Cape May County's Home Newspaper * * • CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday. February 5, 1926.

AT COUITY TIMER I with the S«* Uta City

nr. Ptbruur, ml

•rery Frtdsy by tb«

: raiirufe avb we roMPAirr » uic city. n. i.

Z. MTOOLKTON

i nrte*. »1.M per y^r. o aay addrew la tbe I States or lu poeeeea

of Cepe Hay [ reaorta, adroealy In the lest Ime of tbe i lee atroas munle- [ would ptore e forward

frota a S-

ndpotat. The coat of [ shore reaorta, owtas phyaieal confomatioo | atiraetlona and coarenr hare to provide.

earle.- t

t inland caamnaitlee

TkU sms

i heavier tea rata ►•6f the smaller

lUtles a pretty heavy, ai tel Ssuraa show. Ooni would reduce tha ovar-

theas munldpaP

BEWJtt PAXJCDK} FOLLOWS CUT OUT THE EITLISIOH WORK DEAL TIMBER The ay nopal* of hit year'a work Martin L. Davey. member reported by W. Collin* Thom** Cony raw from Ohio, ha* IntroCurOonnty Farm Demonstrator, to be ed a bill in ('ongrem to give the found trader tbe bead of "Farm President blanket power for two Newa and Views" la this Issue of years to reorganize tbe business ! the TIMES, carries a pregnant les. structure of the go. era men taon and must not be taken simply also statement giving the reasons

at Its face value as Indicated by for It.

the cold type. |j tells a story | "For seten years,” Mr. Davey far broader and far-reaching than ■ays. "I have observed the departIbls. Iments and bureaus of the governlateaalve farming and belter j m ' nl •* Washington at done banning la the demand of tbe day. ] r * r ‘K e having had offlcial busi- , Where one blade of gram grew, i ne " wl '-‘ nearly all of them, ll two must now be made to grow * ra "Imply appalled at the loafing, and tbe grass must be belter. I Indifference and Inefffciency. ; Produce of every variety must be! Th,rr * r * thousand* upon thou*-! of a higher quality *nd In greater !* nd » unnecessary employees itlty; fruit must be of a high- i and , ' nd l'“ ouplleatlon of alleged t rade. and scrub livestock l*'* ,ro^, There la an Inezcuaable no longer wonh Its keep. This Is WM, e nt niucb more than a half the situation that confront* the blu,0 “ dollara a yea*, jodern agriculturalist and the ' Th "' e u » tendency to Increase rork done by Mr. Thomas haal r * ,b ' r ,h * n 10 diminish, the per-, been aimed to bring about these • onneI ,B ' 1 ******* of gorern-

raaulu and ll has not only laid m '' n,

tbs foundation for these Improve- " Tb * ,hia * P ro P f »ed in my bill its. but In many instances the | ou * h, ‘ 0 done - »*1 probaafforta have borne fruit and! blll,3, “ u th * ‘hat It fanmlng In Cape May County | ever w,,, ^ d0Be - H •• doubtful placed cn a higher pedestal and l lf r * Bl * OTernmM ’ 1 reorganization a more profitable one. I w,u ^ zcoomplUhed by CongresBut this extension work BC “ on - T** Quee'lon is.

“u":

problems' ll has gone deeper „ i mp *‘ ur * ? Congresa will do It. If ha. reached Into ?he homT ' „ | »* ublle ^“'t* d «iMtU It In a has taken hold of the problem, of *“? ,h * t U ^ • nd "

If. and derated : h . d A ^;V , '^*‘ on * h,eb

to h.r n . _ . h »<l ffeow topbeavy with overhead

Ll ~ . b “ r ; ■»a tirnsn.

