Cape May County'* Home Newspaper

CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday. April 9, 1926.

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cur Ofaee: MS Artur#

mu*r!e would put ritem in good ] TO EDUCATE DOTS AMD

thapr to stand the winter and be niwl.t: FOR THE COUHTRT ready for the next season. , V, - . , . , One of the most acnsibk remeAny other course is wasteful .. . . . . . , , , . . dies proposed to check the gradu-

rt both money and time and ( „ . , , . ally growing drift of population

stamp* the farmer who pursues I . , , . ,

■ •• | rom country to city has been ad-

rt * *, . . * . I vanced b> - Dr. Paul E. Titsworth,

Purch*un. Ubo™,„t I*™ I ^ » impomni, bo, „ » MJ equally important to take care ol

,hon .hm^rdo Dr J"™" P .“’ o “i

a rural chair at his college with a dean "who has lived in the city, but who knows and loves the

d as SeeotHl-Claaa matter at r Post Office at 8m late CUy.

v Jersey.

STATE TROOPER

DESERVED PROMOTIOH

reports announce

the promotion of State Trooper John E. Bishop, who has been, stationed in Cape May County 1

for nm bmor, » .h. '™ ld ™t oxpocttd

‘ Rather, the purpose of

country.

The new course would include, besides regular cultural subjects, woik in chemistry, particularly of

fertilizers. Students

turn

j farmers.

' rank of corporal and his transfer d Malaga. This brief announcement in cold type is only one

item out of hundreds in the da>'s, inR . 7 " „

. , . would major in rural sociology i and-to the average reader. ' . „

t and rural economics.

"The

| the agricultural subjects would be give them a better understandof the farmer’s life. Students

REED LABOR !"«'« 'and "rural economics.'

means little, but back of it there

MACHEHERY tre tacts worthy of larger men- ays r ' ,Kwort '

. , I . country needs young medical

average income of farms non. , , . , iv « . students far more than the city,

potato area of central New John Bishop is one of the type,

. , . 4 r , . , . . . and a country doctor, or a ccun- !», dn-reued 45 ««..<,( ™, who h„ dow mud, »| „„ m.k, , ^ liv- '« yom, w^rdm, » »« N™ Con-1 A{ „ j, ^ u G. WdUr. wed,, u, .tabuUrx ,ho h^h plw, „ ^ much , „„ mlk „, dwr.! « Ru«m cupw. ,u dw mmw,™ o, rtw^ ^ ^ ^ ^

it is much cheaper to live in the

sersity. Mr. Waller, com- law-abiding citizen^ of the State, ing upon the results of a to disarm the prejudice that excovering the years from isted against its creation and to 1 to 1924, declared that the justify the wisdom of those who r income per farm in 1914 steadfastly fought for its estab-

| $2,793.34, and in 1924, $1,- liahment.

During that period the We don't think any influential I expenses per farm increased ’ body of citizens would vote for I per cent. The largest item ( the abolition of the State police. |lhis increase is represented by It is self-sustaining, it has not cost, which has nearly wiped out all crime in the bybled ; the price of seed po- ways, but it has made the rural s increased 53 per cent., fer-j sections much safer and estab r 22 per cent., and taxes 188 i lished a fine record in apprehendf cent. j ing evil doers who have committed e experience of the farmer of crimes, and it is such men May County is little if j John E. Bishop to whom the different from that of the credit belongs for this good r of dw central section of But it is not in preen ting t State, particularly as concerns ’ crime and apprehending criminals [ chief item of expense—labor.; that Bishop devotes all his ^ cf- ^ counterbalance this, the farmer; forts. He is equally alert in dolook to labor-saving ma- ing things md giving advice to very as his great hope, for it is i prevent accidents and save human

country than the cities." Progress of this new rural chair will be interesting. And students of sociology, who know the trend from farm to city, are hoping it will serve in some way to send the college-trained country boys and girls back to their own home

communities.

t at all likely that, the labor

a will ever grow less.

"This situation has been realized

t Goverr.jr Moore and in coi with the State Board of ulture during the last week

1 March the importance of ef-

t farm equipment for reduc-

J crop production

One of the ways tor a poet to double his. reading public la to

_| marry.

