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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday, January 22, 1926.

HIT CODBTT TIMES TIME TO STiXT A CIX1H

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I •Terr rrMay by tb«

mr rwxmie a*d limiito cearAxt Sea We City. N. J. II A. HAFFERT

THE OICEEASniG OF POSTAL RATES

It U noae too earty to etan a Therr in a mearart of Irony in clean up. paid up campalcn II rfforta of the railroad* to obtain] our aeaabore retorts would be In liotn the e-" eminent more «on*-y readlneaa for the expected early for carrylnx the mall* end tbrlr Influx of summer visitor*. Every Inxenlou. attempts to enllat the resort on the Cape May County favorable attitude of the coast la look!ax forward to the newspaper* towards the proKreateat season Ir. their history. Jeet. As a fact ahenever there is The feellnx of optimism Is In the a raise In the cost of handline the air. It fairly Unities In the blood malls the burden ts placed on the

kmi Offlce: of every man one meets and ra- back of the newspapers. This was —I BUUeDIKO. Ill South dlatee in his countenance. With exempllfled quite recenUy when dla Are.. Sea We City, M. J. expectancy amountlnx to a the newspaper*, bavin* fought foi

•St Asbury , certainty, no time should be lost a higher «age for the postal (tnn setting our bouse In order. We ptoyees. were rewarded by having ire on the last lap of January, the Increased expenditure passed I Spring will soon be here and there on to them for payment In ulgher Is much to do before the blue rate* ol newspaper transportation. ‘ bird* warble. There are dead In the case of the postal em-

« that should be ployees. of course, there was a

.-leared out of back yards and va- legitimate reason for the raise. ; cant Iota. There are pile* of rub-; even though It did Involve **crlflce blsh laying about that are of no on the part of the publishers, but

anyone. If the stu* will when the railroads step out with

| help to feed furnaces during the demands for a higher rate for

shortage, that Is where it transports!ing publications, then should go. It baa no place about it is time to call a halt.

OUK CLIMATE AS ,a modern seashore resort or about We wonder how the public would

MA S NIGHTMARE

By A. a CHAPIN

After tryivg- to satisfy yippe-nrc for- ‘BvCKN^MeAT Cakes ou A C0ut> JAWUARY ®AY

TIME. SPACE. DIZZDfESS

GARTER BOUQUETS HO TYFIHAL BOY POOR OLD WOMAN

City Offlce:

Iptlon price. 11.(0 per year, led >o any address In tha

led States or Its pc

AS OUR LAMB

the premises of any place along a feel If It had to meet the rehighway leading to a resort, for qulrements for postal service de-

■ realtors and owner* are off-shore homes hare much at minded of the publisher* who deling our aeashore land and itake this sewqui year. |lver their bundles to the car*, breesew. they should lay After the rubbish Is cleaned up each bundle separated to reach a on our climate and fences that look as if they had the different tones, pm the bun- ■ well, for next to the imbibed too much loot leg should dies In the ears at their own ext Is one of our greatest a*- bo straightened up and then the pense and have then, picked up by

paint brushes should begin to By. their dealers at the points of des-

a of Its cilmate and The beauty of an early start Is that tinatlon. As a fact the Post Oto on* who U aaek- Painters can now be secured to do flee Department has practically no j health-giving and Intlgo- 'l 1 ' work, whereas after awhile coat of handling, other than what climatic conditions. Florida n 5 * wlH be so busy. It will be dlf- it psys the railroads, thing on Cape May County firul< *o And anyone to do the The government charges are in To one who wants eon- «<"* excess of »1.70 per hundred summer Florida may ap And^hlle on this elswn-up sub- pounds for a haulage of 1(0 mile* it even Miami has been Ject. we should especially like to tor newspapers, whereas railroad by the fraet king this ytw; C » 1 1 'he attention of the Sea Isle t nd other carricrr competing for B' ntlnual heat dote not mean d'y autborltlce to the condition similar shipments offer rates rang- | health or Invlgoratlon. about the old electric light plan', ing from 3G cents to 90 cents per ,1^ weather Cape May The decrepit fence and rubbish on hundred pounds for the same dls-

^ tht* winter up to 'he Frltx Street end of that build- tance.

