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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday, March 5, 1926.

I tr*ry Frltey bj the ■tic pwirrnte an IJUlUie CffXFAKT • I>1* CUT. N. J.

I A. HAFFCRT

S. MIDDUPTON

Tb* firm*r» M N*» Jrr**T_»r* Chlciio I* (hr IilMt munlrlnsldly bfcomlns a atadml claw pdiiy to fly to Washington to be aad they are agplylag the know!- saved from heraelf. The cry ha# edge thu* gained to the tilling of gone up that the Hljr department the aoU to the benefit of their of Juatlre I# unequal or Incom pnekelbuok*. petent to deal with the criminal Much of the credit for thla l#i horde* that overrun the city, due the wonderful work done by Chicago haa been more or lew of

Ion Office:

BUILDING, i Are.. Baa tale i

Office: fits Anbury

. a lawleaa town for years and la . merely reaping the harvest, for • which ahe ha* been sowing the

need for more than a generation. She will get no help from Washington and should not hare. A city that haa become so de-

> graded that It confessea that It

cannot control the criminal > within Its borders should

I suspend cfrll government and In-

I atltute martial law.

_ - A * crooked politicians it Office at Sm tele City. 1 and put to practical use. The are engaged In fostering bi-parti-

i In the erer-ln- jaan government, her decent eltl-

g better system of farming ;aena. regardless of polities, should >n all over the State, and join hands In rf bl-partlsan movewhich' haa added millions of dol-! mem to oust the crooks who have | lavs to the taxable values of the: brought shame and disgrace on

i shown just the city. Possibly a few honest

the State College of Agriculture : and the State Board of Agricul- | turn. During the last fiscal year ! Uta Stale College distributed over , | fifT.DfiO publication* on farming. . gardening and homemaklng.

y to residents of New Jersey, i publication* covered every

> of farming, horticulture.

raising and dairying. The

to any aadreas in tbs,^^ ^ ^ conUU|(id „

II as those of other years, were d by the tillers of the soil

the Besnsylvanls Ratt-

i the a

stations; beautification nda. wall kept and well tracks and the vary best

that the traffic will ever In mind fu-

whal the soils of tb* Bute are' judges above the reach of the j capable of producing when prop- politician* would be a good start•erly handled. ing point. ! In no section haa thla knowl- Chicago will have to clean her edge been app.led with better re-' own Augean stable*, and she wits than in the counties of might as well commence lb# job. South Jersey with ihelr lighter'

noils. The changes wrought have .been wonderful and It has been proven that for horticulture, pool trying and trucking this arc lion of the State)la without a superior anywhere In the United

State*.

As tune

PRESIDENT COOUDGE sat cool duHng all the demands that he settle the coal strike, and the miners and operators settled Ihelr own guarrel on a perhaps more lasting basis than the govern- ' ment would have done. The gl-

and the knowl- giptie loams suffered by both road get* the lloe s ahare edge gained U more Intensively gidea—no matter what they may tssaagar and freight trnf- applied. South .'Jersey farm land*. UT IO r public consumption—will iesc resorts and will gst with tbs great markets right at make them very chary about en-1 they expaad. which th*» ^ hand, will become an Eldora for leri ng upon another auch teat of g rapidly, and it should tUlers of the soil, ana their value > n<1 urmnce. Mr. Coolldge is altdoing what lies j will euual thtt of the coast re- , lng cool while the radical farm

power cheerfully, Inateod aorta,

vlng to be begged and hand In band. Into giving the reaorta

the two

K° agitator* are demanding all kinds jef paternalistic price-fixing and other market tag scheme* to maintain the prices of farm products.

The height of Ignorance 1* for girl to get married simply bell tired of working.

Ontentment lies in your own world. The fish wouldn't enjof Anthony Blmba. editor of a “r «*>* "«> d P»*as«u<a Communist newspaper, to be tried swimming. for blasphemy under a law 22J ( , bira|t o womac * a y» .be atabyears old. i# accused of denying ^ her hu , bt , nd to k cep him at —-nee of God. HU lawyer , |iom( . T<>j|r thu UJ1 yoor III say that the Constitution. v|r , H hlch guarantee* free speech. l>la*phemy charge. f stepped upon tde tomcat's tali. The lights were dim and low, • Why not leave the ca.e to me ^ ^ rp|ipondr< j # W|UL

It was bis tall of woe.

i does aot refer to any pnr- | J

resort, but to all alike. I TAT.BATinT T.TPT.BBTVT.

sail. For yaar* At-

Clty baa b^n clamoring;

Atlantic city Press: The physi-

Aiready the various group* are ra | declioe of Judge Schlmpf agreeing to dlaagrre as to the through arduous devotion to the remedies needed, and In the end duties of the bench, and bU

the growing cost , he w ,|j be settled like wise resolve to take a rest, U of . national goveruasent function- >n olher , by tlw inexorable law ““'l another Indication of

sis, ^ m "‘ r " “ Siu““ " v. u. a,i„« '7'"b, .«=r;; r. r' ij * i ' c^- ^

K ' clogged with causes waiting for

consideration, and while Judge Schlmpf has accomplished wonders In systematising his work

U tra. •! All,,lie 1, lb. I ~ 'be e( I be |

, eeueiiT. lo tbei time, ecwnllni

What Other Editors Think

of a.

