, and whether the sales would keep up.

action that will get it under way before the end of 1825. The board to composed of men of vision, men who are Interested In developing the county's greatest saeet—Its ocean front—who know the big part good roads and easy communication will play In this work snd certainly no belter time than the present can be selected to build this eecu.-d link. Let it be an-

nounced that 'hto bridge to to be "thereTTreTT t built and every ."'■ot of land be- lightening and encouraging tween Sea Isle City snd Stone learn that In Philadelphia seashore

vputetlon the big re- Harbor will jump In value snd In- booms are having their efWell to cut it out. ; will he aa thick a* here feCt Upo ° ^ lot * 1 r ** 1 *» UlU mnrL, AB . lr tnrA v, * ton ' w111 h* “ ,,llck “ **** ket Philadelphia brokers are sufaffair took pUce this „ u no , wUe to scatter shot fertaj a marked dullness, as there « charges that It w hen bunting big game, and first has been Utile trading In Philadel•urned Into s profes- of get the Townsend's Inlet Pbto or suburban properties. It to l. r ,r 1,1 ^ br ,h * , ,b * «>“ , P , * , ‘ on of lh * enUr * cllne to buy home real estate snd I . n4 ** r ,or breach of ocean boulevard to the object buy on the seashore.

e claims be had a aougbt and that the next request

' r *** •'Mb Um> girt, oj,, p, for the two remaining The Ocean Boulevard Di, broken by ffigning Unke—Stone Harbor to Anglesea WUdwood Tribune-Journal: The ■* 0, *on picture company. Md cold Spring to Cape May. County Chamber of Commerce to

can w(lh tb , wh ole road hard sur- to take up. in accordance

with the recommendations of President Fitch, the completion of the ocean boulevard. Sea Isle City and Ooesn city ere already con-

' *• quite a million nected. Avslon and Stone Harbor »U1 read with regret A puncture wound to always a c * n be reached from the other re“Peratic etare have i menace. The germ of teUnus— onl ? by going out on the slog over the radio lockjaw—cannot live In air. Open m “ n «-«*bore nmd. The project ilw * ' ; u, the sir any wound made by a “ outlined would mean the buildWirt, at rmult b. ^ * IM Ot brtto. brt—» «. UU

( Ity snd Avalon and between

:: North Wildwood and Stone Har-

bor. From North Wildwood the

lad to learn the the- 800,1 ‘b* foreats will be dry and boulevard wtuld continue on down sktnta Inflammable. Then all the Wildwood Gables and then Into

* are not eon- (houghtless camper hsa to do to 1 rape May.

Our waste'just drop his cigarette. Nature' This project was first broached

will attend to the rest. more than a decade ago. but was

either well-to-do himself or have influential friends who are well-to-do—and in the latter instance how can he be strictly independent and responsive only to the public

In general.

Work is a Tonic Camden Argus: If there to anyone place where men should die young from excess nervous sctirlty it would seem to be the New York Stock Exchsnge. Yet I hsve a list before me which shows the name* of 42 men who have been members of the thirty-five or more years, every one of whom to still

living.

1 doubt whether one of these to leas than seventy years old, while the sverage to close to eeventy-

flv*.

Probably there to not a farmer's grenge that can show a better record of longevity. Men do not die from activity, mental or physicalMen die from inactivity and »rry. Work to a tonic.

Buy a sheep, implores Irving

Man cannot maintain hto FV.ch. then you and your neighstrength without protein. These. bor can 801 b sleep while he to are animal snd vegetable, and are' lulvtly mowing the lawn

taken as food. I stil acted upon M.

i’.”,'» .o;-: "Ton If absorbed Mdlgesled. are nrtire ,^7' W £ e “ we re poisons And. most things swal- Ji!*' 5, er . the P ho , ne - our lowed are absorbed, whether dl- rUn aIons the

Rested or not- Fancy all the juices

of a heavy six o'clock dinner being ' The other day we saw a girl thrust Into the blood stream with- with bright, bright eyes. But we out proper digestion in the «tom- found out later that it was only ach. No wonder the vlcttm to atupld ibe sun shining through the back

and without appetltle next morning. No wonder the “no-breakfa*t" plan! The merciless, invisible foe In this chapter to THE FASHIONABLE SIX O'CLOCK DINNER! This defiance of natural laws to building blood-pressure all over our land, hardening arteries, and producing all manner of liver and kidney diseases. Apoplexy—cerebral hemorrhage—the death certificate reads. Killing more men at fifty to sixty-five than cancer! Traced back to the six o'clock dinner in the vast majority of Instances! Those who presist in this defiance of the laws of health are certainly reaping consequences. This sort of crime is never un-

punished.

That’s Different

Girl:—"Will you please turn c

keep

the radio. Jack.* Harold:—"Why do y calling me Jack?" "Oh. I'm sorry. I, keep thinking this to Wednesdsy festesd

of Tuesday."

