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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday, February 12. 1926.

Friday by the JfG AXD BCOVTAXT i City. N. J.

S »rit*. tl-M per year, s any addreas lu tbe tales or lu

BOVona-vtaBs matter at j .. .

lorste at Sm late City.

WOMZH. BEAIBS AID P0U1ICS Rheta Chllde Dorr, noted writer, say* that an outstanding woman with brains baa as much chance of getting Into Congress aa Trotsky baa. ■'There are three women member* of Congress.. two of whom are widows, elected by the same machine that controlled their husbands," mya tbe writer, who adds that "the same la true of tbe two women Governors, one a widow, tbe other controlled by her husband and bis machine. Piling more fagots on the Are. critic of her ahe recently beard a speech In Congress that a high school girl make. She also declares

In local

"Gotter Is believed to be caused I — . - . 1 ■■■- by a lark of Iodine In the body jn PREPARING FOR THE NEXT COAL STRIKE j This mineral substance, tcgethri 1 with all the ,others which the body require*, must be supplied 1

In tbe food we eat.

"Salt-water flsh are especially ' rich In' Iodine. The use of more Ash In the meals of the arerage. family would be beneAclal In many respects. Because of the ease with which It Is assimilated by the body. Ash Is especially rec- ' ommended for people who are ' not doing hard physical work." ; Cape May County shore resorts 'not only have unlimited quant I-1 ties of Iodine In me aea air. but ithey have almost unlimited quantities of the most edible A>>h. ! When It comes to supplying; health requisites we stand at the.

head of the Hat.

By A. a CHAPIN

All the women co-lead-

ers In tBe districts of New York

i women without

brains, usually anti-suffragists and chosen by the bosses because tbe men know there Is no real organisation back of the antl-suf-

fragtsta.

"Women are Mill being discriminated against" concludes the writer, "thotgli they fhlnk they

the 'oature. of the{ ,re ,n l»l“lc"

, In answer to this criticism a

. tb. hub urfulhc of -rt<-

What Other Editors Think Timely Topic* Tikes Prom Leading Poblicotkps of the Halted Statei

Anthracite operators and miners are Addling while the country burns—soft coal.—Wall Street

; leading from the i rood Into the rei wlnte- atom serves > the soundness and

f this proposition. The

week washed tbe

| City Boulevard very ring numerous holes to

over, which make ore or less hatardout t being. Tbe county

; thirty thousand dol-

'All of which may he true in ' degree but la not In any way . peculiar to tbe sex. There are many men who think they are In polities but who In reality are only tbe tools of bidden power behind tbe throne. Years of otaervation of noaUnatljae made from time to time at tbe tornwand of man-coatroUed machine* here and there are quite conclusive .aroof of that fact. We fear, though Rheta ChfMr Dorr may be an outstanding Ago re in the world of llterntnrr. ahe dors not weigh heavily as a political and economic analyst. Whatever may be said of tbe standard of the women In polticial of hoc it must be remembered they nr* hound to be representative of the Intelll-

wbo

t of road, raising and and putting on aiders to. prevent it } far as the shoulders

probably

1 spent, but the gravel J not stand the tides I be economy to hard

1 0.1, UU •borou.b. e ““ “■ “

1 1 place them la their po**s. ««■-

t women with brains have

A scientist claim* to have discovered that sleep can be oosttted. but tbe family in the Aat overhead beat bint to It.—Columbus Dispatch. Years before the one-button i union suit had made lu appear-. aice la tbe ads the laundries off and on were returning something of that description.—Detroit News. The way they get in and out i of Cabinets, you'd think the Preach politicians learned their

This Week \ By Arthur Bnrhmne SAVAGE EVOLUTIOH ELECTRICITY S BABYHOOD POOR OLD BEELZEBUB A BOOMIHG NAT10H

Musings of the Office Cat

Washington reports

tagul. Congo natives, tell the Rev. H. C. Graham that monkeys are descended fluni men that have been disgrar"We are heller anil prouder than the apes." say these prarliral bark men. "therefore we eal

sMLMnon •ADM qpT Wm AU * fcgUM* •ajaniesi —

I’afegflrs

I others lead.ng Into

from tbe main sea- „ . The boulevard lead- * B “ e * U ** t ^ £rn,n « ean City, which ha. ln '° Pongee-sad more and more surfaced U a good ex- “ , ' n ~ 015 aft these roads' *• * c *' r ’* ln **"«*««>« oI Just as soon aa a J e ,nl,h bo,h of divergent

t for tbe work, t

New York American.

