CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

Friday, April 30. 1926.

proposition i make prlte Among th« ! fighting l«g»l. to ihoap who W That ta the plain Bngltah oT It. Tha Intelllgance and character of Chicago will

Musings of the \ Office Cat

the \-ole. A. BtUSllANK Prllf • Ing U brutality. gather* together her eiimtnala and spread* the worst dlsPrlae fighting makes heroes of tbuga and laa breakers, setting a false rumple before growing

boys.

It has been said that fighting trains men “to be ageous and defend their try." Well known American prlte flghte-s. apparently, were all hiding under the bed when the war broke out. or they gave lemons to soldiers in camp, far from the shooting. You cannot mention a prlie-fight champion that volunteered to fight for his

country.

Prise fighting meant violating the law against assault and bat-

, tery for the sa

j city voting tor it would disgrace Where the public fall* to re- j Itself,

gard the advertising columns of _. .

When Winter sat (ring's lap hr must MW glue on his pants. The seven wonders of world la the spring are the • la tbs weeh

Nous ot the aw who would make perfect husbands are married yetIt’s istpos. sad chicksM oa the awte lot; hictass flower* want grow la ehlrksas. She* What are yowr views a* kissing? He: I have none. Her hair always gets la st> eyas.

la 1 right i.

written after seelna ins. with Colonel Kw of the New Orica at Ir-turer and guide.

that grand fury la - a to make a the oourta. It very unusual occurrence reflects a healthy state of a when a body of dtisens political affiliations will fearlessly condemn the bustof making the courts the of politics. Judge is not a politician. Ho is * one of the ddest Cape May County there is no more respected . U the

Westfield Standard: It U cuslo. UP ternary to refer to the three

H «Hrtg- »rind pi

. privilege of using the big “blimpshed end landing field for traaa-

The proposal

Sc* late *o tfeat watitoti edict is' only a (outer — rooen eded for Adamic Conety cm ;*vUfc has just completed ive for funda to trfcrc—i die DBBmodatian* oi dwr bo^utal, 1 of which it needed for CwnCounty daea. Wiertw i turn this condi-wr trill he

nd ^ be

fire. With the aril

at the rate it an* they should have know* better. Pot they did mac. Had they had a taao or rhree-year term in State’s prison

bon in the fi

ft knoarn better. When warned to look out or me fire would grt beyood their conn of, they are reported to hrve laid they knew their business. Results' show they did not know their

tax rates ate : than higher ones to a larger degree. than he—with the

which bis

Hospitals (

r to tsm

The fine cost is the sn in d* bill. Uss that taxes people, ( for all this .KHpitak ttmry part of < i Cape May County

State* apd cities which follow the example of the Federal Got tent in lowering local ta: burden* will outstrip their neighin building up payrolls, scig new investment of capital, and in agricultural development. You can’t confiscate a man’s . ings or capital by taxation, and Mill hs- him spend money

enforced retirement. Lakehurst, Cape May* And the aviation fields at the PhlUdsfobta Havy Yard and above Hag Island, where the city is preparing a landing g.-ound. form, a triangle that la of Importance not only from the viewpoint of military strategy but of commercial

well.

matments of a news-

man w— — the news column*." the -tho afftattUing." and “the edi- '• ■— 2 —-*• That division is

la a way. yet It

I to a certain mlsconll la not quite true.

In that It falls to

rews character Etor the adver-

should be as in-

sry part ol

would come nearer If the advertising t called the “buslnehri

looks a great deal of tafarm-ti»n that It need* to know. People

their buying without

reading these business news no-, T hc old French Cathedral Is tioca are likely to pay a good , br Cablldo. deal more for thing* tbys they , hlch wm , rifar<s Uwilsaiu ought tc , Purchase, is a museum of Amen Advertiser* should prepare! r>n lrm>urr# M< r memorie*. no their copy on the theory that It (J^wbere Is primarily news. The fune-1 u> bough, u,ulri*na. by the tlon of thin copy Is not wamtlal- . territory that reached ly editorial, to tell peopii- what i north froni , h(1 Glllf lo ,b e crea they should think, but It Is pri- for lhm ^ marily that of a news reporting j,, worl<1 - B record in real to give the 1 poople the facts they fa , rK> | n . X be First Consul o: are looking for. Advertisement* y nDft - u Mapokon was tbet prepared in that spirit are wm- ; cllU , < , > Q.m, often wonder. Ir net*, and the more they sound h?aV e n wb y he did not bW<« like a news repo-t. the more j on to th> . poopic will respond to them. . - • The people bought five blUior A dentist says American* are | dollsr*' worth c losing their fighting Jaws, and | lnsialme.it plan In 192E. and are becoming weak-faced, because aon-e say. “We are rushing Into their Jaws don't get enough tx- • bankruptcy." But don't worry erclso. But isn't this a matter : Money well spent by those thsi iw»« may be safelv turned over , can pay helps mender and seller Wrtgley?—Kansas City | and hurts nobody.

