Musings of the Office Cat

TIm Chlnwa Uncuac* haa 16,000 vortla and th«r all aonad alike to aa.

It doeant oar to be crooked. Look at what happened to balrplna and oorkacrewa. Love, they aay la like a photographic negative—It moat oe developed In the dark. One of the blggeat problems oi modern housekeeping la bow to dlapoae of all the tin cana. I know a certain little lady and her name la Logga. I wouldn't take her to a doc-fight If I knew both doge. Keeping that achool girl complexion Uni half aa hard for aome > cutlea aa getting that "bathing suit ' figure." Gladys, the atenographer, says: “The key to opportunity lent the keyboard of a typewriter." If you don’t think eomc oM sidewalk crusher la wide-awake, lust watch him when a pretty fitoper by. A Court House housewife says blackberry sauce la excellent .'or marking linen It la very plain and durable. Golf la becoming so expensive

One thing that the Bible on la what Mrs. Noah said afuflood abort the mad that i tracked Into the ark. There never was an art

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and sell It for lean

"Tea." said the beautiful Ocean City wife reflectively, “I married for love, .ad I’m going to keep right on mari-’ng until I get If The Indian haao--iunUrs oi Ecuador have a way of a-.-lnklrg skulls to one-third of their nst.-al size. Couldn't «« detour English lecturer* to South America?

who will concentrate his entli energy in placing Five Mile Beac where it rightly belongs,—en top ! of the Hat ef tie eeeatry's greatest ,

lately the old-

the minds of many and that it will be greeted by denunciation from other*. To the latter, it would be well to reiterate for the last

_ „ it In a m Ufa. says MU Austin. Is when he realises that pitching bail makes acre, eating lobster makes

watermelons were ripe? Baby Peg has decided to let her name be need for advertising purpoees by a face powder concern, but It la still undecided about the reducing corset proposition. A Han't Life

Young Bob LaFolIette’s Victory Shows Youth a Real Fighter Cannot Be Simply Tagged “Son of Hit Father”—Instead is a Fane Far Greybeards To Beckon With By EDWARD PERCT HOWARD

r ernor for three. ! are usually re-elected. ' electing them for two years indicates and Bute ' expenses of aa extra election, and Wyman being assured ! uf two years' service in advance. 1 should make him a better public I have 1 a chance to he returned for a 1 term if his services merit Under the : the Governor would r he Ineligible to succeed himself 1 M Is the The

THB Bank of England, known ' aa “The Old Lady of Thread needle ■ Street.” la to have lu history writ-

mi. ISIS — — — mve hh> Wife a new axs for her j provides a tough )ob for aome as-

son convinced of one fact—that the boy Senator cannot be tagged simply aa “the sou of bis father.’' Robert M. La Toilette. Jr., baa a personality all his own. If he w'na for hlu-velf any soubriquet In the public tnu.'* it will i that of ’'Fighting a->b H. rather ’’Diplomatic Bob ’ “ Not that the young mau is of the suave persuasive type found in diplomatic fiction that confounds Itself out of Its own mouth. Far

om it.

The La Follette diplomacy rather a natural bent for g of friends than any studied effort to be agreeable. Nor la there anything In bis attitude that Indicates was knee* What might be taken for timidity ae a fact la Inherent There la not. however, a glimpse ae calm poker eyes that be-. >eaka anything but fixity of purBurfaee Judgment of young La Follette Is likely to prove InacThe young man la destined to grow into our national life In a manner that will have to be reckoned with by the greybeards. Quiet In manner, dear cut In thought, well rooted in conviction. but with a mind open to conviction, this youthful Senator —the youngest man to occupy this distnguiahed office, save two —cannot be considered either aa "Tub" man or a "No" man. Grounded In the beliefs of his

notod father he carries with hftn all the tenacity of purpose of his dad, all hia political acumen, all his courage, but all modified by - - - _ Jm younger generation of thought, which when well balanced aeee the uaeleasncm of havoc created by those who famed bull In the proverbial china

'op.

Youngest of his sons, the elder Lu Follette trained this boy for bis place in politics though to the public he remained unheard He absorbed principles for which his fought, until they became a part of his. HU became tb ' live contact with all of and women through the length and breadth of the land who worshipped at the shrine of the battling Senator from Wisconsin.

Aspirin tablets.

ago that It was dangerous to Judge the contents of a bottle by the label It bore must have foreseen the conditions that prohibition going to bring. A man may lie about his golf score and cheat when be plays aolltalr*. but have you ever beard ■ho paid a higher Income ry Just to the public Additional Joy might be put Into life if the railroad companies would get their train announcers to take a few lessons from the gentlemen who do the announcing at the radio broadcasting stations “Gosh. I didn’t realise that chap aa ar **-*-* *—*— “ “nie other day ha told ate that he had lout _ to fiad oat.

When you feel like the darn world U wrong. And your Ups want to bum a melancholy aoug. Get off In a corner, far away from your clan And yell the darn aoug Just aa loud aa you can. iweet smile will com

A Fable The King was playing tennis. He

Information from which could be at will by bU lather a fund of Information Impoeslbie elsewhere to be gained. The young man sensed reaction as If be himself were the inspiration of all public thought. And he never mistake in Judgment, who Imagined that In the quiet young lu Follette they would find a youth who might easily be forced Into the background quickly learned their error when the people >f Wisconsin called oa the aon of La Follette to

carry on.

cried hia majesty in high wrath, and sixteen courtiers were killed in the rush, for twas no tean offense to disobey bis highess in those days. Health Motes "Gargling with antiseptics," says a medical expert “will kill the influenza bacillus." Perhaps, but ‘ ' you make one of those and still while you make it gargle? He Should Be! A Missouri editor U in hiding since he published th- following tribute to a local society woman: "ov- *--- always had mangy

In Chicago, where thia to written. John O.

to an i _ under which __ will supply to,000.000 to build the world’s larg-

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the help of the people, give back the money to the peopla among whom they earned It Mr. Shedd’a gift of a great aquarium is money well a pent It will Increase the supply of public

If to the exhibition of strange creatures of the oceans and lakes the John O. Shedd gift co-ild In-

a to get rid of sharks that • hilUoua of valuable fish . savage

aa air force controlled by n flying, men that are I the difference between an a monoplane and a weak cloth made blplans, more than In great uniforms. or servile saluting. Providence, taking care of the birds, put in charge of them the brains of birds, not the brains eg rabbits or turtles. Why should this nation, depending for Its safety In war, upon flying machines and flying men, put the nation's flying department under the control of human rabbits from the navy or turtles from the army? Not tar from the train on which this is written In Arkansas City, Kant ■ there Uvea a dog. name unknown. and all the rest of his Ufa that dog will believe In miracles. Hia owner probably dead by this time, was Warren Hardy, of quick temper. Selling his shotgun by the end of the barrel. Hardy hit the dog with the butt. Neither he nor the dog knew the gun was loaded. Hardy is In the hospital, and probably wont r

gunpowder, that dog will always believe In miracles, and also In a special providence that avenges dogs, when they are hit with the butt end of a gun. It Is foolish, however, to aay the less you understand the more readily you believe In miracles. The radio is a genuine miracle It take* tntelli1L A savrge

in It. He

would simply say

strictly. Children In the primary schools, tafaa* "“* - - - patterns, are ■

While Too Wait 'T want my overcoat cleaned and relined, when wUl it bo lady?’’ “I don't know, my father's In >urt!" *Tn court? What's he doing

The Wearing Apparel eectlon of the TIMES Classified Department la a guide to the best clothing stores In the county.

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