I It to not exceptional Ing is a reflection on Sea Isle City The cost of newspaper transbetter could be naked by *»d cannot be too soon cleaned up. portallon Is already excessive. It

While Philadelphia am* Thousands of dollar* wUl be ha* reached that point where if Prohibition's Best Weapon untry north of It was bUn- •»rnl by the resorts of Cape May It be Increased it is likely to affect Philadelphia Bulletin No more

a fr*. this year to adrertlao their attrsc- the public. Surely I*, la time this effective means of stopping the U-

1'. but a flurry. While vt*l- Hons Del us hare the attractions exploitation of the ptyes by the legal sale of liquor than

(hrlt In the most presentable shape government came to

the land of flowers were when the vanguard of visitors

mud and greet- begin to arrive.

rain and hall, missing thei aim let a week at a tlma. ■ THE Sew Jersey College of ie 'oiks were enjoying bet- Agriculture is extending Us Held her without the expense 0 f usefulness, one of Us latest ng for It. And what ooutwes being a short course In t finer or more Invlgorat flower gardening. The short in Cape May County weath- courses in the various branches of ke past week? Hera It I* husbandry of this school have I lap la January and the i be« n 0 f inestimable benefit to

shining like mid-rammer, many young men and have done Tbf first generation'

womoH are etuitUd tc iteriy and the pnrautt of n

n,, si"Tt airu b*v« rm.i* ik, heard from fact that women do not pray much,

rhl.

The priie egotist I* the nun who tells whst a fool he used to be.

cago astronomer about the earth's probable age. one million bll-

Fashlon Hint—Oothew *

lion years, prac *' rl “

it .ii it clothes.

irally all of It

which

grain of sand.

What has become Of the oldfashioned prisoner who used to

plead guilty?

Flora Dumbbell of Sea Isle City Is of the opinion that a Hip Song ■haped Is a bottle of bootleg,

i. hT ,0n C*!!™ At>out the only time a telephone k^tmo operator hears a pleasant voice Is

llcb! ' 7~n ; wt ’ n noi

ay. across the We heard an old grouch eay

: the

Radio bed time s

| told American children at o'clock, says Luther Ogden,

three hours too early.

watch.

distance an..*, our galaxy multi-

ply the nunitM-r of second* In two hundred thousand years by one, Texas editor refused to pay a hundred and eight-six thousand $50 fine. Mighty hard, but he mile-, whleh will give you some- could nuke It back In ten or twen-

thtng over a qulntrtlllon ol mile*, ty years.

" '^.obf Radio bed time stories that arc

». according to rapid, accurate figuring

the edge ol a newspaper.

i Utile b.ty do the su

The supposition that goats can Bui remember there are in that an ything Is no reason why galaxy of our* alsmt one billion m . )vr8 should be so careless about Mins, many ol them a million wh>| lhfjr hubby! ■ —hlch is is our Paris mode* provide no waists for gowns. They are not needed, r about Young men grab their babies swarm. If two of around the neck nowadays.

too close together, the both suns are Instantly

■xistenre.

• .... .t-.-j President Coolldge is keeping That hap- • xyrnt** down and plans to run million btl- «>"■ White House this year on a

a ttop.

What Other Editors Think

Timely Topic* Takes From Leading Publication* of tke

United State*

lock ha* ye! Iieen dev is, proceedings of this sort » here about one hundred

ly-five places have been closed In this way. Next week It Is announced suits ol this sort are to lie instilutrd against two hundred

places of illegal sale

I ndoubtcdiy there arc plenty of places in r’blladclph'a that need

padlocking With over a saloons stUI doing bus spite the fact that there hundred less than there «

hard years ago. there are mar

the air has a tinge of raring much lo advance the agricultural monr y t* the second soft dough the suspicion of that m s elasticity to the step interests of New Jersey, and this —Detroit Free Press. 1 fective restraint. There

