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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

FRIDAY. MAY 14, 191

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BACK THE

FREEHOLDERS

On TuewUy of next week, in Trenton, the Stitt Highway Comraittion -will heir the protest of Cape May County against the 1926 paving programme of the Commission, which practically ig-

nores this county.

Director^of the Board of Freeholders Luther C Ogden bos pounded away it the matter until finally the State Commission has consented to hear the county's

side of the question.

Ou’jsidie of the paving of the "missing link" on the Main Seashore Road, Cape May will not be given a cent's worth of improved roads under the pro-

gramme adopted.

There are two roads which the county is much interested in having hard surfaced and which are

[of vital interest to the upbuilding » n > rtsort - And this applies to; •of out shore resorts, as well as the j winter as well as summer, for Sea | development of the mainland agri- -Americans have reached that stage sue-i cultural interests. One of these whcn they take vacations all thd

past, and before many years, with | the greater development of air, transportation, it will be regarded as a very common place afiair. Twice this week intrepid ex-, plorcrs and air navigators haw crossed oxer the pole. One, our own Lieutenant Bryd. has safely, returned and the whole world | mil hope as these lines are going ! press that the courageous Amundsen will safely reach civi-! liration again and live to enjoy the achir-eroent of a life’s en-

deavor.

SEA ISLE

ALL YEAR HOTEL

In these days when the traveling public, and especially vacationists, demand the Very best and have the money to pay fqr it. ‘ first-class hotel accommodations a necessity to the growth of

Week as observed in was in unqualified

its good ifiects can only|is the road from Tuckahoe to >w. but they will not go where; d fully by the future,! May's Landing, a part of Route *<7 “""o' accommoda-

is known to warrant 1 14. "p* completion of that link; tions.

an annual afiaii. I would provide us with a hard- <>"' oi the .greatest need* of good effect of the ob- surfaced outlet to Philadelphia Se* 1*1' dty today is an all-year-was to convince the boy*: and Camden. While this stretch round hoteL It need not be large, men of the community j of roid is practically all in At- f° r * beginning, but it must be 'big brothers," their iUntie Cpunty, yet it is a con-. u P-t°-<Ute. The accommodations were not only interested needng Enk which we need and rnust be modem, the rooms must concerned ■ their wel-1 that badly- The other road i*: be well furnished and clean.

I first

This Week

By Arthur BritLur

A SPORTS WINDOW OUR WOMEN HOMELY!

TOO BIG FOR THEM

It

Musing! of the Office Cat

A aUtch In time, sew* your old

nan.

A faint complexion never won

> fair husband.

• The loving are the darlnc 1 * and the fishing are the lying. I* a bird in' the hand worth t»« -wallows' In the bush T

cided to ] •Sporta 1

a beau

window of The wisent man uses the aim-

colored glass, pi,.*, words,

in the $25.- ■ — 000.000 Pro-1 When some birds turn down a testant Epis drink these days It stays down.

the rain.

village belle m> 1

. EIUSI1ANE

i ready to give time ’ to promote r the best interests of the city. This xcially if the obs. repealed from year J will sink in and create a I oi confidence that will draw i to their “big brothers” tdvke ’ *

t of the

e will be its re-

i the men themselves. I draw them closer to the

them to look more

My to the boy** side of - all

will impress upon

i the responsibJity they have * exemplar* for thr’riV | generation, which me*!.? that : Eve Ate Eves ot real , if they expect die boys to

t real men.

a an far more

g than the most of us real ire re hark hack to our own days, and. the insight i the week's observance has ! the boys into the conduct : affairs Spill have far- ; effects in moulding the

i of these boy*. Some may

i, but it will

that known as the Bsyshorc road,; There must te cold xnd hot runwhkh connects at Millville with I "“K wat ' r ' plenty of baths and the hard-surfaced road from the | comfortable lounging and glass ceoter to Bridgeton, and | smoking rooms, and the cuisine thence to Camden, and also con-' nlu *t not only be gomi, it must nects at MilltokVith the road ; be attractive and tempting and from that city! to Camden, all of the service must be adequate, for which will probably be hard sur- j P«>ple love to be cattred to when faced this year. The ' Bajihore' *«■*>' from home, road has been hard surfaced as' There must be an air o. refar south as the Mauricetown finement to the place that will causeway and several miles on the 1 n “^e '» inviting for any hotel southern end has also been done, lacking this quality is not thorThe gap between could be com- oughly up to date pitted' in a couple of years w ith- j Such a hotel as described above out nuking too heavy a drain on|** * magnet which draws proplc the State Commission's funds. «° * community, especially in this Work on these two roads «;<**> of general motor traffic. The the ptopoudoa that will be put motorists who tour the country up to the Sate Commission by I *oon learns where good hotels are the Cape May Freeholder* and t0 ** found, and he shuns the

when they appear in Treatoc Tuesday they should have the backing of a large and representative delegation of Cape May Countv business, professional and

agricultural leaders.

