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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday, January 29, 1926.

t MAY CCUHTY TIMES 1 C0U1TY CHAMBER OF

BETTER LET WELL

i til* Cttyl

COMMERCE PROGRAMS

•Terr FtMsr by the I.AHTIC PRIVTIIG A HD

SHIXU COirASK Sea ID* CUT. N. J.

EHOUGH ALOHE

The County Chimlx r of Com- Some »ho cOMtder th-tn-merec Improvement program* for eelve* ahn-«d politician* are very one and five years, submitted by short-tightcd and nrver learn the the execollre council last Thuns- lemon that It U beet to "Tel well day evening for approval by tbe enough alone." and that "chickens members, contained several goc., come borne to roost." recommendations which should be Having failed to elect their canadopted and which we will com- dldate for Governor last fall ment on later, but there was one 1 through patty treachery, some miutandlng recommendation In i Republicans In the Legislature, the flve-year program which ! headed by Senator Richards, of

BUIUHNO. SH South should be the polar atar on whlrh ' Atlantic County, now propose to dla Ave.. Dan tale City. N. J. energies should be concen-. clip the wtrots of Oorernor Moore City OfSee: S*1 Ashury ( «rm««l to reach—the completion of by the •'Hablishment of a Departus the ocean boulevard from Sea Isle ment ol Justice, the purpose of

City to Cape May. City. The low. which is to curb the powers of the er Jersey roast resorts will never . prosecutors of the Pleas, nearfully Into their own until |yr all of whom are Democrat*, or

matteTat ‘ h, a greaf ocean boulevard la com- will be before the close of OovPoat Office at Sea late City,. pleted. | ernor Moore's term. Jersey. It will cost the county a large ' Moves of this kind show poor

sportsmanship, always react

cation Of doe:

ioney. but It will prove a

dividend producer that will repay 1 those responsible for them and are . every cent of the cost with com- unpopular with the people.

pound 4nt crest.

Under our Constitutions, na-

The link In this road at Cor-!«'»»•* »»«> 8‘ a “- our

son's Inlet, which connected Ocean i» rr governments of Ihe majority City and Rea Die. Is now recog- ' ‘“J •» “ OTe ‘ •* 0 ' Sn ' t nlaed as cheap when the economic* * tor Richards, when stripped of tin travel ll brought about, the In- 1 »*l subterfuges, are moves to

crease in surrounding real estate thwart the will of the majority,

values It produced and the con- When the majority of the peo-

ular subject of discussion. vrn|eoM „ con(err « d , re uk „ pi. of New Jersey voted to ever may be the preeent out- ln|o congldpr>Uon Hnue the Stale Government In the of theee agitations. In time w „ h the of hand, of the DwnocraU. they IneUl become eCective because „ h1cuUr |unnr| , h „ tended that to :h.*. party should predicated on efflcJency. wU , ^ >n linbrokgB hard go the emoluments a. well a. the ly and strength. In ««■>* hl . hw ._ ^ New York lo Al . rrsponribUlty and by the adminwill be five municipalities UnIk c ^ ^4 .urfactng <•» ‘b»« rmponriblllly will fc W wari-Atlan- of Clty the Democratic admlnlstranon be Oty. Sea Die City. ^ wU , hard , ur . Judged and rewarded. If It abuses rood and Cape May. Some M ^ a|maa| to and It, power It will be condemned. .w-w. • th ' shan w wllI BO do ^ bl but it D entitled to • chance to

hard surfaced In another year. »ho» what use It will make of the

couaoUdatlon. can never mrttns th> Unt COB1>We t0 |he suthority confided to !«s keeping.

lower end of Sea Isle, but here U *>«* «>» R^ubllean, who the traveler com*, to an abrupt «"»“*<> b*lustring the DemocratIc halt and must go several miles Governor had devoted the same clout of his way to get further «° prevent his election, they south. At IhD point comes In'would have been savsd their the high light in the County trouble, for he would have been v Chamber's flve-year program. ,he mired to the confines of Hudson

When conditions reuch co|n - l , |lofl ^ |he boulevard Count* *n d ‘b« Prosecutor* would ‘ •’**• across Tow .mend's inlet to A vs- all have been Republican, before

Ion. across Hereford'. Inlet to «be expiration of the term of

North Wildwood and then across Senator Whitney. Two-Mile Inlet to Cape May. The It pays to be a good sport

