CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

FRIDAY. MAY 7 19*6.

Ckp*. M*y County’s Home Newspaper

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r Depew, New -York's m, last wett rounded ty-third mikstooe l spffec to oafllions

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fcHWYkw in this I (hk« a few of the i have ppntribuml to pevitr and esakfed him to add ten with physical and menu!

■AXE VSE OF CIXAM UP WEEK Don't fail to make use of cleani week to improve the appearance af your hocae. It dktters not whether you live in town or country, there is plenty of work to be done to make your home more presentable to yourself, jour neighbor and the passer-by. It is true the designated time will have almost expired before these words reach the readers, especially those in rural sections, but there is no prohibition against extending the time, if improvements can be tde. Really there should be no necessity for a clean-up week and there would not he if each housend property owner did their full duty the whole twelve months, but as they do not it is to have ’art week set aside in the spring to rid the city of the 's accumulation of dirt and rubbish. Ptthy soon Cape May County's army of summer visitors will begin to make their appearance and the county should be ready to

up Am tames may into two words H»' eats managing interferes with tr his nerves he He keeps calm, baniab~s

In mankind in God to

: gives thanks for pH the *• which be t** mjoyed.

■ is a shining ex5 new method of livi '.lias already greatly 1, the 4ppo of. human ex

1 will-continue to do se

-Depew i

Where fences exist they should be painted in order to give an imoctive appearance to the property. Flower beds should be planted to beautify the back yard well at the front part of the yard. Where there are pools of water they should be drained off and filled in. Cudi ,—_ gathering pls*js for lies and bugs and breeding places for mosquitoes. The winter’s accumulation of fubbish, inside and out, should be cleaned up. That or. the outside gives the place careless, run-down appearance, and that on the inside Clutters up the .' house, occupies mom and gatheris dust and makes fine lodging places for disease germs. Rubbish. too. is it fue. menace that should be cleared out.

e day municipal

ordef' and beauty wiU be auto-

V”" ■Sjjl'.lt y^ jiaulc ramromrlCT. AU p*-

its trill be equal to their personal and housekeeping

..We nuuHj *t MT.'De-, rv , M „ ■octy-twn njn *>i life, uA, . ;-bf that wdl not | rarity in the next generation ■ before many- years centena-

f will not bC xart.

t the words new Method

because if is a s Men and women t

f been fortunate enough fo s the three ^score mark realize f difference. We eat better , we. dress mare healthfully.

at twr homes are

tnnitvy, better ventilated

"x "hive learned the value ' .

tore air, pate water and the Don’t leave the job to the good rcouhrag from an | Williams and Marthas to do, but t use of both. We h*ve,let all the Georges and all the d that all work and no play Mary* join in the task. If you 5 Jack a dull boy , therefore j have children in school be Ae more recreation. | a .good scout and play the deanlike Dcpew, *v have up game with them. They as to banish worries and citizen* trill never tolerate some intain a calm, even poise,:of tbe nuisance* which you have

r saving the wear and tear r nerves, ihe hundred year c will be just around the

•f sanitation and aesthetics, will nee secured what today we Blbw we need, but c»n’t get, and

general aspect of all comities will be seemly to the * and inspiring. Pending

thri tony row one of the biggest

S constructive activities in

this county today is the spring dran-up that will make Cape May County so dean that it will be a --pleasure to our summer

lag*, break or deatroy benehre] —becaum it Is bis property, and be must par the bill. A good citisen Is constructive. He knows that every sweep of tbe paint brush spreads sanitation, beauty and content. He knows that a well kept place attracts, bat s neglected place detracts. That paint and varnish are the natural guardians of property. A good citisen digs tbe dandelions from bis lawn. One pcst-ridden lawn will nilu a neighborhood. He plants flowers In his garden, and cultivates roses la the cheeks of bis children. He plants a tree—and takes, care of It’ after It has been' planted: he make* a home out of a house by plaatlng af rubs and vines and flowers about It.

THUTKS COUKTY HEEDS HOSPITAL A communication on another page echoes the sentimem expressed in the last issue of the Times that Cape May County needs a hospital. We are glad this idea has been taken up so quickly, r-en if by only oik man. If he spreads the feed m his travels some of it wtii be bound to fall on good grounth and will spring up and bear fruit, with the result that soon it will -become a topic of general conversation and when this happens sentiment will crystal ice and the movement can be pushed-in earnest. Of course Cape May Countyneeds a hospital. Let us have more expressions of opinion.

