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GREATEST OF ALL WEALTH

You c«a keep % good-for-nothing

AMERICA'S OASlin SPOT ALFALFA AID FREEDOM raxiam for ara»ry Our crag* nr* orth blUlciu

Moct fnilurM nr* simply pwpt* who stmt before they ere reedy.

omen like to weer their age like their gowna, ea low aa poe-

Sign in Kin Kluer'a oMoe window: ■‘Will be back at one. Out to lynch." -ou think bualnaeB U poor. Bob Piarpont. think of the hairpin naker. After all, cplnea Prank Swain, there wasn't much U' Adam to praise except hla originality. Men become aacceeai'al by being carefai and remain successful only tob£ ea they are careful. Two can either lire or love or ek their old k>*v letters in water and seu it ayrup. A friend cf mtnr says a certain Wildwood banker la ao coldblooded be per^lrea loe-watar. The Height of PutlUty—Preellent OooUdge wean a pair of apurs ounta his iron horse. My due's ao fast that when he a arout d a haystack he has to himself every third Plenty of folks have good aim life—but. Luther Ogden « n let of them never poll the trig with wboutad*!* fruTthair Uree eecerwirg to the laooaa Austin aays tbv original tax. as you may know, buying her candy for getting I

In our mines nad* oil wells are hundreds of bill tons stored away, and that's encouraging. The unosed water power of this ai.tloa U worth tens of billions, and’ other tens of billions for Irrigation purposes afterward. That's •joooraging. and also the fact that la the atmosphere above there are sadism billions worth of nitrogen, which can be brought down by electrical power. t »Aere Is a greater wealth.

One single city. New York, has for the first time in its history

enrolled in its public school

Yak* away thee* children, and to country, with ail its mines, water power and fertile soil, would amount to as little as u did when

E. Z. Pox says keeping up apcea and keeping down can't be done by the i to not certain whether hit by an automobile or a street car. bat be to certain It was something hard. It takes a fellow of some at

Some guys are ao dumb they leave the theatre after the second act lost because the program ‘Act HI same as Act IL"

farmer feel at borne. George Red ding thinks, tractors ought u have a tail to switch in fly time. tended from a monkey.

L<hl Ver

one light, you am! whose white leghorn pullet laid SIS eggs in two connive weeks."—The Vancouver

spent their time murdering each —her. At the Genesee, K. Y.. Pair Lieutenant-Governor bowman arranged to ride one mile on the buck of a five-ton elephant. The farmers doubUem laughed, as they saw ISO pounds of human being carried by 10.000 pounds of

A 10.f 1 90-pound elephant will any on Its heed one mahou*. to guide the big beast, and is the howdah on its back an English gentleman eager to kin a tiger Without giving that tiger a chance to kill him. C insider the gap between KubAl Khan and automobile manufacturers who give you for a few dollars a little machine that will carry seven people forty mllee aa hour, carrying more than its own weight In freight. greet la thinking had

than we are. Hiding over the desert lands, destined to be the world’s most beautiful garden, from Colorado

buying land, hoping to live there some day. at the end of your mighty dollar hunt in the Bast. Nothing grows until you Irrigate. And when you irrigate everything will grow. Do you put fertiliser or lime on Mojave Desert alfalfa* Not an ounce of either. Alfalfa roots gi down eighteen feet through sod

made up of lime, minerals and centuries of growing and decaying bunch grans, grease wood and sagebrush. You cut your alfalfa seven times a year for fifteen or twenty yean: then plant it again. Irrigate it. and Nature does the

should go there. He would gather valuable Information. Going through that country.

blue sky as big aa

Another reason the radio will

Many el the World'* Greatest Achievements Have Been Brought never take the place of the nc*»- ... _ _ , paper, snaps Poster Goalln. to that About By Thoar Dmsatufced With Oonditmn* and you cant hide behind a radio aei

| at the breakfast table when you

where swarms l

Your only hope is that the government will know enough t

"iif

iteUigenUy and

I Some times people who sgy. “Give! my letters It us the truth." are termed pessi- same letters

mists and knockers. Now there! with age. for the girl and I are two classes of them people— think my letter to you too those who make dire predictions hare improved with age. Ueh will r-m- * iad 40 no,hin * : 10 t»«»*dy them, tome-brew. At tret you tl