Is the lungs with an oxone mtest course should prove most i that disease vanishes ts beneficial for we have reached

that stage where the useful and

y hotel In the rounty beautiful go hand In band and be filled with visitors right <hrrt j, a good Held for young I every golf course should mell well versed in floriculture. • with devotee* of that especially at our shore resorts and they will be when lb. »berr visitors expect to find of our climate become* a r , rrT ihIng in keeping wiih the r part of the business of beauty of the sea. a. as Is now the selling of - •root lota "WILL Boa We City grow?" a this Is done then will we waJ> (be question put to us by an

ou-of-town man this week. Our quick reply was that we were ■pending money to Improve property we owned and we were awfully sorry we dl«.s‘t own more to improve. Our's is only owe ra*r

rating of | n ncorr*. all of which spell* cous Oily Chamber of Com fldenrr. and when people hsve eonr. A. Boland Mlads hit gdrn'r in .hrmsrlve* and In Ibrtr ill sqwarely ow the head home city If is bound lo forge he said off shore Cape May ahead. The next beat thing Is r property should be boomed J.diste that confidence as tc mib Jersey should be sold as p rrail ;i u por strangers. 1

this Is done the battle I*

hated by Dr Made when It ,han flfty per cent. won.

to product Drum* Florida

The <'herlest on

being pro

tKTides »he open .••quire the aticnti

hibited enough to make It popular. plu!lock , r . , nd „ -Omaha World-Herald. a tlM%kihMK OT a Holm

A iMindon dispatch mentions them,

spiderweb stockings. Isn't that a Supreme Coart sane tit bit thick ?—Detroit Free Press. realty beet, given

Otbci communities h»*r

... eflicsck.us in stopping ti» unlawful —".! r! r." “ — «- ■■

The man » bo said the t two could

PIOPERTT

twins In school.—San Iran cl iso

Chronicle.

Candy may be Just s substitute for liquor, but It never made anyone want to kiss a policeman Canton News. Some nut* fall because they arc ripe, and aome tall because a flapper makes eyes at them.—Youngstown Vindicator.

the pocket-.

well a> tb" tenant, and t ing Burning to ail Ita visited wtlb like punish:

worth any amount raiding and j John W. Davis told niiins. The fine Is paid quickly In dietary committee

i 1 -ner. ....... ....• 0 , ,, r xlstence. A. gross folly to expect brilliant men . . . w „

! to serve lor miserably laadeqiia:. hi(ii ^ „ n |he average. But ,l * r ' hundred and ninety thousand

„ I - -o-a | iarp( . n any d „. 'there- <«u»»rs.

This suggests a second objection: I salaries In a government as rich athat the rank and tile of the party th‘s one undeniably 1*. No Ilnannlce. through ropresen- j rial reward should he cimsldered talivcs chosen and Instructed lor , high to retain them The p,*. the purpose. In lormulallng the p|,. will be cheating themselves if declaraiirm of principles which! they subscribe to this unsoun i

they are to support at the polls. | . ,,.numy. A third ground of dissatisfaction. —

already suggested, is that the ays- Greater Cape Jtav

abated the evils

a,aln,t , bich It ... „,ps~ai7 dl-: ' U 'l S, * r “ ,1 **". ' Sct.d .M, ii h., ottn-r.. i .• WWl.e-w «- Tbe It b... not dnn. . Ith tb. , x, -t> ,,ll, l 1 *P- t " ll ‘ "

diclatii.n of mtminatloqs by l«»s*e*' municlpalltlra was evident last year, when Mr. oae name Moore was put forward as probably '“e K * n ‘ the most flagrantly "hand-ptched"! separalt

candidate In the history of the State. On the other hand it has, promoted serious evil* «f party

he “garter bouquet” of real ers . announced In Phtladeli. Ii.rgrt-n.'-nots presumably.

Life Life Is not so funny. And It's not so bad. Just s happy mixture Of both good and bad.

discord by denying jvartiei portunlty of State-wide coalerei for the composing ot differences

ip-

h Identical late

e appeal: and all

governments and

r-lapplng expenses. How ' Wc believe the best tnt all the « ape May.- tan t» rved by a consolidation

>f all

Cape -May

u harbor to the bay.