Florida is establishing a bird sanctuary. The general Impression has been that what I* need- . . „ , . hi I. a rcfuxr of oul-rf-lm n fi.h SlfMa* I. Hukood —Detroit NdWs. , Atlantic City Ptes- The campaign to raise flO.uuP lor tbe The potato and the lump of „p port r . f lhr Boy Scout. Is anthracite can not pass each Uunched and there is no arguotber going into the basement nirnt |h „ „„ >tand .gainst Its

e our klng-i-shlp. and so

mlllng.—M i 1 w

ukce

— Weight of evidi

f highways la po- rm , her w|lh |he .om,,,. polltit in favor of that U, do DO< V . D , ^t****- _ '« ,h * Ch * nlber * | mg women or brains In tbe polltl- | program, the completion |f tbeJ C>B pnvrat „ I surfacing of the ocean; , nd (hpr ffnd , C,t>r lo sooner or later to prevent It. y Cite That road would |Afc , n lhe ^ ^ meD tbey wel . r connect up all the re lhe „ |h , 7 ^ ^ It wouid greatly relieve UBrd lo furtH „ (hrlr rnd( . bul r on tbe approaches from j lhejr do metcomr lbt | Bde . t road. jpendence that usually goes with mrfaeed highway* I* the grains, and It is this that Rheta f Cape May County Dorr means to emphasise, though

she does not explicitly say so.

New Jersey is a shining ex- [ ample of this situation, hut we j dare say tbe same will be found FEAB TO TPCAD true In other Stales In this

inunity there are hobbles or business are possessed with : the Ufe and weilcommunity hinges sful development of or scheme. Id aeathey seek to make

munity organization a

tbe forward fug of

and

SUte tbe Democrats have no trouble on ibis score, at least lo outward appearances, because women of that political persuasion who are active align tbemarlveo with tbe organization or marblsr and create no trouble for tbs leaders. If there are (hoar a bo

drive dlgerent from any

New York's neediest canes tht* other conducted in city affairs, year are real-estate owners who tor It is an investment not in are confronted with overproduc-'‘nnterial things, but moral— not i Hon and falling rents. Already in brick and stone structure*, but mum. apartment* bring barclyjlil.-tbv mpre enduring edifices of twice what tbey are worth, and ! character—not In substances to p< almists fear that the time be grasped, but in the more may come wben people can ai-' vtasive qtiklitltes of manhood. To ford to live here.—The New asked to have a share In this Yorker. i * ork ■' a privilege rather than an * _ ‘act of generosity, for It is investA woman naturalist In Benton lns <hr futurr o( lh , I Harbor. Michigan, ha* written a , Tbe mrn wNt ate |ake book entitled "Dumb Animals l] Ihf . , h( . nM „ c generation Have Met" and dedicated it to , r( . |hf ^ ^ JodltJ . and „ ^ her husband. She should know Iuok upon |lf ^ ^ Ih .. gu ,, lly of best -New York American. i our government will be

The story come* from Call-' shaped,

fornia that a man out there was Besides the making of an honoured of paralysis by being Mrurk! "elf-rcspecting high princlplby lightning. Now let Florida cJ man the Anest efforts In fashtel! one—Columbus Dispatch. ; toning building materials Inn. .. . „ , ^ ^ i Imposing structure* ate as dross. s »* 'V* PAMrt- .TV. -orla ac-a. ,hU a,.. ,na th.

Bo. proau-na ,P.„.

ai.ia™a v^PHi .1 iio.poo eao.. ln , hl , work erl-P. Th. Ujaia. Home foor- rt||flr . n ^ 0.1 -ill i.ii me boowwi.™ of , t . ihe neiloo bee la eerve e meloo. Th „ , 10 „a 0

-Beelon TnoecHpi. rh.*pe-l otllle. ibe elllMbe A represenutlve desires to have this resort van make.

tbe Congress solve tbe servant problem He pays tbe sagacity of that body a high compllmem

— South Bend Tribune.

