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B KLSCHO* BAY K»tt» SM«nOty don’t Mem to i worrying aoch about th« «l«c- °» next Toeaday. Tko primary election, coming In Job* this bu Jvst naturally passed mind, and In tho tnterresing monthsi the poUUtal pot has bean allowed tc cool. In tact It U so cold that It’s hard to get It cren simmering, much leas boiling. The result will naturally be a light rote, except where there are local fighta. and when la a light Tote the result Is always la doubt. a should not he. It Is the I duty of every dtlsen

mt by the politicians and fur the politicians, when the - People do not get not to the ballot box and there register their choice as to who shall —»- laws and handle U treasury. Next Tuesday’s election la n * Importaat one for Caps May . —mty, for three Important ofE flees are to he tiled within the anty and the highest ottee la s Stats la to ha tiled.

t wtH sat by

they ARX

' t.iere Is grs'

t%at ught vote that the real exp * "** of U>s people will not be s of, while 13 them etoetod.

la to he hoped

e open from early ‘ morning until 1st* evening next ’ Tuesday. U only takes n few

inntes to vote.

YOU OWE THOSE FEW MIN LTES TO YOUR CITY, COUNTY

AND STATE.

Musings of the Office Cat

"Biggest Hog In Illinois Dice.” Just who was the biggest hoc in Illinois?

Unpardonable sin: In the eyes of a woman any sin another wo-

THE BERTH 001TB0L DEAH GAS WAB “BAXBOBOUSr BP 80, WE HEED *T RESPECTABLE BEAL ESTATE B» careful about llttlo thluga. Breltbart. called the strongest man In Oermany. bent Iron bars with

’Quick. Wataon. the need— pleaded Sherlock Holmes. ncUdng - hole In the heel of his sock. If the girls didn’t keep cool in their summer dresses last summer then It Is an Impossible )ob.

This Week

And the only wi»n who ci really fill another man’s sho properly is a good shoe clerk. Doc Hughes says do not ask a candidate what he elands for If you are trying to catch a street

~r.

Perhaps the president prefers riding a hobby horae because he dossn t have to speak to t

maL

"That U the latest stile" laid the Ocean View farmer, as he pointed to the new gate In tho fence. "What Is the matter with the youth of today.* somebody >■- quires. It surely couldn't tx lack of advice. Before It Is too late, thsre is oos thing we must give the Turks -rudit for; they got up a ,'retty ood bath. “Where are you from?’ "South Dakota." "My! You don’t Ulk like a That poet who 'note of the bade of night and the sheltering aim knows the great A oner all rightroster Gosltn thinks th Job In the world would go to the Humorous Editor of the Coagres-

A. BRISBANE

with

scope are stronger than any man. Such germs are usually on the

Dean Inge, eminently table clergyman at the head St. Paul’s Cathedral in London, favors birth control. He says "LUnlt free education to not more than three children from,

any one family.’’

He believes parents will limit the number of children, if they have to educate all but three at their own expense. Good, gloomy dean, he knows little about human

What would the dean have said > Nancy Hanks, with bars feet, lady unable to read or write, ring for a heavy baby In a hut w'.th a dirt floo-. and without windows? He’d hare said "Leave child bearing to the educated upper ‘ «a, my dear.” But the big beby waa Abraham Lincoln. You

of »*.••• Then there are a people who carry

ha settled by the courts, contrasts with the obstructionist potter ' - his Jersey ssoclates to their ! Unct disfavor. He predicts that after the Jersey elections of Noi rember S opposition to quick > pletlon of tbe bridge will ' i tolls Issue will go to the He treats tbe whole Jer-

T resort turnpike not already a should be paved, sad all

inlng highways should also xorr BOOM HEEDED

NEW WORK 18 UNDER bout a qtMiaJor. 1M« will t greatest resort year

The truth of what the Freeholder* claimed i driven home this

MI0.dM.0M. It Is a good deal of money, but It need not cause anyone the distress with which it is viewed by some aoa-hoardsi It is leas than one-tenth of tl listed cash In circulation : tbe United Staten

ce of chief Ive of Mew Jersey there Is lag shout the dignity and reaponsttiUlty of the offtee which makes him resolve to do his best, to be fair to all. to forget party

There isn’t a &T*at deal of peace on earth for the gee' who ~ waited until the last minute pick her present. Sea Ir’.e Chick says a girl's a ate like pickles In a bottle—the diet is hard to get. but the rest come easy.

n willed to him by a distant

lattvu.

Bank bandit* are said to have a horror of buckshot fired from a gun. It’s a form of broadcasting with which static has no

’ Her.or. New Jersey *

1 proba'tly

remarkable record that tbs great arch is several mouths ahead of

To sacrifice

. __itage and to plunge the bridge Into uncertainty and delay for political nil ret would be a crying shame and a betrayal of substantial Interests on both sMss of tbe

, tbe world are not due law-break-_jo find their way to the r county Jail, but this kind of . treatment 18 DUE to those who , bsvs u> use the County Clerk’s office. Conditiou* la this office, due > to overcrowding, are doyismhls. , Record searchers haw to some- - times stand In line for fifteen or twenty minutes to get to a rec-

that additional machines and employees caaaot be pot In to catch up with the tremendous volume of work now going through the

Clerk s office

THE WONDER 18 THAT AMT WORK—or at least ACCURATE

work—is done at ell.

