Cape May County*• Hone Newipaper

CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday, January 8, 1926.

r 609*TY TIKIS I vttfc tfc* a« lata cur

JJHay hr tH«

d m auoad-CUH Butter at Pom OTIC* at 8w lal* City,

tbs Washington debutante ara' and graaa have been allowed to I glrta from the country. Indeed run wild U it were not for Washington'* Thla condition te more apparAlftlnc population and the heavy ent on the outaklrU of tbe rrIntug of the rural flapper It U ■ eorta. but It la the ouiaklrte that hard to conceive how life would 1 the rlalior ares flrnt and It la! be bearable In the great city of f.om theae that he geu hta Aral "ateamen. And the abort aklrta impreaalona of a place, sip not a little. in a eurvey of conditions In Mra. Henderson need have no some place* one almost- conclude* ar for the morals of the Ameri- that a good Are would be a blema girl. They are Inherent and ln * *■ dlagulee In certain local I-,

not to he ganged by the fluctuat-

Ing use of the tape uensure. We I 80 ,ar P rMent buildings are all loved Victoria In her day. We co » e * r »> td » mile time, work and rd our Nancy Hanks. Butl^"’ ’ Bould -"••• won<>rv have changed, and so hare' feBC ** • l " 1 00,b,,Udi ‘ 1 h» aklrta Md sanitation and human • ,rm ‘• h,rn^,1 a *- de * d «'»“ ■ nd

| weeds clraned oat. rubbish dlej »f and tbea a coat of paint added the transformation would i he wonderful and the venorta. a* }

w j-m. L nmi-.rTnn.jm. ... weM “ communitlr*. OTT oomisaoras would present such an attractive er page of today's ■»Pc»r»n<c that they would adhe found the budget rertlnr th erase Ives to proapcctlvc

Musings of the Office Cat

evolution must' And Just a few year* sko t! lw removed from Police Gazelle Was consider Texas p u b 1 I c wicked, school book*. —— One book actual- j Laugh and the world laugl ly wild that for (with you. Weep and the wor to apeak of laughs at you.

r LAW>

Stoke*, of th* Restate Committee, has the eonriusioa thpt the I of the Republican party on* arc due in a e to the bitterness eager-

I pnt nn end to the feelthrough party

f as the primary 1

i set-xt their enndi-

of •*« Isle City for the year horoe*"-ker*.

m«. passed on flrst rending by ,B building etnirture* the City Commissioner* on Tues- ^ th ’' • h » ck o^cr should be Cay. which every property owner ; uboord The seashore resort* and booster of the resort should r * n ao 'ot^rer afford to have their eareftally study. valuable home sites encumbered n» TIMES Ukm l.u onuS.. w, " dlr ‘"’ TS ' d ™*" d

,h. Comnlnloii.r.

In, ..Mr (orm.ht ..d rm,™.. >.™“ ■»d I. cmmuin, ..d m-m. mrl, . ‘" l ‘-

’.t

oncUl MU In ]>!• ... In tin. nn , will nsnnd Ihotiund. rl nil. foot bud.rt ,nn .III Indus nui.r. ■fain u.r In nd.nnl.ln. d«rnn ,r,U. md Sm 1M, CM, „ d mil nnnnl.ly muin *Mn In „d mnUn. hnn... the ana. seeker* to settle among us. This While the budget shows an expenditure can be doubled In Increase of a little more than effectiveness if the folks at homt tlS.Oht to be raised by taxation will Inaugurate a clean up and over that of l»fS. or about !• paint up campaign and as far as per ceaL. a study of the flguie* It may be powdble the authorl- " •bow that the Increases are ties will urge a more attractive

Coal companies can raise tl price of coal much easier than tl consumer can.

There are 57 varieties of Dem the defeated kind being tl most numerous.

ur best friends won't tell yol don't com- i oul ' M »>' nr Sofroney says, th* r and call ! wUl ‘•“M «»cryone else, lock the half- ! ^ ~— If your girl throws you do»i ju»i think of p<»r Adam; he ha only one to pick from.