A cloned mouth Is the usual accompaniment of an open mink

CAPE MAY SHOULD PUSH FOR ROAD UHK

Atlantic County has secured the hard surfacing of the stretch of road from Egg Harbor City to Mays Landing. This will be a good thing for the Atlantic couhty seat, will help Atlantic City very much and will be of advantage to Cape May County resorts, but for the resorts of this county to derive the full benefit from this piece of hard surfacing connecting with White Horse pike, a united and determined move should be made, its conjunction with Atlantic County, to secure the hard surfacing of the missing link between Tuck shoe and Mays It is said that the State Highway Commission is just now impressed with the importance of completing the hard surfacing of the highways leading to the shore resorts, and if this be the case this county should lose no time in a concerted effort to secure the hardsurfacing of this few miles. Practically none of this road Cape May County, but its

life and suffering.

Just before he was promoted he addressed the children of the Avalon public school on the dangers that lurk in the highways and how they should be avoided, giving them in language that they could readily understand practical advice on how to walk to keep

1 rough the various agricultural j from being struck by motor cars agencies of the State. The farmer and adv ised strongly against "jaytoday cannot afford not to possef* walking" in crossing roads, himself of the latest machinery for The aveAge kiddy looks upon reducing labor costs and increas- a policeman as his “mortal ing production. Any manufactur- tnemy," hut not so John Bishop, ing concern that does not keep 1 Always wearing a smile, ha soon fully abreast of the tiroes in equip- makes a boy feel that he is his ping its plant or plants with the friend, and this smile won the latest in labor-saving machinery Avalon school children, making

is hopelessly distanced in the sale* his address doubly efficient ^L^lJTto this county is the fact market. So it is with the farmer, winning the commendation of the ^ jt fonn# the connectinR l in k Improvements are being made Parent-Teachers' Association hard-surfaced roads, constantly ii. farm equipment so the resort. ^ thj . ro>d through that the dairy‘man and poultry- Trooper Bihop will be missed Gty and fchxvjUr, , man. as well as the general farm in Cape May County. w J* rrr ^ comnmn ities destined to grow er. are finding material aid m has done excellent work, and e^Ully the latter, mechsnical devices as a supple where hi* effort* have won recog- ^ ^ ^ of thf mem to the short labor suppuration from every good citizen. ^ ^ racc Atlantic Coun But it is net enough to buy labor- He it a high calibre man the like ^ ^ ^ |0 ^ 1| saving implements. They must be ui whom the force cannot »*>t provcmfnti ani j her co-operation kept in com'iitian to give the maxi- too many. fhould be easily secured. m.iin of results. Are they ? Aj All State, as well as local. ..

v-wlk around the average farm officer* nay not have the easy will answer that question. If a way of Bishop in ingratiating manufacturing plant of any kind themselves into the favor of chi!sllowed its machinery to get into dren, hut parents will do well the condition of that on the aver- to inculcate more thoroughly into age farm, it would have to close the minds of their children that its door*. The machines simply officers are not their enemies, bur wiuld not function and the «n their friends and always stand ployee* would not work with ready to protect them and aid them. them in difficulties. This Why a fanner will invest his penally iniporunt in the c

hard earned money in a machine rural children and State troopers honeymoon.—Collier'1 ol i. me kind, use it for a few whom the children are apt to look Jack Detapotf Insist'

times or a summer and then com- upon w.th awe as they meet them

mit :t to the tender mercies of on the highways alway s belted and tra(lu( ,

the elements for perhaps months, their business-looking guns ready

/hat

more than the 1

amount lent] "Constant dripping of ths

It I water"—Is a sign the faucet

in also a better tnvcwtmvnt than j needs a washer. loan. From Europe for T"— . -

T ... b,m<». .. puli-

the ac cusal Ion of meanness. ]

automobile for our 1 ^

fourteen billions we get national I Fussy lady in a barber ahop: health, saving of time, much | -You might at least offer me

pleasure, millions of families Jour place."

united. At fourteen billions a y aI , Customer (chagrined at year the automobile la a bar-. t j, e shop's being overrun with, gain. ] women); "Sit down, lady, and If you haven't got yours yet, ] wait. This Is no street car. and get It now. with the opening of j ,i, e double standard doesn't go

spring at all here."