[h: about and that their Itles wlU never allow to be swallowed up. will change theee feelings, will not be a case of being ■red up at all. but of comfor the benefit of all con-

I This Week

By Arthur BrUbmnt

Musings of the Office Cat

THE MONKEYS TRIED IT IMAGINATION'S POWER CORN LOW. HOGS HIGH ZERO WILL HELP

C b a s. Garland, an earnest young New Englander, inherited a large fortune, refused at first to take the money, saying

man had

ercly 9atn<

odey

. A job I* a position where the

*Tight | other fellow has it. Two Is company* three to a mind j mt> ’ lon picture audience.

changed bis n

sud drifted Into a j wheD „ butterfly b sidetrack. “>*H hot mam ,. she's a flrefiy. vlnced. perhaps. I

Unit be was an p,.,, with fools; some original thinker. ! day you may be ono yourwelf. Idt-d that marriage was an |

■ssary Institution. Now he Is |^ 0 preeent day school child

because a young child rnul< ; possibly learn all he'a

taught.

tANU

born on his farm died, having for II* mother an unmarried girl..

The young man should realise Ibis experience was tried by our . alleged simian ancestors for ,tbousnnds of years before man appeared. and abandoned by our human j ancestors of 100,000 years ago Not to do away with marriage, but to make men worthy of It. the task of the human race. "Away from the monkey life" is a belter mono than "Back to nature."

Some m*n seem lo think they ; »n't be Interesting without being ,-ulgar. >

Just because an aviator wears a hat. It doeen't mean that he to a high hat.

We eameetly hope that the ae school of experience wild have a reunions.

to

,;er employed in carrying on th j impulse to make this a grand hi* | IotuaI celebration and an app- .i j to the patriotic thought which th I anniversary inspires.

If a man empties his purse Into

„„ powerful j »" ""

uotll™”" 1 ”-

The human

, stuffing and

! makes her so fat.

mdcring what

Booster vs. Stenrh-Dinn

Pleasantvllle Press: SomeUmea

about !

s will

isturally aad easily ^ fen^.'aaeiber'oto I Po*»'« re U no reason why there jeeii*, | n the Chamber's program. 01 ,lfe - he tour or five municipal- l w m be worth fifty per cent, more — a Abeecon toland and the (0 May County reworts with oa which baa been started th<( eompjetio,, of , hu ocean to »*»ul • consolidation of boulevard than It would be other-'

them wits Atlantic City wl ,,

4 *111 be brought to pans. : ^-^ther we consider travel to Teom Brtga urine the nerth or from the south.' should be embraced !hf p^uit | ( the same—the comthe boundaries of Atlantic boulevard to a neceei It h: now there to a' .ny. to (kt j u u development of atlon of officials all along cape May County resorts, and!

*. a duplication of school vha( ^ for , ke benefll of the re- The mint

• and various city depart j, tor (h* benefit of the main- ! up to

all of wl

service and function

well a

What Other Ejditors Think

Timely Topic* Taken Prom Leading Publication! of the

-ondrr It the fault marl cf us Is that w predate our home to’

we do appreciate It bow are we

In other walks showing this appr-■ laiion* When

one looks back over changes of

_____ residence touching various towns. N the conclusion i» reached that all

towns are good town* that one town I* really Just a.- good as another. The town one lives in to just a* good as sow other town : aud ha* the same problems. If the .problems con!routing a town are handled more successfully in some other town than they are In our own. it to In-cause of th-- fact that residents of the dthir town are

iih the ! report * of the making of fotiuur. :

overnight, aud the tale* of high I

wage* » bich do not take Into ac- [ const!lutionai i count the high cost of living In I merely lodge tl lie. suddenly conRe*t.d, Here I* | county delectl-

condition with which It is dlf- 1 ficull to deal. Perhaps the uu- : • fortunate who are trying to get!’ away from Florida will prove th*-^ best agency for turning bark the ' improvident adventurer* who haw i' gaily started on then way south. | Great expeetatlon* may fade In the face of hard lock stories. f

One As Bad Ai Other

j Atlantic City Pres*: Senator

! Richards would creste w I panment of Justice,

high ! »«< supersede pmsecuK

a State

Imaginatu than tact,

the Dempsey .

