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CAPE MAY COUNTY TIMES

iAL4»crD ■uiwrn BSOmAL TO fVOOi Every well managid

it does ao cn a predetermined which.keepr a aaie ratio be-

f* or ability to pay it* debt*. The aame ry*etn must apply tt

«g» without repayment pile u

* abaorri too en*» a proportion of the earning power of taxpayen (the government). ore January I, 1920. January I, 1926, our national debt vraa reduced by about 4 1-4 P dollars, but during the period State and local governments .ncreaatd their debts by 6 3-4 Miion dolbtv State gov-

fast as they Our total higher than The national debt is being reduced at the th^rate of about 3-4 of a billion dal a hr* a year, but State and local debts are being increased at the] rate of about 1 1-4 billwr. dollars'

FRIDAY. Jjm 4, 1M

This Week By Arthur Bnthmmt Korth Me—Ladies' Knees. Would Tax Church Lands. Dangerous Bonds. The Kansas Fanner.

Musings of the Office Cat M feet prevent hot heads. umpire ever raa

A h e a v y] A man Is what he thlnka—hut spear, with ai " hmt he think* he U.

sharp I i

Divorce Is one oC the penalties (or catching dear OM of season.

. BRISBANE

point at >

end. a Norwegian flag at t h e other, was thrown on to the North Pok from the dlrgtble Norge, says the cour-

It Is tough t

| sen. therefore the North Pole i and all the land around it belong lo the King of Norway. The statement Is lo come 1 tent poetic. The exact location I of the North Pole was In all ! probability not calculated wlth1 In twenty miles, unless by acd1 dent. And there might b.- some 1 question a* to whether throwing a spear al property establishes ownership. The only human being that ever landed on North Pole territory and raroe bark to tell about l« was an American. Peary, and . be left the Mars and stripes.

i How i

there

things to worry about then I you. ownership of the North Pole.

A country club la where cculIry folks wbo've moved to town pretend lo enjoy playing golf. And we're Just as happy as any married couple thet ever

lived—together.

It taa’t a hick town uhlem the banker's wife knows how unch you bage on deposit. Are lofty thoughts them there things wklcb originate la an empty loft, asks Luther OgdML Florida 1* fast becoming • place where you must go north to Bnd thi South. The Charleston convinces as that the terpelcboreaa art la be-

coming shaky.

The best argument we know for stuffed olives la that your hostess can't count the seeds on

mllllonarle winter eotOTiisi

In Part*, for instance, they worry about the knee* of hcwutlful ladles. Fashion, seeking to

Philadelphia Bulletin: la them

days Of Democrat I', perplex! ig, vheu the party D without a na Uowal Issue and the select.oa of

a standard-hearer In II

cent, of the voters exercised their rights. In mt the vote Increased four millions, reaching Sickly per cent, in Australia. New Zealand and Queensland. wh.fr women have voted for twenty years and now are exercis-

ing the franchise more generally j , ' Jn * p Bovernm. r.t will do. the than are the men. the vote range* result can be wUnewwd In Engetghty to ninety per cent. land, today. The groat British

- I’niled Slstt-M nnee

the high land quotations arc to change drecscw, that foolish wl continue. may buy new on^s fiequently. Specula!inn In land la not un- says dresses must go higher. The like speculation In securities, knee must be showi There ho* always been a limit lo That seems silly, but fashion every bull or boar market in Wall tends In a useful direction. The .Street. Florida realtor* pyre- kneecap, a moot ingenious

point trivance. ia not particularly , beautiful. If fashion demands

«. .. _ . ' that Indira show their knees. Will We Learn by Whs* We See! knocking together or with a sort The Manufacturer: If any of bulging protuberance on person wishes to sec what sorinl- “•'•r. like a "bog spavin" ism |p government will do the hora,; '« b^k. the ladles will

obey fashion.

T*vy will also try to develop 'U-shaped knees, and that

•fly speech«w wees his Inaug IWs at Treat on la January U • pert eat am to ho overlooked by Biker Klees'.Ives who have

ij^t^nr.^ M*the | •**»““ the possible. There is i.o doubt that model reprvtrnlativ* Government ‘ b* 11 to AKoonUnus ’h* ot I*"'* »*o In Greece, ngreaentalively governed Ihruugh ' Ike subaldy which ll paid lo coal . Wh< ‘ , ■ no * k,rl or ^1*^

the large parlleipalion of It* ele»- j ra.ne of^rstors la order that the;