King and Bruc-

that the workings of prohibition are enough to nick*

The mosquito ha* a faculty « alsays biting where It will aho' the must. Ask the glrlr.

Who would imagine that youug

,, ,, , ... . slers ever were thrilled by holdln !!lT?„-“ n L UUC . h h hand*-In prayer meeting?

r that tew. eveat partle* I what caadlmttted to the

la Items which spell progrma for and better building campaign.

Par once the rewort Till be adequately advertised and given . that publicity which she ha* . hitherto been denied The local , Chamber of Commerce asked that (la.hM be appropriated for this J purpose. The Commlaatoners e

£*!

THE Volstead law modification lls which have been Introduced Congress for home consumption have gotten as far as they will _ With the House Judiciary w

Committee conumsed of sixteen * on

of the party eoa- TT’ r '“" • ^ - rn, dry* to six wets a modification PhiUdel; — *- what the 11 *** k * , "‘ r and ,h ' hill stands about as much chance I^hetry

*” Ml.. .1.^, boln

yieios and Reviews

t at «».-

1 ear* to make

a that the advantages

r sack a course as Mr. i te mlad would secure I results restates to be One thing te heyoed

$*.60«

of 8m isle

to take advantage of the great real estate boom which will sweep all of South Jersey this Seequt-

CeBiennial year.

j Another Incream deserving I commendation is that of ff.CO* ’ l “ arT ! for fire purposes. This approprta- ~ *** jtloa last year was 11.200.

Thla addtttosal * boh-tall bull la fly time.

nence Sort

Short Stories of

Industry

spreading country 'to phase of ;

•trival of Ml Abst itbe Arch rapidly

The Story of Ice

, cohollc Ind

ice tu al-

We seldom stop to think of the l J*®|**’ ol

Tht* labor that Is

required to supply u

check the

* calibre of the

[ to fill official posit!

municipal.' county

ta. which has been of th* last three

I Tear It is »5.S00. The local fire with the essentials of our dally * ocU! dr * 1 fighting apparatus is sadly In life. Ice ha. become one of the b,T * d upor seed of being modern lied and thU «r**te*t necamltles to the house- 'ol*te*d A

ible the Improve-1 k^P^r. not to menUon the butch- Amendn,.n

its to be made. rr - ‘he farmer, the rpetauranteur. enc> 01 h Sanitary measure, at* n< c«s- ,b * «» fe ' ,l one'. «c. "stolen fra •arr In everv citv csoeclaUv In N * lnral ,c * ,0 Ur «-- Utiantltles The boo aary .n every city especially In u cul nonh of p.dlork> a summer rroorts. aad the ineream hundr ^. of mrn . na bo , M UMUon ila the appropriation for the re- dosen* of houses and boats are gard more . | moral of garbage from 91.500 to required to collect, store aad dts- sentiment

Ifc ,C $*.000 is a step In the right dl- tribute It. The process of cutting in a rcvtva ■•l 1 at rection. the lee Is Interesting to watch, movement if be can davUe Doubling the street aad board- rotting begins, all snow l* th* tstholl

it aa Md U the ; nswmiilnl'T U another rrmo ' od b r frupm; the marker, tilate*. a»d knifing of Bave (h „ mr ,,. , more ** ll> ho ~* ,h *

attractive city to residenu and _ vlsllor. alike. The addition of .too,, perpendicular **.*•• te «he police aad life- cut. thu» giving (be sppearsnre <d

guard spptuprtstion means better a huge rhreker-bosrd la most Hew Jersc

Peuascrc xrsnd Jury

Father

lurphy to *k and of

the tend to regard

•lest''

the Supreme Judge* now hst the County Courts. Supreme Judges shotfld be rbosen front tjose hare had circuit Court experb-n The County Judge* should given by las some of the legal power* now held by the Circuit

-al move- Court should deride all the rase*

add the old nanx* of different Courts from ancient legal loir, nos used under the same ofBrUl*.

should be atolUbru

Play the Game Straight A11 an Ur Citv Pres*: Vincent P.