This Week

By Arthur Britbar

MR. LEWIS. GO TO THE ANT MAUNA LOA A PAINFUL CURE £50 MILLION TRUST

Musings of the j Office Cat \

no God." Mi

fled Divine !*u«er lo strike him <:i .-id. He said, with lack of good taste. "I defy Him to strike me

ed.

Mr

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NotMng hapf-'

txwis and the sort that Ilf sorb rhildistanrs- doubtless beHere that something Important I has been demonstrated. Mr. Star-y. of the Santa Fe. | manages .-allroads from Chicago i :o tbe Parlflr. with hundreds of thousands of railroad ties, and < ants everywhere busy between the tics. One ant says: They say that a mysterious \V. B. Storey l :uns this railroad, but I know there is no such person. And Just I dffy him to come and

BEWARE TEE DEADLY ORANGE PEEL This old world is replete with vagaries and surprises. A news disptach from far-off New Zealand announces that “Bobby" Leach, who defied the torrents of Niagara, succnbtully making the plunge over tbe cataract in a steel barrel, has succumbed to injuries received when be slipped on a piece of mange pad. This h anotiier way of saying “orspise not 'the day of smsll

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Views and Reviews

Gunmen and Politics , s. ssion only tour bills and Camden Courier: The sinister-«wo Joint resolutions w.-ie ri.thintf about this gunman buainesa jllvorcd the Governor. Dinim; Is ilk ramlflcat'in In politics. Tbe' ,h v ninth week there were SS "purity" of prosecutors l* under j bills and ore Joint resolution deeztraordinary strain. BootleggersJUvered In the t nth week there wallow in wealth. They and thejwere 11’- bill- cr.l six retolugatunen trade with the offleem of j l,OOK - °-' 'h** la *" day of the the law. and the p-ople don't j anal u " k ,or passag' the Gov-

I erne.- received a total of CIS bills Corruptior. craatlng on its belly like tbe snake In the garden.

spreads Its alimy lra'1 all through

the Held of government.

America's gunmen today ajy as

sinister an antl-aocla)

this world has

j ] yea

| | eiimsx by the death of a slx- | ! year-old boy when he was Mtuck | ’ by an automobile a few hundred feet from the school house doors. ^ ; The Erma school is no bet- [. ■ ter—no Worse—than many other g j "little rr.t school house*." all of which are paint<-d white in this, county. The old time country school house still in use is r.! shameful relic of by gene days'{ and should he placed in the same category as the old-fashioned open sweep well which collected surface water, snakes, toads, frogs. Insects and germs indiscriminately. yet was the source of the family water supply. They were unsanitary, dangerous and. while piciuresue. went when

..rdget to act small. Ants are uducated animals that, knov where picnics arc held.

“I guess this one stumps me, nalri the swimmer as the shuiL snapped off a tn-mber. A cynic's version of It: “ Tls better to have loved and lost thnn ever to have loved and won." The- man who plays upon your feelings Isn't necessarily a murt- N clan. Not at allAn old-timer's notion of dressing for dinner was to let his belt out two holes. •The Baffling Barometer I've taken It to piece* And put 'em back again. And still I can't determinWhat makes It make It rain. "Mother, mother, mother, turn the hose on me!" sang little Willie. as his mama was dressing him one morning. "What do you mean;*’ sh? ank-

ed.

"You've put my atackln's on • w rong side out." he said.

It would not mean that Mr Storey couldn't strike down the ant. or that the Ruler of this universe couldn't strike Sinclair Lewis dead. If It were worth

while.

The point is that It isn't worth '

While.

Just vhat the power Is that . manages this and other universe* '

with their billions c‘

average man has all tbe

exwill

The respect and dnere.ice la the .or the weaker sex. That plains why so many of mil ■oc a woman hanging on r ■ car strap—they believe tne i ral exercise wl-l be good •©

Kept

the

What Other Editors Think Timily Topics Takes Prom Leading Pnblicalics* of the United States

and six Joint resolution'

More than ooe-half of the session's output was dump on ihe Gover.tor's desk on the last dayThe law gives the Governor tiw days to dispose- of the bills. If

_____ 'be (alls to dispose of them they

Pirates of the Spanish main I becoiuo law. (driven vrciCn* were no more opposed to tht 1 Something court be done to Tlo— room common well being. Italy's Iflafla ]temedy this condition Itefore tb*-, rfmodelli Is no more sinister. Robin Hood next Miwlon. It is a physical Im- t . m) . atl(1 ,. iaf was a gentleman, compared to j possibility for a man to familiar-1 a |)aI .j,,!,,,, them: Dick Turpin. » 'rlvud of; »»e hlmoelf with tins mas* '‘L »„ U |d p-j

mankind. The Janies boys, mis-' Proposed^ Icrlelai Ion In thi- short j ^ IO niol j rn , civilization

, * 11 America th- rich. They ,.e

i!. draughty. dusty

. but they .