To use public moneys for the'

comfort of the prosperous class | L/ing hair doesn't make a man Its "sound conservatism." To use look Intellectual when hit wlfa

! jit for the -inproepctous clans. 1 picks it off hts coat.

.k.i.. —* *"<* '■ when a saleswoman calls It

"simple little thing." that gen*

erally means HO more.

Twins Carolina* Charlotte Observer: 7n South Carolina they have a habit of referring to anything in thla State as being "acroas the line." The meaning Is that only a State line derides North Carolina from South Carolina—and that only for geographical purposes. North Carolina the people have had a habit of distinguishing the tao States mainly ai States having different tax nya-

tema.

Thg. late James B. Duke did not recognize existence of any dividing line at all. South Caiollna and North Carolina were to him us one. And Benjamin Duke, the brother. Is very much of the _ime mind, for he 1* distributing his benevolence much alter the manner of James B-. that Is. the principle that both thi States are one and Indivisible. Thai Is a fine sentiment and Indicates the closeness of the relations maintained by the people the two States with each

other.

One of B. N. Duke's latest gifts Is in the shape of a >1*0. O00 donation to the endowment fund of Wofford College. The friends of Wofford have the vasy obligation of raising *60.000 add to the Duke donation and the general education boa id will *100.000. That having been done. Wofford will have the comfortable endowment of *600.000.

Walk

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Dr. Charles H. Mayo's contention that good health Is promoted bywalking Is particularly Interesting. In view of the death In recent years of several prominent athletes In their forties and fifties. Football.

Straight Sentences Atlantic City Pres*: Another fine theory has failed In practice. The "Indeterminate sentence" tsses into history on July 1 For all crimes committed after that date convicted parties will receive- the straight sentenc. fixed period for staying In Jail. Instead of from "nol than mi much and not more

1 so much." 'indeterminate

human

Back

ntence' mlstlc prlnclpli

About the only thing the Prearm Senate has passed success-

fully is the buck.

T*-e drunken driver's only excuse Is that he didn't know be

was loaded.

A wise man never mskos far-*

their wlv Socialism.

We spenil thousand* on a One' bridle path In a great park, sop-

whj w„ EiMr-. *»-«•'s's , s» , rs?is,?'J3r ment Held Up: But when the Governor of Wildwood Tribune-Journal: — Xew York suggests -tsing public The pride of New Jersey has mone j. g lo solve the housing been Its Judiciary. New Jersey p ro |,| rm f or ( he poor, providing is steeped in the tradition* of 1 living quarter* at reasotithe common law. it is known that is denounced among lawyer* as a "Ulackston. , |y j nu j Knant landlords as "rank

Stale." Its Judges have been ^1,1^,,." noted for the fearlessness of

their decisions and for the Th e Rev. Dr. Thomas. pr<wl- , |r; Dailir.g Eos* so indness of their conclusions. d,. n , of Rut K cn< Cnlverslrv. says, (feeling Ii*'- unshsvsa Many of them have graced the U n our progress Is due to re I Mv darting Priehl? P**». higher Federal Courts with dls- || a | 0 n—"this nation forges ahead Unction. through its faith In God. Science People should go alow wltk Whatever the politics of th>- and education have been negU-, heir marrying. It may be tfcnlr State, the courts have been well ,.; b |,. i aC | 0 rs In the progress of: mat wedding for arvrral yearn. nigh, universally free from poll-. America. " | 1( , a , y the poors*

The founder of Christianity! fcl'i™' He comes tip when tbhrn said: Render therefore unto j are three on andjwa down.

things which

an Incentive to call forth the best In Jail deportment and provide the "new chance." But it didn't work. Murderers sentenced for •'life" were able to win their freedom in 15 years. Robbers, and those quill y of more heinous crimes, set red for amazingly short terms. Little wunder that the public became exasperated and demanded

:lcal taint.

Here In Cape May County have had for the past tw>

opti ! years a Judge of the Court Cat

Common Pleas who has bet n

nobad for his fairness, and who: jje would have rendered i

Correct this sentence: think of Atrin— S**sr

i the office la tbs evsnlng."

It usually takes three generations to get. from the country

back to a country club.