restaurant. Two men entered, held : ^ him up. he delivered hi* money. jr

A policeman dashed In. arrest^ |

the man "pointing the gun” at if music is Ihc language of love Dempsey. The only gun was two | (here to no chance at all fofr a

fiinrer* that bad been pointed. | -axaphone player. The second man. escaped, came

h„k lb., .iwnook. S.1I.« «»•: *“ “J!“• finer at Dempsey, and the latter engagements to that they keep

again gave up what money he had down the expense. Doc Hughes thinks soap must

lorn prices nre In., "hog* j (-ood f 0r th* eyes because It

high " This puztle* farmers and mtkMI , h#m

. xecognlzing and ex< n Uing rights

takve It first and Its! of rltitenshlp which we at to make It laat.—New j doing in our own town' The other

York American. i fellow to looking after his town ery energy I Bankers can aid farmers not while we are not.

grand unit .bould be pot forth to aecur* this only with dollars but with sense. ' It to a Mumbling block in *r grrat advantage would rklrf t«*t ur * m ,hc County Cham- —Wall Street Journal. progress and also in It In city ptonnlng every- a„. y , a r program. At leaat the little children can h< too'good V could be ao drawn as to rilU learn anatomy at mother s towm ^0*1* t,

■ knee. Little Bock Gaxette. lhln|ul hr u loo ^ f „ r , he loWB

■ power

point

estlga

Slate department, in-

.trad of the prosecutors of tht

arlon* counties a* no*.

Is-adlng democrats here loo'

iral a

The Setqui Situation

Philadelphia Bulletin: Rtx working flay* remain In January. Thereafter there are four months , Intervening before the 1st of June. | !>(i That to the measure of time allot-|, a , ted for preparation lor the Seaqui-. COntennto'. tf It is to be opened J

tan. ai cuing that since the proentor to responsible for law «-tiveement he should be equipped Hh insustigsiiiix Isrultie,. herwise responsibility would be .vided- Senator Richards say* ie break-down of the county procuting machinery in some part? ’ the state warrants the change. Paradoxical, hut both viewi. may

the first in theory, the rt. Trouble to any *ya-me-cha>lng nowaday* surfeited with politic*.

and hog price*

should go up and down together.! Always thinking what you say slue the pig to really corn changed i, much better than always say-

Inlo meat. There to always some-, | n g what you think-

thing in puzzle and distress the o,7777 whn ntov farmer He has no snOcient na There are lots of men who play

t»„.l ona.u..tt». .n«r ■ '■>' «' '"Th.!?' non dav he hasn't much Influence I you kei* your eye on them,

in government, compared with rail- j A quegtion we cannot answer, road* and other big financial units, j .. Th( , gpe_ k er t* often useful,

b«M wrhy the long

that

the midday luncheon club ll.

York you can sec eating al Doesn't matter but a couple of same time those that control oysters l« so little for a cafe to

thousand millions ol dollars , make such a big atew about.

.«z; t i r

„ i« ,n b.11 .»•».»• "»’0

..id bold Ib™. W b.n,ln. It o. lb. orillbl-

May I have this dance*" Certainly. If you can get

would have to be altered

THE ENDORSEMENT OF JITDOE U-DIXDOE

„ „ Olllfl 01 thinking j,«etu to be an obvlou* necessity r i ils town. | that the 8«wqul-<'entennlal or- ,, one who ganlzatlou shall g*-t together at | w

account o' "" ** "

the oth'

It was a wtoe step a

Maybe It would be better to|he live. In. The qu<-*tion really j to time, a wail and go to Florida tor the Is. to one good enough for hto cal equipment av clearance sab . Toledo Blade. town? Again, to one good enough mental and mora the part | __ _ >w _. _ , lor hto Job or hto businam in tbr|cau be Inspired

th—

stock

to phy

.ailablc. a* j resources th

_ , . . . _ to enthusiastic j t) bring about harmony and of the Cap. May County Psmacraul 1 ' 1 * ^dU^.The^o^rtowTk l * nnr rcall,r hte * K *' !“■"*“ ’ ,h «' P"*^' d’tom.lne a very conriderab.e extra <° vndor^ Judge Henry H. •=>' ^^".T-W^T^on Post ‘ n or *“ d “ "> *•*« * ‘“ li ".anner and to , the taxpayers dredge for reappointment to the ("l' 17 P* r "» making hi* town dtotlnctlva In wiuu extent a proper celebration |