Grass la sproutin’ i _ ar the bluebird*, oingfo-.

Crocuses are Jumping up. <

Ushering the spring la.

Teacher: How many mike a

Jo*en?

Grocer's aoe: Twelve. "How many make a million?" "Very few." "Yia. Mr. I have a vronderiul wl'e." ejaculated *.h« man. “Why. when I am -ut of wo.k she supports me. Last winter 1 waa deed a r,d she toe* la floors to

scrub."

“Isat It dlfficul: to kct» a judge! straight?" nuked Mrs.

duford.

■My dear. ICa terrible!" conJde.1 Mrs. Wlatter. "ThU mouth

There t* do community in the large enough to shoulder burden of such an institution •ceded, but a hqffMtal cen-

located and equipped by all could be easily reached sod would

the county need* at tha la tin* matter the good of aH dir duel consideration, out the

pride of any one coromunky, and such tv the way god the only way thfc proportion should be viewed.

The wide-awake leaders of the

various co.mauaibes of‘the ctati)-

The second fire should have

been stamped ou' quickly, but the

through whom it is aaid to started, either did not fry cr

did not summon help, and when

the alarm wafl given by a traveling along the road, it

more than half an hour be-'ft

any one was on the job,

with foe result that about 700 acres was burned over; 5(X) acre* of timber destroyed; houses valued at fiSXWO burned, household good burned, two families

rendeied homeless and ' one life mdangeted. and all was) N>(ura uy. tbs

utytecemry and could have teen

by the exercise of intelli-

What Other Fditors Think

Yawn terra* may appear draafor such cafdeasnras, but the

one that calls for

view*

with aUm th# foot foal a car l* now nrltbla reswh of every man. —Little Bock Arkansas Gatette. Heads may be sons thicker out!'

Year ft-** b ta Soath Jersey •seals IHe Prism: Did you bear the sad. sad story of Tea Jones, who sold Us home la Plaasantville several years for $5,600. and took a*

-eat to foe oil Heidi

rich? He came back Just a few

days ago. and. he

like to look at bis oM home

When be got there,

found a sign something like this. ThU property sold In 1614 for 15.666. re-aoM in 1625 for 116.066. and U valued today at $26.

it might hare been very

well if the. Pleaaantvlle man bad 1 gotten rich In the oil fields, which was what be started out to do,

but sadly enough, be did

Maybe you aren't gettlag ahead as fast a* you think you should. Maybe the spring baa brought the wanderlust to you. sad the Golden West and Sunny California call with beckoning bands. Your place Is here! These are tbs ■Irena that beckoned Ulysses to ,deviate from bis course, only to

jbe v recked on the Hocks

Star.

By diligently reading the Foreign Comment in The Literary Digest you come to the conclusion that the average European noble-

• ant a piano, radio set.

automobile and know you can pay for it. get it NOW and en-

joy It while you pev

The rich buy real estate and stock* on Instalment. A good au-

to a—stillsl that both the " i .people who do ahonM thoroughfont tile advci tell the storyM What is going on la the field of

Is not pri-

mes for time payment*,

cou raging

good for two or three year*

> the

that they need this or that thing that people are trying ■stl- Their first purpose 1* ho give Information about the things that the people want to buy. and to tell from day it day. and week to week what development* are taking place la foe field of local' trade.

The important thing is that

| Instalment business should be A big tractor manufacturer In d . encouraging Delr0l, m“* e . 8 °, Viet T'Z I extravagance, charging exceilve

roenl 10.000 tractors—75 per cent, cash in advance and 25 per cent, on credit. It Is not explain-

ed why he ‘rn n * or, '• ,0 rid of » P^m.ture2e per cent, discount.—bouthern and elut thc UJw , d ^ Lumberman. j W! lt hurU u WI

British politicians are now< spending,

claiming that the United States, wU 7Tll d street* hol-

low at the centre, higher at the

curb, concave, instead

»ex. Moisture will run to the

centre of the street, a nu

tafy. lea* expensive plan.

“New Gold Field Discovered In Men learn slowly. Needles California." — Headline.. Well, i were used for 100.000 years besauethlng bad to be done about | fore anybody thought of putting this Florid* competition Nor- the eye In the point of the needl.

blame for the war-debt tangle. Give Europe Just s little

more time and it will have ii “ '

nicely figured out that we sla the war.—Nashville Banner.

folk VIrgliilan-PUot.

make mins' belinc.' "CUff Hayseed Is so U*y ths». t hasn’t been op In time to get the bank in three weeks." "That's nothing. Jeff Wyee is laxy that for two yean tbs neighbors thought be wm sn to-

Explorcrs have discovered ancient pens and ink which can still be used for writing. This las* qualification, i precludes the I Post Office claiming them as '.heir property. Some folks don't teem to bn worrying much about foe tutus. Maybe they're too green to burn, "la your wtf# a good cook?" "You oot: She’s the but LtUn .-an-opener In America.” Country cousin "Wal, by cricky! the papers was right. The gals It this show is dressed somethin' scandalous.” City cousin—“Shot up, 81! Tha curtain hasn't gone up yht; ail that you see are tha ladles la tha box parties ” In TV tbmtr I felt hi* soft breath on my cheek And tbs gsaile lowch of his hand; His very |

; I i HOME, DAD AND THE BOY

By FRANK H. CHELEY

■1^

sewing machine He deftly sought my lips

My brad ha did unfold.