Education In Agriculture Wildwood Journal: Recent an-

nouncetnrut liy the authorltie* of Rutgers L’nlremlty that the tuition to the State College of Agri-

culture would he reduced I

SeptAnber to *S0 a year carries deep elgnlflcance. repcclally to the agricllural communities of the State. Farmers, as a rule, are not greatly endowed with world)- goods, and many of them have found It impomible tr Bend their sons to college, even though they knew that Intensive tralhIbg In agriculture would result In Increased production and larger farm products. Tty_State University. carrying out the'* an--nounced policy of Its new president. Dr. John H. Thomas, has adopted the reduced tuition for agricultural students In an effort to extend the facilities of tile College of Agriculture to young men

of moderate means.

I public :

i plan

t the

thing*."

Week was’ an unqualified Those who promoted it 1 feel encouraged at the rr-

and should begin this early T

for a larger and more 1 e observance in 1927.

The Automatic Traffic Light Philadelphia Bulletin: Ne Jersey State Hlr^way Comml>slon's decision against automatic

s ho- BUC b alghals do more to hinder , -than to facilitate the flow of traf- ' ; Ac. Trent on-Cam den highway and

places where there are

much as possible. The business man, too, and the commercial traveler plan t.Vir itineraries so as to wind up the day's journey where they are assured of a good

unfortunate that the Com- [hotel to put up it for the night, ion fixed Trenton as the hear- «nd this rule holds good in .the point, but this should not de- winter as well as in summer. To

W . Ut* dd W W, fmc bd„; <in,» • cit, o, mo,, ^ ^ ^ ^ present. nlvr fir*t-clas* hotel acrommoda-; lr>fBc u s h«s must be operated by Take the time and up the, tions and it must have them thr | hand are based upon a report that

Freeholders. year-around. Atlantic City'

tels have made that resort, and

not Atlantic City the hotels. '. Whlt> Horse Pike are first

ANOTHER YOUTHFUL Sea Isle's Chamber of Com- °t ,hr * u,0 “ ,, ‘ c •>»*• waw ne weaw* , . . . Published i•'ports of the MAH OF TEARS men* struck the nght note on ra!lBS ^ 4MmUe of week it was Chauncey Tuesday night when this matter'the study upon which the ruling

Deptw wife hi. 93 years who of an all-jrar hotel ua, brought [

held ff>e limelight ar an example up. This is not the first time ,, lllrr . Ibr , r , IOc unduly of what long yeais of usefulness the nutter has been broached in ; held up tor cross traffic, fo:

^.Id W ™ U ndrf b, —!h». body. W, A., H

mon wise living ant' acting. This, amounted to. The situation u jM-srsnc. thus condemning the tveek the gaze i* focused on a different today, however. Sea Mr State highway trsfflc to stand diflmK tfft S nan. but one in j City b» tand *• . 'SSi

Special telegraphic stock quota-J whom good nature has been a - nmiijg into bet own; her citizens. ^ rlom , n tfir This U. of

mu arc to be furnished regularly! dominant diaractcrhtic all of his i as u*ll as invrstor*. are aroused course, ot i the limited transcontinental j ninety year* of tempestuous politi- »» ,0 her opportunities as never tins of the Union Pacific, [cal life->l : ndc Joe Cannon.” before. The year 1926 is going ravders can have their stock, A "stand-patter" of the j to work wonderful changes in the eports the sanw a* if m their straitrt type end ottimes bit-[city and in her population, and office at home. itcrlv ^sailed by hU political foes, all for the better, and among A good, modern railroad fur-j Unde Joe always maintained an; other things that should be put light* theflltewiu

"turbabie front of good hum- over is that of a firat-class, all- ^

prove. In addition a board Is automatIrally called Into action on the scene lo Investigate and flx the blame. If the owner or resident of the property Is adjudged guilly of carelessness be has the damagts to pay. They don’t have as many tires from carHrssnew there each year. Mach Lost and Nothing Gained Philadelphia Record: One of the sanest statements regarding the big English strike is that made by C. P. Scott, editor of The ManrhesUT Guardian, who says In a cablegram 10 The Baltimore Sun: “Nelthtr side wanted it: either aide could have avoided It: both sides would like to get out OI It. But It la easier to start than to stop. . "Some good may come If the folly *nd futility of such mass action should once for all he realised. In the present caw It la hardly possible that It should succeed, except in inflicting loss and suffering, and the original problem will remain exactly as It was, only with the conditions made much worse." -It is a tragic situation, and in many of Us essential feature* recalls the recent prolonged strike of the anthracite miners here. Nvlthcr side In that wanted the protracted tie-up. which was only ended by miners and operators tacitly agreeing lo Ignore all the demands made and going hark lo work on the old terms. The workers lost nearly six months’ wages, aggregating not far from I150.00fl.000. and the operators saw their waninx markets farther diminished.