.. Common Pics Court bench of i That "larkey" probably had ll* that PArtlcutor re.p,- t* jean be armi.g.4 and then concen it to true of the munlclpall- ^ ^ ^ Tho*. who appr.viate lurir.trale all •aeigl.'t. w Abeecon toland bold* good r ' < Used "tree tomato."—Baetoc Her- hone town, work for their ho-u< j.tofined line*, be mnnlcipalille. under the ‘rt bu ‘« *° * c*P*b'« kO 1 * upright ^ town. They are gtatelul and ea- a Woild * Fair to » cognomens of Cape May. J' 1 ^ Chrlrimas c«m«. but oar* a »"** ,hr,r K r »''«“ d - But a World. Fair 1 , ctkaaoUdatlon of which an- tor • omr ,re * n ‘ Jud *' T ,., r hu7^ ^Tve* you eleven — T»>«T to—'. ' great to tUI to the ob-ervanc for dredge has held In hto »«•»«»«; |ti ah ^ h ^ .^Dtnlse \ hH * ,n h,Bh J h ‘ Ulvenmry. Kxbin.t

Washington Btar. booster a home town to the beet be going alow ly in w asningvou town In the world. Man mak.-» Time wasted on an Experience U not wisdom. Many m |.take* and man knows It. but ' promote surh mm-nu people who have had grtat *xper- he aspire* to do something con- | . '—

lence In business arc still fool* ; structive and doe.. The booster Atchison Globe. survive* In hto town. The town

offers to teach ■!»* "»< P-"” '<7 koy man who

doe* nut pas* hto town by.

one side of the Doe* any one * n but what Ir.v* the Richards' ph as political as it

county del

plan- The public looks for lit

Uupmvemt pmbably »

i* disappointed.

Uncle Sam Is riding along '« *""> **•*«“ *““ d “ VriUW' the worlds markets al home to

.aid to I* ahead of our producers. "if You Wore Your Gartera Uut ever*thing, including Provt- Around Your Neck." Just think

iVnce. nem* lo tie with us now. h 0 .- jong your socks.would be!

i it urns of Minnesota get from

their State University Interesting Happlm

information about their State. .untamed the U-glnnlng of llf<

"•to '» ,h •• form of u ail the world's a stage. Jim .illton years ago The Hoffm>o |h , nk , , hr furniture

dealer must be the property man.

* consisti*of being glmd 71 your five dollar bill Isn't a one on i nil "ad of sorry It Isn't a ten.

Kindred t>

te tell below the

Once In a while you can buy a

the first real animal* was|. u |( you really want. If the clerk

■a been started and e -xlstence of which ana any subetantial

of justice In this county

and each year ha* seen him grow in the estimation of the people of the county. Appointed to fill an unrxptred term, he ha* received two reappointments, and If Oorer-

he aentl-

r trog* and sula-' happen* not to be a good aalea-

on land and in ;

•ol tour Inches In | — I tom the five to.-*, If there were no luncheon con•t >uu know, that; ference*. men could think ntflngers on eachiaome olher way to kill two hour*, to the evolution- 1 at noon.

i itself felt and to draw )t alone a larger sumner

ame reasoning can with re* be applied to the

which under one gov- ~~ ' ... lh _ „ 0 ,|. Chicago

wouM form a very strong . |h sutomobllc driving by mall. 8ill,. ... .Mb ,b, e" 1 *' ^ 1« b. pubii. .nunii, u,b

... .. a he will name him lor tku ICWB ._Albany Prem “’ v “* u fashionsnie Bouton Transcript : A proceasloii

ne. Here n ' of UU ( 0m „b||, w j. r. ported a* mov

chewed perl Isa nehlp In the ful- ertor" bliTd-Hartford Courant yw’ln'the d pist ^e^riy

b-fb-im *<* . T~.. -T ■’"'V V"

enrret• ly the " before him th hlg m4Uy opportBaitias to display ward the southern .Slate. Now. it jnatiaa of th* other ie*or1* ** 1 '■‘"“h 1 *'' ot ,,,r P url 'Y ot >rigluality. twpeclaHy In spelling Is said, the number of automobile* the nrewent rkrewalla state ‘ ,be n “ - Florence (Ala ) Herald beaded north I* almost B> great a* p " .! Milt that his years of service are 'the number headed south. But the