Bradley, of Trenton, president of the State lira I Estate < ommission, gave sound advice shen be sarneJ I the New Jersey Association of Heal Estate B><arvis assembled here, to beware of ' dollar gHtbbmg " TTuit the temptation Is great to reach for proflu beyond th* b-cilimatr When so many unwary persons Invade tb» field, U arknow b-dgrd. but

Of the

and capital will find Its way tnt* It in greater volume. The “dollar <!a grabber" indifferent to sound values ab has no place among men who aim Ti

A rlrl. twelve year* old. Is found unconscious in th* street. Explanation, bootleg liquor. The police are Investigating a dance given at a raort respectable women's club. Explanation, many bottles of bootleg li-

lt often seems that a woman 1 serond husband Is the most sin cere mourner of her first.

She: A ktas speaks volume*

i the place when the ;

_ ^ High finance Reaction Against Primary ernor Ptncbot's A marked r.-action against the the coal fleld* prlmary-s'lwtion system of mak- publir utility."

Ing nominations for public office is "A •tsngernui

apparent In many directions. This say spokesmen Is not aimed al the primary a* such ness"

so much as al the ease with which —

It I* manipulated by party leaders to carry through their own pro- *" grams. Whether a return to the convention and delegate system Is the remedy is another question ExGovernor Blokes, of New Jersey. U an avowed advocate of the convention and wants a conference

Schwab says there Is only on j road to success. Sure! but detou

denounces Gov- 1 ! ‘ , R ni ' discourage most of th

suggestion ihat j travelers. ’ be declared "a i _

On re we met a golfer who hai

coal panarea."

made a hole In one. After tha

for

Big Busi-

br o

I# the coal buslf.es* not a pub- J “ hil Beecher: What is natora

lie neeeosity? Can people live K **.

without h*-al? Is l not the bust- Calmer Way Natural gas Is th. ne*- of government to protect • r **‘ , » ,h * ■«*'<«»« o- • •><»*-'» the public w••Hare, putting that ” ne * ol '* r • nd ‘ »«" »“•« » P«f

ahead of all other duties? I* 0 * 1 r “ dl °-

The teal ubjvcUoi' Is nol that An ^ Jmth ^

suggestion t* kno> „ ^ , ha| m m ^ r , u

*’ Kli* that ....

Governor Pinchot's

dangerous panacea." but thst ^ c | eTer that she can get ao cloai would Interfere with the plan* ’ IO a m an that when he attempt!

and profits of Big Business." to a k(MI Bhe Jum which is the real government of „ ay from hlm he fnlted States. | __ A rredit investigator says thal

Professor Edward S. Morse. 8S p,.,. of Americans llei mud authority on geology, b , t„.y on d their means. The othei lead, but Still useful. Yesterday. ,, pfr Mnt p^,. over your shoul hi* brain was sent by express der at the newspaper you are rea*

. fair d

e the

like I'ranc

and tarring real a

> • I uld I

effective prohibition ■

that i

j proach. Thanks t

guest*. the ice l* stored near the '

and f 1.500 for traffic light* U where It u cut. and It is also a safety step. carried into the bouua by means * tu*e. ™.. V... ‘-e* “

tightly with sawdust sad kept tor

ciemeat amung

p Heavy; 'w” 1 kept to * Th* next 1 »1*U*n.e

Jersey politicians to talk the j matter over. In some Stales w benlb* primary l* too securely trenched to make tty abolition j practicable the experiment of an "advisory Stale convention" had been adopted. There la undoubted- * ly some point to the objections to * the ptimar) as it Is applied

State-wide area*, but hardly any at to the Wistar Institute of Anat-

all to the pretense that it breeda omy and Biology in Philadelphia, j strife and bitterness In the tarty Professor Mors*- was "ambldex- j "My daughter Is going to bt ranks to a greater extent than irons." coi ld use one hand «s; married.'* said a South Ocean Clt]

^ when the delegate elections and recdlty as the other. He had. ln|cltlxen.