El VICE LEADS

he home.

in the best meaning of the word. It was a day fairly well observed insofar as surface Indica-, tions go. but If it proved only a reminder to a heedless multitude. . it should have made blushes of 1 shame mingle with the tardy resolve* to do better In letting that kindly soul know that she I* not wholly overlooked in the i

rush of dally life.

To the person who roncun-l Hates upon that one any aitliu- ' ally all the neglected devotions! that should be spread over thr year. Mother's Day Is a standing' nbuke to sclttshuess. How many who paid long, deferred homage to the being whose smiles were upon him from the mumest of hi* Idrla and _whw- hands smoothed—the way through the tangled -paths of Infancy, youth and manhood, will remember mother steadily In the days be-

dral _ . John the Di-I'

''ofk. jga** her a ring. As original- 1 ——

ly planned, the "Sports Window" The moon affects the tide and

; for the Cathedral included a plc- ,,h e untied.' _

, ture of live bird* released from a ' -

men! of "sport."

i If. however, a modern Christian j”" ‘ ___ :cathedral really needs a sports' One American has made $70.> j window why not have a nice ] 000.000 by smoking, but what he 1 stained glass window of Jack j smokes Is hams. Dempsey knocking out Mr. Wills. the colored man. Thai, al least. ' vhen » P«™0* ou « *° «** Is legal in New York Slat. ; r<ch quick he usually got, poor quicker. A Thibetan lady named Rln- i o says. "Western women are not good looking.' Mean-, . .. f lug \merlcans. English. French ' ete- j Now that warmer weather la The lady says our women'* approaching, the girl# probably nose* and ears are too big: noses win begin to wear some clothe*. like kettle spouts, ears like pigs', ears, eyes a *111)- blue like chll- Some people who think the dren's marbles, eye sockets too photographem don't do them Jimdeep. eyebrow* loo much like ' *•<* ought to be asking for mercy,

those of monkey

The spirit of athletics should

™, erUldun o! -ur lov.l, ■“•'J 1 “'l »'■>-

(.IU.I,. .Ill .Mi.I, ‘••-I)’. _

U you have ovor won , Thibetan sheba—-The ibeatre-. aio.dod -

Indy wilh nose flat, eye* on the| now ^ qj, bul , urc i y

outside of her face. etc.

If Europe multiplies h-r liiBations In rubber, steel,

shutting nut poor little Amorica.' slid making us pay high price*, somebody will have lo write a national rob anthem for the I’nltrd State*. Secretary Hoover.

1th alarm when

: place to squeeze me!

The Y. W. cTa. can kr-p the orklng girl* from men. hut can It keep the gi.l* from working

Brill

ail -

» pay

tele-

tw

hratlhd' Getting The News Ulmer Times: How many o. u* realize when we pick up a newspaper whal a modern miracle each issue really Is. Jusl at present there are Hevcral different expedition* endeavorln* to gain acci-ss to that much sought after point in the Artie regions known as the North Pole. We lead of■ their progress every day. much as If It were new* of an even: that happened at our doorstep. Yet each Item of news from the explorer* covers about 6.000 miles and we read about it in twenty-four hours. There is -o greater modern miracle than getting the news. It costs the Associated Press nearly $50 a im.iutc through! the entire year to gather m

doesn't believa

ibe I’nlted States will be Included In the gteat European steel trust. They will buy from each other! and shut us out. That is sad. bul ; we have a tariff aud can do a little shutting oui on our ow,i ae-j The principal American steel slocks went up yesterday. In spile' of the trust. Europe may have! the trust, but we have the money. I i New Orleans Is about to inaug- ] urate an "air Held" with ample , accommodation for post cigce,: artny and civilian flyers Every' city should possess e.-eh a Held and Invite Enele Sam t ' nd his | post office airships thet Post- i master New and the President j will be found eager to co-operate j

In bvery way.