John Hulbert. official execu-

r wife, tioner at Sing Ping prison, quits

. ^ , hU Job after killing 349 in the It takes a lot of funny people electric chair. Por this be has

t of me. I had 10 00 “ plrt ' ,hr wortd - Yesterday bfren $21.006—*150 for each

a married man. ** of h ** ow «> * ree killing.

the “Use of "^il and accord, purchase a piece WU1 , te retiring executioner had rhubarb pie. Yea. we dent like ever meet, on the other shore, the hUe rhubarb pie 140 that he sent on ahead? If ao.

or old. rooms,, o, *“ l “f.." td. the proud new home- Th * Jlk him - Ter > Uhciy.

• quits using his handker- 11 ** difficult to find another dust the floor and wood- rl * cuUo, ' , ' r - because be must be a

* w*J»a axier vwcfc anu ro» _ , . * his wile do it with a dustcloth. for * U^ng. It should be not it ° difficult, but impossible, to find

on the engagei the dial

Dumb Du'i Wife Says:

difficult, but ImpoaMMaw t

and those who recognise the evils nothing of R. but after it “aged Tbry aat logetber on the sofa such a man in a civilised State,

and set about to remedy them 1 in the wood” of your desk you in d admired the ne This Utter darn are defended in liked the taste better. rtri - gh, looked a the following communication, j It would be a waste of valuable ^ , nd .hispered: which is worth careful reading apace to publish that letter. I do ~MT- John, isn't It dear?"

and afiords much food for not think your readers would "Only two more payments. Doctor:—"Your husband to in a ,ko ®* ht: profit by my letter* A newspaper dear." be replied. critical condition—do you give

j In a small community la more permission to »■* a Uxoi July It. It25. than a mere newspaper; 1! is a Nature lover (gazing at a gi- thetic*”

Wm. A. Haffert. Baq. magaxine of education and In- ganUe tree): “Oh. wonderful Wife of Patient:—"I certainly Cap* May County TIMES. formation, a medium of enter- mammoth oak. If you could speak MieTr p.treuiaing home 1 Sea lale City. N. J. talnmenl. therefore, it rbould what would you tell me? i--——■—-

My Dear Mr Hafifert.—Re- cor tain only such items that are Gardner (nearby): "S'caae me.

It to fair to say to pot reading a letter does not always: informing, enlightening and en- mum. but e would probably say:

nosed on the roseate reports of Mr please me as I have bad acme tertaining. to any of ^ these sub- 'If you please. I m not sn oak.

Wayne B Wheeler and his Sahar painful experiences in that Une j )ecu my bun" ' ~

aa eamrndss. bat on careful stod Once I had my letters reread be add one totA —• ta America by oMdal fore a company of thirteen men i It would ** “**£* "?* .. . and private with a girl placed on a high leuge your statement that After

.— — - - — .eaeral their chair, drying her eyea with a silk ; all. Isn't theattltude of H. R. to t.M*. while the chap who reports confirm the views of such handkerchief, for effect. «*d.j painting » «W ptoture. better

than the atUtude oi one who s

*’ ■' ---a- aft. gefi*. persons as WiUtem Alien White.: would you beUeve U? I _

atta at n __ who thinks that nfier prtKMttoa «*lher marry her or pay *5.*90. things through The ams» narfnl y* nes the more ^ nisnmprteii of liquor has : tor signing my name to terms of j Rosy pletu 'es »

U easts yon to tto*. bean rufiaead at laant M per «Mat.! enfiesnoent. But the]

Can’t study in the fall

Gotta play football

Can't study to the winter.

Gotta clay basketball Can't study to the

Gotta play ‘

Can t study in the

Gotta girt.

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