R

caps hay coiuro xoiss, FiaaAY, has u, Mit-

A PoKtica! Dope

mild «tt"n ao. bat I think a fonunaw occurrence for •rwholder FoittRr If Foster had defeated at the primarlee hances of election. If he

died, would be allm. that Foster won't

opportunity to run as a

Republican candidate at the aen-

r ...I l_J-rw.r>elent Can- •• ral election, but if 1 dope the * <>■*** ®* Independent t^an hi(u|UJon rtg; j, t , yoeter win have a ditiate Likely To Cause . better chance of winning as an. •' * i ' — independent at the November 1

Mhy Be Upset By

Filing Epist

# . [M.11**11. WVUIU «# -iling Lpisode

If aucceeslul this would give the Hildreth faction a bare majority Instead of a unanimous Board. Of course tbla la Just a possibility. Your gusas la as good

as mine

Senator's Daughter

Starts Divorce

Cbmplications at Election Democrats Like Situation

*1 i dwc

- BY ZIP Ithi funny bow one little laddent can chan*, ibr whole Btealoa of an eleciion. It ny itmw before and g will happen >n tbe future ao

om can tell.

Jast when everything waa nailing along smoothly frpen a political standpoint along wreeps the Inddeat and Immediately everyi attention la stteacted •« the coming prtmartea. One weet ago. it U a aafe bet. that eighty per cant, of the v<*ef*

election than be would be of win-

nlng at tbe prtma; ies next month. Oays

The reason for thla Is simple. Personal friendship helps In getting a candidate votes, but be needs more than that. Or*anlsasupport Is iwentlal. At the

r the (

i of tbe

■ and It did not matter a tinker's darn who they wean, ia other words, excepting wlfh the candidate*, their friending tha persons actively engaged la playing W*Ul‘es. notsidy wa* ntil the Inc Went oc-

s the filing of

_r Foater'i petition. Fos- ( to file his petition with tha Ooaaty Clerk during bis ofgea tfurs. This is not unuMiai. however, for many candidal** hart rwahed to the home of the rs.«*»iy Clerk a few minutes beteen midnight and be graciously d the petition which autoj placed the candidate’s

1 the ballw.

»hitch occurred lari week t tha County Clerk wasn't hmaa when Foster's petition was fimmj&sfi to him. The pelitioti. It ppastated, was tied to the door hash of hU home. The County CMpi fieelarew be did not return to'|fi|l home until after midnight thmficre he could not accept U Whan the fact became known that* was temporary rejoicing agafihl the opponent* of Foster. Hi* .same would not appear tha ballot. Apparently wofiM rule him out of any chance of fieclton. |

Husband Bounced Plates Off Her Head

Mrs. Honor Bright Allen,

port t. emwauai. *i ,« daughter of State Senator W H.

present ttoe the opponenU of Bright, started dlvorco

*™-iK.Kr.'.X"i*If the Bright faction Isn t dls-1 cellor Lieam | nKi ,t Camden last organized at the pres»nt time. It sh(- ch , TJ; ^ d hIm wlth „. is peculiar that they did not «-1 tnlHty ond guested the *.er any ^ndidatos in the telA cluI ,ody of two children. Hr is

Tb, ,.»K.n .1 f“"" ^ " .b- »l.. ir. '***

month frmn now when the State EI*ton * h ^' ' h ' y ^ Legislature meet.; an.t demands a l>‘ Martl ‘* 2® 14 f® r pA k

show down ro Judge EldredgCs! they ro, ‘^ l |

m , nl Avenue. Collingswood. In the nret appotntmen flve four children were born Of course, the candidates Of l lo , heln . , mo surviving. William, this faction are in no way tespon- 10 ^ and Ann, May. S year*. MhU for the Senator actions yMrR , hr ha. resldbut neverthelem the unpopularity)^ c| Avalon whrrP teaches

of tbe former Senate President

they abide to call “the four hall -and fiafi nraat pay the freight- Though labor Is a noble thing and one of phJcb the poets sing until f ~

croup, not one fit husky genu will my fence or build

A plague on all i wlgbu who sleep 0 roam of nights, their stop their dot and mrJ forth each day to al sand and clay or ua

coal.

Terrible mob on tbe street the ihcr cay. First a cop tried to hold 'em In. He rapped for be'p and the sergeant brought out a

platoon.

Some mob. Two women fainted.

yott ?‘ boy broke » leg. man loot Ws hat. “ x I clothes torn No such esriietnent ? ' ■“* ^ ‘ en or lw, ' ntT Jnn g,_ Finally the police got ^

sS^bcmldU U separ*ted from •

“ hmTueltOok her to tbe police »'»'^ n *

! where Ae wm. fined *1° «“"*

Z ^ oi for dtetnrbln* the pence.

-And the nest time you «o

the street." said the Judge, "soo that your face la painted, eyebrows penciled, skirts are ■*“>«•*«“ hair and everything, nnstand. I« all right for rou to be Wd-faahlo*-but the public safety den.siWe you look 'Ik* the rest of 'em

or stay home!"