'ey—It would b* up to the president oi the company to correct hla organization. Then why la It not good business to have the President of the Called . States, tbe greatest corporation In the world,

follow the same course?

snrplas of ,

.•.tractive.-

Money W»a never spent to better purpose than that expended by the State and counties in ex-lenel-ra work. It has raised fanning In New Jersey to a high level, robbed country boms life of lu old time drabness and If kept up.

rtl v a saving which lB con J antllo e with the rural

r Be utilised In a ret rate of grantee expea- • civic Improvemeau. ild he dividend payers

feting a larger number of

i n pronounced move ^ the eommUdation of Avals Harbor aAd U th* bose resort# are wise i to teresu. they win

» the TMera for t

delivery, the telephone, tbe auto, good roads and tbe radio, wiu solve Ibe queatlon of h'Jw to keep .he boys on tbe farm, by making rural life more attractive than tbe burly-burly rush of the

dly.

EVEH POLITICAL HSTOBT >METZHE8 REPEATS There, may be nothing In the

What Other Editors Think Timely Topic. Taken From landing Publications of tbe United States

Musings of the Office Cat

puzzled by sur-, plus farm prod-

prod urtlnn.

Some reckless bolsheviks, or at

leaal socialists, kicks a kicker that the „ ...

G o v e r n m e n t “** ' lar ence Vazurie. the

might Interest It- n, '* n,od, ■ , fllvw *«»»“ self in belj.ln- « > ' c ' ou ' | f a _"l"er.

farmers market Th|1 mik „ „ ocMsfed the head

the :>ome but otlen tbe womau

do tbe bead work.

• has. Williams who ought to

something atsmt conservasaya: "No. that problem

shoulil lie left to larniers without government help “ a two-month-

old hab) might lie left bis own little undershli

Him “You should see the altar n our church." Her—"laiad me to It."

We wonder If Noah originated ' le saying that "variety la tbe -without • plrr 0 ' ,,f ' "

farmer* There's s sucker born every deal with minute and ■ new uplift society to

There's

minute am

collect from him.

"111 awing for Ibis." said tbe hammock aa it saw the young couple approaching

Solitude, sighs Ralph < heater, la especially enjoyable when you are pensive and when you are eating ;

Personally, we can ■

• nothing

Can't Browbeat Thii Editor Gloucester County Democrat The Gloucester County Democrat has never hod any overlords, has always been a tree press, has always been careful In errlslng its freedom In the whole period'of ts existence, covering almost forty-seven year*. It hai er been called on to defend It-

11 would s-s-i

startling In tbe fact that the psarl ^ " . “ „ ‘ "l,"" S.T £ IT'’ ~ Ks^published'uUerancsw^ “

Phllad^hU In quire r° nr "‘ r publt * hwl

rowaasipot* inquirer. malice So far as lu feeling* go. Ex-Governor Allen prsdlcU that i, has no enemies to punish, but “the wet Issue will be Injected In-' ,11 the ability It has. and all the to tbe next Democratic campaign." influence it can exert, ts at the

Certainly some form of stimulant rommanrl of honest men

should be administered.—Chicago men. seeking the highot welfare

of tbe body politic. Ktery horn

Hague, hut there U something jainUter looking politically in the

step would do aojway tbe Govern or'a friend* are trance the welfare of being summarily bounced from County as these eon- their municipal bertha. Tbe fact | Newt

that tbe Jersey City Mayor ts In | "Uquor." says a scientist, "has j citizen, and every bonwt offlcial. Florida, is no excuse, for such; U»e same effect on flowers that It: can rely on Its co-operation In forpoliiical leaders as Frank Hague [ k"* on wen " Well, maybe. But warding the public welfare, and have their machines too well or-! Personally we have never obeerve; it will do 'his without rowt and gxnixed to permit wholesale de- * ubl ' bo » 1 quet try to get together without lavor. It has relied, from I capitations to goon without their i * nd -*—*. c . loB *. h « rmon y <tf lf. r bejng It* first issue under present man-