Then be broke the silence with. ■'Shall tha filling be silver or

The Bluffer Dad

ivllls New*.

It will also bo a Leiver catcte ! whan the lawyers gat through

The ‘"" with 1L—Weston (Ore.) Leader,

who destroys oroperty and live*: x prob.? is soaefoifig used on dra«h U. arek-ne. i. om .:. i.rtl JJ.I lb. to he at l.rrr applied —«umUr (fi. C..) Item.

^ U I J Trance has about reached foe

Nodunf tom than scvtft l*** ^jo, .here nothing win help so rigMi? enforced will meet the! niuch a* a good cry.—Bpsrtan-

burg Herald.

to the county font by getting behind a movement for foe building of such

Thc TIMES wffl expram ion oi views oa this subject fixer foe leading men tnd wamen of the county. Who wfll ■tan foe ball rolling?

In the sticks; -but tbs milk la. He ,| lt>llon . These are foe will-

-ti.: wisps that lead men from

good firm ground Into foe mire

and quicksands of Failure. Plug aibtig. save a little, study whenever possible, and Indulge lu

a little amusement when you fe.-d discouraged. The pioneer stage of America is through. We are the dr> elopers Every «n*n h**

bis work to do. and when you

have found It, you have laid the

Is order foal the French public may be coaFanUy In forme.I on the matter, foe Deputies might arrange to have confidence in M. Brined on Monday. Wednesday sad Friday, and aoec -s Tuesday. Thursday and Baturcny.—Detroit

The world Is full of them. He bluffs bis boy. He bluffs society. Hc.L. Os God. He even fools himself Into beBring he Is “as good as the

rernge.”

Hu doesn't know anything about boy-businee:, anil Is afraid somebody, among them hi* own son win find it out. When it come* to being a real Dad. he either "eklds or

He doesn't seem to realize that yon can’t bluff a boy for long, and that In tho eye* of a rial boy a hypocrite. 1* abominable A. boy will forgive bis Dad for

i finished, will be You: piste U here! Ora ad J»ry Aroueti

To err la human: to admit It Is', not.—Florence (Ala.) Herald. if we were a French premier.' we'd suy on the ground Boor In case of a fall.—Dallas N«wa gign of apriag: Wanted, to:

trade radio sat for 14x4 tlrts Is So groat Is the feeliag In Cape fair condition.—0(1 City Derrick. ; May County over the failure o< The weakness of a bull market | Besatoi William A. Bright to U that butt can't support prim* I •(>«• 1 indefinitely.— FoHsvttla Journal, reappoint

• splendid build- {almost any other shortcoming.

constantly one thing

and expect* bis boy to be -,ulte another—and then laments the boy's failure from the bouse top*. Ha doesn't know- that the life one Had* Is the h-ason one

(•-aches.

What a Bluffer Dad I*, proclallSs itself so loudly that the son aver hear* anything be bus

i to say.

Old Winter i

Mrs. Drake, vice president of

the Child Study Association, aayi parental instinct is disappearing. There are no more "natural born parents." There are still fortunately plenty of natural born

MOTHERS, million* of them. It is not affection, but knowledge. that mother* lack. Fite million radio seta In foe

United State* bare 27.006.000 human being* ll*ienlag In. Bad that so little broadcasting ir worth attention. Science perfects the machinery, but Intelligence hasn’t y-t supplied worthy material Hill , bat will eome. In future rge*. the Individual worth abllr will bare as peraonal following an audience of 100.660.00o or 500.666,000. The written

word will no longer compels.

Ten million" dollars' worth of

oil burned In «.'aliroraln, men killed. IJghlnlng < two storage lake* to _

Those that spend money oa Ugh uing rod* will wonder how valuable they really are. Canno, selcntints find a tvuy, with high

- reunion wires or otherwise, tol „iJji ! protect oil wells and oil storage’ 4* How long before great condur-1 ;J j|| escort the lightning safely j Mt from the clouds and U*< !;- 2 J,

l “

Thurs. S.«t

Wonted

Ere long the summer nun will

glow

In azure wklas without a flack. And the bard will Aoff his coltor

i armed eap-a-

—ws got it In the

e smote you hip - and thigh?

Then we

Would like to swat him oa the

csdy.

or, way off down here where we

place to Onlte a

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