_ T .. TV... i largert populstlon snd screaw <u The Hiffhest P«y Thetr Just Due , lr TOUntJ . A centralixM sriioo: Atlantic City Press: I'he last system giving every child an equal [.lace to practice parsimony Is In , ,!|.i*irtun!ty under the belter s. hoo! the pay of the Judges ol our federal conditions aud best teac her* withcoarta. Nowhere in the whole sys-j out daplicatjjn ot costa. One gov !em of government is It more im ..uing body instead ot four wnh pr.atlvw lo have th. highest type, eiiwnse for administration of mind than cm the benches. The . and n more efficient government

nirallced and common ne election expense iir. laiuallxqjion of tax rreaaed ratable*. O."

■hmglonl wafer and one m wage department

Old Ma Naturs is the greatest

men spent centuries hiding their 5^1,17 doctor, bnt. Bill Colllasoa leg, even with dresses sweeping , he attract much microbes from the ground. ruslom because *he does her work

Now they exhaust Ingenuity

calling attention to their leg*. ■■■ — Pink -locking*, strange garter*. Customer—How's chance* on a

slippers that look like a set of drink?

a old pony harness, no stockings Bartender—I'll give yon (he sometime*, high tide skms. drink, but you take your owa

it t« puzzling, but you may be chances. M.ie that bark ol ll all usefulness and wisdom are at work. Man's dull dres* evolution is about over.

Woman's ir only starting.

'You big bonehead." shouted 1 onsii uctlon superintendent to hi* Swede foreman. "I told you to ’ Ore that man and you hit hint

tvalaaoe wheel of our affairs 1

rated there.

What Charles Evan* Hughes

instead ••

Either I* Bad isolate One: "I

• brf Isnt-

tlme

and business goes on j wms an obvious truth when tl os usual: the penalty ot the pad-: dared that our courts may easily i link is generally effective. | ducay and our law administration 1 ! become corrupt, tf men cannot t. How To Pay For Bridge , Ivad who lead the nation n til. pro I'i.iladelidiui Bulbil..: Atlantic ' "“““to «*f «helr legal knowbd-. > rrports an IncrcM • in tuxabb i U ou ' o' '•l.irej.m-n >

Illation of Sltti.'*"' OMI tor the It levy. Atlantic I tty has shared ti. the rest of Boulh< m New Jcr . the U-neOU of the Delaware j

I ■art crittetem of her folk* by bridge boom of realty II a belt, 1 1

him- Duluth Herald. uc-ut asxsamenl we-e lo he laid: increase ot taxable talu Approximately 22.000.000 Car* In Use. a Great Percentage

The man who makes be on time wait,-* a waiting for the fellow Miami iMIly News.

Recipe for an explosion part rrltlclsm of hi* folk* by her

Desire To Own Auto Adds

To Wealth of Nalio

who will take parr In the Chinese conference will at least know how to read their laundry tickets when

they return home.

Wise 011101*1* of Silesis order i .ii.- as well as dogs, muzzled. A good 'dea. but It Isn't enough. I'at* and dogs should be sh

>* well a* mur led. to make them u

safe .or 1 hildieu .hat play with dcmt axe. she hava

" - n ‘"' h ' r ' »'>«>•">* .|g n . For Fira Only!' " rhild to play with r. cat. bad 1 mirrowrople eyes, aud could see Look Ont

'he dixas,- germs 'hat thrive In Tbr ch „ d t ,g eD | 0 Df. the .a. , lur. She would shave Ihxt ewg^r; fc nd although 't Is • ae.at and wash n in a weak solution rlolu oar br hop,-* the eyw wlU ol carls'lic acid. come out all right.—From Ex-

Philadelphia's W Is tar Institute.

pai t of the t'nlversity ol Pennsyl- The American totnmiasioners \ania. speelalizrs in hreediug Wlgg: Do you believe in he-

whlle rats, eutisins of the gray rrdlty?