“{convention* were the rule. The effect, two right hands. Sclen- ''Who'* the lucky man?" askte

jreal trouble Is that, like other re- lists say an examination of the hi* friend,

he, form experiments, the reformers brain may explain that. . "I am." he replied. , hav.- left the machinery wholly In One thing is certain. If yout ' —— i the t.and< of the old type of poll- little boy I* left-handed, don't' To An Absent Wile . 01 1 Ural workers, and the results are try lo make him use hi* right : I've drunk your health fio often. ,u *!what might have Iwcn expected, hand. That stupidity, which. These weeks I've been alone.

Injures a child's | T'^ Arunk your health ao often

has

| lection. Wbr r

so plentiful to de*eive the uni | formed.'II Is almost trr.|m**lhl* ‘ present a front unbrok* a by »ia<

which aho* a more Intelligent

. .. . 01 ,h « morAt lhr rtlT drown on sledgws to a point where “ lrta •*“ «*«-; a* a summer resort than this one. It Is loaded on barg«* and taken tcricaa girls, seem j ,,d a gratifying feature of it is te storage bouse, or direct to the

incited to the fray {(bat while there Is apparently consumer

worry tr.« what hap- j increase of about 2C per cent. ,B lhr manufacture of srlifi *tete*. m the amount to be raised by CU * tce. *n^ydrou* amjionta I. • M Ml.« .M ««, .mm. M«Mn, —Mr I. IM T".“" "

. ' “ “• *“ ...»»« ... Mr.,.

1 Mn Haateraou. "Rs-; probably pay no more taxes than KmjL T h«- p.pes are Uld In hug. wa* luxury and rack-1 teat yMr. If as much, for while tanka of brine. In the process of >£= muck thought of the Increase in voluatloas amount changing to gas. the ammonia hot caused the fall of to about *9 per cent., the hulk absorbs the best from tbe brine m adds, all of which of It fans on tbe unimproved BBd “ becomes very cold. Th.

rreag' W"* outside tbe closely br,B '‘ ac< hut •«r«'

can* of fresh water ore pteced |

'■ the heat I* taken fro

tel tag I

a Justice . ■urt. who » Sheriff

Standard OilV ompany of New r»> t ts America's latzc.-l prlro-

ratiou. Its plant ha* a refining 95.600.000 l«vrle oil yearly. Its gr-os XfNi.’ifWi.lHsi per year

iwless.

That I

wpoi

Science might look In the dead J'm Johnson was buying somt

man’s brain tor thing* more In- i h-uucx-. "Don’t give me any ol feresling than the secret of am- tk 0 **’ withered heads,” be can

bidextroil* eccentricity. : Honed tbe KtocOIT dark. hat work* In there | "Ol.. no sir.” replied tbe clerk

He* tbe growth of tl. guild wield, o.,». creasing Keep lie t

the brain

lolai a

t tor our telepho^i

"Did y

bacheloi

tbe iHHly of King

■re l* the » $30U». ae really

r high blood pres- baiit up section of the city.

r Mm b-r. EM It

fashioned c or *|* eta to tak.s mi mi a small CO Either of enough kn

uld have

. like

. — —■— —.-i".--* a solid rake of

holm out that Mra. h* an incentive to other progres- The eons are then Uf’.sd out t # had hsr flteg. adt* moves, sod Sea Isle will brim, dipped in but water, i a their before then, lake a Mg step forward in Ifijfi. der that tbe lev may slip «e permitted te as- easily when the cover to rem » Mra. Urn firranr i Tk* “*» ot W* ere too maaifoi.l

t to gather the eouaur BOILD UTTER: «o n«n* and we loaury-lcn tnc th

k*. —- - people appreciate tbe comfort* it ' s7^ IXFB0YI SVtROURDIXGS gnf». only when the ire mas fail. T *»* K ‘ aU 1. to nave CAUgnt on. , a .p« r on a -I tamer dsv and be Supreim I te her critics te the nn- That Ifilfi will »** many bun * k " d

fact, it ts r

Two American Statesmen, From Ten’see, I 1 ,',.!Z, Whose Lives Contrast Dramatically ^ "i,

r.Bwii

"tu enjoy the

dinner t.iet night, dear?" "Oh yea; rather alow

though!”