Toe only difference be:ween a lump of butter and a fat girl la summer U that when the buttec melts It disappears. The old-time ttghtlng man drew a gun. the new one Sods it more prod table to draw a

crowd.

liana Burkbardt says, whoever named a certain type of American youth as "sustk*" played a low trick on the Arabs. She: Anyhow, girls don't aak for »ia money IHts they used to. He You're right. they're nothing to pin any mote. It seems tunny that a man named Dam rich should he sent to the poorbouse a« a pauper, but It happened In Kansas

ie»de-wh(sl. ■' developed extraordinarily beautl-

Mpnct at ""least Tbere! n ,,lr> ' C ° Ui<1 P * 7 0 hl * , "' r *Are 'ul human bodies that Greek art that If a sew |

' *“ mli.ets than the price paid for has iumortatiaad.

(he r

u ambition t

■M the Ihlrty-hre i

» voted lot per cent, of the 1st ratios In New York city, t there should be a determiu1 atloa on the part of (be people to • record a larger vide !n State .ad

fn*«k.jhmi up tbt O—i.Hiiirgi h> Hear 'Jw cry of “Ngwhcrryam, '

Laag made by the rampart pabtscal cormptm

jdty. 1926 will irvly he the peat This rune the Smite, through ca “ 4 ut the hmory of Sc* lx!.- Gry » coomuttee already appointed bv'^

Vw Preudeot Da we*, will mh tha

atroag proof of popuUrlty sad , —« ahMty to gala the crowds hla multltudr of add roues I

of a million Rival Got ■hoold take rare la*; that Mblllty of hla repeating

r Woodrow WI bon feat ia brtagtag Van <wer , *»^‘«*v*«‘al aomlaalioa - van over senator rnmtm u by no means n George Wharton Pepper m the gtwe

I Estate Yaloes Hut be Solid adelpbla Inquirer kat tt.04e.oeo real estale failure la Florida may or may %• a eympron. It la at leai Mfloe that real eMate values.

spirit of the lovely Jn-

' dian girts would r*y. "Let me

: bark to splrltland. where I

ia warn.."

i oi S230DOU.OOO : •ch SSMDOOOOO.

al isavwg S220n0.0U) mi poet ^ mewthv mi the hscxl year. Tltsr figures «cak loud "caa any wueda Whereas i (wo leered at March, dm

emieeaed that Jersey Legislature recently took *.000,000 to a Mep la the dirortioa of com , PU'eory liaMHty Insurance for T”" motor vehicle, when K requir-d

TW's a lot of money ter «

mum ti.040 protection requisite to detag huMaem. ' la a tendency thruout th.> co

prrating an common carriers, be > the traffic tuernaaas Neither I

whuoy- *"(o oblivion. Xgwhury was ,h *‘ Pedrafrtaa nor the other!

c* . •< v-m WO *I9V»|

Md bams If they are

lo aae doubts that Florida is a •A of Immense poaMbilifles. U H is also true that nothing “ happened m *vr years lo ahe nortda latriaMcally worth • or a hundred times a* much

i N was a dozen year, ago

<h»ly the (ransT-r to Mortda of vast new population could make ! toad legftimalcly rise so rapid-

ly lo valor Not real estate; According to Gilbert Smith Usn. but settlers wi*h money j the freest of all human being* tovwd >a Florida buidama and! is be who gives mort. love* mot. iadaMry could produce p<manent i forgiven most, endunf muni.

I think* most, and scatter* hi* In-

TJ» aefttocr me - go there in' aurnce. a* the farmer die- hi. *■»•• *•»"> have gone already | awed, in good m»II. A man ts very k*' *h*y must be sfendy. all-year- free when he make* other* (eel

worker* and prolucr.v. not 1 free about

HOME, DAD AND THE BOY

^T^i n.'Xecome •ranres held ther r idler* Inatend of wxrkera. l‘ n lhr c * K>l,d «e adminlatrntton out Of 46 socialistic hnaiarea J*" - * r *** ink *‘V’ n M^re- i Venture* wcterwrl ini.. tk ° nP ,0 °k •• Calvin CCOlUlge * ■nn. Bnonn.,! .11 i« JZ !*“ “* "“"k

or flve have failed and co*t i taxpayer* from a few dollars a* high as SMTS.OOO for each

rniore.