1.... nut oidlnary sewer rats that Wagg: No: the Father of his .airy plague. eountry could not tell a lie. but The rats live and breed In a you don't find any of hta children

-porinl lat •stablishment rnstlng ^ with the same trouble. 10. and are shipped to aclen- ———

-I.. - all over the world In- A professional singer waa In an K Japan that scientists may '*"■ «>«•>« “*r. A newa- .... ■ standardlxed rats" and » f, ' r «»>«• neel- .. ,.-suits satisfactorily. <*»'• " w « h M>Pr to

*«

i> song writer Installed '* *

Our Idea of a mollycoddl. previous definitions to the contrary

a who takes off hi* bat

WITH

and es as Mayor of the City of

ty of Cape May County, un- York and another Installed as Too much knowledge Is

•darn agricultural methods husband of a possible belrra »de knows wherwof he spoke , b a Mackay millions, we I particular from his close [nok f or , quick revival In M tan re with agricultural p,n Alley. "Ye* We May Not Barents In the vicinity of Get the Bananas" might lie and Vineland. What ha* appropriate tlUe for a ne

iecutapllahed in the adjo'r. ,| n ,ff 0r ,. _ Urda of a tr ,u M .r.--Fk»rem maty of Cumbertasd can be (4ta , Herold

la this county and it will THE Delaware and Atlantic

lo be done, for with the Tdegraph and Telephonr <',» ^ow wa.^, h of the ahora raaorta will pany would ahow their hailaf that Utl , or buidin* more the demand for more prod- tie* tale City was an up-to-date lbaLn ocr ball •>' one per cent I for this reason seashore seashore rewort If they would Junk Philadelphia Ix-dgr .

a department store - Buffalo times

iurh

Nearly all ehapea seemed

m ay attractive w hen there were no om - Tn piece b*thin* aulta -Akron Bewon

Journal.

Ponrl has rone to Florida and

a lot of tbrlr old iBstrumrof* and

las'liunenls

their place.

THAT Michigan

ff-whore should be buomad I. and the value of our agrl al acreage fatly established squlrwu years tor us to real

ie true value fy. if wo have

t tot H take us years to Mrt” and dedicated the work I* value of Off-whore real- her husband evidently 1* wise

* a value today and that btt generation.

f what busk of It

I It. that COSNECnClT tobacco grow, say fully are week'ng a substitute crop

t prmprrity. cultivate while th* ground la ei

ing. What is th* matter wl.u

wooden nutmegs'

MMANY K . teles are still #nI The Aral duty of say well AIN'T nature grand' All you kanyiaed :«oli<r fammiasiuner have to do to become a playwright dlaeradlt the previous ad- la lo marry a song writer Maybe I rattan Then ike public If e girl in Mines a Coagteraman I* a took la she ll become a statrwman.

Mistletoe ts tei-omlng prarticai-

iB ly useless Tbf modern girl when

sbr does statu* under the mlstle«<» won't take her cigarette out of bet mb „ mouth - Brooklyn Eagle

lave More naval planes might d« k to *»•» ■‘ ,li ** r Th, F would keep ln the battleship sc busy look in.' l»i

them it wouldn't have time tn fight New Orleans limes-fTcayun, Practically every modern till ha* the right to choose her own

husband and ■

them *

want I* the right ' one else* - ls»* Ang-

le* Time*

It aonld he tnte-ewUnt to kno what a mouse, hard pressed t< refuge, would dn l( be met a s>: s raring a modern skirt, and *w«*r ed by a nude searing tie*** *»

Hot For Procrva ■'.--x-rvlag the peace I* a wonderful thing: 1 he man who can do It's a star. 'Jut this peace prewerring cannot be done By using a Family Jar. Funotu Fairy Tale* “Not guilty." •Prohibition." • It was hi* fault." “The line la busy." “The bonaat dollar." Plenty room inside" “Love, honor and obey." The brake* were weak." ■ No man can All my Job." ' I anuot live wabout her," The wot Id owaa me a living." 'The world Is growing ballet ' “1 will pay you back tomor 1 beat the train to the

The govet nmenf ought to run Buy ibis mining slock and you i rich man in six months."

TIDC TAAt-g SOM JASiUANV H.aa Via* Law T.Os AIT PM AM I'M

[.JJi.ty ot time 10 train bu» n