Cblcago sales man- knowledge

S LAMP

‘drenched In chamtugne.—Phlladel- agement. on the fat >r at

: i Pbl« laqulrer. port of the Imui element of so-

» -Lave hr ■ hefar. rumor* serve to bring to Mr Ford'a fondness | C r the old- clety- the element that is work-

uave oy wi.wtes* peiorc mind * bll ^ geHUcal klstory. I fashioned dance Is alright, but as ‘"K ln 'he open tor honest got - does not seem so entire- a i ao t g. Democratic ranks a matter of fact be had has wore ernment economleally admlntsterie since word baa com* to Smith, the then Democratic to do than any other man with the e* 1 To 'howe objects it was early • day Is not ao far dia- hoaa of New Jersey, made Wood-1 disappearance of the American dedicated and It has n..t departed

Exhibiting at Seaqui Centrum*'. Atlantic City Pr»«*: It may in

^erewt Atlantic County to know J |t that Cape May t tee holders hav- m. appropriated CS.vou for adveriis N. Ing Cap* May County at the Ft 8em)ut-C> ineanial and •!*<■ at th> nr Phlladelphia-Caiuden bridge ctde l Kt brnllon. Keterrlng to ihl*. a loeal : th

r reports that "one oljsii oat remarkable features of . on

tw budget U tbe approprta I "Teitphom

• Ion of ISS.Oltu for advertising, as compared with IIV.OOO for 1>2S and ti.000 In 1924. This Amount, the appropriation of which has met with universal ap pi oval, will be particularly to carry on the ordinary special ad

ertising. undertaken ny thement lakes kindral county, and largely to advertise j taxpayers’ < vprnso by exhibition at the S-'sqiu- Cen- I the telephone opetat tennlai Exposition in Phlladel- amiable, w.- .to n<

phla and the Camden bridge celc- “ oild sas bratlon. Idestie i» t Well, It pays to advertise. I ratli. r th ■very community In New Jersey j -mile. that has anything worth while advertising will be shortsighted if I The a (alia to take every poeslble ad I was tom ntage of opportunities for a j jta.-.-iiiE th world-wide show window like the va- close lUl-Ontenntai I (ortuiuile

will be transmit- ro. Wilson Governor and started bBrB ^ fi »" r “>• ««rage So- f'°« 1

reported, garage dances

fashioned I

. that I

If they

f. and out of dale, r fault As a mat

ter of feet and sound ptlnrlple. Public Of'.'re Is as much a I’ubltr

tag Mr*. Williams of Dallas as an T,,ul BO » °* " *»- !»! rte that

U history going to repeat 11- | opponent of Mrs. Ferguson for ' ,r,ncl * ,, '' *** , • BU, •• '»'" 1 "d* ; naif, at least to the extent of a | Goveraor next year. We desire to ?* AB#rt f B • m “*' P , ’P ul »r Prswl

.him on his polltleal im> ■. . - ^

. the qulMeacence of lm- iku ^ , urnH on the B »* « b * .W 1 -' » when they flint ranch who hlm and brought about | Pro ^*' , * BCe Jmirn*!. e nr. but lb IM. I.n.r. pollilc.l rcHnr I . Tb ' P-b-n ... turn.

’* one hemutw to 1

) th* poosible.

mlarion of hast would j break between Governor Moore! make two pridteUon* for tho ton? ,u "" r ' h '* Pub r to the layman to be and the m . n who ^ hlm? b,. | fl, ou t.td. contemporarlea. viz : *** , , d *‘ ,,um “ “ tuman solution, for tbe yjni lhl , lhere ,, BO pa r ^ le , j til Mrs. Ferguson rill not be „ r *»‘on.lly. it will ll.

theory 1* generally ar- betwi Uffht. heat, color and teem irmly established aa Mina. If not holding clooor «blp. 1..* transfer of trough tbe ether, which th* world only a few year* low accepted as part of the order of life. The iraasbe motion picture by radio along Us way. The transof heat probably depend*

‘•n anything

the

parallel .

for.

candidate for re-election. Ill II

• of public action

whereas Smith was a reeldeni

a usually Republican county. Hague la the bossi of the Democratic Gibraltar o' tbe Slate—-the county without which tbe Democrats could never hope to elect a State offleer—and in case of a break be could make U moat un-

pleasant for the Goveraor.