S9S0E TiGHiTHO fat «XW WAT | pubetiv, that kills men, begin*' i dtsm-ying the pancreas, f Froiesor Bcnsley, of Chicago t>. has succeeded in deand then totoring thr

of a rabbit.

Diabetes has been wccroafullv recently, b)- the use of ( nsulin. a pancreatic extract. Now knowing that tbe pancreas after severe injury can re ** ‘tsrif by growing new th-1 *», ** certain lizard* srow a' ro- tail, hopes to fight Jiabctr>

s new way.

Att this will shock and disturb ; isae w ho bclicvi that there is no such tiling as disease, and that all you need do is to deny its realitj. j But it may cure diabetes, that ki3s millions and can’t be helped by amiable theorizing. And thet; » the important thing.

pUm a tsw traOc Mga* oc Uc | i'.efl«*fl».—Bcsttm TrgkKriP'

endured.

Good Citizens will help in this work and such a citizen knows and will observe these rules the >Tsr round A good citizen knows that UgSlrauUhrM and carrleasoiwa are the obsequious footmen of

- disease.

He will not I ran- his garbage pall uncovered to breed ft)sa The lew he leaves rotting. tbe lees be I* swatting. He will aot allow stagnant water to stand about bis place and breed typhoid, nor Invite: alley-rats to be his guetir A good citisen know* that; over risty-Cvc per cent, of all arcs svart In the home*—that over eighty per cent, of ihoee bwraed to dwath yearly are women asd children. The ne«t time It may be his wife

or his child.

He will nut use the roof of garage or outhouse as a Junk yprd. not pile hi* basement sad attic wllb rubbish The** things 'are prolific cause* of

flro.

He will not throw away lighted matchr* or cigarette.-, nor leave a Are burning A good citisea think* of public property and' public p-rn'lar* an well ai bis private property- for he I* part owner of tbe street and rusd* Ho knows that he maav help pay for all damage* Jit will not romni-.i vandallam. nor permit other* !o delict and .craub public bullfl-

Briefly described. Mr. Mussolini la flaly’s one-man top.—Detroit

News.

One-flflb of the cost of a car I* In the engine and moet of the rent Is In th? back neat.—Ohio State

Journal.

All business coneerna^Uke to break their own rocofds except the pi onograph companies.—Norfolk Virginian-Pilot. Ktlll. the Scotch atp-mpt to bar bagpipe* should be ai least successful a* our attempt to bar Scotch.—Detroit News. ' It would seem that where tbe West peg ins. the Wets end.—Ar-

1 ksnsaa Gasette.

Henry l*ord is for prohibition (and It's a good thing for Ford drivers, too.—Indianapolis News. Present-day love at first sight 1 Is based on more Information than a year's acquaintance in the past.—Arkansas Gasette. One great difficulty Is to tell the morons from the other people, the way the latter sometime* act.

—Ohio State Journal.

An evening paper leader-writer think* popular government Is the only form of government. It | would certainly be a good Idea if vurh a g<A eminent could be

found.- - Punch.

The Popular Science Monthly gives minute dlrectlonr on howto lift a heavy weight, such as a barrel of aahes. naalty and without Injury to oneself, but there are-aomr ihluga we'd rathe* not know .—Ohio State Journal. A* we hear every day now strirt obvdit-ccw to the law I* thr duty of evert true citisen. I'nlll further notice, we therefore »t radian' ’y bell err that man was evolved IrOm a lower order of animals except In TennewiM- and ( Mississippi.—The New Yorker. Perhaps the Barlln newapap' ■ which says we are a warlike nation has been reading what the wets and the dm say about one another — Boston Transcript. One of the dlfflcultles of enfor, ::ig the dry' law I* rev ral ed in the tart that t7l offleert have been dismissed for crookednes* Indicatiag the corkscrew Influenee. nr take It.—Pittsburg Cktvnt.U lv!'.;rspSs

'Hr* to

horrible «

warden!

rionartes. Tfce Robber Baron* ;'Ini-r alhrted him Sou were poor pe.-lormcrs. In compart- should be devised which vould inaon. |'’ ur « tbe povernor leisure in For these men have no heed for pending proposed bill*. II. life or property—of other*. They j , ** 10a l a St*t a much larger proporare sneak*, the/ are eowa-ds. ,lon bill* during th*- early they arc enemies of mankind, they , weeks of the sets-iou. The prcxeni ! breathe poison, they spread cor- tnvhod In an 111190*1110:1 on the ruptlon. jGoverno:- and th- people of the Bui When they make Ihe ml*- It arcount* for r^any very take of letting thetniwlve* get tl^lrable bill* Is-lng i-»i in the caught and ernt to prison, where n, * < l shuffle. It enabb-s 111-ad vis- j they ran do no hainu there are ^ measures to *!ip through the, always aoft sentimental persons ' n 't- And the-people pay the tdli: who are sorry for them. ‘

Do you think It Is a newspaper _ .