V'd who were the barhtdon ' -i Made and Beatrice wh< » . te their names on your shirt

Ing gnu*, eellmg botdui.

Thp .-btef difference In the ex,r te* obtained from s game ol golf and mowing the lawn Is that you don’t know you are tired until after you finish the golf game bot in .utttng the lawn you know you ate tired before you start.

In the dim. i

John Q. Ttlw. Finis J. (teri.t the majority si ttoo* of their :«

vrntually becoming *p.-ak- r t •**!> Today he occupit, 'table p<elti<.n in Congress.

Mra.

of talk

dnsd* of new ho

to those of South Jersey, and ee-

che amooUed pert ally ao ta Cope May County

eg the . with her seashore rsworte all are

mwtry agreed To reap the fuU benefit J loess U ,Ible anticipated Influx, two

better buUdattraeflve »ur-

e are deprived of our customs!

coot drink.

.ry

rt should; '' “'k.ngton. well that the

, duced the t

i. dark picture palace

Jim g-1- mushy—80 does Alice For they haven't any place at

home to spoon.

So they take aome awful chancel While they're watching screei

romances.

And you wish that they wen on their, honeymoon.

pod by a

dark

TIDC TABLt roe JANUARY

.-r

PM. AM.

Ural romm

geuce

The old < our! which .-ome* down t«

swyer. »f pracintelil-

I South.

Mdlly

Born

tbs 1

g habits ~ This hern act aeeard with order Many of thswr place* now i roprtstor <d s ehow the efiects of time and j r wbo Ual week n rat her and present a dilapidated ■ arauktng ta hi* apgsaraair Outbuildings are 1

r « hancery. ‘•Ins of I’nb. * (nan olden ratty life ran

li J! time* when the Roman Catholic 01 the groat - 1 •; Hb bos. was Judge and jury. and j At eighieet, l tbe tliancellor acted as Gove.uor. hie ward.»b. ss: should be wiped oul of l»«sl exist j sbeeilder* *o«i *» i * , * d foe equity cases under hills to Is.e t. s it it* Junsdicti.iu should be put un- j **('! with (be III drr ,,1 '‘ Su I* ,rn " ' oort with «„ te wwue.h.ng vis equity brauch like t*— •' — -

.ue petspectlve Hot ntrast when ronipsi hun. 1*1.- origin.

way t'lbbery reta

■lUtens whet

. tel

ste.u

6 I lie is a da 1.k«-rous .epponet, d | bale, capat-b- of ew-wplng * | po-ition aside by an avail

’ 1 powerful argument.

0 j . Certainly the**- two men

. ir

I-

S2 ts

| tally and p<-rhape ■, rally for supr>

Ion. bil "O-ob. Jimmy! Isn't

war debt b. re? -- Honeslly I can _ _ reduced, thing! Is that your band. Jimmy!

Now you stop'—You promised

y<Ard te-good if 1*4 come out wltt ctifn *'; you tonight!—Now stop. I won'i kiss you' Stop, or I'll go stralgh 1 h<uue' —Say. do you think ( look “*■ Ella E**?—Well, perhaps I

ba.e mote expression. Mj

•rk in a forehead is higher than hers fa ", “ * h *' 'h* difference. — | ad. The wish I had a Spanish comb Hai d him here Why. | wasn't bl-.tlng as the Jlmmjf!— Sow you behave!—| -iw say. just know that woman saw rot

Oh. Jimmy, you’re ktlllag

rently let d<»

[ New ;

•elf

ought to b« 1

Why you’re perfect I j

-andalous 1

Bay. those people

**• Hoi When