The New Orleans flying Held Is especial')- Important, because of New Orleans' strategical position. ] An adequate flying field there, with the possibility of establish- j ing a military air base is an eou r- ! gency. would be most Important! to the protection of the Panama I

1 Canal.

Company is nice. No home In complete without It. Company postpones the regular family

(or! lights.

The blackest pages in cJI history arc to be found -n tbam chapters dealing with negro lynching. « "And remember, my non." said the Court House father of tho groom, "the early husband gc’a his own breakfast.” ‘ Many a man baa aared for a rainy day only to have hla eyas fl'led with dust by paa^ag aplurg-

era.

presidential campaign Wall Street furnlshee the money and sometimes Main Street tke

I’nllkc other knockers, says Ed Arnett, opportunity often uses a velvet hammer, thus falling to

wake the sound sleeper.

That America spenda more money on chewing gum than on book* is a most convincing argu-

ment In favor of advertising.

Every town has Its dumbert girl. One whe lives In Dennlsville thinks that railroad ties are worn by engineers and that a codfish ball Is a fisherman's dance.

Secretary Work talked plainly 1 _____ nd u-efulA- m bo* Angeles, tell- go Would

Remember Mother 365 Days Atlantic Oily Prc** Yesterday was Mother’s Day—what may b-j railed an ofllrial recognition ot! the service* of one of God * left 1

> the

wlrffig* ami hi* llie their dispute

sad-

jand

ins the big power men. who think should control the Colorado i-r and power, mat some job* loo big for lhem. Mr Work lot hnstlle to big bukiness of right kind. He know* it ha*

HOME, DAD AND THE BOY

'•ui! built tbl* country

ter- ment confining itself largely

politic* and lo running for Bui the Secretary of th terior makes It plain that * America'* undertaking* ar big lor anyone but t’ncle Kan great Boulder Dam project oi them. The Panama

.filer

a variety of service that is impel

;y amazing to traveler from or that never failed to win him Y c * r hotel.

id. Such attention becemet | friend, even among Si» opponent.. Such an institution i* not only

wc ex- - and sweetened the hard grind of needed for out-of-towp visitor.. a so much, and the railroad, jcongrctoional life. ^ if “ » or tbe

> not fad to bring the impossible Born oi the people. T nde dation of our own people lor dm pass. | Joe" i. , fine example of the op- nerr and social gathering., and Some changes in railway legis- portunities that lay in the path of th'*’ would increase in number. JuiiI lion may be needed But no [the boy who wills to climb the H there were better facEitie. tor |.. w ,«*, ,

nount of legislation will con- Etidcr to the topmost round, them,

tribute so much to the public wel-]What he did in the span of years The way to accomplish an oh- mrn 4 (ba rti continuance of the re-!from llB6 to 1925 can be re- j«t to go right after it with a Uvea to battle the flame*, mutable increase m the efficiency pcated rtday by the >t»ung man detetmination not to br defeated. Thl* I* only one ol the and economy of operation that has;who wills fo succeed and observes.** this matter ha* been brought *'—J ^ oavirred within the last ferre the rule of common wme living up in the Chamber of Commerce. by r ». rr |», Iir , n„i,

jratz. The nation always will be j snd keep* a smiling front.

upon the ability and mmn rulwis offictr, (o, lilmc

we would suggest that it be -the special business oi the next meeting: that it be placed on thr

call for the meeting and tliat dmi

members be requested to attend

Determination and science have with ►uggestions pn-pared for put-' , h(mr last conquered the Arctic ting the matter on a practical Euroi

journey working basis that Will assure

the

rffievut and

uient; and any kind of regulation which does not recognize this fact, will tend to arrest

is in improving railway set- j wastes and hencetorth

i ke and reducing the coat of ten-1 to the North Pole will not be it* consummation. Tliat dr ring it, 'Evakrd upon with the awe of the way tn assure its succrs..

So Would We! Said I’nele Dan:

‘Td Ilka 1 to aiaotber

The oily man

Who calls me ’Brother.' ”

When a kid la round be wants a Inincb of firecracker* and a drum. When he grow* up be wan la an oil wel! and a bank,

muse* Dr. C. W. 'A’ay.

Lady (to loaler who baa aakad , for money)—You will drink It, I . Mippooe. instead of giving It lo

, your wl(e.

. f Laiafer—I ain't got a wife, lady.

I'm earning me own living. "Jum think. Aunt Ul. my husband got Hamburg and Java on

my radio last night."

"Now. my dear chid, you don't think I'll ever believe- they can deliver groceries on thai fool

contrapttam-

The young lady who sang In the

choir

La i her voice rise higher and higher. Till It reached eueh a height. It waa dear out of sight. And they found it next day In the

spite.

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