/ Envy You

SENATOR RICKARDS'

to perfect ampllflcatlon. So pjaed Department of

Power may be concerned would add *2#0.000 to tbe sal-1

‘** in tb* tides enough ary Hal of tbe Slate and provide | Uy. haa discovered that men are

for at least 2J placeholder* not created equal. But the better The Prosecutors, whoer power the half of creation knew It already

department ts Intended to curb. Public ledger

would continue In offlee and the , There are men who banker to special joint salary revision com- occupy post* of danger, say* a mils* of the LegUUturr has rec- »*»*' Thsse are the heroes who

• I volunteer for tbe task of Judging

| baby shows —Passing Show .

There 1* nothing In a name Smallpox Isn't smallpox when they

In llorlds - Hartford t’our-

<o burn the universe t lo, » of course aa a matter race that once the world •armed through th* air. ' coo*** by a r ela'*d pro<hat probably before long

will be 1.79* years before Texas ,m * ■* K*PUbllr ttrew. baa another woman Governor — ;

Post-Dispatch.

t'onferencce may come and con- Dropjtuifl *Jte Primary ferences may go. but atrtkrs go Philadelphia Bulldlq: If

on forever. — Albany Knkker- wishes of the chief Republican “The a I bocker-Preas. baders am heeded at Trenton, are aftei A village D a place where there ,h * legislature will substitute things of life Isn't much to do on Sunday after- ,<>r * b " piesent prlmatles a systetn ■ nmpHment* of the noon ezevpt to take another nap— b ^ candidate* lot (I .verms i tude. the honor* of hlzh Washington Post. ,,nd * ,,r 1’nlted Stulew Senator ; place# nor the pleaaur.-* .Vo one needs second alght tnore >•» convention, that IMney buy.

Pro- than the girl who falls In .ove at ^-*1 P rlmar . l «^_ Tb. Penagt* for the elmpb Justice I first .Ighu-Boston Herald. um £ at ^ | > ° y * °[ “ h *P' , > ramll > •

. 11 1 opposed solidly by tbe smile from a loved one o. Or. nna. M B™— 0....r.- u,,, h , , h . |. n

•te independent Republics 'tubers. George I. Rec wd. vet

an pmgreaelie. |> th.

how farmers can

helped and sqrplus products •

nt a profit, they might And out P

what the British do with their sur- ^or,, on ,B * co °'

|.lus rubtu-r products. The e is a, T he people who lose in Florida rubber farm surplus And you i, D d deals are evidently such good

y manage to sell It, sports .bat they'never let ant body

to tbe I nlted States nJ about a fl„d it out. ,

dollar a pound, when it could he .

sold prottiably at thirty rents a No safety device has yet been pouud A government (bat wants Invented, snaps Irving Filch, to to do a filing can do it. . take tb* place of tbe one just above

! the ears. Tbe railroad trainmen, hundreds of th. Jssnds of faithful workers, ask lor heller pay. and ought to!

"Are you aatiafled with your flgre*" asks an adrertisment. Not Ith tbe figure of our bank bal-

ance.

It-Ide i

alls thirty centlinei drink. Utty n-ntluiei

if you do not.”

"It will put you in good bittnoc You will wait more patbn you will Im mote amtabh th*- telephone opeiators."

w ho.

Rati roads, ptotected by gove

m. nt. enjoy prosperity. Steadily! IF# getting so || la more twii nr erasing, they should divide , portant for a banker to be a good prosperity with the men that do shot than to be able to add a colrbe work through the nights In uutn of figures. •old und rain, when those that colleci dividends are asleep. Paderewski owes the goventAtl Americans, especially busi n, * D ' * 4000 Income tat. but be ne»» men and money makers. I "‘' ‘"“er excuses for not playing •bould demand Ibat gorsl workmen ,n ^Mhtngton.

get tbelr fair share of national :

nwperlty

nd

The

I only his

' niimlM red I '. '.’k I Mlrutatrd to . danmglnk liiiprn

ISM the dea

the old days a college girl had to be naughty but nb» Non- 4 adays abe haa to he nice and

naughty

They say that criminal* are always anxious to return to th* scene of tbelr < rimes, but you never see a new bride amicus to hang around tbe kitchen

sstlin tiuil the uu It Is a dangerous these figure* an

Maiy Pickford Envies You! . Would Yo

I rade Places?