“I cannot help but dislike the buuj wbf la always right- It grinds on me to ba with a fellow who

puU a period to every 4' with a positive stalcrwenl

up he Is I

14k* awns In awkfia ^ t ootrh Mm wrong. I dtfiereet matter and I cotig, ap with as an ntnnL but »l. la always rigM aomtuow *

Sousa of tefififi fat telle, lag gnU must kaw a toe - hey put tha ball .t, rite; k It. (toy MBT are II

going to gain

didates affiliated with his factiiH). However. In November there may lx* another story to tell. Many fences can be patched In the meantime and the Bright faction has an opportunity to muster Its scattered forces. Then there Is another element that enters the question. The Hemoeraiic candidates There an* many voters of both oartire that >uld like to see a Democratic minority member on tbe Board of Freeholder*. With a split vote In the Republican ranks It gives a golden Opportunity to put a candidate arroas. The Incident ba* roused this party from a state of apathy to (me of pleasant refiecxi of a comint battle. Then there l* another angle that will not be overlooked. It take* an ultra optimist expect the dyed-ln-th-wool Bright (actlonlst to support the « Ing faction. This fight in past baa been so blttor that party lines are quickly forgotten, the Bright fartloniat work* It will be foi Kopter and poaaibly for a Demoe-at* candidate providing a deal can be consummated.

POUvS: A child U born in tbe neighborhood; tbe attending physlcUn geU >10. The editor glees

the loud-mouthed baby hnppy .isreuU a send-off >0. When It to chrtati

minister gets >10. the editor >00. It grows up and mai The editor publishes another

winded article, and tells lies about the beautiful

compltohed bride. The minister gets >10 and a piece of cake, the editor get* WOO. In the course of time I' dies. Tbe doctor get*

from >28 to >100. the from >80 to >100. the

lir.hes s notice of the death and obituary two columns long, lodge and society resolution*, s lot of poetry and *\ free card of thanks laid gets WOOfc. - —

The first year of their married many editors are rich,

fo. Mr*. Allen said, was comparatively happy. Then her buRhanrt became u heavy drinker and their trouble* began. When an li.iant died In 1021 she aaserted Allen toughed, told her not to worry aad that It would mean

w work In the house.

Alton look delight in Imunclng plates or euitn on her head under Ibe allgbteal pr> vocation. Once she was smnewhat tardy In getting a Plate of Ice cream while he waa ID- Whtn she returned he threw the cream in her face. Mr*. Alton recited sereral in stances where hr blackened

The trouble with the country to too many creased trousers aad wet enough overalls, aays Junius.

'erica 1 sought with dlll-

ir some young man to fis my fence that sadly need* repair; to bund a cottage for my dog aad one to bouae my H mpsblre hog from oven tor’* fetid air. The Idle

youth are thick as fleas

to plead on bended kneaa. they laugh me plumb to scorn, i kind of labor always calls gingham shirt a “

garb by labor worn. "N*

not-for us you know; we're grwda-aU-s of r. A G. and coulfint do

fln.llw i'*. can ‘ l T 0

and hlow " The world la fall >of such punk chaps who ou tbe

| look-out are for

she left him t leged cruelty, but wai to return. His ULfin better, she d< In November.

persuaded

An Irishman seeing a fish on the wharf of unusual size looked at It for a few minutes and turning to n bystander remarked: "Tbe-man what canght that fish to a liar."—Bison.

toir. And though I offer

far the Job s dally wage of thirtybob. their fingers they asjp't or"

Nay they wouldn't rougher their paws by using hammer, «a

and saws, or shovels smalt or | great; dowg In aome pod roam ||

SJKesStEswHi?

"Long Distance,” then and now The first public demonstration of “ long distance ” telephone convcmtioo was held in November of 1876 between Boston and Salem, fifteen miles apart. At both points were posted notices commanding absolute silence of those present, lest the experiment fail As lines were established between more distant cities, the struggle with “outside” and “inside” noises increased. Those who used the toll service in the Nineties and even later will recall how they had to shout to drown out the buzz and crackling on the wires, if possible. In fair weather, all went well—sometimes. But the storms of winter, and even of summer, put the crude lines out of service in wholesale fashion. It is not unnatural that fifty years of telephone history should have marked great progress in these respects. That the ordinary tone of voice now carries to the Pacific or to Cuba perhaps causes no public wonder- certainly not so much as to the thoumnds of technicians who worked so many years again* great obstacles

to accomplish it.

We are fa* approaching a practically *onn-proof plant in southern. New Jersey, it. which over three hundred thousand miles of each—p- vmr and

otarfy seventy thousand of toll wire are now in cable*.

In many ways not cooacioualy observed by tbe users of the service it »! being surrounded by continually increased protection and dependabifeyJ And today, greater effort is being made along these lines than at any

previous time in our fifty years of nistory.

There’s Treasure Buried In Sea Isle City

r fifty years <

W. A. BRITTAIN, DttmaM

the Delaware and Atlantic

TELEGRAPH AND

M DT, it’s true, a treasure composed of pirate’s gold, which tradition says is buried on our Cape May County beaches. But the treasure buried here is in the land just the same--in real estate values which are , - ; - constantly increasing, but which are still the LOWEST ON THE JERSEY COAST for a city of anywhere ^ar the size and importance of Sea Isle City. The investing public is realizing Sea Isle City’s enviable location, and its wonderful beach insure staple and steadily mounting real estate values. That’s the reason the real estate market here is so active, and continues active while “slumps” occur in other places. INVESTIGATE SEA ISLE CITY NOW--LET OUR ORGANIZATION HELP YOU, in buying, selling and renting. ,

Maurice M. Sofroney Real Estate Broker Landis Avenue, at West Jersey Sea Isle City, N. J.

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