The slogan of the Independent Denver announce* the drafting Labor Party in Greai Brit.-.in is of an amendment to the State "Soeialism In our time." The Constitulk-n that would . br h* rt T ha* been Hatton- church property. It reads. "Lota •Jlsatio., of coal, railroads, elec- , nrt buildings thereon triclty. banking and raw ma(.r- dual rely for religious worship Judging from the labor and ,.**11 U11 , ^ exempt from

Industna! slluatlou as reported in • ion "

""..“.I' 1 ', 1 ’ "** T" Oo. I" rol-On » It lb, Ubor P,,!,. If „ „ a,.,.- B.,.,, -1 .t. .o.U Ov. .o „„ E |. „ ..J

change its slogan to "Bankruptcy probably not

a modihed proposition, which would compel any church wiling

■titled be would have to sit « ibe teachvt‘a top. Don't lot the iex*ate taxi confuae you. Remember thi honey dew melloo D what pc ■ell and money due Mel lop

what you pay

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taxi

■» with latere*!. In all probability and schools, tax free will probably remain

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1 •*»VT rq|i m Mawt. Kn FreFrmty *f km l Gam* Cjptmfpawnts maumi mm by mUmmrj -worn mi, *re ptrtw

pr unary frous Henn damaged, naa i 1518. Tlrtt .mount Irresponalhle apeede- with . oad-hald machine, or the

f property coma

Of resolving a dubious .qutty in a m, ' ot such a purr hawed on 'he rental - . Ideh of a chattel mortgag ^ la Pennaylvanla help* to It declared the instalment automobile t w.th huge Jodgmert proof A romp

By FRANK H CHELEY

we-; Down wrtjs the grouch! ,T ” I FT'S give Mm the advantage > of thr . (lkr | y he *ut

•tors are warned

■t* more to Invest their money i America, and keep away fr •reign bond* Foreign nations want to pay. but If they can't pwy ibey can't. And (be private Investor, unlike the railed State* Government, raanni bring prr»

I ►«re to brer of millions of

Ttey bumped their heads

together.

In a swift revolving door. First Doctor. "Did you bold a mirror to her (are to ano If aha was Mill breathlag’" Second Doctor: "Yea, and she opened one eye, gasped, and reached for the powder-puff!" Manager—That to the mmoM realistic Oght I ever saw on the screen. How did you work it? Film Director—I told each actor on the quiet that the other considered him a punk scrapper. Marjory—"I • home when Mother—' No darling. I was at grandma's, ia the country " you awful' sprtead when you heard about It!" See If We Cure! JnM a little love, a little klaa. From Just a little lovlag little beaut; ‘Tin Just a little loving thing

like this.

That make* a lovely breach

"Drink Ccca-Cota.

: Fca year* be ts. f U * , habit of hie Hie to i... mrke Me aud he ha, t-cu .

r - 1*8 Aray tarns repuCM I (iremtai W. fm tm mi Marumi a, the ‘W Tan Lea MM dbt Msrwr* carr af

| T JT , . : If the rtporta « rt* Pennmf

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CHICAGO |

HabUtty ltwurat.ee law U h«>und Vguberentorewe. broatme It to rreil, taT^T a* ■eedod ^ u|u , s ^

1 day he mat

▼at»s Moeatogc Tap La* himself

nreaatxvtll* Pr«*

Part let patina in dwrliona to

smews too few. The Vailed MtuaUnt, aud <» , Mtatre once led to voting per- llmre 'aaythlag *

rentage And that war at a the hoy.

time when faciUtie* foe getting! Me to na frirediy c to the pofla war* vretly > aye two Mra.a.

, les* *erv iceahie than three of the M. g, Wl ,

prreret when muck Bwuc that mere ere** in !,r.. half the popuiatuoi ..ill bred It- uf a hey than thri the rural dtairteta. New thi-. logging the eagin--enuniry to trailing Other com Fifty thuumnd A parable as<ton* (re far shred r< totted ngniiwt K i- • it* In I * J4 thw pnrianmretary this Untied glare*

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i by Bevlm patoc- 1

rreeediBg *l«rtK* coa ly rj,nd*.l than rent. ‘n»*d lr. : boy uni any boy ri ■ under the Oer-. truth when k- >• a..,

On hundred*

European

t nii.d State* intrrawt paymente • Ul b. st-pp-d and the value <d the bond will gradually dwindle aw*;, take warning.

Bom. of lb. bonds are probably . _ good, but where European na- “You kaew. IT I waaa't na

pa. In- perleneod btHlard drinker

icr»*i and pMnrtpaJ will not be I kink thta was pluto water."

paid tv

Drunkard en nign. Billiards. I

"Gimme a glam of biti^yg*.Hzrtender decides to Hav* a joke aad gives hint aoia* pluto water. Thy dntokard up*, then

'c<ufT MOL trtUAt *m<fns etaa ?'