NOT true to fact.

Of the slaty-odd thousand killed' in live years some were the vie- ■ Urns ot stupid, reckless or drunken greater number killed were ol their own carelessness, illy described os "Jay-walk

< McNutt: j dollar bill.' McMutt- | millionaire: •McNutt:

j burn

> hundred

Just burned a

"Gosh! You must be • "Well. IF* easier to *

than t

They were happy and contented. They loved each other. They never argued or fonght. . ’» They billed and cooed. •. y i ..

Apparently Poueuing Everything Worth While. She Tells Readers ot The TIMES That Beanty. Fame and Wealth Is Not All

Our Mary’s Message

an Increase In the

nrrsMtra oat of tb# arias of many of tbeae officials. I 'be aoloflMM era) and Ic* Doesn't look aa though much ' 'squire* some Imsgtaa- trenchmsnt. In ripendlturea It ■hlnk of tbe magnitude of j be expected from this Deglaalture.' 'bat will be necessary • Kipper legislation Ir — ■be grant change shall be politically Immoral. I " into practical us*, but es defensible financially.

'bis is tbe least of tbe pub ‘"rtea- Tbe flaanclrr with ■^pnofcefbuak we always

DR CADMAN, noted preacbei.

,b r say* many of our towns are over .

brains, and they are hard Wlated *l«b fraternal societies tb* world over. May tbe * nd ""•l competing ng* noun be *p-rad before churches. Evidently It Is possible t. | to have loo much of a good thing

K buyer of a Chicago NE * YORK'8 crime wave "'M store haa b.aned, **•“" ,0 b *’ rn ‘■k"> >‘* d a king, saying it u aa silly' wr *' ,, ,b '" BMerBl '‘>o““'> d blng nraww. Washington j ,n ,h * city who had not *o»y. been held up.

A preacher say* that jaxx la sandpapering the souls" of the younger acn. ration. Mid It Is bound for destruction. Anyway. K will

Hailed longue, stewed

Democratic rank*. Tbe iiiidmlying

change I* (he had lurk th< pnhllrsn* have had With • dale* on a Rtate-wld. tialloi 1910. wltrit Woodrow Will • leri.d Governor They ha

The boop-wklrt ran never return, despite predictions that H will It would put alt our modern tianspoiiatlon facilities out ot business

— Philadelphia Inquirer.

Laughs For the Motorist

It u i strh ■ him cities an

An artless in tbe average musical comedy has a good chance to see most of tbe country and the country has a good chance to *<-c most of the actress.

atlom Miller, of Net a modlflcatioi maty In that Bta'r.

••therbood of Man Is long fine, but the lock rera declare substantial every year just the

In llox Klgno < holers "I take tiieai pleasure introducing Dr. hmuison to lb* people, especially to those who have hog cholera, a* Dr. Klnntson Is veiy eBrlent In this walk and will prove a success If given a Chance From Exchange A young • ourt House matron si sued her husband for dlberause he Insisted that In- ■ would be B n appropriate for the baby. much are you One thousand dollars In • Jess.- “How i-ome*' James "Thai's what tbe aherlf for my return." Honor, my car couldn't >o that fast." think of shy

t* hocked and disillusioned ttar lM-«iii|rul bride burnt Into parozymt ol burning tears. Mhe had Jual compared her husband to tbe B.

Urine* It say* here that a New York man has bad hi* daughter arrested because she has “a manta for contracting debts " Griggs- l^l me have that article: I'll put a where my wile