There should not be soother grtv- second's delay la getting ready

tient with all their debtors five. six. seven and. on som these loans, sight yssrs they have taxed themselves to carry int | charges that should have

s electrical de-lTbey have been pul Mt with promSs’lsss and forced to fight a psrsto-

ly St 1

t with special favors to n And It is no fault '>f Mr. Moore's no fault of sincere Democrat* ho are supporting their ticket, a' fault of thousand* of lawab ding dtlsen* who for one reaeot or another are going to vote for Mr. Moore, that he also has the support of the bootlegging fraternity, the underworld Interest* and those shallow thinkers who really believe a Governor of

New Jersey votes on this n Issue—"liberalism’ -observance. For this la the act ami last thi candidates and the They are only Incidental

were advertised. There came along the motion pictures, and they demand full

of it* ramification*, and Urns it almost absorbed ins sovariiMsg pagan Now has ooow tbs radio. With is s period of s few years this -- ha on* of lbs Ivsrtisad pro

• TIMES Is not . rtsdom of (he “t md true" who as

r u this seas. T„ ng Is where the dlstine-

! confused drivink* for the new w —— Pe^nTlrUg . oar mss -*»k should be oomplsu* by this •n the son- time. ^ *nd instead of stopping ««• of Wueprinla Th* Freeboiathe soeslerator. snTruns *« had (he vldon-they —

bill as wall as 'heir own. That patience oadum sight years, la wiring France has triad It sorely through

not stand the strain of another game of Old World politics played In Washington for the benefit of lie, the taxpa/nt- ihe Admit tioa and Congress want are . maaaat settlement*. Just to both creditor sad debtor. The Baal tofie i* Mem Jersey Atlantic City Pram

showing that Supreme Court Justice 8wayse apparently interpreted, as an attempt to Infiuence.

‘‘•'ting the child, bat can

- la K recktas

Tbs public now realises that tc ike need of a— buildings u not

dreamers brain,

hut that tbs need to ACTUAL.

exhibited through the advertising pages, which will extoll the advantages of this or that

flying machine

An inlet-eating feature of recent

advertising is found In the fact _

that many writing folk are giving characterised it a* Just an ordi thwr attention to the preparation nary conversation with so at iof advert lament*. For a consider- tempt to influence the Juror, able time many of the bast ertl*U Newspaper headlines today call jof th* country have bom In the the Whitney expose ''startling-'

hands of the City Commissionn and hi* colleague# Thi# wa* during the Jury fraud scandal* in Hoboken six year* ago. At tbe time Mr. Moore's secretary

but that tbe neeo is outvote ^ the country have bom la the ,1110 Whitney expose "startling, i VITAL AND IMMEDIATE 1 publicity field. Now some of tbe 1 Perhaps it to But have poll11

nor SUser well know. To delay mid harm New Jersey fax | not wtSer than It could possibly harm th. next

- ——— Hudson County.

mains that, very large- . the struggle on No-

Mr < to a struggle between ’liberal*" of New Jersey and

AM- P.M AM PAL 4-M 4.14 It.SS UA4 ».t» f.4I l.ST - -

to being modern warfare, to Iks least brutal, most merciful form of war thus tar devised by human brutality. Chemical warfare could render unconscious the Inhabitant* of a whole city, capturing without killing them. Tbe old style of war waa to burn the city, kill the mm and women. The

gas, tear gas and other are mors merciful than or bullets. Just as powder bullet* are more merciful weapons of an earlier kind.

In the big war entire regiments, made temporarily blind by tsar gas. were taken prison era and

—— I brought Into camp, tears streamThoms* A. Edison says In time 1 in, down their faces, unable en will live to be 200 years old. — • - — - —

They will have to live that long If they ever hope to answer all of Mr. Edison's questionnaires.

Becky: What’s the matter? Agnes: I'm In a terrible dllema I’ve got two proposals and can’t decide which to marry first. The Latartin Jaxr “Have you beard the new Tange

At Dawning “I worked on that problem until S o'clock this morning.” "Did you finally get the Idea*’ "Yea, It began to dawn on me.'

to find out what wa* with yon and than tol you would be ail right of da/a?

1 tried to mil a

for hi* children, but the man refused to buy. ssytsg be bad walk when be wa* a boy and didn't Jo him any harm.

Mrs. Spriggs "lira. Briggs ’

"Do you need

_ "Neither do

Lot’s go Into this shoe store and rest while they try some on us.”

She CouUn'T Help It

A good old dame is Maggie Wood She did her beat at saving food: No wonder that she felt depres When Paw would spill soup

A man In Toledo has been a rested for shooting his roommal He says that be was trying to k • bed bug. At least give tl feller credit for thinking up

How Sad!

Dr.

W. D. Mason, veterinary uirgson. of 721 Pine Street, wa* yesterday afternoon bitten by s log with rabies. The dog. which belonged to T. A Lupton. died g fsw hours after biting Dr. Mason

u-From Iowa weekly

Only a sickly sentimentalist n call that kind of warfare nor# horrible" than the old ahioned war that shot men to pieces and left them to die of festering wound* on the battle-

We are not going to attack anybody, and should develop to the highest point every known hod of warfare. Including nlcal warfare, to be ready for attack. Meanwhile, poison caasre are to be used more and more in legitimate war. In fighting the boll weevil and the European corn borer, which has already Appeared In several States, and might. If unchecked, blight the corn crop ss the boll weevil does tbs cotton

Real estate to a respectable and considerable buAuixa August Heckscher. who says he to Uk» tbe old cab horae in Dickens, tkrf would fall down If Us driver allowed it to atop, goes on working and occasionally buys something. A few days ago fof “all cash" be bought a 22-story building at No. 41 Broadway. New York, for 217.000.000. That would surprise old Astor. who used to buy farms on Manhattan Island. Moral: Buy a piece of real estate now. where tho 117.000.000 building will be later.

Which Would You Bather Be?

Rodolf Valentino. Babe Ruth. President CooUdge. or Odes Phillips?

First Boy

eard that song am

ramps?

Second Boy Scout First Boy Scou Tramp. Tramp.

Marching.’'

Scout: Have you

the Boys are