Eternal Triangle

Fablegram: 'Tto said that

TIDE TABLE FOB OCTOBER

Hloh Water Low Water AM. PM. AM. P.M S.SS 7.17 12.47 1.1« “-42 S.GJ 1.21 2.00 X.2S S.SO 2.10 2.47 2.11 0.24 202 2.22 *'• ’0.10 2.47 4.20

2—Frl Ur *

2—Sat.

faced. It will be the best investmvni the county ever made.

» strike,

lo tting low.

How, Would You

Atlantic City Press: It to plain enough that completion of the Del-

aware River bridge will be delayed r auipcram - it

until tbe toll. ut-Uuu t. «m«r ^

*

dollar per car toll to cross Bear Mountain bridge. In the lower Hudson highlands, and making a wad of money. Tolls cause little Inconvenience. apparently, and no lack of patronage, for the automobiles are so thick that they must be kept in line to get across the great structure. To let “tolls— for or against" stop a great enterprise seems as foolish as wringing the neck of a hen rather than bothering with her eggs. A small boy. directed to stop eating a lollypop until after dinner: will occasionally throw the candy away in a fit of anger, but one would scarcely expect such putulant conduct of two great commonwealths like Pennsylvania and New Jersey.

Oh Very Well First Young Business Gent:— By the way. Harry w here do you buy your typewriter ribbons T' Second Y. B. M.:—“Oh. Calvin. I don't—and besides—I'm married now."

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of her head.

The tallest man In the world has been arrested in New York for debt. He was found to be eight feet five Inches tall and fifteen

hundred dollars short.

If a popular girl had three were respectively WlUiam. Wllgentlemen friends whose name* 1 Ham. and William, could it be aald that she had the wllleto? Wanted—Any Information that will lead to the whereabouts of tbe old-fashioned girl who used to blush when somebody Intimated that she bs«* . .vretty figure.

Better -

Famous Halfi

- sole

- and —

- shot.

signing from hto job. It to very enlightening to read twenty or

thirty sermons a week.

If you would like a pet bison, you cam get one from the Government. Too many of the big animals are In Yellowstone Park, so 100 of them are offered free to cltlrens that will pay the cost of

catching and expressing.

The Government has proved that the "dying bison" can be brought back to life. Perhaps the Government will do as muen for the dying snd vanishing forests, much more Important than the

picturesque bison.

Miss Fay Itenphier. young California girl, who ''easily snd naturally" won the beauty crown of "Miss America" says. "Marriage won’t Interfere with my career.” Of course not. The real business of human beings on this earth to to make it a little belter while they are here, and hand on what ability they have to future generations, that (hey also may

work.

Good qualities. as heredity

proves, are banded on by women. And the woman whose program does not Include marriage can't poasibly have a complete career,

matter what the feminists may In a chain, tbe link that

breaks to not the successful link.

It hss beva-Trigfeted here oc-

casionally during* the past ten years, that architects should hsve their minds on landing roofs for flying machines. Now Chicago, about to build a $16,000,000 poslofflee. will ask Congress to approve a building, two city blocks long.

with s landing roof for the flying

Our appreciative government re- 1 m * 1, Tha ' * ou,d cul ^ hour off wards valor with medals and ,h * mal1 fll 6*>t from Chicago to

punishes its liquor offenders with New York -

bun,

John. John!” whispered the ln 8 roof for buyers snd sellers, alarmed wife. "There are bjirg- and employ*** flying to work in lars In tbe pantry and they're eat- ‘he morning and flying back at ing all the p -s." j night. ''Well, what do we care." mum- i The great "congested traffic bled John, rolling over, "so long problem" may be solved from the as they don't die on the premises.'' roof before it to solved In the : streets. However, don’t let that Ye Oldtimer discourage you about good real eeOh. my darling Nellie Gray j ta * e They have taken her away. ! ■ • They caught her making moon- Questions and Answers Question: "Tell me how long

r. 1 -

hgt should be loved?’ 5 55 Once a boy got a rusty gun.! Answer: "Same as short ones.” 6.47 ] which he pointed at hto little Question: "On what side to one’s 55 sxl i br0,l,er - iu *' for a Joke, and |t bread really butteretl?" _•— didn't go off. So the boy never - ' - ** - -* -

21— Wed. 22— Frl.

24—Mon. 27—Tues. -Wad.

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Answer: "Drop It and you'll al-

llved to see hto name printed in wa > rs flnd it 8 the bottom side.” tbe newspapers. Question: "What's pasteurised

milk?"

"Why." asked the school Inspec- Answer: "Milk Trom cows that tor. "should we celebrate Wash- have been out to pasture." ington's birthday more than we do Question: "Why do old maids mine?" wear cotton gloves?" "Because he never told a He. Answer: “Because they have no

sir." shoulted Tommy. kids."

„ .. —7- Question: "Should there be Hari. Why does a railroad more clubs for women?”

company always pick out single Answer: "Good gracious, no!

me “ *or brakemen?" Try kindness first.” Kan: Because no married man Question: "What's overhead ex-

would ever dare to slam a door penae’"

the wav those hov. do •• Answer: "Hair nets."

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4.54 12.22 12.54 . — - 7.42 1.67 1.41 the way those boys do.'