Coobdjc and Coal

Philadelphia Bulletin: The Sen-

Out Idea of a great

they are not allowed to an fur- one who- travels extensively and

tber In the game than easting

;*!-. by 3

, the buck li

the n

f SI t

which to diaarmlnate

tbHr ballots

In the Republican camp things

reconstruct but underie thin veneering are reaj-

tbelr own

id*, and are ready different. Several wi

to crttlclae everything ibnilBa , nd lo4ti- . 0 ,-

their narrow view does , look to UM)llnK positions, w- to their plan* to tbe |buI lbu dld nol Illr parlr hey believe to be merited. bo- „ . D(1 lbrtr » rr . ualllrw undergoing devel- clipped. Here and there may be like aeaaborc resorts, arc one left, but the fate of their have a surfeit of such \ sisters Is an Indication of what

frequently newcomers, awaits them,

ffore they become tbor-' Some of the smaller fry county acquainted with condl- leaders even go ao far as to make 1 about to ostensibly tear no effort to get women to tbe

of the an-

thracite strike to Piesident Cool-

net.be. writes cr -Iks about lt..“**' More -trictly speaking. It O-trolt News .deluded Itself that It had done so.

, As a matter or fact, if there Is

Korn* people tell u* that wild an> - responsibility resting on the life u disappearing In lhe eoun- IVderal Government In lhe mailer try. Our own observation leads , b e anthra.it. slnke. It is on us to believe that It U Just mov- | b e shoulders ot Congress, the Ing In'o the city—Buffalo Host. Legislative power of the govern -

:: mint. The Executive | Model Homes " ‘°r effective anion.

WestAeld Standard- The build- «'«n*ies» has had the John Ing material makers ol the eoun- H ‘>'» Hammond repott liefore l» try are planning to spend M.OOO.- • * or m * n >' months. It has not

j-ear. on a national h; •' , “UfAclent interest In the prob-

» pow-

poll* to vote, for fear by an doing tb-y will not be able to bold

the party reins.

Women of bra'ns may be welcome In Republican party councils of New Jersey, but not If they bate independence and high e hindrance to the v»ry ; pollllral morals with the brains or development lb*y are

to put through.

homely saying that more ! AH01HEB COUWT be caught wl'bmoltmes'pQg SEASHORE RESORTS Iodine In sea air Is already recognised aa a health asset com sailer affairs yf lljr. and seashore resident., nou who pulls with the co “ M ,h ' ,ood ■••celallst of the a community rath- r Srm Jrne * H,, ' e «'» A*' 1 WHs against them, thereby »«-•"* “i* 1 "» B Ihtdr co-operation, is tbe 1 countries where Ash is eaten In io will accomplish most j ■ bund,Dr '' aolter is very rare uccewfful putting over **‘d In the sections of the Culled s and drveloprnen.. Htales where Ash Is used geurially the same bolds true In tbe ———— inland sect ions of tbe t'altad Inrome Tnx ofAceis say b—tes known as tbe gotui bell.

national hl

movement for belter i.welllngs •*' They will erect demons! rat ion P 1 home* in twenty-eight cities to show what constitutes good a:- 11 cfaltecture. proper construction,

and sound investment.

Many persons now building seem to take no account of the depreciation factor. Their houses ate so poorly ronstrurted that the rate of deterioration mus. of a nercmliy be very rapid Many of these new houses will weal out so fast Iba. they will hate to be dlx-aided III alK.ul zz to 40 years. If by Spending a few thousand morv. a bouse could be an built that In 30 years it would lasound In Its mam features and Deed only siipetAelai repairs, depreciation .barges reach only n ■mall figure, and the cost of op eratinc I* not neatly so large |i

MlfAcii

of anthracite ev-

prlnted. That report is rumple, heiisive ill it* Information as to the problem of anthracite, ji make* definite recommendations liKiking to the prevention of such strikes as tbe present, ft furnish-

es the lead for Congress to it It desires to Ik- In an) efficient. But Congress hi

folio.