Joke about tbe good women who Of the Whlta ScLiol

send flowers and randy and elg- 1 Hcsc imprisoned for] Cape May bor an.. Uu. I i., A«k any Jill; Erma way approMinni.hun

j deed citizen, have -Ign..1 a ;h

Omt Briuin', Sink, «2“ "*“»**'»" * rhlljdeJ,hU Inijulr.-r- Th.- '-.I ! f, ', ' ,; U '— , ol ,h. ^..-,1 atHk, l.|“ “ '• r,b ' r

Great Britain is tersely put by the Prime Minister. "The Government." he told the llounc of Commons. "has found Itself challenged by an alternative Government. This I-. a threat to the f '-doin «tf the Constitution.'' The question of miners' hour* and wage* ha* , hcectne for the moment unlm- j

portant. *

It might be Mid paradoxically that this ztrlke I* too nearly general to eucctcj. The longer it lasts, the more a spirit of antagonism to those responsible for It will Its created. That Is why the talk of conciliation still persists. If ttamson pulls down the pllla.-i of tbe temple, he himself ; will be buried in the ruin*. 2J*u like Cook, the Irader of the min-j er». want the temple pulb d down [ at any ccat. He i* by hi* own ad. 1 mission a follower of Lriiinr and he takes otders ft cm Zlnovleff. i He is an enemy of ail orderly government. H- bate* "capitalism " He would establish In : England, if be could, a soviet to- ; public. None of Ihe It.mstan ' Bolshevists ha* UM-d language more violent than his. Th. min-j ere lie merely pxvin* in his! gam at social destrurtlou

Slipshod LegulaUca

that-the -• m-

station* attached then moral hazard* to the sn.^ii Iren, while the playground* for the most, pari a* muddy free of playground apparaand directed play a* the Ini' school houses are

leaching* of faith

The ancient ph'logophcr said: "If thr camel had a gad his xod would hav • tour legs and c hump " Man. like .hat Imaginary camel inclined to create God In

■upn-me pow

Mauua Loa. great Hawaiian ilcano. 1* showing us how (hose arifir island* were built up. urn below Ihe *cn. From the top Mauno lava melted rock onr» ore conn* rushing down, buryg under lava fifty feet deep the Hive village of Hoopulo.i. hurryig the inhabitant* to the Hawal-

proved *23 and vetoed 2: teen of the vetoed HU* • paved over his veto

Clyde: A g.ocer 1 know, after L store was robb.-d eight timed 1 three year*, fluidly' gat the

rxt of the thieves.

Harry: How did he do it? Clyde: He sold out ami went ■ to the u.-vlerrahl.'S h:ji.ic.c. A group of men were slums .bout the big al.-ugut heater In

' .be general meicbaudls:- store of Grandpa llibbs. Hasc Lynn ele-

.ated hi* feet and rpat Into tbe

coil scuttle as he volunteered this -bit of information: “Ctiuss SI I Walter's bank Is In r.XUy bad con-

I'lit ion—'bout to fall."

'How so?" Inquired Grandpa, jpatislpg In the distribution of

[mall. .

"Wal." said Haze. "I seen a rheck Frank Bovee wrote for 13. It wa* returned, marked 'No funils.' Now a bank that ain't able to cash a cheek for 12 must l»e pretty nigh bustod." "That'* so.” agretd the rest of the loalers-

uum. I bad a tooth. ache." answered Tommy. "Ha* It stopped?" asked tbe teacher sympathetically. "1 don't know." said Tiemny. "What do you menq. boy? You don’t know If your ’ toyth haa stopped aching?" "No. mum. the dunlin fc. pt It." The old-fashioned working girl carried her lunch. She looked solemn and was afraid of the boss. She wore rubber* and cornshoe*. She used hairpin- Her sklru were long and her necks high. She thought painting was wicked. She got six dollars a week. Get Rich Quick I win give you a plan fo.- gaining wealth. Belter than banking, trader or anu fold It up. And then you will find your wraith inmates. This wonderful plan, without danger or low.