The “Wet and Dry" Inquiry Philadelphia Ledger: Whether or not the inqutiy will serve any useful purpose is doubtful. Prohibition Is in the Constltutloa. The only way to get H

out is to strik) teenth Amendm not he done by

right thinking citizens of Cape|ri Ue lo science and education. May County, regardless of poll-1 The radio, carrying sermons. Intlcs. HI* own party In Its coun-; eluding the marvelous Sermon | ty committee uisnlmously recom-j on t he Mount, to millions un-mt-nded him to Governor Moon-1 by the speaker would have for rr-appointment. For some interested him and the modern unknown r-anon* ihe appoint- uiethod* of prelecting mothers 1 ment was held up for a time. an ,i prolonging the lives of chllThen it was sent to the Senate. dr .. n WO uld have delighted the Dreaa j along with that of Charles C. heart of the great defender of j hlve , Bohm as minority member of the children and women. j.

Tax Board. The appointment of Religion Is the greatest thing! ___ Bohm was confirmed, while that in the world, because it deals 1 Folly—Tha doctor aayz be baa of Judge Eldredge was laid over. wilh ,he Infinite. Science and her life nine Umea. We would like to know, every dotation are important also. j Dolly—1 always did ttalub ah«

right thinking citizen of r ape . w , k , May County would like to know. Eugem C. May. highly edu-j , why the appointment of Judge rated, ha* left this earth in dla-j

tne High-; Eidredce was held up. This can-j j H ,h^ judicial honor

The yield of a whale ia about

14 tona of oil. hut this la very

much against his wishes. The disadvantage of eating

raisin bresd in ths dark It that

spit out 1 **

raisins.

What Other Editors Think

Timely Topic* Taken From Leading Publications of the

United State*

If the Prince of Walemarried he'll be able to U

- bride Just where

> fight.

but we submit

land Orrgoi

the Thamea U isported

Vbr aril Tbn

with s

nmybr twelve of them, has al for action on a moment way* been beyond our ken. But ing. Such advice will be helpful such it the fact. Go to almost to both children and troopers, ai.y farm and what do you find? —— - A mowing machine here, a !u> ABOUT the most that car. be rake yonder, a sulky plow some- said for. the session of the Ixgiswheic rise and maybe a half lature which has virtually come

dozen other implements all ex- . to an end is that the b'-st wink , lii rabl. posed and rusting when the cz- it did was what it left undone. Ths country I* as wet as pendimre of .- little care and a The State a* a whole would have ray! lev dollars would provide shelter ’been as well off if the session had j n , hher t* entirely uitufled. for all, and a little grease and never convert J. Columbus Dispatch.

hr killing

alk ol rssturktag ibr nvt-r kidlnea - Punch, us pray that Ibr 1 SI ■ niodt-l will hr a aril-washing »ulomubll* lsiul*vill« Tim*Cuirmi history writ*-* down Mussolini Is ao far Italy's b—t

alike have succumlw-d utM-rculuri". paralysis fatal maladies at age* 1 they should be In tkelr prime, frequently enough to raise question of the soundness and desirability of these violent e> and the rigid training t

they entail.

Even golf, not a vollent f< exercise, takra It* toll every! •ar of persons, who unacrus-l mied to little or no physlral tereiai-.*. over-exert themselves 1 the links. It was one ot the on les of the fate that Walter amp. sponsor of regular . xerisr and ol outdoor sports should ave passed on in the middle

rendum

was put there by the vo two-thirds of the Slate*, and] 'hat la the only way it can be]

taken out.

Thff Senate hearing I* an empty gesttue. As a platform for propaganda, it has Its iim-s for the wets, but It Is not expected to get anywhere in Congreaa. The attacks made by the weta win be determined and tiny may be reckless, but It will It*' easy to overestimate their ilgnifi-

n ‘ j May County to become the foot-

*’ ( a || ( ,i petty political strife? way from the Aualtalimi ,,f Such action is contrary to the adds with *10.000.000 ll

11,1 best traditions of Democrats and on board,

h*| Republicans alike. It is contrary j Trying to get that gold he ' to ihe In-st principles of govern- gited out two expeditions, spent an 1 ment. It strike* a blow at tin a n he had. more than *100.000. m! Integrity of the court Itself. Cape f a (|ed. He opened the veins In May County I* entitled to the hi* wrists, died, and now his continued services of Henry II ashes will be scattered on the Eldredge on the bench. surface of the Pacific Ocean :: above the *10.000.000 In gold The one thing lor which Ihe , h at he did not get. A good

world always shows profound In- |,. a i for sermon*.