New Jersey is taking on too many heavy obligations at once. It is plunging. The- sp. nders are running wild. There Is a great need for thoughttul conservative men in our Legislature it th. State l* to be kept out of bankThere in. indeed, great treasury lialam not Mooi- has said. Tb< era* for spending the public's mm.. I* upon the New Jersey poim cians.. Not even In the onstltu tional requirement that the sent of the people must t«- of talned. I* their to be round pic lection against the trick of tb politicians of trading v.drs b tying up projents Wanted i> North Jersey with p. • ecbetoe* ■> the South Jerseymc n Sycqphss? Spint Sull Bifc Gloucester County Detuwtat. Did you ewer notice that dogs turn around many times before they lie down, and yet they don't know why? Weil, it's because their ancestors, long dead, slept in the long grass, and they- turned around to make tHem-elves beds Horne* and rattle always sleep with their nose* towaids the wind, and they don't know why. But away back before they slept la stable*, and had owners, the ancestors of these critters had muih fear of prowling enemies, and they kept their laces to th*wind that they might scent dan-

ger.

Perhaps that is the .rason so many people worship those in power. In public office. It i- less than two hundred years since America crawled out from under the blanket of airand attemptd to go alone, and peihaps : too much to expect that the -puit of servility should t •• hied out ol

pick the political ti

or Assemblynuvn.,nr Postni or some oth.-r fellow who is from money we pay into | treasuries of nation and county, city or township. jthe dog. the cow and horse.

I 'nstill tel!* Hie world Iriniy is only beginning If « h We at.- a little way. but not far. from he savage that tell down and worshipped an unknown malignant devil when the lightning flashed Railroad- will coon change •rom Steam lo elecirir power, and | that will .all for twenty-four bilvre hours of kilowatt rays Mr Insull. Farms ' * til be "wired" for electric light '

and power.

M.s-t encouraging Is the pre- • diction of Elmer Schirwmger. ' is.ills Levy'* Intellectual and . dashing young law partner. Elmer Schleeinger says electricity. In i

John Foster say* Just because a man run- .i dairy. I* no sign he Is a butler and egg man. ".Many young men get beautiful wive* through luck.' say* a magazine. Ye*, tough luck!

Some singer* have mellow voice* and others sound like they might have been pulled too noeffa. Irove. Percy Jackson says, hr like a sausage case because It contains many mysteries. Sometimes when the cat'* away her husband ha.- the time of his life chicken chasing. A Wildwood man nay* he's lost twenty pounds since his Wife has been on a diet. We are a wasteful people, using two nr three men to catch a criminal and 1? to turn him loose. "Modesty, rage and rouge have the same effect on u woman's cheeks." comments a v'outi Houss

On the llorid* beaches you will find many beautiful breaker* - blond and dark. So carry a big

' world's t

vill

debts

what

There '« no cold cream that will ieep away wrinkles so sucressully as the milk of human kind-

■ world in the

We

* did and we dou'i take some fellow of laboi or in a to wnishlp him ling him. requu

prudence wbrle We iail Mall i aloae. and dictate to our efflltlo; Ices, n-t worship them. Then will : :he "land ..t ih*- pilgrim's pride.

r debt.

•:...n they are today. Steam ramc and debts were paid with the |greatest ea«e. instead of bankiniplry. Europe knew piusperity -mb as no one dreamed of. It was «» great that nations could not tesist fighting over 11. What i-te.ini did for the last relitury 'elect.icily Will do for this. And hat is no rireain.

"Polygamy is legalized a

Auto Flood Bites Higher Philadelphia Bulletin: Near • hive and three-quarter millii S:ate» la-1 yeai! With anoth :i3!Mt00 Canadian inanufsctun

"t'S a

legging. " says Mr. Ilackenburg of New York's legislature, and h. »ants easy divorces from Pari, •r Reno mad.- Illegal. Divorce anil I.ootlegging, now -O easy. -Imply prove that when you try to regulate human nature you invite trouble. "The cat will , and the dog will have hb

■ all prartlral pui ' be about a- una| * the Will o' tn. easy enough lo sa

Milwaukee -upplle* an acocunt I •■f miraculous exorcism, believed | '■> many, deeply religious, to have , been the actual .hiving out of a

fortunate Insane woman.