1 President * conference committee

t* inatanee In keen-' 0,1 ^ Udrr * 1 °f ™Uars in no Inatanee In keep-^ 0 . fud states, a

grand total of one handled and tsn millions of dollars has been spent. At the same time we

ty In general. Sea Isle City ^ arD tht comwlmiou expects to. i rt leu lari y striking cxahtple. lbf "primary piluation" Ultor to th* city tor the 1# jg Presumably

lm, m,bM b.1 b, bw-mm, , h ,„ th, rml wort wli: ball. ^ „ pn ,„ „ bj The Inierstste Commerce Com-: the plum tree.—Boston Herald. ^ burden upon those who preIn tbU twelve years has. A , ) U ( report the anthracite *Me and upon »bo*e decision*

Timely Topes Taken From Lending Pnblkatkmi of tke

"so^That the InteminaUe delays once so deplored by lawyer* and their superiors alike, have been reduced materially, it Is a hopeless task to seek to keep the

dockets cleared.

The bill Introduced in the legislature to give South Jersey another Circuit court Judge ought lo be put through without

he steps off-the train. The a needs paint, tbs ground* d that could be made beuu-

wlth a I

reached «82 valuations. US of , strike was being won jointly by rti much rests, fnstesd of grant-

lerate expendl-, (br|D for n k ures covering

are littered with parts of

icbmery and rubbish and

approximately one-half the mile-

age of the country, and only .

Ulln In In blntm- Tb.,

I of Pleasure

i the larger roads. Surely the

bad.

peals bar* beer.

u* which have been aban- | BlerBUte commerce Commission. I o».i,ro.n »lt« uu Pnnld.nc—. nmvm In . m,.mm ,,<l boot, m -.1" col-. ... wo ltd, i. in p.iinnmid,. wbil, tb, dmltu,. ; ( onu . L., ... b. cbrnrlnl d th, -nilre Sion, Hmbor j w , w . „ rl ].

h wlUIn lb, dijr ll.lu U | „ Ut , 0 „ „„ „

I la quite a possibility of this work

ad* to the being flulahtd In another twelve,

any lo retnady conditions or w | tb unforeseen complication* : the atatloa and the only arising, possibly twenty years and use was a few loads of the expenditure ought to be more r* to fill up some hole*. Re- rhan two or three hundred rail'd requests of the tit? an- > Uoua of dolUrs in addition to the

ties to remove the abandon-, b BB dred and ten millions already : important and moat of "hem 'all* on Pleasure Aveuue. hoW mlw)r job. under Important remedy the drainage along Those whose political memo- men - Waahingtoo Post. Stone Harbor branch have rie , back as far as 1*13 will The center of drying fruit re-

standard Oil and the laundries, ing relief. Is short-sighted policy. —Detroit News. Our judges should be enabled to The man with the hoe U loo keep clear brain* and a physique prone to follow the politician free from exhaustion Too much with tbe hokum.—Wall Street hangs upon their clarity of vision Journal. «° * n > outlay of money

If only the Constitution

jnl-M kill In, on. I«"l*- m.ttmO .koold fore passing anclher.—Davenport . ...

Time*.

of the. great majority

voters The *o!id. rlosely orcanisefi ‘ minority, with *rlfi*b men. and personal gain a* the chl*-t sUmuLr^. have been, through pil-

omntpotence the vai

believe He ha* power to wither Doctors advise you lo walk tor Mr Blmlta. a* the barren fig Iree! your health but they don't tall wuh withered. But It Is possible yon where If* safe to do it In ibat omnipotence is not much in- Philadelphia nowadays,

termted III what Mr. Bimba

of -dfrided and unorganized ma joritie* Inferior men have l>eei able to secure office that woulc not have bad a loo*-In with tbe old-fashioned. representative deleconventlon The United

particular,

saner vision and his un-Amerh-an.

pernicious primary system. In Indiana the Democrats, un-

der tbe leadership «: Thomas Taggart, are now against the pri-

mary, and a majoritj ot l.’epuldi

cans have always bc-n «. ..|e posed Ther- is no* a * Inar swing back lo the Oid-fasblooed. repreaantatlve. Amcnrau form ot control of political parties and opposition lo direct primaries ,nd

Woe system of govi rnneni

Optimist: When Is the best

lime to marry*

Pessimist: If yon are yoqag, nof yet; if you are old. never-.