lalag of Ocean Oty andj”*" " ' Maybe the magaxlnee one find* Point would appwvr to b, » h * olu, ♦■ | > , ,r *' , • i " , of * nr i„ the dentist's office palling si eombinsJton | M vinz Ke* 1 ha fact er ro0D1 are pul there lo Indicate the valor sad siooe Harbor lo • So1 °* ,,r h “ Mr E,,,,wl « r length ol Um^ be ha* been prac-

a tost aad upright Judge in ad using.—Arkanaas Gaaette. mtntoterlug the law but be ha* An Oafor(1 prof^.r advtae, a* shown large "the milk of human mllh pretty w.m.en a* an kludnes* ” where It could be ef- a , d lo longevity—provided, ol fertile, lenlrni on first offenderm. ; course, thnt your wife can’t shoot he meted out to habitual crlml-.straight. -Florence (Ala ) Heisld nato lb* full penalty lo which thetr The fo|ka ttoa| , hlIlk ,h a ,

criminal Inetinctc entitled them A Anr.rica's heart ought to be tom b TT"! *.""7 hoot* lover and Christian gentle- fd I,y tb«- suffeting of 'boe> * r * ■ 0 ° r of |, u special effort* ha* European nation*, uredn t wotty "" b-. .11 burtlbl. ... ..... »»-«.. .1 01 k* 1 ..i_ ,k. i_, right -Boston Pu*t

Play the Game Square, Andy .Smith $ Last Plea

Backwash of the Florida Tide 'Victory h Never Worth Sarrificr of an Id'sl. Noted Coach Wrote o_.„_ -e— ■ . Before Death—Defeat Sweeten* Suite**

that That

i- gtvrn us the duodeclII Uu-ti ad of the decimal ili-h I* based on our ten 1 thumb* The duodeci

It make* no difference bow high n places on hlms I ways paaaea for what be

•uld l>e

■al.

On the other hand, snaps BUI '.dli**on. look what tbs balloon isnt> have done for the bow- • Kg«d boy.

A guy we hate to Henry Hatch He never likes • To lean a match.

aud lorm*r Unn vanis foot bull t Uhllsdaiphla. w

hen Avalon and Slone liar Ight form a sixth municipaJblrh would leave lo few late end's In: si and gtrathmere say be a few year* before

pi* who are leaving Inriude seekers lor work and toriune who • botlld tiol have gone itaere in the first plare. A correspondent of th. New York Tim.* *ay* i! I* esti tnate,| i list lv.000 person* me entering Florida daily and that, of

,! "What . of divorce , |know. Well, for a rough gum would aay "MarriageV

1 TIDE TABLE FOR FEBRUARY •■Thia country." vlewed-wtih-

Lo*> Tl#* slam the Sociology lecturer, "haa

v ” progremed' from Am I the first * f.j g'rl you ever loved? - to 'Am I the

been la all marital,

'.rouble* involving the boa try and preerrvr the family

for the

hree year* ha* been able

ha** baru roe them Coin non >< reased tax hue ■xbie lo reduo

right

Among the new find# of Dr Boy Uhapnian Andrew* in tbe

ape May County people re- course bis la»t Aatotto expedi

.(come Hon at* the tossil fragaseul. ot a

wetid double botned erratUfe Ie •embilng a burse that gallop.-*! aruuud w«i.e i ««« Mbu year* u*.. Maybe it wa* the original eight

brough tha Increase of Circuit pr*»viden«e Journal. ’our! Judge* hi* countrymen —

th* Ala-a

■ the inevitable [ a boom. The rt K<>ld fields wa* t

h which a*o» "

> life

"If you omy had rural (tea tollvei >- out here, you—" began a

ii'it ’ lourlat

! u 1 h*" 1 ' 1 tt ul no manner of ua. 2 vc for tree delivery.'' Interrupted J if Ragson Tatters

grrdlpw* of politic*

i the i*«ppotninvent of Judge Ei diedge and ahouid be be elevated to a higher judicial position

till’

in a

A Real Mt Wedding ihn Feather and Lualla Dowt • iHeo married iu Mllbutg

have generally been men who, whtto regrettlus hU lo** ftoov the ly politics or ludividual.i local bench, wili eougtalulate blu.

they caa't call her Dowt