The an

nd must people ha'

So you accepted that yoi tal clerk*" How could 1 help it! He -Sed me rapidly, then envel me in bi>. arms, -tamped -j 1 my lip*, and -.-.Jed it wltl

Wrigley 1 h«-w ing <

the

ttarle

Never say anything about a competitor, snaps Rill Campbe'.l. that you wouldn't be willing to put

In writing.

Dor Hughe* defines an oil-timer a- one who ran remember when a shady past was a handicap instead

of literature.

A Belated Murder—The evidence plainly showed that the man was dead several hours before he was killed. -New York Exchange. A fool and his money are soon parted and some sort of similar arrangement shonld be made to alienate him from bis automobile. King of Spain attended a bricklayer's wedding. Any king would rather -ec Ins people laying bricks

than throwing them.

Some folks are railed tbe salt of the earth. Bill Colllsvin s-y* beguesses you'd call red-headed ones

. the pepper of the earth.

You can't fell about married people. Pel names live on long after the affecflon that coined ■

them Is dead.

A patriotic wedding: where the

A- o

di»-

Sesqui-Centennial History Sketches . John (Hancock. Massachusetts

mi„- a- follow- A woi

‘mind had berume iinl.alanc.--l wa* cal M.-d to the •'hapel of Ft J.~-p!,'. Il.wpital. wh.te the’ -xorrl-i" tiltial" wa* performed, it.'Larin, not undTstnod by the,, was answered, apparently from! i.i .M-ulii.e voice. "BeJlleblde"' A-k..! why he had taken pow» -i.-n of the woman. Beelzebub te , plied. Because of maied let ion." The fiend proiuiM-d to leave the woman at ; oeba-k that afternoon, but did not actually leave '"‘"I ’•all-past £. Which Is about wha< you would expcci of a d.

and Is gelling better

perusing the

ake you rich In thirty days come letters I km ring a one and a half nt stamp'" wonders Bob LailI a-k**d If I eon Id see her home My heart then skipped a bit • Why certainly air." the maid replied "I'll send you a picture of it.”

Plunging Into Debt

Trenton Times: For many vew J.l-ey boasted that It

Among the many -iliking rhaiatrlers of the fifty-six Signer* of the Declaration of Independence, the one hundred and fiftieth anniversary of whim will Ih- celebrated by the Bcsqul-Centennlal Intel national Exhibition opening in Phllad. Ipl.la June 1. IkrC. is John Hancock, president of th.Continental Congrt — and the fii>t • o affix his si gnat.He to the doru-

By this jMipardy. ►tertnlned all know

in Hi.ee day- . Idles and newsp waukee' lb-.lre

Father: "Ixtok here, my dear. I

d.m t mind your sitting up late * rib that young man of yours, bul I do ol .jet-I to hi* taking my tnom-

: ins paper w hen he goes." "Where were you last night?” ' I went to a wooden' wedding.” "What do you mean. wtsKb-n

wedding —

"Mhy. two Pole* were married.'* "Tliat'* old IVig-hody Just come out of I be telephone Ikix- he's tii-nwi ninety-two.” ■'laird! How old was he went

:n ' omit here for malrll>ur|Miscs says he would dls • ei married a woman who interior mentally Well.

Id.,service. In p.>

Th* Bm „ ’e| let

l-.ut 2.AOO.- » and pros i a- rapidly should In.

I In v

ssl i.

rib Jet*,

condition. (the Legislature on MonH and sitrx-rive will ftequeuly sell ttin.oOO.tUu will U- i*«] for a lid irole Iban It rust, while e-timate- go. the cost one that U Ugly and Inartistic likely to l>e tr.OO.UOO.nn ■ III involve a toss II an attempt the people have been p, I* made lo sell It. 'reduction ol their laz bt

• torm.d and the ant •I" sip. I. b. seized the dead horse tell and shouted: "t'ome ‘ , ’ w >- **’fe going home!”