To be an Interesting

says Bill Massey. others do ninety . of the talking.

These Girls-Girls-Girlj!

foundation *to

tional prosperity and grealne,*. With all the rush and the but tie of modern life, with it* crar appetite for new sensation* an 'brills, and the rapid urhani*:of the population levcn now it

said that one-half or more o! The way to make foolishness. 1 America's population live In clt- i.inophemou, or other. Important.

le*l but few. if any. institution*n, , >ke it aerisualy. are so alarniingly threatened as ■■ the home. The iiikidiou* attacks j The government, fighting

made by the world upon th. Naltoual Food Product* Corpora- tlonallst.

Church and revealed religion pale lion, explain* that the plan l*

alnio*l Into insignificance when, fight a tendency toward tru pland side by side with the un- rather than to attack trust* at- Hating looked carefully «round di rmining Infiuence* which men- ready existing. . , . , we conclude that soap is the last ace tbe home The battle against big kuslnea*. |hlnj[ ||M>d fhe M Younc twople are fared with which is the real name or ine thj)t v . hoo | B , r | complexion. ma.iv temptations today, but the. irusi." was fought and lost long, greatest of all is the temptation ago | Mayor Champion aav* there, are ,,, sacrifice tbe CrfKt-given respon- Modern business, to succeed, times when a grouch can get on sit.illtie* and dute* of life for ibe must I"' big buslne**. Tbe gov-.y OUr nerves almost as much as

...ke at ||- comforts and pleas- .-rnnienf* buslne** Is t« super- , cheerful Idiot. ti ,1,, .,n,l n, vise big business, ronlrol II. and' enroll rag,- It. not discourage It. 1 First Old Maid: Whal’d you ' No business In tbe United State* rather have than anything else

is as big as il ought to be. In the world*

Second Old Maid: A nice bojv

Congress devotes I34.ono.oo0 1*1, bob

lo aircraft. Not enough, but bet-

11.1 than nothing. And the total What's become of the oldapproprlatlon for the navy fashioned child who asked for iSJlfi.OOO.OOfi. "sump'n feat" every time be 1 r 1 : The idiocy of that last figure Is ’ went w ith his mother to vialt «

Aren t They \a onderful? ‘ ne, * hbor *

,,km * There are a lot of useless wo-

In the r

of all r

will find 3

liMIe*#

i.-le— old

.of I he

Reoeat Performance* Which Are Living Rebnffi To Those Who

Persist That Te Modern Maid Is Skidding

found to oblige attorneys

have their cases ready, shlp-

No Amerirac Congress ever and otherw ise prepared to would be balled before the World condtK . ( ugltation in a business-

court on a speeding charge — 1(ke way

Indianapolis Star.

“Why have moderi girl* haril face**" ask expert*. It lant the face. If* tbe finish that'* hard.—

Dallas New*

There are few men who real I >

The Bus and the Railroads Philadelphia Bulletin: Protest by the Pennsylvania Railroad of the proposed franchises for the operation of motor buses between this city and Vineland. New Jersey. with the Intimation that train service on that branch of

Pennsy's" -electric line

ignored until th* patience of recall that the agitation which mrJns moist longe#.. but It Isn't reduced in the event of their *<» haa been worn out and It mulled in tbe valuation act was that way was a country —Trint- xrant. Is In line with similar pro- -» going to take drastic ac mimulated by one of our periodic < roJ -> Picket wire lest* by railroad interests In both with the abandoned wmxm oi public demand that !f All tbe c oostltutioa gaaraatees ertber parts of the country where > and ,b, drainage, as Cue 1be government ever was .0 take L the pursuit of bapptoe*. You the ~Wtlon of Uie motor bus

' -- over the road, then the ^v—I ,OU ' ‘

rity puts down the new ce- moot should have reliable figures . . h .eorra- This atUtude of railroad exccu-

as the baaL of bargaining or con-; •* ^ X ,^unt> "*« nf Is natural The

'1* situation should not nxlat. fiaeatlon. Of course the Gllbertian , ^ c j Bb _f»eru dc-lre of the •■ommunltle* alone i^llroad and the municipality phase* of tbe situation lie# In ‘ (lnd , T ,i bUB e , "»«• 1 ‘ Dr ° r ProJ***^ ,,u * route* - benefit. The railroad com- have been reached, the value of |f) soIvr lhr prob i M pf ffl(drlbu-1 ,hc same time the doe. a good passenger buai- the road, will have changed. tion u lbr W c.ther *an-Pub-“ u prnIrstln0 .salnst ' * Baa late City in the sum- Positively there U no escaping u,ber*' Syndicate ; )ll( . Vineland bu* line, however, and the officials of so far-, evoluf'on. There are aomethlng like f."0. (t u planning .-1 line of motor

things that can he made of corn. I busps between PlttsbuiE and Alexclualve of a political Issue toons. I«»th a* a feeder and to Detroit New* prot -t itself against bu* comTbe Mextcaas are clamoring petition. JuM a* the Reading Is

for more laws. Come on over in doing up-Staie

our yard and help yourselves ' The possibility of extension of

'olumbu* Dispatch.