Teacher: *'1 have wet gust. Years ago he learned thej wrong, lan't UT"

In Cape |„callon of a schooner sunk in: Pupil: "Yea. ma'am."

. That's

1 fev

fathoms of water on iu

gold gold

Teacher: "Why ia It wrong?" Pupil: Because you ain't

went yet."

is the other fellow'

HOME, DAD AND THE BOY

By FRANK II. CHELEY

Tb.-i

bcllcv

inalntains

deaths chargeable to

over-exertion, that as a nation w, take too little tegular exercises; that the motorcar waiting at the curb encourage* too many ,.l US to ride When we should walk It respective of the other ex«:<lse* which may be desirable

in a particular case.

With ail the researches which have been UBd< taken by medical authorities, we know on none touching the general question of the amount of exercises which is consistent with good health and jiersonal efficiency. Certainly, less Imp'ittant matters have been ■ juvcstlfinled. I

Flapper Goorraphy ."Are you HUNGARY?”

"Yen SIAM!"

"Cum or I'll FIJI." Bill Austin thinks condensed milk Is very appropriate for us* In some of these modern city

apartments.

I am only s poor OUas-eater.

., ■ The youngest of ten. By ’leek?

A British sciential makes this And j ntDd M Ung a bottle jjj most Important announcement : Bu , darBed u m eel the neck.

- concerning cancer. He can do- j

i ; tret, by analysis of a few drops | For Sale: House In good the patient’s blood, the pres-, neighborhood, by an invalid lady * of cancer in its early stages, j three stories high and heated

Cancer located and treated ] with a furnace,

promptly In the beginning can permanently eradicated. Can11 that kill are tboae Ignored too long. Report any strange |

your doctor.

I s

pi

| Progress: Man dies for a

yeai* young J. R- principle: ten years later man „t Dartmouth Ccdege. 1 decldn (j,* principle 1* wrong.

ji..t one dime and a, some men marry for a horn \..w in* llte is insured j aDd |h*n a tay away from it. million That interests' -

That Interests

think inaney means later Mr. Tucker > even the dime, and will have him. Bui

forget* that.

Tne Alibi Dad

His stock excuse Is "loo busy." II,- is a good friendly fellow, but

1„ never delivers. His intentions Brow,n

ore good but bis self-starter is

ot fix.

He always finds himself en- Tucket, gulfed In an emergency and *0 o’Mre' 1 lH-gs off with the kid until a »«nh. later time. (uT *

He belongs to forty-nine com- ma,l > *" mlilecs foi a dexf. dumb and happiness blind, serves on the Board of w o , ‘ 1 k*'

Directors of the Orphans' Home; ,h ''

but hi» ow n boy get* his in-' the crowt spiral ion and man-conlact with

a -total stranger." We have heard an unpleasant Is one committee he *ioiy «l riave labor. A I

Iitttee Is alleged to hate made a profit] ,„j a ot more than half a million dollar in 1»:6 by putting conv lets to work in Hi, mluca as wutld slaves. under rutldiUona Of

dieadful cruelty.

kings Conditions srr not aa bad as

they had been toimeriy. however;

It the not as had as when English a,. laborers wen btauded with a vvl? etory red-hot .'on on the cheek If they rt-Tbwra.

sought work outride of tkelr

will own parish, not as bad as when zk

ent to the mines by Peter ?’ real lived and died chained ■•

•ir w herlbai rows.

Little drops of wstsr. Added to the milk.

Keep the hash-house lady

Clad in lace and silk!

TIDE TABLE FOR APRIL

utterly—the

He Is the Dad who "Could tear down the And litilld It up new. If he did half of the He Intended to do." II. I High Past Mast.t

<sMt Intentions Aaeoclatloi

Mother, teli me a funny

"Walt. son. your father wil ie home by and by and he wll

ell us both one.”

Father was the Chief Allbl-i