Minister denies that obu-ehe* have started wars. Wonder how many people he has married -

Beattie Arras.

A warning against counterfeit “Watch your 1100

kind should

ibtp* would have to proton

our hundr<-u of millions' worth of ship# floating on the water. Only submarine* and flying machine*

men In tbe world. Some 1 we think there art almost many uaeltss women as usele

any

aloe.

In any real buslne**. iy competent business 1 rash a* our Iwitlesbifi

iavc been junkr

I long 1

• prosaic oil

snagerl Eager Williams (In French '• “ uch laurant): ' Waller, bring me 1 would praBd, fried potatoes "

Garcon: “Sorry.

hot we

don't cook American dishes." ilways wondered where all

Even t

1* romantic. You know of the oil

well that the Rockefeller* hav. |hF SlB „ h -. tTOm

"biouglH In ' within the A relic ^ wh< . n , distant city we Circle. It would cost flfiy millions NIV a a i all read “ftmiib Manu-

10 run in a pip.- line But al least ra ,.i ur ing Co.” Ihe Rockefellers know that there

I* an Arrtlc reserve. “Did you behave In church.?”

“Course I did. said Billy. “1

At Ventura, on the ParlAc b( . ard thr lady back of us any Coast, the Shell Oil Company* R , |r n<VPr aaw n ,1,11,1 behave

■lock* were washed away. II# Mt -

tanker* could load no oil. AmKM'iated Oil said: ''Bring Our Idea of an even tempered your' tank «hip# here, we’ll load man i* one who would slip on a them.” Associated run* a pipe banana peeling, gel up and go line half a mile out on the hot- away whistling. "Yes. W# Have tom of the sea. has a flexible pipe ,s 0 Bananas '

anrhoied at the surface and fill#

Woman ha* r these three girl* ha achieving the pinna, world worship at th

* company as the Pennaylcannot fall to see that that will be greatly Increased

THE Mayor of Concord.

1 be growuT'of the clt? In h “ *»arr-<1 tbe Charleston from -ry near future, a growth “>e public hall*, saying that the ti it can L>lp to promote to flco ™ 01 Concord buildings will »n advantage L7 beautifying noX ,hr We '•'Proving It. property, there- ‘l«ou*l>« «ke Ch.rle.ton was d.nr-

'ding to the appearance of ** ,h ' "y and Impressing the vial-

»lth Its desirability as a ENGLAND thinks ahe w

of residence.

'her Sea lale City nor any

like

1 retaliate by keeping <

of Great Britain nil 'he American hills ' Gosh—If that 1

South Jersey resort D mak- morml ,urpltudltea. but ah.

of the ..

If ahe did tbe tourist buslne*#

ipany. but when the wo0 | d too severe a slump,

'c which they bring to the >ny now, and which la go- .

* grow rapidly, la eoaaldered, CONGRESS having cut the tnare certainly entitled to a come tax. It now behoove* big dial at the hands of tbe buslne** to manipulate a cut in sd company, and that (hey the other lailow's Income Nothnot been getting. 'tag like running true to foim.

feels bad to do!-Arkansas Gaxett*President Cooiidgc aces nothin* wrong In buying on thr InMal

Jersey

into Philadelphia, via ware Rive bridge, pro mission 1* obtained. »d inflerot to the deveu the bu* lines In and ar den and to the po»ii the rallwajs in We t . lake in regard thereto

Ihe Dela-' ided per- 1 I* sp-clai'

Nineteen magic the .ind fame--1 In tbe publir ■ypleal Amrip-j

-rsey will

,

Indiana View of Primary _ >w Altiany ilndi Ti ibum :

There Isn't. It'* the look a a> jf fhat ill-tinked and muni* at the ag.

pajring •“a* hurt*.—Toledo Blade lin u*<-i-*>ar} expense to t.ie tax was condurting H Is estimated there were only p .er* the Statewide primary- real estate busil one-fifth as many books on child will be atio)i*hed at no distant 1 Today she psychology when alder switches, date it was originated in most , . (giiteen offi<

grew In every back yard —De- —* '

troll New*.

Flossie Gay: You'll never t e again going oul lo dl

lib an editor!

Floasie I don't know • lu * w a* broke or not but he blue pencil thmuah shout i> order.

TIDE TABLE FOR MARCH

18 4

since Its establisb

I lold hei thal plate under the iron lid was a manhole, and abe's been Ashing In It ever since.'*

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